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I have a drunken Gf my dick and all shit. AMA. Taking requests

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I have a drunken Gf my dick and all shit. AMA. Taking requests and all that jazz. Fuck.
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Put ur dick in her mouth
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Rub ur butt on her face
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full body nude pic OP
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if you're actually op from last thread stick something in her ass and i might have questions.
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gouge out one of her eyes
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time stamp her tits
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>>718994665
this
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>>718994474
lets see you fuck her right in the pussy OP
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Tits with timestamp for starters
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>>718994474
Rolling for all shit and the jazz.
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>>718994896
I respect that.
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>>718994474
is indeed a lying faggot
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Is she passed out or just letting you do what you want
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OP didn't deliver last thread, just leave. you're missing nothing.
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>>718994474
Rub your dick in salt then fuck her
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>>718995551
That's mah nigga
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put salt on her clit then lick it off.
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Im disapointed. I remamber far better times. Too much summer. Last OC or i hear good question. Its fking AMA. Fucking newfags.
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>>718995688
Probably already there sea cows brush the bottom of the ocean and use it as camouflage
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>>718995886
show her ass, then we can ask questions because we'll have something to talk about.
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>>718995886
i remember when /b/rothers could spell
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>>718995886
does she even deepthroat in the first plafe?
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>>718994474
Am I the only one genuinely saddened by this
The image in >>718975247 made me happy and then seeing the nudity and shit just made me sad
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How many BLM rallies has she forced you to attend my Beta friend?
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>>718995886
How many cocks have u sucked fagit?
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>>718995886
Soz bro u too boring to ask questions to so just show the bitches tits so I can have a lovely big wank
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>>718995999
Inverted satan trips checked
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What's the most kinky fucked up sex you've ever had with he?bonus points for green text... I know you're on a phone though since I'm from your previous thread, so I can understand if you can't greentext
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>>718995886
Age? What's her face look like? At least give us something to ask about, Jesus
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>>718994474
Is that Sara?
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>>718995968
Here you fucking go. At least. SOMEONE.
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>>718996423
yeah that's a dude
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Have you ever ass fucked her?Does she like it?
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can you take her tits out - leave shirt on?
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show her pussy spread, when did you meet and why u get together in first place?
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>>718996423
Is that actually a guy?
If it is, and he's really feminine, I'd ask him what his role is. Sub or Dom?
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>>718996698
So you're the sub?
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how was your day op?
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>>718994474
Hot sauce up her butthole
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>>718996730
Everytime sweetie
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No dick on mouth? Pussy at least
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Whats the typical day like with you two?
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>>718996831
Nice. What experience do you two have with bondage?
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>>718996790
I got assfucked by boyfriend twice and then rimmed him while he slowly defacated. Pretty normal day.
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>>718996505
>>718996547
Fucking kek.

Ok someone asked how old we are. We are 26 and 23 yold. Go on?
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Whisper positive affirmations into her ear for 15 mins. After that your deepest darkest sexual fantasies depending on what stage of REM sleep she is in most of it should soak in.... also sharpie in pooper?
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>>718994474
good evening op. respect my dubs by rubbing hellmanns mayoinnase (lite or normal it doesn't matter) on her brown asshole.
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>>718996985

what do you two do for work? also, could you braid her hair while she's sleeping?
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>>718996985
Show bitches tits u drunk degenerate fuck
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>>718997140
roll
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>>718997140
rolling
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>>718997163
About our work, all i can say is we are polish coupe living and working in UK. We do Simple shit, but we are trying to develop. And we will.
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>>718994474
show vagina
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>>718997622
Show us more of her tits
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>>718997140
rollachino
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Fuck her, and record on phone without her knowing.
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>>718996985
Is she passed out or what
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Dick in mouth.
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>>718997622
I'd love to visit Europe again, but I'm worried the AA Trump-turrets woukd shoot down my plane.

