Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>Tfw no chances to drift in rain because cars everywhere Friday night
Oh my...How lewd!
I'm gonna go get something to eat, though.
>Hi ! I'm glad you are here now
I hope you're not waiting for me all the time!
>tfw almost run over by an unmarked police car today
I didn't even know that was possible!! Oh, and it's okay with me if you're gay. Thank you for your advice! Any hair removal products in particular you could recommend? It's fine if you're too tired tonight, though.
I don' t think so.
That's what I've done when buying blouses and skirts. It's a small town, though, and there's only one store that sells cosmetics. Any ideas on how to fake confidence?
It's on right now, Houston hung around for the first half, but now New England is playing like New England.
>a Mako shark quietly creeps in from the deep
>almost got the trips
Time with friends is always good. Do anything interesting? It was pretty much football and a ton of BBQ for my group.
..On second thought, I think I'll stick around a bit longer. I need to finish my computer, after all.
Oh I think you might've read ''honestly''.
I worded that oddly.
I think Cerberus is as heavy as Rufus. Most of that is muscle though because pitbull x staffy.
So dont bother with the glass? Just take the whole bottle? I have a 58% whiskey you need to try.
Easy beats and a nice flow is my comfy.
It's still a start
So the usual on both sides eh?
Been some time.
I'm doing well, thank you! I was just playing some Overwatch with good ol' Anomaly just now.
He's good at it since he's Finnish.
How about you?
>mfw I catch myself jacking off to.... her
I am a fallen man
I'm disappointed that it took this long for you to Jet over here for that remark! They started fine, bogged down, and by the time they started putting up points again, it was too late.
>reeees into the distance
Why would you drift in a car when you can do drugs and alcohol and drift from your body, kiddo?
What are you?
Some kind of nerd?
>tfw Sameji is another oppressed gay
>Mako shark joke
That joke was made for Mako Mankanshoku originally -_-
Miss me with that soft shit.
>Tfw you're unbullyable
Kira is killed by an Ambulance in part 3
Not really we're just watching a movie.
What did you make?
I like how all the elite sports analysts kept saying "The Seahawks are going to win, the seahawks are going to win" well guess what? I won $200.
>i was busy watching this game too.
Nads for men, is really very good and I have personally used it for some time now.
It's about 3:30AM, but I had nothing to do today anyway.
I see what you mean. Maybe being up-front about everything is boring though.
I take it you're a Seahawks fan? Been a long time since I last watched football so I can't really say much on the matter other than I remember them doing poorly. Then again my state's team has always been bad too
Lewd me up
Well it was certainly unique
A serial killer gets killed by an emergency vehicle, nobody would've guessed
I would be surprised. It's kinda weird that I happen to have a fanbase consisting of 1 individual.. and that individual happens to be devoting quite a bit of time waiting on (you)
i don't understand the words you are typing
I'm known by many names
Aztrosist, Assresist, Asterisk, etc.
Chara went to sleep a few minutes ago, so I can't...
I totally will next time I see em, though!
Any bully blood is gonna make for a big fellow. Same with Malamute blood, although the pup may not be quite as big as the parent since huskies are smaller, but faster. I'm sure it's gonna be one hell of a time when the pup starts shedding.
Heh, pretty much. I don't think 2am pancakes with tons of maple syrup will be on the menu tonight since I'm still stuffed from earlier.
What's your next move?
Smoked brisket, a couple of racks of ribs, pork chops, and a bunch of sausages. Lots of leftovers.
The talking heads are just that, you don't have to read very far between the lines if you have some idea of how the actual teams are playing for some easy money.
Yep, been one for a long time. Something like this doesn't bother me too much since what goes up has to come back down eventually.
Dobbiamo conquistare la Terra Santa
>The Mako waits for the opportunity to strike
Get down from there!
thanks, straight to the shunning list you go
fuck this, i'm leaving again
I don't think it's boring.
I admire that and wish I could be that way.
I feel like I'm going to scream if the Texans don't win. I didn't bet on this game.
