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An eight inch cock means you won't be able to achieve satisfactory

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An eight inch cock means you won't be able to achieve satisfactory pelvic contact on the regular with the average girl.

Trust me. Pic related is me. Don't wish for that which you do not need.
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This is fucking real im 7 inches and the 3 girls ive been with couldnt take it to the base, it fucking sucks
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So you're saying i have a chance with my inch?
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i have problems at 7.5 i'm sry good sir
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>>719019949
[PELVIC CONTACT INTENSIFIES]
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>>719019514
>An eight inch cock means you won't be able to achieve satisfactory pelvic contact on the regular with the average girl.
Or get decent head from most chicks
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6.5 and it can dependent on position/recipient.
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>>719020035
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Slightly over 5 inches here, always been able to fuck to the hilt, and most of the 7 girls i've been with have been able to take my whole dick in their mouth too. FeelsGoodMan
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Whats the best size to have?
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>>719020084
I mean.... its a little small though I got the perfect 7 incher :D also is this pelvic thing real? Bc I've never had problems with mine except for this one bitch but she was 19 and not a virgin and she took it worse than a 14 year old virgin ive been with
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>>719019833
>>719019514

just like a handgun barrel, anything over 4 inches is for show and it actually is counter productive
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>>719020175
6-7 & thicc
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8.5 and I've never had too many issues. Just get them nice and wet, finger them a bit first, and then slip it right on in. Just go nice and slow for a bit and then they open right up. How the fuck do you think niggers have sex OP? Not every negress/coal burner has a gigantic stretchy vagoo
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>>719020175
6.5x5.5 for general purpose
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>>719020248
you're a virgin or are under 6" if u think this is true
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>>719020248
do you think that the problem is its not lubed up enough XD no stupid you hit a muscle wall and it hurts like a mother fucker
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OP's incredibly accurate fact is the reason I am glad I have an average girl for a wife and that I have an eight inch cock. We are both very happy, with her being average, and me also having an average eight inch cock.
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>>719019514
It is more than acceptable size for boys though.
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>>719020341
> XD

KILL YOURSELF
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7 inches here, the 3 girls I've been with loved it, I think having an 8 incher is actually good, if you get them wet properly and start slow you should be achieving maxim awesomeness
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Repeated cases of unworkable sex life. Pic is only semi. (Don't get depressed and fat. You'll obstruct bloodflow.)
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Hey guys. 12 incher here. I fuck girls everyday and night. If they are virgins or not i make them bleed. Y'all faggots with your 2-3 inches just enjoying fapping yourselves to sleep.
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OP here.

The only positive thing is the visual and psychological effect on women because of how much of a thing our culture has made about big dicks.

But practically and mechanically it is not desirable. As long as you have a decent girth you don't need to be any bigger than 7" realistically for most women.

This is truth.
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>>719020504
XD
How about no
XD rawr omg
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>>719020328
I've fucked like 100 women. You're a virgin for not realising that it's not your cock that hurts them it's your shoddy technique
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Also 7x5.5 reporting in

fuckin virg tho
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>>719020575
Any stories of girls liking the size?
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what dick measurement do i go by? is bone pressed just a meme measurement for fat guys or does it actual matter?
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>>719020248
Black people have average penises too.

Sorry to burst your bubble but porn selects the 1% of black men.
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>>719020416
Pencil
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>>719020514
This guy gets it
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>>719020593
Mods ban this guy
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>>719020675
Sorry to reburst the bubble, but black dudes have bigger dicks averagely
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>measuring at base
>pretending you have 1-2 inches more than you really do have
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>>719020675
lol you're an idiot if you think this is true. They don't all have giant donkey dicks but it's just a fact that nigs on average have bigger dicks
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>>719020719
Innit
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>>719020660
Bone pressed is the standardised measuring technique for scientific studies.

The current average from the most recent metastudy conducted by Kings college London and the NHS is 5.5"
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>>719020637
L
U
L
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Is it normal to have 5 inch at the age of 17? ;-;
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>>719019514
My cock is over 8" and closer to 9". Some women can take it and some can't. Everybody's different.
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>>719020782
O shit here we go again !
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>>719020849
So many guys have small dicks wow
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>>719020869
Won't grow anymore
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>>719020869
Dude i still have a 4" and im 21
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>>719020759
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>719020849
but like for bragging/4chan purposes do i go by bone pressed or non pressed??
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>>719020809
It's only black men from certain areas of africa/African heritage.

And it's only a half inch increase from the best studies done.

