Hey /b/ Know any quick ways to make money? I'm extremely

Can't talk, making money

Get a job?

Restaurant, cleaning, cashier, grocery store.

>>718992552
look up online marketing. make money from home. I mean, you'll still need to work your ass off, but you'll make some pocket money.

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>>718992552
if grill, sell used panties online
buy more, repeat

Use high markup to ensure demand longevity.

>>718992552
>porn webm
>wont sell body

You are sending mixed signals here.

>>718992965
>implying you need to be a girl to wear panties all day

Use some imagination, Anon. https://www.amazon.com/Seriously-Juice-Lotion-Vagina-Lubricant/dp/B00WWSXXLG & a small amount of urine / sweat.

>>718992854
Already got one lined up but start in a month. Need money now.

>>718992552
here op, learn and be happy
secretofsuccess.club

>718993748
What difference does a month make?

>>718992552
stop buying weed and vape liquids or w/e faggotry

stop buying beer and liquor

stop buying cable tv

stop buying cable internet

stop buying steam games you don't even play

stop buying consoles that get replaced one month later by 4x better versions

sell your car for a junker or sell your junker for cash take the bus stop paying for car insurance/gas

maybe you should manage your finances before you go in the red dipshit. this isn't a puter game where you get to just restart...oh wait

file bankruptcy and it magically all goes away...what was i thinking. only costs like $500 for a lawyer to file the paperwork. then you can get credit cards up the ass and use that to cover your end till your shit tier job kicks in.

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>>718994077
Pay off deadlines within 2 weeks, not a month.

Kinda pushed against a wall here

>>718992552
You can go to leddit slave labour and sell something you are good at? proof reading is a good example.

>>718994150
Explain the deadline. How much, for what, and what happens if you don't?

>>718994123
>Declare bankruptcy
>Then get credit cards
LOL

>>718992552

If you have a car, do Uber, Uber Eats, or Lyft. Quickest way if you have a vehicle.

Make quick cash? Those stupid cuddle setups. You basically get paid to pretend to be someone's friend. I have a friend who does it and I'm surprised how much lonely people are willing to pay.

oh this is easy, be a piece of shit faggot loser cunt entitled bitch millennial and make a youtube channel catering to people like you and you will make millions by being completely worthless and gay. all you have to do is say tumblr fag bullshit and agree with retards about retarded shit and pretend you dont understand anything and you will be rich bro

then play some video games on the side like league which is free and stream yourself as the 'shittiest n00b' and that can be your thing that people pay in watching ads to see.

easy peasy niggers r greasy

chaturbate

>>718994495
this actually works, americans do it all the time.

>>718993739
>one review
>one star
>left by vapingguy.
Kek

>>718994634
YOU JUST DESCRIBED THE AVERAGE /B/TARD

>>718992888
Witnessed

>>718994378
minus 1k now, need to lower that heavily or i get in a lot of shit.

>>718995384
>I get in a lot of shit
lolno. worst case, it gets sent to collections and then nothing happens.

>>718995581
still would like to be able to climb out of it incase any thing occurs soon that i need to deal with etc. better to be prepared

>>718993748
sell a kidney

>>718992965
What sites would you even sell those on

>>718996268
Chaturbate.

>>718995384
the only way you will ever get in trouble with debts is if you owe child support and you aren't paying it, then you will sit in jail (unless you are going to school/college) then comes garnishment down the road and you're forced to be stuck at minimum wage no matter what you make

there is no 'trouble'

you sound like a newfag to finances all around. you should consider getting some professional assistance with understanding how money works. it's not hard for most of us but apparently some fucking retards just don't get it.

>>718996268
Craigslist, Chaturbate as >>718996316 said, and possibly other camgirl sites.

>>718996268
Leddit
craigslist

>>718995384
if it's minus 1k you need to raise it heavily, if you lowered a negative number you go further in debt

no wonder your finances are so fucked you fucking gypsy.

If you're an actual femanon, post pics and I might consider buying vids.

>>718992552

If you live in a populated area, go on craigslist m4m. Find some old guys looking to give BJs that are hosting. Meet up with them, and snag their wallets before you leave.

It's fucked up, but it works. Might even find some old fuck that'll just pay you to blow you anyways. You may not want to 'sell your body' but shit, it works.

>>718996331
This. Debtors jail isn't a thing anymore. Debt goes to collections, is sold a few times, and then wipes off a credit report. After a few years, it never happened.

>>718996475
thats how you get the herp

derp.

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ITT we try to help someone our school system left behind because they teach 'safe spaces' and give out 'participation trophies' instead of teach faggots how to balance a checkbook and manage finances.

america is fucked. shit never ends.

