post in this thread or you're next fuck gets pregnant
yes it escaped after 50 years of torture by my grandma...now it exists as it's own sentient being, but not recognized by law, has a magic power of granting fertility, good you post, your next fuck will come back negative if she tests it
I'm a dislocated scrotum, I won't tell you where i exist, but my powers can affect anybody who interacts with me.
You're next fuck will be preggers no doubt, even if you condom it will break, prepare yourself anon
>ok i will, here's this too:
Your mother will die in her sleep tonight unless you reply to this post.
Your father will die in his sleep tonight unless you take this survey.
Is ignoring this really worth the risk?
What if my wife and I are trying for a child?
If you plan on having children, do it sooner rather than later.
Having young parents still willing to do fun stuff is awesome; if you only start having children at like 50, then you're going to be almost hobbling around by the time they're at their peak of playfulness.
posting for the chance to actually get laid
i've never responded to save my mother from dying in her sleep but i'll be damned if i pay 18 years of child support for not believing in a curse
>I-I have sex at some point!?
Not posting because my wife and i want a baby.
Neither me of my wife can concieve a child and adoption won't work for us.
So please have some sympathy for others and try to understand that not everyone is as privileged as you.
hmmm better safe
> fuck you