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Does anyone else do the lighter hack?

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Does anyone else do the lighter hack?
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>>718992579
bics are fucking useless if you don't.
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I'm not in my 12 anymore...
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>>718992579
lighter hack? enlighten me
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>>718992685

/thread
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>>718992579
How has this become a copypasta thread?
It's not really that engaging a subject.
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I still use Zippo lighters
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>>718992579
>tfw buy the cheaper thai lighters which i can use as a one time flamethrower against tyrone.
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I'm not 6, so no. Lighters also only last a day or two at best
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>>718992766
you basically cover the lighter and your hand in lighter fluid. its supposed to burn longer and have a bigger flame.
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>>718992579
Do you have any oats?
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>>718992579
>2017 and still not using laservision to light smokes

cuck
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>>718992934
yeah only if youre smoking meth tho
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>>718992579
what does that even do?
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>>718992934
BICs last for months, even if you're a heavy smoker.

>>718992579
You don't even need pliers, just a knife or something stable and thin to put under the band to lever it out.
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>>718992934
A day or two?? Dude how much are you fuckin smokin in a day?
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>>718992579
If you're using needle-nose pliers to remove the safety tab of a Bic lighter, then that's all I really need to know about you.
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>>718993147

I smoke weed, and four packs of smokes a day
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>>718992579
popping out that annoying metal strip?
yup, even use needle nose pliers like yours
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>>718992579
Yes
European here, live in canada now. We don't have those bullshit safeties in Europe, they piss me off so as soon as I get a new lighter I pop it off
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>>718993337
literally as I walk out the store i'm popping it with my keys, I've done this so many times, well over a thousand
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>>718992579
yeah i pop that shit off with keys then bend it back


master race, I don't even smoke cigs anymore, so only use lighters for weed. Been on that vape suckin dick lyfe for like almost a year and a half if not more
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>>718992579
See
>>718992757
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>>718993219
it's not that, he has parkinson's and it takes ages to light even one cigarette.
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>>718993501
The safety is used in Germany though. Not sure about the rest of Europe.
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>>718993578

>that vape suckin dick lyfe

kek.
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>>718993081
>2017 and still trying to be funny when you know you're fucking not.

cringe
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>>718993578
>pic related
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>>718992579
shit has bait written all over it.
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>>718993540
Right? I've done this since I was 13, it's how I know which lighters are mine because I only buy white Bics and nobody's witty enough to pop the tabs off with their house key... the two are used in conjuction to ID lighter theft.
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>>718993665
Sheeeit you almost got satanic trips
Also I'm French. But I never really smoked much before moving anyway
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>>718992971
sounds legit
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>>718993710
Pretty sure some vapes have exploded in their users faces.
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>>718992579
You're still at it, huh?
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>>718992579

It's way easier if you get it at from the side and use leverage to pop it out. No bending required. I usually have ti use something smaller like the end of my key or the tip of a pen.
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>>718993873
vape while using one of those handless bipeds
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>>718993873
Exactly, and I'd rather die than be gay so that's why I'm about dat cigarette life
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>>718993845
Funny enough that Ive got 665 at least 3 times today.
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what is the best kind of lighter for vaping?
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>>718992579
My wife's son died doing this.
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Holy shit am I the oldest person in this thread?
Yes I used to remove it, when i was a child. Then my hands and fingers became bigger and stronger, allowing me to use a lighter that's designed for adults.
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>>718994179
yeh but you're a faggot and kissless virgin so...cool story bro.
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>>718994275
yeah all those years of fapping to anime like a faggot really did you good in the realm of getting your lung cancer kicking into overdrive. grats bro tell us more how badass you are.

still a faggot tho.now stick the lighter in your ass with a timestamp or gtfo.
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>Implying I dont smoke meth with a blow torch

hahaha
>bic
ahahaha
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>>718994281

This guy's wife's son's boyfriend died while doing it too, which is why he's salty.
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>>718993990
sameeeee I literally say that all the time "you know what's gay? cancer"
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>>718994369
jesus nigger what r u doin projecting on the inernets like that
kil urself m8e
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>>718994275
Ever had some dirt between the friction wheel and the safety? Apparently not, because that way you'd know how annoying it is.
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>>718992766
You just pull the child-proof tag off the flint wheel so it's easier to light
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>>718994275
I have sweaty hands aint ashamed to admit I have to take it off or I just keep slipping and looking foolish
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>>718994369
Take er back there about 20% there bud
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>>718994369
Kek no problema you little cunt, wont try to talk sense into this uneraged faggot anymore.

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>>718994461
Gets it. You sure put a lot of effort into trying to bait someone on a thread about lighters
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>>718994275
when its fucking -25 outside im glad i took it off
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>>718994699
>>718994461
>>718994451
sorry faggots i guess im not used to how you new fag millennials cuddle each other on here. back in my day people laughed collectively at this type of shit, but i guess now you get offended when i ruin your 'safe space'

jfc...


KYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>718994275
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>>718994699
oh yah eh? you betcha.

fuck the upper midwest and everyone from it.
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>>718994642
Same.

I also ironically get dry cracked spots on my hands from all the chemicals I clean with at work. Not fun.