That's a pretty nice bra too.
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>>718997622
Smear your shit on her face like a hitler moustache
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blow your load on her face
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If she passed out, fuck her. Dude, stop being such a fucking pussy.
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>>718997140
by the power of my dubs, do this op
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>>718997622
Also about briding her hair. Im not a faggot so i dont really know what that means but i can stick my fingers in her hair if u want.
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Dip your nutsack in urine and teabag her to that song by Chumbawumba, while fisting the air and chanting your own name
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Where in the uk.?
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JUST FUCKING FUCK HER
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>>718998117
So are we ever gonna get nudes or not
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>>718998117
Post tits
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>>718998117
Don't be a faag stick your dick in her hair at least
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>>718998117
Show baginub
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>>718998117
What's faggot about braiding? for a few thousand years everyone knew how to braid, we've only stopped now because we're useless without supermarkets.
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>>718997140
BY THE POWER OF MY DUBS, DO THIS YOU FAG
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Ale chyba was kurwa znam jakie jaja :D
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>>718997140
roll
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>>718998117
You gotta slip your hand in her pants and grab her asscheeks.

Also, favorite Daft Punk song?
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dick in hair
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>>718998117
Where the fuck is the TIMESTAMP. Otherwise BS
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Put a satanic symbol on her forehead with whatever substance you want, preferably red.
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>>718998401
What the fuck are you talking about. Briding is making fucking hair. Its faggotry at its bestsellery.
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>>718998825
show us dem lips
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>>718998825
>What the fuck are you talking about.
Are schools not compulsory in Poland? Braiding is how you make Rope, String, Twine etc
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>>718999025
U like?
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>>718998825
Dawaj jej stopy!
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>>718998825
>>718998117
>>718997622
>>718996985
you've got one chance to show us her crotch you silly faggot or i'm fucking outta here
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This sucks op. Step up your fucking game.
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>>718997772
Brits have least plaque per tooth in the world.
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>>718999145
her other lips!
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ROLL FOR DAT SWEET PUSSY BOYS
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Would you actually post something other than her hair/lips to get us going. Jesus fuck
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>>718999255
WASTED
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This thread sucks op. Give the people what they want. Post tits or I'm out
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abandon thread
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>>718999142
Thats the way od making fucking hair. You asked me to braid her hair. Or someone else. Thats a job for bffs or fucking faggots.
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Post nipples yo
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Whered you meet her?
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>>718999591
Are you gonna post a picture of her tits or what?
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>>718999591
Show me more blanket op please more blanket
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>>718999591
>Thats a job for bffs or fucking faggots.
My point was there was a time when someone who couldn't braid would have been as useful as tits on a bull.
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Post dik yo
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I swear to fucking god op if I don't get more of that blanket
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>>718999618
>>718999702
I think you both really want some Red areolas.
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I've seen many a red blanket I my day but this one takes the "cake" if you catch my drift
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>>718999591
cum in her belly button
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dude, game still weak. We all lost our fucking buzz. Fuck her. Just do it.
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>>719000049
No op I don't want a red fucking areola. I want more of that red fucking blanket or did I not make myself clear
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is your girlfriends name sonya lol
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>>719000176
Some more of the finest red blanket just for the biggest queer.
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Can I please request to see her legs? Take those pants off for the love of god lol
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Blanket or gtfo
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>>719000468
Uhhhh that's good. Put it over your head and post a picture from inside
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>>719000433
kek

dat pic n comment combo is enough to rape a drunk girl
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Just put your dick in her mouth already
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>>719000468
That's not her blanket you faggot, I knew you were full of shit, blanket w/ timestamp or gtfo
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>>718999591

>Thats a job for bffs or fucking faggots.

which is exactly why I asked you to do it, faggot.
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>>719000468
move that dumb bitches arms out of the way, cant see the blanket properly
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>>719000468
Dude, focus your fucking pictures. Jesus christ
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>>719000624
... oh my god, op are you a grand wizard?
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Just Ask the blanket anything already..
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>>719000997
kek
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>>719001075

What's the thread count on this big beautiful blanket?
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>>719001075
spread it
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>>719000997
Blanket, why you so crazy?
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JUST TAKE THE FUCKING BLANKET, PUT IT OVER YOUR FUCKING HEAD, LIGHT A LITTLE FIRE AND TAKE A PICTURE LIKE YOUR IN A SECRET CAVE. AM I SPEAKING A DIFFERENT FUCKING LANGUAGE HERE????? ITS A SIMPLE REQUEST
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plz deliverlol
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>>719001212
meant for >>719001075
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Show pussy
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>>719001075
Post her feet already
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>>719001133
Just post dubs to this post and ima take the blanket and put IT all over my gfs dancing pole i swear to god.
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>>719001451
rollin'

