Waifu claiming thread.
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>>718972383
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
https://youtu.be/Xs9EpL90nEk
still here
Hey Houki how about them ShitHawks?
>>718982089
>Tfw no chances to drift in rain because cars everywhere Friday night
>>718981825
Oh my...How lewd!
I'm gonna go get something to eat, though.
カラミチーマス
>>718981722
What is?
>>718981183
>Hi ! I'm glad you are here now
I hope you're not waiting for me all the time!
>>718982199
No one cares weeb get back on topic
>>718982190
>tfw almost run over by an unmarked police car today
>>718980587
I didn't even know that was possible!! Oh, and it's okay with me if you're gay. Thank you for your advice! Any hair removal products in particular you could recommend? It's fine if you're too tired tonight, though.
>>718980691
I don' t think so.
>>718981380
That's what I've done when buying blouses and skirts. It's a small town, though, and there's only one store that sells cosmetics. Any ideas on how to fake confidence?
>>718981582
It's on right now, Houston hung around for the first half, but now New England is playing like New England.
>>718981901
>a Mako shark quietly creeps in from the deep
>>718981990
>almost got the trips
Time with friends is always good. Do anything interesting? It was pretty much football and a ton of BBQ for my group.
..On second thought, I think I'll stick around a bit longer. I need to finish my computer, after all.
back
>>718982017
Wow not even a reaction.
>>718982194
Super lewd
>>718982276
Your honesty!
Oh I think you might've read ''honestly''.
I worded that oddly.
Claim
boopadoop
>>718981484
I think Cerberus is as heavy as Rufus. Most of that is muscle though because pitbull x staffy.
>>718981704
So dont bother with the glass? Just take the whole bottle? I have a 58% whiskey you need to try.
>>718981901
>
>>718982023
Easy beats and a nice flow is my comfy.
https://youtu.be/Hpz__0-DnSQ
>>718981415
It's still a start
>>718981484
Too true
So the usual on both sides eh?
>>718979648
Heya, Ginko!
Been some time.
I'm doing well, thank you! I was just playing some Overwatch with good ol' Anomaly just now.
He's good at it since he's Finnish.
How about you?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih-izudb6Uo
>>718982298
Are you a Jojo villain?
>mfw I catch myself jacking off to.... her
I am a fallen man
>>718982187
I'm disappointed that it took this long for you to Jet over here for that remark! They started fine, bogged down, and by the time they started putting up points again, it was too late.
>reeees into the distance
>>718982190
Why would you drift in a car when you can do drugs and alcohol and drift from your body, kiddo?
What are you?
Some kind of nerd?
>>718982298
>tfw Sameji is another oppressed gay
>>718982327
>Mako shark joke
That joke was made for Mako Mankanshoku originally -_-
>>718982526
>58%
Miss me with that soft shit.
>>718982292
stfu. Rem can カラミチーマス all she wants
>>718982277
what If I was ?
>>718982601
Omg are u defending rem-anon being oppressed because he is gay?
good job u r a gud goy
>>718982555
huh?
>>718982598
literally who
I wonder if there is different people on at night.
>>718982471
>Tfw you're unbullyable
>>718982762
Kira is killed by an Ambulance in part 3
https://youtu.be/Ke-4B9qF7OA
>>718982872
it's the same people only 4h later?
>>718982824
MUUUUUUH
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>718982327
Not really we're just watching a movie.
What did you make?
>>718982587
I like how all the elite sports analysts kept saying "The Seahawks are going to win, the seahawks are going to win" well guess what? I won $200.
>i was busy watching this game too.
>>718982306
Nads for men, is really very good and I have personally used it for some time now.
It's about 3:30AM, but I had nothing to do today anyway.
>>718982486
I see what you mean. Maybe being up-front about everything is boring though.
>>718983013
at least dek guy is on :)
>>718982587
I take it you're a Seahawks fan? Been a long time since I last watched football so I can't really say much on the matter other than I remember them doing poorly. Then again my state's team has always been bad too
>>718982955
literally what
>>718983042
Lewd me up
>>718983150
Well it was certainly unique
A serial killer gets killed by an emergency vehicle, nobody would've guessed
>>718982942
I'm actually not, just ask Chara.
