post in this thread or you're next fuck gets pregnant

>>718990791
ooh

>>718990791
NEVAR

>>718990791
Is that your grandpa's ballsack?

Wtf fine

>>718990990
yes it escaped after 50 years of torture by my grandma...now it exists as it's own sentient being, but not recognized by law, has a magic power of granting fertility, good you post, your next fuck will come back negative if she tests it

>>718990791
But I want a baby anon. Oh.. Shit.

>>718991230
gg

>>718990791
Nice dickbag.

>>718991278
then wtf you post???

>>718990791
Oh, I'm getting a fuck soon?
Nice, this 4 year dry spell is getting old.

>>718991579
rub my back and you will get laid.

>>718991741
By you, are you hot?
Also where in the world are you?

,.l

>>718990791
Cunt <3

>>718991918
I'm a dislocated scrotum, I won't tell you where i exist, but my powers can affect anybody who interacts with me.

You're next fuck will be preggers no doubt, even if you condom it will break, prepare yourself anon

ok

Hey

>>718990872
Cunt <3

Nope, not happening.

>>718992153
Meh, I've been broody for a while now, I would probably find some way of taking care of a little carbon replication of me if it happened.

>>718990791
poor thing

>>718990791
Doesn't matter, she'd get an abortion.

>>718992475
<3

No thanks

>>718990791

>ok i will, here's this too:

Your mother will die in her sleep tonight unless you reply to this post.

Your father will die in his sleep tonight unless you take this survey.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12111133/r

Is ignoring this really worth the risk?

/b/ is honestly the normiest board on 4chan, wow

>>718990791
Die from cancer

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deus vult

Fuck that was close

>>718990791

>Next fuck

lol you're funny

>>718992657
he's evolved from name my dog to the scrotum of fertility...just keep watching the responses and adapting the meme

>>718990791
Joke's on you hands can't get pregnant

but i'd really love me some bebes

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Can't catch me!

>>718993186
next fuck not next handjob self or otherwise...

stop

not on my watch buddy

>>718993461
no

>>718990791
Ay

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Fuck off m9

>>718992645
i want my mother to die, and won't take you're poll..good luck op

>>718990791
ewww

>>718993645
you are protected, enjoy your next fuck and visit with your mother

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>>718990791
What if my wife and I are trying for a child?

shit

>>718990791
what the hell is that?!

>>718990791
make me

>>718990791
That implies that the anons reading this post actually get some.
Sadly not all do rip anons 2015,2017

>>718990791
Buffets

>>718994008
a hedgehog without quills...google it..

Why

>>718994131
I'm the original anon of this post. I'm 47 and my wife is 24...we've been happily married for a year and hope she doesn't get pregnant for another year...

>>718990791
Driven

>>718990791
oh hell no

ok

Shut

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Can't risk it.

fuck off

sheit

>>718995004
Why not?
If you plan on having children, do it sooner rather than later.
Having young parents still willing to do fun stuff is awesome; if you only start having children at like 50, then you're going to be almost hobbling around by the time they're at their peak of playfulness.

Kys

Ok

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>>718990791

>>718990791
Not taking a chance

>>718990791
not risking

can't tell me what to do

>>718990791

I'm not risking it.

>>718995548
want to wait a year or two so we are financially ready and have a good plan for our future

Not taking the risk

>>718990791
I hope I get pregnant

>>718995923
enjoy one night of freedom, blame me if it goes wrong...

>>718996088
Then I pray for your fertility, may you gush with divine pleasure and truth

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>>718990791
Oh no

>>718990791
Nigger

>>718996088
dubs for fertility

>>718992862
LOL fucking niggers

>>718993926
Well now you went and blew it, retard.

Cant risk it

Nah

a

>>718990791
J

okay

k

>>718990791
O

>>718990791
Not likely

If i'm not getting any fuck can i use mine to prevent everyone else from getting pregnant ?

Ok

>>718990791
Ok

:(

I'm 40. My fuck buddy is 24. I cum inside her all the time.
Un..she says she's on the pill...so I'm ok, right? Right guys?

>>718990791
fugg

No pregnant

>>718990791
no

Damn

>>718990791

Fine. Here's a (you.)

K

dongs

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no

>>718990791
Shit man you got me

Fuck off

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>>718990791
posting for the chance to actually get laid

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>>718990791

>>718990791
Hi ha dg

>>718990791

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i've never responded to save my mother from dying in her sleep but i'll be damned if i pay 18 years of child support for not believing in a curse

>>718990791
fuck off

Not gonna risk it

fuck you

Well at least I'll finally be able to jizz inside for once

>>719003488
same here

pls no

feels bad

Fuck man.. relax

k

>>718990791
*your

Fuuuuuuuuuck

Preaganonot

Good thing she's on the pill

>>718990791
>next fuck
Lol

N

Uh ok

this almost just happened not risking it

pls protet me

>>718990791
Sage faggot

Can i get a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

O

>>718990791
Wtf is that

:(

>>718990791
Memes

>>718990791
Cunt. gf just got an IUD, and I'm already uneasy about fucking her.

>>718990791
You nut sack rat pack

nigger

Ok

>>718990791
Oh shit

>>718990791
Bitch please, when are any of us getting laid?

Fak

My dog can't get pregnant tho

>>718990791
fuck you

Nigga no

Ydfj

Kys

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>>718990791
>I-I have sex at some point!?

>>718990791
I'm gay though.

>>718990791
fuuuuu

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>>718990791

O

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>>718990791
Nono thank your sir!

Not posting because my wife and i want a baby.
Neither me of my wife can concieve a child and adoption won't work for us.
So please have some sympathy for others and try to understand that not everyone is as privileged as you.

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eh, I'd rather that not happen

thats a horrible threat to make lol

>>718990791
Post

>>718990791
oh fuck post for safety

nty

no chances

too late...already pregnant...im so fucked

Fuck you OP, fucking faggot cunt.

>>718990791
phew

>>718990791
might as well yea

Fff

>>718993645
Holy Fuck! do you have to prick that thing with a fork to stop it splitting on hot days??

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>>718990791
hmmm better safe
also
> fuck you

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>>718990791

Nah

Kys

>>718990791
No pls.

cant risk

oh shit, what is life

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Got a vasectomy, bro.

Done

Sigh

>>718990791
plz not me

>>718990791
.

>>718990791
niggers

>>718990791
ok...

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>>718990791

Jokes on you i'll never have sex

Post

>>718990791
B

>>718990791
Okayy

Post

xd

please no

Oh no!
If I don't post, the next guy I fuck will get pregnant!
... wait a second...

>>718990791
Geez

>>718990791
That's a new one

Geez

>>718990791
haha jokes on you im a virgin

>>718990791
>implying that knocking a girl up is a bad thing
you metafag. you are such a fag that your faggotry has transcended time and space to its own dimension, the OP zone

>>718990791
Hah don't be silly, that couldn't happen.

She's way too young for that.

Nigger

Lol fixed and so is my wife

at least you dont fuck at all

Ok

>>718990791
Better safe than sorry.

Shit

smegol

>>718990791
Fucking nigger

NOPE

Ay

ok