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>>718996780
I mean like im from england, i had a huge medical expense which is why I'm so minus.

But no its cool

Apparently everyone in this thread is a financial genius typing this from a yacht so its cool. Just wanted a quick way to make some cash before I start my job, didn't realise i had the privilege of talking to 30 bill gates' on /b/ at 5am

>>718997201
oh euro fag. well you're a few days away from being raped and killed by a 'refugee' so who really gives a fuck about you or your money.

naturalize as an american and all your euro trash debts aren't going to touch you.

and no i still don't feel bad for you. stop trying.

you were given plenty of options and you chose to whine like an entitled little cunt. now you know why you're in debt and can't figure shit out.

just go around begging millionaire's to pay your shit off if you want to be that retarded.

>>718997201
I almost thought you were srs. Stop trolling and nut up. Want quick cash? Do janky shit. blow dudes, sell porn or panties, whatever. How bad do you need the grand?

>>718996780
Autist here, I got drafted into those classes when they figured out I was a sperg.

Bailed those, and took an aptitude test to get back into regular classes.

The sad part is that those "normal kids" couldn't fucking do finances for shit.

>>718992552
go to the trump inauguration in a few days and sell shit. i sell shirts and buttons and shit at every inauguration, its always an easy $10k for three days work.

>>718997490
How autistic can you be kek

>Hurr durr americka is gr8 m9 luv it fuck euro trash

Shut the fuck up you fat piece of shit

>>718997552
holy fuck i was joking. those classes really exist?

oh. my. fucking. god.

>>718997672
haha at least i can afford to be a fat piece of shit and not complain about money on /b/.

>2017 still saying autist

that is gold bro, keep up the good work.

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OP we need to have a frank decision about your life decisions here

>>718997682
We call them "Special Ed Classes"
It's a glorified Study Hall.

>>718997811
Cool story fatty

>>718997672
Seems to me that he only suggested come to america to avoid the British debts. Not sure if you understood that or are trolling. Either way joke's on you, he wasn't boasting USA at all. Sorry your trump hatred has taken complete control of your ability to even read comments on the internet properly

You could sleep with 50 regular chicks for $1000 each or sleep with 500 fatties for $100 each. Because fat girls need love too... but they gotta pay!

Just steal

>>718997672
um...okay

then naturalize in any country other than britain to avoid the debts.

was a legitimate answer to the issue but you seem to be stuck on this anything to do with america is some kind of 'murka' thing?

get help anon. trump fucked you right up.

>>718997672
jew troll confirmed.

everyone throw money at this jew so he leaves us alone.

>>718993959
This is like one of those things where they spend the entire video talking themselves up about how great their idea is and just beat around the bush to the point where you want to slap them. Just get to the fucking point bitch I don't need your life story.

>>718998039
u seem mad bro.
trumpy got you feeling dumpy?
awww.

>>718992723
kek

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>>718992552
Sauce and I'll just PayPal you the money

>>718998672
yours first anon.
need sauce on this pasta

>>718998803
Kendall Jenner

>>718998803
Thanks, not that anon, but you mah nigga

>>718999176
>>718998926
oops.

>>718992965
If not girl sell them anyway so faggots smell your cock n balls all day thinking its pussy

>>718998926
>just some girl who outdid a kardashian for a swimsuit shot

¬---¬

>>718992552
Make YouTube videos faggot.
Google will monetize fucking anyone.
https://youtu.be/Zlc9GtfC3hw

>>718999446
She is a Kardashian

>>718992552
Ok so this is what your gonna wanna do OP.
>Get video camera
>Get radioscanner to listen to police radio frequency
>learn there codes and find out the violent crimes and car accidents codes police use
>as soon as you hear a call about a car accident or shooting you drive as fast as you can to the scene
>record everything and get as close as possible and try collecting statements
>sell your findings to news outlets for $$$

>>718999991
Did you just steal the plot of Whiplash

>>719000121
You meant nightcrawler

>>718999840

This is the right answer. Back in 2001 /b/ had blogger clickrings. We all had bots in IRC that would click each others ads. As far as I know that's not as active anymore but I still have my blog which makes $100 / month and I do nothing. Sometimes when I'm bored I write article about video games for it or upload old college papers. Of course no one fucking reads blogs anymore anyways so just make a fucking youtube channel. If I'm ever unemployed I'm just going to make Youtube videos of all my posts for a little more passive income.

>>719000366
Fuck, yeah. Not sure why I said Whiplash.

be like sneaky pete

>>719000366
You mean big trouble in little china