>>718982637
I would be surprised. It's kinda weird that I happen to have a fanbase consisting of 1 individual.. and that individual happens to be devoting quite a bit of time waiting on (you)
>>718983319
i don't understand the words you are typing
>>718982762
I'm known by many names
Aztrosist, Assresist, Asterisk, etc.
>>718983339
Chara went to sleep a few minutes ago, so I can't...
I totally will next time I see em, though!
>>718982526
Any bully blood is gonna make for a big fellow. Same with Malamute blood, although the pup may not be quite as big as the parent since huskies are smaller, but faster. I'm sure it's gonna be one hell of a time when the pup starts shedding.
>>718982543
Heh, pretty much. I don't think 2am pancakes with tons of maple syrup will be on the menu tonight since I'm still stuffed from earlier.
>>718982570
What's your next move?
>>718983042
Smoked brisket, a couple of racks of ribs, pork chops, and a bunch of sausages. Lots of leftovers.
>>718983047
The talking heads are just that, you don't have to read very far between the lines if you have some idea of how the actual teams are playing for some easy money.
>>718983123
Yep, been one for a long time. Something like this doesn't bother me too much since what goes up has to come back down eventually.
>>718983430
Dobbiamo conquistare la Terra Santa
todokete
>>718982298
How even?
>>718982327
>The Mako waits for the opportunity to strike
>>718982471
<3
>>718982526
Get down from there!
>>718983459
thanks, straight to the shunning list you go
>>718983650
fuck this, i'm leaving again
>>718983713
long story
>>718983615
stop what?
>>718983054
I don't think it's boring.
I admire that and wish I could be that way.
>>718983531
I feel like I'm going to scream if the Texans don't win. I didn't bet on this game.
>>718983319
No i don't post lewds how many times do i have to tell you
>>718983531
Sounds great. Wish i could be there. Do anything else?
>>718983465
You could also ask Mako, it might work.
>>718983687
Are we getting two Nozomis in one day?
>>718983713
<3 Gotten used to it already?
>>718983756
I'm kidding you can lewd Chara if you want.
>>718983615
Chara is a slut.
I got him to post nudes though
>>718982423
ruka!? i'm so happy to see you! this is pretty late for you no?
>>718983753
Prendete le vostre tendenze ereticali e lasciare
>>718983834
Just do it
>>718983054
Okay, thank you very much!
>>718982526
Something like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BXpMekUBVw
>>718982552
Didn't know Finnish people being good at video games was a stereotype.
I've been fairly well, not much has changed for me. I've been sleeping a little too much lately, but it's not a huge problem.
Madeon's always good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqVHcR_FUHY
>>718983900
I might have to do that~
>>718983713
AY! How 2 bully your gf?
>>718983911
o-okay
>>718983930
yea its like 4:30AM
>>718983913
Chara is a sweetheart~
>>718984027
>grinds my teeth
>>718984027
Go ahead, but Mako knows by now that I'll just counter.
>>718984055
have you slept yet?
>>718984203
Naw man.
I've posted about 4 of 20 erotic fanfictions I've wrote and I've been here longer than most faggots in this thread.
>>718983753
Tell me later then. Trying to decide when to go check on my grandma.
>>718983900
I mean, I said this morning, so...
>>718984027
Why ask me, do I look like some kinda bulli?!
>>718983806
With the way their offense is moving, they don't have a lot of chances to get points on the board. Defense is gonna have to play lights out to even give them a chance, and I don't think that's gonna happen.
>>718983834
Aside from that, not too much. Went out to feed the cows early in the morning, came back, then got stuff ready for the game. Tomorrow and Monday should be even more laid back.
What movie did you watch?
>>718984230
no.. I was playing gta..
I dont got much of a life outside work..
and who are you? sorry to ask but you dont post pic.
>>718984203
I mostly just want to cuddle, though.
>>718984212
Hmm..He doesn't seem keen on sharing how.
>>718984388
Yes! Yes you do!
>>718983531
Different girl actually. But I am gonna see our little Hanako friend tomorrow, and hopefully finish my math assignment before midnight, and try to convince myself having no free time until spring break is a normal existence.
How about you?
>>718983650
Hey, I understand that.
>>718984388
Aww, now I have to move onto something else?
>>718984552
Of course not, because he's easier to bully than I am.