Incidentally, I don't really understand why he's calling himself an adult for leaving a child safety device on. That's like putting a child gate in the doorway to your kitchen when you have no kids and saying "I can step over it because I'm an adult" wouldn't it be more adult to know how to remove it and then not have to step over something that wasn't designed for you? Just a thought I guess. I'm sure he's going to call me a virgin for it though.
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>>718994961
I get the feeling your a major cuck
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>>718994642
Reasonable response. I couldn't use a bic with the safety on till I was in my twenties, so Ive experienced that plenty of times. But if you practice lighting it with the safety, you'll be able to light it everytime with or without the safety.
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>>718995111
East side mutherfucka
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>>718995207
yeah? what do you want? a participation trophy for having a feeling? fucking put your helmet back on before you fall again.
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>>718994888
Makes sense, where you at?
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Just did it, had no idea this was a thing.

I notice no real difference. Is the flame longer/more maneuverable?
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>>718995336
No trophy just some fukin dope and rum
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>>718995336
kek'd
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>>718995260
So it boils down to two options:

Take two seconds to remove a metal piece that is designed to make it a pain in the ass to light and doesn't need to be there

or

Practice a skill to get better at dealing with the drawback of something that...doesn't need to be there.
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>>718995455
>Retard
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>>718995455
The friction wheel is easier to spin, that's all.
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ITT faggots can't use a lighter because fingers are too weak from being sucked into their buttholes.

seriously fags? it's a fucking lighter.

you can't light a lighter you should probably quit smoking cigs and start smoking dicks.
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>>718995557
Or option 3: but a fukin blowtorch like a man
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>>718995807
fag
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>>718994580
Shitty reason, clean it or take it off in taht instant. No need to make sure everybody thinks I'm cool by removing right when I buy it.
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>>718992579
Tried this shit. Didn't work. Guess who couldn't smoke res before work.
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i light cigarettes by convincing monks that the vietnam war is still going on and they will light my cigarette for me.
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>>718995877
>the more ya friggin know
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>>718995959
>can't remove safety from lighter
>smokes res

wow bro, we should start a government program to aid retards like you. full fucking potato.
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>>718995187
No not a virgin, just a defensive faggot. I'm an adult because it doesn't impede my lighter using abilities to leave it on. But as to not hurt your feeligs, see
>>718995260
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>>718996083
Seriously though
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>>718995807
>like a man

I have like 5 torch lighters and they all run out of fluid so fast they just don't seem worth refilling anymore.

Plus I only smoke weed, and I never do it outside in the wind anymore, so there's no need for torches.
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>>718996240
Not a fukin jet flame lighter ya queerosexual
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>>718995958
Why not just take it off when you get it to prevent the problem and make it more enjoyable to use. You do realize that not everything people do that you don't like is done so that it can be paraded around in front of you and shown off right? It's really just you noticing things you don't like and being a bitch about it.
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>>718995877
dubs dont lie
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>>718995557
Kek. Okay, if you are a grownup at another grownup's house and go to use their lighter are you going to
A. fumble around with it
B. ask them for a pair of pliers cause it hurts your thumbsies?
Or
C. Use the lighter like an actual adult
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>>718996083
It kick starts my morning to be buzzed after accumulating keef and res. I took the safety off, shit still didn't work. Last time I used it the flame was low as fuck and it just died on me. Looked up lighter hacks the following morning, shit ain't work. Still woke me up because it pissed me off. Kek
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>>718993800
When I was 13 they didn't have those on there. That's how I know you're like 18
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>>718996210
Yeah I can use them like that too. I have a couple laying around that still have the safety on them. They don't impede anything for me but I remove them because they're slightly annoying and it takes a couple seconds if I'm thinking about it.

>my feelings of adequacy are linked to my ability to do inconvenient things and not complain about them
>call other people faggots for complaining about them
>calls them defensive

I guess I don't really understand what the point of you is. Are you just a contrarian? are you trying to troll? Or are you just one of those fat good old boy types?
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>>718995760
This
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>>718996921
>>718995760
samefag
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>>718996741
mmmmm coat your lungs heavily in tar for a mild ass buz, yep sure can't beat that res wake n bake.

after that let's drink some motor oil and suck some dicks.
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>>718996678
I'd either use it without noticing, or notice and take my key out of my pocket and take it off in two seconds. Why are you such a retard about this?
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>>718996921
you want to post the proof of no samefag or do i have to? im too lazy.
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>>718997180
You realize of course that no one cares.
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>>718993800
>nobody's witty enough to pop the tabs off with their house key
>witty enough
> the two are used in conjuction to ID lighter theft

You seriously need to mature.
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>>718996912
Oh shit how new are you?
I'm so sorry for offending your delicate sensibilities by saying faggot.

I'm none of those things, I'm a human who is smart enough to use something designed to outsmart a child, nothing special really.
Sorry it makes you feel so inadequate that others don't need to remove child locks to use things.
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>>718993337
This.
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>ITT: little kids with tiny weak fingers.
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>>718997108
>>>718996741 (You)
>mmmmm coat your lungs heavily in tar for a mild ass buz, yep sure can't beat that res wake n bake.
>after that let's drink some motor oil and suck some dicks.
>tar
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>>718997054
Nope
>>718994275
Was me though
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>>718993710
>One will kill you
In 40 to 50 years.
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