No i don't post lewds how many times do i have to tell you
Sounds great. Wish i could be there. Do anything else?
You could also ask Mako, it might work.
Are we getting two Nozomis in one day?
<3 Gotten used to it already?
I'm kidding you can lewd Chara if you want.
Prendete le vostre tendenze ereticali e lasciare
Just do it
Something like this?
Didn't know Finnish people being good at video games was a stereotype.
I've been fairly well, not much has changed for me. I've been sleeping a little too much lately, but it's not a huge problem.
Madeon's always good.
I might have to do that~
AY! How 2 bully your gf?
yea its like 4:30AM
Chara is a sweetheart~
>grinds my teeth
Go ahead, but Mako knows by now that I'll just counter.
Tell me later then. Trying to decide when to go check on my grandma.
I mean, I said this morning, so...
Why ask me, do I look like some kinda bulli?!
With the way their offense is moving, they don't have a lot of chances to get points on the board. Defense is gonna have to play lights out to even give them a chance, and I don't think that's gonna happen.
Aside from that, not too much. Went out to feed the cows early in the morning, came back, then got stuff ready for the game. Tomorrow and Monday should be even more laid back.
What movie did you watch?
no.. I was playing gta..
I dont got much of a life outside work..
and who are you? sorry to ask but you dont post pic.
I mostly just want to cuddle, though.
Hmm..He doesn't seem keen on sharing how.
Yes! Yes you do!
Different girl actually. But I am gonna see our little Hanako friend tomorrow, and hopefully finish my math assignment before midnight, and try to convince myself having no free time until spring break is a normal existence.
How about you?
Aww, now I have to move onto something else?
Of course not, because he's easier to bully than I am.
I've haven't seen a lewd of Chara, but I heard she's to die for.
I'm so jealous, I've never seen my team make the playoffs.
>become a fan in 2013
And I would cry if they lost.
How does it feel?
Do you like Chara? Does she like you back?
That doesn't surprise me. I bullied him just a liiittle when we first met up, at Chara's suggestion. It was fun.
Well, I'd maybe go so far as to say love...but you're not wrong.
"TO DIE FOR?"
HA ARE YOU ONE RETARDED FAGGOT OR WHAT?
Chara looks disgusting.
And why is that?!
>I mostly just want to cuddle, though
Rule 1 of the downslope. I'll admit to a lot of things, so your bullying may become far more ineffective!
ah now I know^^
I can't stand browsing 4chan on my phone... the captcha is treble.
No! Lewds are impure and Juvia is the purest form of love.
What do you plan on doing tomorrow?
We're Braveheart, with good old Mel.
See, this is why people bully you!
Maybe I should bring up what your grandmother said..
The about you kind!
doesn't feel the same, can't do it.
But you need a balance of pure and impure
Trust me, it works like that
No, I've seen him naked and he looks terrible. He doesnt even look like a girl.
Now I didn't hear about this part.
lol they are so i got a pass. i figure i'm on it enough that i owe it to them. as cancerous as it is i love this place.
i'm more often on /sci/, /vg/ and /vr/ than here
so i've got to ask what drew you and your waifu together?
I have a 76% beer available to me but thats way too expensive.
Oh yeah. Its gonna get hairy.
Okay. Cant drink up there.
Pretty chill. I can chill with most things though.
[Fin slices through the water]
And go right ahead, not like i didn't tell Anya already.
Samesies! They look good though, they're very attractive.
If only there wasn't something I wanted to hear about you didn't tell me.
You're a bully! Bully!
Well you sound like a totally pleasant person.
Well that's more than enough for me.
Oh, I could tell you things now. I'd have to look for them though
Mavis, you bully
Your "brunch" made me sick. What sort of undead things were in there?
And damn proud of it, Adam Sandler spawn
How do you know that ? e _e
Coming right up ~
>mom gives me birthday gift
>love the series
>love Roku <3
How about you?
Look here braham, my brunch was too legit to quit. I guess we can do coffe or something next time.