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I tried to fuck a horse once when I was younger but my mom almost

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I tried to fuck a horse once when I was younger but my mom almost caught me (she doesn't know how to mind her own fucking business) and now I still didn't got the chance to do it again. What about you?
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>>718978923
I'm afraid that the horse would kick the shit out of me.
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What's the obsession with horses, like I see that a lot more than other animals, does it feel better or something
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>>718979202
Op here. As I remember it really shouldn't have that kind of reaction, only maybe if you ram it in like a car and If the horse has a problem with your existence beside it.
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>>718978923
neigh
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>>718978923
horse pussy
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>>718979663
kek
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>>718979463
I have no idea. The horse is probably calm when you fuck it.
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>>718979663
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>>718979663
fucking lol, niggers are not humans
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>>718978923
Never got the chance either, but it's been a long time obsession of mine since I was in my first year of highschool. I've always had a pretty fucked up sex drive though.

Would love to try K9 as well. Maybe one day.
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>>718979877
>>718979099
>>718978923
How tight are horse pussies really?

And where to find horse porn for fucks sake.
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I like to fuck dead fetuses
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I'd never fuck a horse, but I'd gladly smell a horse's farts.
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>>718980531
I don't know I almost fucked a horse, I even had my dick out and then everything went to shit, but my suggestion is that it should be pretty loose since it's a larger animal and horse dick is much bigger than human dick. You can find it on Gaybeast izi
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>>718980904
My biggest fetish
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>>718981033
Thanks for the site man. Do I really have to make an account?
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dog pussy > horse pussy
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Are you still a kissless virgin OP?
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>>718981220
I mean you just type random bullshit. Random name, random password and random email. You won't don't need to confirm your account. You get free 15 vids for a day. And if you want to have membership and watch premium videos you have to post a video on it I guess.
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>>718981596
Oh shit. That's fucking cool.
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>>718981487
What kind of dogs can you fuck without hurting them?
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>>718981762
chickens
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>>718981762
who said dogs feel pain?
all of them
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>>718981762
Large breeds mostly. Labs, rots, huskies, great danes, etc.
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>>718980531
They do this thing with their pussy's that slap together... shit is amazing I seen a vid of it on here before maybe someone will post it for us?
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>>718981939
well depends on your dick size too
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If you want to fuck a horse, the only polite thing to do is to let the horse fuck you as well.
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>>718981911
Yeah. Assholes removed it now, and those videos wouldn't even cost you your free 15 vids, they were absolutely free.
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Anybody who has experience with horses care to share technique?
I want to try this but don't want to get kicked/shot by a farmer
How tall are they? Will I need a step stool? Will they make noise when I walk up and would that be noticed? Do farmers leave cameras up so I should wear a mask? Will it lubricate itself or should I bring some lube?
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Any gaybeast alternatives?
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>>718982201
Go on the site, open the "Bonus" page in a new tab and log on your free account in the first tab, then you'll be able to go back to the "Bonus" tab you opened earlier and watch the bonus videos without having to pay for them... They coded the page by rolling their head on the keyboard
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All you have to do is log in AFTER you have the bonus page opened in another tab of your browser
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>>718979463
Very human like pussy
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>>718983019
step stool unless she's JRHNBR
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>>718982053
explain that without being illiterate
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please some webm
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I have ate mare pussy but have yet to fuck one
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>>718983183
HOLY SHIT thanks man, you really made my day now!
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>>718983742
taste?
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>>718983019
You need a step stool, it will lubricate itself, and it can make a noise since you're a random person. I don't know about the farmer but if he sees you doing that to his horse he will probably gun you down
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>>718980531
They have the ability to tighten up and control the vaginal and anal muscles to an insanely high degree to the point the anus is literally self wiping and the vagina can physically jack you off on its own.
Tl;dr more textured, warmer, and possibly much tighter depending on how it currently feels.
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>>718983775
Worry not, son, I got your back ahaha.
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>>718983658
horse pussy wink search that. You will see it yourself
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This thread
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Jesus Christ. Just buy a Fleshlight dude. Leave the poor animals alone
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>>718983658
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Can you get an STD from fucking a horse? (or other possible fuckable animals)
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>>718984634
HIV wasnt originated from humans, as long as you dont fuck a human female without doing a blood check first
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>>718984634
you can't get a human std like the clap or something, but there are other diseases that can be gotten from fucking animals. however these are exteremly rare and they can all be chalked up to drinking contaminated milk or eating contaminated meat so you'll have a halfway decent alibi