I feel sorry for the average black guy with all this expectation placed on them.
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>>719020649
probably because you tuck your fucking t-shirt in
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>>719020782
Largest dicks on record are men of Northern European descent. 2nd largest are (you guessed it) Western European. West African is 3rd.
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>>719020950
But it says here my country average is 4'4
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>>719020985
Girl pulling a black faggot's pants down and having a huger expectation than his actual penes
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>>719021095
Average =/= all
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>>719021005
Yeah that's for sure why.
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>>719019514
I'm at 6.5, I think it's the perfect length. Girls can never blow to the base, but I can make pelvic contact and drive them crazy. Honestly though, anything 4.5 or above is livable, just get good at going down and you'll be able to satisfy most women. It takes patience, but it's not bad as long as they're clean.
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>>719021312
Pencil
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>>719021095
Chink detected.
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>Having the perfect penis
>Girls naturally submit to me
>Girls collectively become a harem
>The snow ball effect draws more girls in.
>Their insatiable appetite for my perfect penis keep me long and hard.
>Me and my penis are worshiped.
>The woman begin to form in chains, on each of my limbs, bound my my perfect sperm
>Form a new hybrid. The omgeapenile.
>Phase through space and time.
>My penis will unite us all.
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There's a negative correlation between penis size and intelligence, indicating the more intelligent you are the smaller your penis on average.
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>all these anons thinking length matters past 5.5
length is just a meme, it's all about girth
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>>719021429
yup
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Okay, so I'm going to break this down for all of you LARP'ing faggots.

7 Inches long is a 93 percentile
5.5 Inches circumference is also 93 percentile

I see dozens 7+ and 5.5+ in this thread.
In short, you are all a bunch of bullshitting faggot virgins that have no clue what the fuck you're talking about, and you watch far too much porn.

In short, stop lying on a fucking anonymous, korean basket waving forum and promptly kill yourselves.

Let's start with you: Exhibit A.

>>719020248

I am hereby calling you out. I am biting the bullet by forcing myself to look at a picture of your cock to call you out on your bullshit.

Fucking post an image of your cock with measuring tape and a timestamp. If you do not you are a lying faggot, and you need to promptly fuck off.

Everyone else needs needs to stop fucking LARPing on AN ANONYMOUS FUCKING IMAGEBOARD.
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>>719021454
Hey im just very insecure :(
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>>719021682
Am I 93 percentals?
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Anyone ever watched this guy fuck. He's in every porn vid around at the moment and the videos are always centred around his dick.

Thing is he's always got about 3 inches hanging out in the breeze and he never makes full pelvic contact and gets to really slam a girl and stimulate the clit. And he's working with porn girls who have vaginas like the London underground.
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>>719021790
porn isn't about sexual pleasure, it's purely aesthetic, hence why there called "adult actors/actresses". They're acting
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>>719021682

>7 inches long is a 93 percentile

Yeah. But only because there's like 7 billion people and 6.5 billion of them are Asian. 7 inches long is like 50th percentile for white people and like 10th percentile for black people.

>In short, stop lying on a fucking anonymous, korean...

You give yourself away you inadequate nip.
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>>719021941

Lol delusional cunt
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>>719020660
>>719020849
>dick measuring techniques
why do you know this
and what is bone pressed
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>>719022008

Awww. Is someone's slanty little yellow bumbum hole hurting?
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>>719021941

This is based on figures from the U.S. you retarded nigger.
Citation: http://imgur.com/a/3r5sH#0

Verdict: LARP'ing Faggot.

Kill yourself my man.
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>>719019514
7'' here, find I bottom out the majority of girls I fuck - I like them petite tho . This is not a bad thing.
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>>719022107

Just pointing out how porn has warped the mind lel
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>>719021941
>>In short, stop lying on a fucking anonymous, korean...

>You give yourself away you inadequate nip.
That's a fucking meme, newfag.
14 year old confirmed.
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Obsession with penis size betrays a man's utter cluelessness about what women really want in bed, and perhaps women in general.
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>>719022150
>http://imgur.com/a/3r5sH#0

The sample was 111 students at Princeton. Princeton is like 90% nips and chinks. It's not a random sample of the actual American population. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11182344
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>>719022525

>Well *tipped* lad

No, but in seriousness, you're worse than the LARPers because they are 14 year old virgins, which is normal.

You're a fucking 30 year old virgin.
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the length isn't the problem, it's the thickness, you fucking virgins
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>virgins arguing about how to have sex
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>>719019833
im 7 as well but i havent had this problem
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>>719022583
There are 3 or 4 studies in total that you glossed over.

And the school is over 50% white with a large population of blacks.
Get fucked.