also more of gf, she's hawt
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>>719001273
Pussy please
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So why aren't you fucking her? Whiskey dick?
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I would like to see more of that ass, and also pussy.
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>>718994474
>Dyed hair
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>>719001451
cut some of the blanket with scissors
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>>719001451
Also More of hot gf
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>>719001451
>anon has a legitimate girl in his lap ready for dicking
>4chan is more concerned about a red blanket
>when anon could be balls deep in her
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>>719001451
I DIDNT ASK FOR IT OVER THE POLE, DO I SOUND LIKE I GIVE A SHIT ABOT A POLE?????! THIS IS 2016 EVERY VEGAN AND THEIR SISTER HAS A POLE. Just take the blanket op... put it over your goddamn head... light a goddamn fire and take a goddamn picture... it can be your lighter, a match, a paper towel, I don't care. Just put it over your head, light a fire, take a picture and say "well shucks pardner, fixin to be a long winter, ain't it?" Jesus I'm getting sick of your shit.
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>>719001451
can i see the bathroom
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>>719001787
You sir, are a madman.
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>>719001955
Zozzle
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dick in mouth
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Fuck her in her ass.
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>>719002156
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>>719002198
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>>719001451
make a pot of coffee and spill some on the blanket. I want to see that blanket get all dirty
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>>719002296
>ONE
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>>719001955
Redhead blanket.
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>>719001872
I live in harlem on the corner of 146 and riverside. You wanna talk shit about the red blanket you can come and fight me right fucking now faggot.
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Warm the fridge up with the blanket
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>>719001451
Csn tou cum on her face and post pics
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>>718995103
No Timestamp
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>>719002463
thats a long thumb
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What has this thread become
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>>718994474
>i have a drunken gf my dick and all shit

what?
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God fucking dammit. Just one more fucking blanket.
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>>719001451
just pour a little red wine on the blanket please
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>>718999591
(insecurities intensify)
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>>719002463
Your hand is fucking misshaped and disghustjng
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put your dick in her already before this thread dies.
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>>719002463
Ok op, the wig is creative I'll grant you that, but is it such a difficult request for you to just put the blanket over your head and take a simple picture, I'm not asking much here, just a blanket, a lighter, and a "well shucks pardner, fixin to be a long winter"
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>>719002701
i would also drink till i passed out if I had to live there.
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No more red blanket I've been waiting patiently op! Lol
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>>719002701
more gf!
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>>719002701
OVER THE FUCKING HEAD
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>>719002701
whipcream on blanket
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>>719002701
put blanket on girl
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>>719002863
Fuck off faggot you don't belong here. This is blanket country.
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>>719002497
Coincidentally I live 5 houses down.

FITE ME IRL FAGGO!
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>>718999145
That's a fukin dude!
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>>719002701
Why does your girlfriend still have clothes on?
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>>719003039
There are no houses in Harlem
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Pls show light fittings
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>>719002701
put red blanket in the shower then put cold red blanket on girl
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>>719002701
can we get a full body pic of the blanket
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Wrap blanket around thumb pls
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Does Red Blanket have a name? I think Rosebud would suit it
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is this a second blanket I see?
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>>719003406
There's not enough blanket
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>>719003338
YES FULLBODY ONBLANKET
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fuck her already forget the blanket
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>>719003636
WHY NOT PENIS IN ANUS?
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>>719003636
now fuck it
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You lucky bastard take them off what are You doing lol
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>>719003636
HOW ARE YOU WILLING TO DRAG A HUMAN BEING ONTO THE BLANKET BUT YOU REFUSE TO DRAPE IT OVER YOUR HEAD AND TAKE A PICTURE AS IF YOU WERE IN A SCARLET CAVE
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>>719003636
That's the coolest blanket I've ever seen on b, can u get the faggot to move so we can get a good look at it
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>>719003636
Why is she clothed
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>>719003851
LIGHTER AND "WELL SHUCKS PARDNER, FIXING TO BE A LONG WINTER"
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>>719003636
could you slide her pants off?
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unclothe on the red clothe
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>>719003636
Now cum on it
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/b/lanket
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>>719004002
this
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>>719003895
Look at this. Can IT get even cooler? Blanket.
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does she have kinky clothes ?
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>>719003636
this blanket has my blessing
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>>719001075
did anyone else notice this is the exact fucking shape of Africa????

fuckingng explain your self you pollock, British African
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>>719004286
>no water
OP is a faggot
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>>718997622

you work at a hotel. she cleans rooms. you work at the bar.
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>>719004286
mmmmmm yeah thats the stuff make that a dirty blanket
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