your real concern should be an allergic reaction
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>>718984634
Yes but only if an animal is infected and that is a rare case. I mean if it's your animal go check it up at the vet and if it's fine fuck it all the time you want.
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>>718983611
kek
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>>718984634
Probably not an STD, syphilis came from fucking llamas but that's incredibly unlikely.
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>>718984934
HIV started in africa because people were eating chimps and gorillas, it's kinda like a more virulent sort of kuru
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>>718984634
All of the below plus herpes but that presumes someone fucked said horse before and had herpes or the horse got fucked by another horse who also got fucked by a person who had herpes.
You'd noticed the scars easily though.
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and that's the last of what I've got. anyone have more?
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>you will never be dommed by a mare
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Where can i find full videos of these gifs
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>>718986123
if you work around horses you actually might, if they're horny and like you enough they'll pin you against the wall with their ass and won't let you go until they're satisfied

part of the reason why i say it's bullshit that animals can't consent
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>>718986614
That's good!
Can that be combined with the mare dominating you in a non-sexual way to get the full 'slave to a horsepussy' experience?
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>>718986940
probably not, the only time a horse is going to act like it owns you is if it's trying to fuck you or kill you
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>>718986614
Its actually worse.
If they go into rut and someone they like is in the coral or pen they'll get them in a corner, back their asses up, and crush a fucker to death by rubbing up against them.
Its why you never leave new hands alone even in a big pen
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>>718987179
Any sauce or news stories to back that up because it's pretty hard to believe

but kinda hot
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Do stallions like being fucked in the ass?
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>>718987179
Death by a horse ass. Doesn't sound too bad.
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i haven't gotten that lucky
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>>718987440
If you learn them to, yee.
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>>718987179
>death by horse pussy

welp, at least i'm gonna die with a raging boner
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is eating out a horse not a good call?
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>>718987632
Well idk never did that. It can piss on you but let's be real anyone can.
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>>718986940
not sure exactly what you have in mind, but being matriarchal, mares default behavior is bossing around their stallion fuckboys
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>>718987632
well trying to fuck a random horse isn't as good call, chances are relatively high you'll get kicked no matter what you do
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>>718987179
What a wonderful way to go out
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>>718979924
Says the horsefucker
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where the gifs at?
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>>718988625
sex
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hot
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>>718978923
I fucked a horse in canada once, enjoyed it greatly. Haven't had the chance to do it again but I think i'd rather see a girl take a horse rather than fuck one now.
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bump. any oral ?
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>>718989118
story?
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>>718989118
i want greentext anon
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>>718989118
Green fucking text
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>>718989758
maybe he's typing it out now
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>>718987409
None other than i work on various local ranchs from time to time for various reasons.
Can't say it'd make the news as its "relatively" common way of dying to a horse. I've seen maybe 7 deaths in about as many years and a LOT of injuries resulting from it.

Horses are like giant puppies that don't know their own strength or understand how frail people are.
They assume you saw their winking and you not leaving the vicinity is essentially an invitation cause a stallion would do the same or just up and mount. So they approach which isn't unusual until you realize they're more or less moving you into a wall or corner where they just sort of back up as a more aggressive "invitation".
They don't realize how heavy or strong they are or that your general flailing is a sign you're saying no. They do feel terrible afterwards though.

Imagine if your dog got excited and jumped at you or run to fast into your shins now make that dog 800-2200lbs.
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Try using this
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>>718990722
kek
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i would tear that up
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>this thread
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>>718990534
they definitely crush people, but i'm sure it's just an accident far more than being sexual
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what about anal?
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I just hope commies don't raid this fucking thread
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>>718978923
What ABOUT me?
Well... I don't fuck horses. So there's that?
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>>718985705
the best, all enjoying;
Thanks for send
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Why do people people in this thread see them like they were setient of the shit they do, fucking a horse is like fucking a big fleshlight bure wet and warm and dangerous.
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>>718991335
They get frisky when they get into rut. I'm sure theres probably a news article out there but i'd rather no type in the things needed to find them in google but if you ever work as a hand you'll get warned about it.

Its actually extraordinarily rare for mares crush someone outside these circumstances as they usually are VERY mindful of you and their distance from you unless you actively approach them but like i said, sometimes they just forget those things when they want something like nibbling a hand to hard when you feed them something they really like.
I'm sure stallions crush people ambiently much more often as they're more tempermental.
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Anyone got the screencap of another OP fucking a horse, his dad walking in, and leaving him at the stable?
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>>718991939
Cause they're smart enough to know what you want and what to do to make it feel good for both of you which means they're making an active choice to engage and, if they choose, an active choice to disengage, which is surprisingly rare, which means they're sentient enough to be considered for the right of consent. They'll even do it out of rut, like dolphins they see to do it for pleasure though much less aggressively, unlike dogs for example.
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>>718987743
>not sure exactly what you have in mind, but being matriarchal, mares default behavior is bossing around their stallion fuckboys

That just makes female horses even hotter holy shit.
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