>>718983386
well I hope that I'm not being a bother I just like listening to your "doodles" and I just started waiting a thread a go
>>718983966
This on the other end...
Google translate please stop.
>>718984346
I've haven't seen a lewd of Chara, but I heard she's to die for.
>>718984473
I'm so jealous, I've never seen my team make the playoffs.
>become a fan in 2013
And I would cry if they lost.
How does it feel?
>>718984552
Do you like Chara? Does she like you back?
>>718984699
Ha ka Yeelina u xiiso of tarjumaadaha sahlan oo raqiis ah in aad u hesho dhibic oo dhan
>>718984522
i am one of your math followers... mugi is my waifu but i don't have any pics of her on my pc - i'm usually only on here on my phone.
>>718984623
That doesn't surprise me. I bullied him just a liiittle when we first met up, at Chara's suggestion. It was fun.
>>718984796
Well, I'd maybe go so far as to say love...but you're not wrong.
>>718984796
HAHAAHAHA
"TO DIE FOR?"
HA ARE YOU ONE RETARDED FAGGOT OR WHAT?
Chara looks disgusting.
>>718984552
And why is that?!
>I mostly just want to cuddle, though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c
>>718984623
Rule 1 of the downslope. I'll admit to a lot of things, so your bullying may become far more ineffective!
>>718984937
Oh? What kind of bullying?
>>718984931
ah now I know^^
I can't stand browsing 4chan on my phone... the captcha is treble.
>>718984388
>dundun....dundun...DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNUNUNUNU
>>718985233
Get clover
>>718983966
No! Lewds are impure and Juvia is the purest form of love.
>
>>718984473
What do you plan on doing tomorrow?
We're Braveheart, with good old Mel.
>>718985103
WHAT WILL I EVEN HAVE LEFT?
>>718985025
>Chara
>Looking bad
choose one
>>718985103
See, this is why people bully you!
Maybe I should bring up what your grandmother said..
>>718985114
The about you kind!
>>718985301
doesn't feel the same, can't do it.
>>718985327
But you need a balance of pure and impure
Trust me, it works like that
>>718985381
No, I've seen him naked and he looks terrible. He doesnt even look like a girl.
>>718985381
Now I didn't hear about this part.
>>718985233
lol they are so i got a pass. i figure i'm on it enough that i owe it to them. as cancerous as it is i love this place.
i'm more often on /sci/, /vg/ and /vr/ than here
so i've got to ask what drew you and your waifu together?
>>718985327
CUTE
Hello everyone! Please respond
>>718984642
Certainly not a bother!
>>718982598
I have a 76% beer available to me but thats way too expensive.
>>718983531
Oh yeah. Its gonna get hairy.
>>718983713
Okay. Cant drink up there.
>>718984018
Pretty chill. I can chill with most things though.
https://youtu.be/ap5_mGX134k
>>718985270
[Fin slices through the water]
>>718985371
Me~
>>718985381
Why?!
And go right ahead, not like i didn't tell Anya already.
>>718985025
I want to dick chara so bad
>>718985630
Post piano music.
I play keyboard and some melodica.
Are you good?
>>718985572
Samesies! They look good though, they're very attractive.
>>718985573
Iinteresting~
If only there wasn't something I wanted to hear about you didn't tell me.
>>718985677
You're a bully! Bully!
>>718985617
https://youtu.be/TxbJFvLcIrQ
>>718985738
I'm not. Why piano music though?
>>718985572
Well you sound like a totally pleasant person.
>>718985677
Well that's more than enough for me.
>>718985758
Oh, I could tell you things now. I'd have to look for them though
>>718985925
Please do~
>>718985869
Abelist shitlord scum
>>718985871
arent you piano holo or something.
>>718985630
good ! and don't be surprised I'm not the only one that enjoys your "doodles"
>>718985617
Mavis, you bully
Your "brunch" made me sick. What sort of undead things were in there?
>>718986089
And damn proud of it, Adam Sandler spawn
>>718986115
How do you know that ? e _e
>>718986120
Coming right up ~
>>718985601
>be me
>be 2012
>mom gives me birthday gift
>Steins;gate.jpg
>love the series
>love Roku <3
How about you?
>>718986142
Look here braham, my brunch was too legit to quit. I guess we can do coffe or something next time.