Still no dick pic, still LARP'ing.
Next time, say you banged 20-40 women.
100 is just pants in head retarded and outlandish.
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>>719020416
pencil
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so what you're saying is that at 7 inches long, 5.5 around, and with fat cock head I have the ideal size of penis

This is corroborated by all of my experimental data

thank you god or satan, whoever gave me this penis
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>>719022861

I tell you what, I'll post a dick pick if you admit you're a little Asian fuckboi with deep feelings of inadequacy.
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>>719019982
7.5 here and it fits perfect wouldnt want any smaller or bigger
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>>719022185
I'm glad I'm not the only one who uses the term bottom out.
Penetrating being a couple inches is irrelevant for female pleasure.
Bottoming out it's unpleasant for all parties involved.
I've gotten chicks off with barely a chub, just requires singe technique to get a softy in there.
Girth is more important than length, but also a pain in the ass.
It's occasionally painful to penetrate when you're girth significantly surpasses what they're used to.
TL:DR if you have a pencil dick, an hero.
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>>719022861
Black people don't even have unusually large dicks they just hang longer when flaccid cause Africa was hot like a bitch and Europe has something called winter
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>>719022946

>no arguments, better say he has a small dick
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>>719022767
same guessing it what we get for banging sluts
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Dear big dick anons, bi male here

I would happily let you achieve pelvic contact on me. <3
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>>719019514
I'm a solid 6 inches but I've watched my wife take up to 10 inches without problems.

The way she cums on a big cock is incomparable to what I can achieve...
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>>719022946

you mistook a common meme for him being asian
what is this youre first day on 4chan
fuckoff newfag
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>>719023101
Can't bottom out the bottom... Eh?
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>>719020201
>"Pedophilia" - that's a big word for a nine year old
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>>719020869
no you should see a doctor
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>>719023155
I got dubs. Now I can go to bed.
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>>719023155

?
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>>719020637
haha
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>>719023222
Fucking trips. Winning
My dick just got bigger.
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>>719021774
You are the 1 percent.
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>>719020649

*sees your cock*

:o
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6.5inx3.3in here, having an average dick is not so bad ofc you might get laughed at but at least I can hear that satisfying slap
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>>719020575

Is that you?
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>>719023250
He wants you in his ass.
Dumb ass
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>>719021909
>aesthetic
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>>719023344
Checked
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>>719021774
whats goin on here???
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>>719019514
Yeah I can kinda relate. I'm 6.5 inches and can hit my girl's cervix. You'd think it's hot (well, it kinda is), but she cries every time to tell me to stop.
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>>719023381

Please no bully.
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>>719023480
I answered your question, assuming you're >>719023250
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>>719023073

The little nip can't even admit he's a ching chang chong boy. How cute.
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>>719023689

How did you know?
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>>719023705
Says "ching chang chong" calls someone else boy
Lolol
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>>719023705

>little faggot can't post his dick, because he'd be breaking child porn laws

Keep LARP'ing, I'm getting a good laugh you stupid bitch.
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>>719023765
Speak in complete thoughts.
How did I know what?
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>>719023344
Pencil dick faggot
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>>719023705

it was as if you rolled in here and unironically said tits felt like bags of sand
you dont have a fucking clue what your talking about

just quit while your behind you 12 year old shithead
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>>719023925
Tits can feel kind of like deflated sand bags when she's anorexic.
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>>719023849

How did you know that's what he was implying?
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6.3x5.1 Just to get this going
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>>719024225
Because he said he's bi and in this thread he's looking a big dicks. I also know the rectum has no cervix.
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>>719023925

Oooohhh. Very very sorry, Chinky-son. My rittre joke cause great disrespect to ancestors. Ret me bow 1,000 times to compensate.
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>>719020416
Pencil.
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>>719024310

See, even if this dude is bullshiting, he gave a totally reasonable measurement.

A bit large, but now overwhelming porn tier.
He's probably well adjusting with about 7 or 8 sexual partners at age 19.

Pretty easy to be realistic when you don't watch 24/7 cuckporn.
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>>719024322

It seriously took you 10 minutes to make that comeback?

Jesus dude.
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>>719021774
you fucked a chick too hard with your hookworm dick and pulled off her labia?
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>>719024518

What's that? I can't hear you over all that changing and the chonging.
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>>719020483
Agreed. Sometimes you want to slobber on a huge cock
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>>719024795

meep mop a moop bix noodz muh nigga
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>still no proof
I can go all night, champ
Keep recycling the retardation.
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>>719024319

But I'm the one who said I'm bi.
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>>719024444
>He's probably well adjusting with about 7 or 8 sexual partners at age 19.
dude that's way too many also check'd
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>>719025063
So what's the issue? Now I'm fucking lost.
Time to get of /b/
Piece owt beaches
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>>719025164

I mean if you have a one night stand once a month only 7 or 8 times a month for year, that would do it.

And that's not unheard of. If you're a confident 8+ Chad that is.

Everyone else is probably 2 or 3. Or none.
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>>719025308

I don't know what "Can't bottom out the bottom" means.
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