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post in this thread or you're next fuck gets pregnant

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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post in this thread or you're next fuck gets pregnant
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>>718990791
ooh
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>>718990791
NEVAR
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>>718990791
Is that your grandpa's ballsack?
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Wtf fine
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>>718990990
yes it escaped after 50 years of torture by my grandma...now it exists as it's own sentient being, but not recognized by law, has a magic power of granting fertility, good you post, your next fuck will come back negative if she tests it
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>>718990791
But I want a baby anon. Oh.. Shit.
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>>718991230
gg
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>>718990791
Nice dickbag.
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>>718991278
then wtf you post???
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>>718990791
Oh, I'm getting a fuck soon?
Nice, this 4 year dry spell is getting old.
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>>718991579
rub my back and you will get laid.
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>>718991741
By you, are you hot?
Also where in the world are you?
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,.l
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>>718990791
Cunt <3
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>>718991918
I'm a dislocated scrotum, I won't tell you where i exist, but my powers can affect anybody who interacts with me.

You're next fuck will be preggers no doubt, even if you condom it will break, prepare yourself anon
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ok
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Hey
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>>718990872
Cunt <3
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Nope, not happening.
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>>718992153
Meh, I've been broody for a while now, I would probably find some way of taking care of a little carbon replication of me if it happened.
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>>718990791
poor thing
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>>718990791
Doesn't matter, she'd get an abortion.
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>>718992475
<3
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No thanks
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>>718990791

>ok i will, here's this too:

Your mother will die in her sleep tonight unless you reply to this post.

Your father will die in his sleep tonight unless you take this survey.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12111133/r

Is ignoring this really worth the risk?
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/b/ is honestly the normiest board on 4chan, wow
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>>718990791
Die from cancer
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deus vult
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Fuck that was close
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>>718990791

>Next fuck

lol you're funny
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>>718992657
he's evolved from name my dog to the scrotum of fertility...just keep watching the responses and adapting the meme
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>>718990791
Joke's on you hands can't get pregnant
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but i'd really love me some bebes
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Can't catch me!
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>>718993186
next fuck not next handjob self or otherwise...
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stop
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not on my watch buddy
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>>718993461
no
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>>718990791
Ay
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Fuck off m9
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>>718992645
i want my mother to die, and won't take you're poll..good luck op
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>>718990791
ewww
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>>718993645
you are protected, enjoy your next fuck and visit with your mother
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>>718990791
What if my wife and I are trying for a child?
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shit
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>>718990791
what the hell is that?!
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>>718990791
make me
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>>718990791
That implies that the anons reading this post actually get some.
Sadly not all do rip anons 2015,2017
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>>718990791
Buffets
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>>718994008
a hedgehog without quills...google it..
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Why
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>>718994131
I'm the original anon of this post. I'm 47 and my wife is 24...we've been happily married for a year and hope she doesn't get pregnant for another year...
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>>718990791
Driven
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>>718990791
oh hell no
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ok
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Shut
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Can't risk it.
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fuck off
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sheit
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>>718995004
Why not?
If you plan on having children, do it sooner rather than later.
Having young parents still willing to do fun stuff is awesome; if you only start having children at like 50, then you're going to be almost hobbling around by the time they're at their peak of playfulness.
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Kys
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Ok
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>>718990791
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>>718990791
Not taking a chance
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>>718990791
not risking
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can't tell me what to do
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>>718990791

I'm not risking it.
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>>718995548
want to wait a year or two so we are financially ready and have a good plan for our future
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Not taking the risk
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>>718990791
I hope I get pregnant
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>>718995923
enjoy one night of freedom, blame me if it goes wrong...
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>>718996088
Then I pray for your fertility, may you gush with divine pleasure and truth
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>>718990791
Oh no
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>>718990791
Nigger
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>>718996088
dubs for fertility
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>>718992862
LOL fucking niggers
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>>718993926
Well now you went and blew it, retard.
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Cant risk it
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Nah
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a
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>>718990791
J
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okay
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k
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>>718990791
O
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>>718990791
Not likely
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If i'm not getting any fuck can i use mine to prevent everyone else from getting pregnant ?
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Ok
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>>718990791
Ok
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:(
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I'm 40. My fuck buddy is 24. I cum inside her all the time.
Un..she says she's on the pill...so I'm ok, right? Right guys?
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>>718990791
fugg
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No pregnant
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>>718990791
no
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Damn
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>>718990791

Fine. Here's a (you.)
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K
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dongs
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no
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>>718990791
Shit man you got me
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Fuck off
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>>718990791
posting for the chance to actually get laid
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>>718990791
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>>718990791
Hi ha dg
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>>718990791
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i've never responded to save my mother from dying in her sleep but i'll be damned if i pay 18 years of child support for not believing in a curse
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>>718990791
fuck off
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Not gonna risk it
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fuck you
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Well at least I'll finally be able to jizz inside for once
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>>719003488
same here
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pls no
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feels bad
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Fuck man.. relax
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k
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>>718990791
*your
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Fuuuuuuuuuck
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Preaganonot
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Good thing she's on the pill
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>>718990791
>next fuck
Lol
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N
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Uh ok
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this almost just happened not risking it
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pls protet me
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>>718990791
Sage faggot
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Can i get a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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O
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>>718990791
Wtf is that
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:(
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>>718990791
Memes
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>>718990791
Cunt. gf just got an IUD, and I'm already uneasy about fucking her.
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>>718990791
You nut sack rat pack
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nigger
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Ok
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>>718990791
Oh shit
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>>718990791
Bitch please, when are any of us getting laid?
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Fak
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My dog can't get pregnant tho
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>>718990791
fuck you
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Nigga no
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Ydfj
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Kys
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>>718990791
>I-I have sex at some point!?
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>>718990791
I'm gay though.
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>>718990791
fuuuuu
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>>718990791
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O
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>>718990791
Nono thank your sir!
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Not posting because my wife and i want a baby.
Neither me of my wife can concieve a child and adoption won't work for us.
So please have some sympathy for others and try to understand that not everyone is as privileged as you.
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eh, I'd rather that not happen
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thats a horrible threat to make lol
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>>718990791
Post
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>>718990791
oh fuck post for safety
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nty
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no chances
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too late...already pregnant...im so fucked
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Fuck you OP, fucking faggot cunt.
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>>718990791
phew
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>>718990791
might as well yea
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Fff
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>>718993645
Holy Fuck! do you have to prick that thing with a fork to stop it splitting on hot days??
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>>718990791
hmmm better safe
also
> fuck you
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>>718990791
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Nah
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Kys
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>>718990791
No pls.
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cant risk
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oh shit, what is life
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Got a vasectomy, bro.
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Done
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Sigh
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>>718990791
plz not me
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>>718990791
.
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>>718990791
niggers
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>>718990791
ok...
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>>718990791
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Jokes on you i'll never have sex
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Post
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>>718990791
B
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>>718990791
Okayy
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Post
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xd
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please no
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Oh no!
If I don't post, the next guy I fuck will get pregnant!
... wait a second...
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>>718990791
Geez
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>>718990791
That's a new one
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Geez
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>>718990791
haha jokes on you im a virgin
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>>718990791
>implying that knocking a girl up is a bad thing
you metafag. you are such a fag that your faggotry has transcended time and space to its own dimension, the OP zone
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>>718990791
Hah don't be silly, that couldn't happen.

She's way too young for that.
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Nigger
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Lol fixed and so is my wife
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at least you dont fuck at all
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Ok
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>>718990791
Better safe than sorry.
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Shit
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smegol
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>>718990791
Fucking nigger
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NOPE
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Ay
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ok
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