/b/, quote a sentence that makes you cry

you been banned

Age of consent is 18

>>718976873
my gf of 11 years left me on dec 28th.

It is difficult to accept how things have turned out

for sale: baby shoes. never worn

I loved her, but love said no.

>>718976873
It's too big

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My brother commited suicide and both my parents have cancer.

I don't ever want to do anal

think about what could have been

Did you just assume my gender?

I weep for humanity

"I love you, but I am not in love with you." -mom

>>718978281
this is all because you touch yourself at night

I prefer black cocks.

>>718976873
Germany lost the war.

She is his deepest innocence in spaces of bough and hay before wishes were given a separate name to warn that they might not come true, and his lithe Parisian daughter of joy, beneath the eternal mirror, forswearing perfumes, capeskin to the armpits, all that is too easy, for his impoverishment and more worthy love

>>718979206
Jesus Christ we're not looking for the next Lord Byron here.

>>718976873
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: OP is a faggot.

>>718976873
We're just friends

I ran out of beer & smokes

>>718978499
>winner winner chicken dinner

>>718977428
aw man

I want to keep the baby.

Guess what I'm pregnant

Sorry, i need someone with more financial stability.

>>718976873
The silence is worse than any sentence she could ever utter

>>718977428
i hate the idea of kids but this is some sad shit

Perfection is achieved not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

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>>718976873
I'm sorry, but with this kind of infertility, not even IVF will work.

>>718976873
sauce?

>>718979616
> underrated

sorry, she passed away this morning

>>718979655
Lost. Happened to me last year

>>718976873
Awe - you're so sweet. Just like a brother to me

>>718977103
how old were you when the 11 yo dumped you?

"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

Sorry - the number you have reached is not in order.....

>>718980795
Jaden, just shut the fuck up.

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>>718976873
pic related

>>718979903
>Dumb shit breeders who cry about "muh maternal instincts" when they can just adopt instead
No fuck off.

>>718979206
I don't know about crying, but this post gave me the screaming heebie jeebies.

"I deserve someone better"

>>718979315
It's Pynchon.

>>718981679
Balki Bartakamous wrote that?

>>718981320
People say "just adopt" like it's fucking 1950 and it's as easy as walking down to the corner store and buying your drivers license for 25 cents.

kill yourself.

We've been trying to adopt for three fucking years, on private and public waiting lists. We've had to spend over $28,000 in legal and process fees etc. We've been there for the birth of three babies which the mother signed and agreed she was going to give up to us for adoption. I changed their first fucking diapers, and sang them their first bedtime songs. Then they changed their minds.

We both have good jobs, normal good looking people, nice house, not like we're trailer trash or anything, and still for one reason or another adoptions which were "a sure fire thing" have fallen through.

Fuck you just adopt.

>>718980545
Same here, last summer. Some women don't want to build something nice together, i guess.

Brother please tell mom it is not her fault

>>718981945
Cry more cuck
You were LITERALLY born for my COCK

>>718981320
Aww, somebody got cucked.

>>718981945
Why not get a little niggerbaby? Would complete your cuck existence.

>>718981679
College was twenty years ago, and the classics have very little application in my line of work.

>>718982301
Zoos are expensive.

>>718981945
Sorry about that, dude.

So what are your deal-breakers? In the playgroups where my 3yo hangs out, there are several parents who adopted white, seemingly healthy, American babies.

>>718982112
>>718982182
>Forever alone and childless

>>718982409
They already spent 28k anyway. You can adopt an entire african village for that kind of money.

>>718982530
>CUCK????
CUCK!!!

>>718978481
ahh too real.

>>718982567
Yeah, as long as you don't try to civilize them or import them they are cheap. The moment you bring them over, the upkeep just kills your wallet.

I used your laptop when you were out, we need to talk or I'm going the police.

>>718976873
Sauce on this?

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>>718976873
"You will never grow old or die. "Jacksonville

That was over 2900 years ago.

>>718976873
Error 404. Page not found

>>718979206
OP said cry, not cringe.

>>718978481
BITE THE PILLOW
>Sentence that makes someone else cry

>>718981945
Fuck you with your arrogant entitlement.
NOBODY can consent to existence.
>Muh "We have jobs, look normal(however the fuck that is relevant) and have a house so we should be ENTITLED to fucking CREATE LIFE simply to fulfil our perceived emotional needs.
Arrogant cunts, you deserve all the suffering you have been through and whatever else follows.
Since you can't add, make like your own advice and subtract instead.

Here's a short poem
>baby shoes for sale, never worn

>>718979206
Why is long winded bullshit seen as deep?

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Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god.

>>718983154
Sounds like advice your mother should have taken before you fell out of her cunt.

>>718982365

>Will this be on the test?

>>718982516
thanks anon.

No idea... We meet with the mom after she has chosen us by our profile through various agencies, after meeting several times, she decides she likes us... couple months of back and forth and paperwork after she has already decided we are the ones. We're called when she is going in to labor and drive to hospital to be there for the birth of what everyone, including her, considers "our" baby.

Few hours to a few days later, mom decides to keep the baby. In Canada, she has up to 21 days to change her mind, even if the baby has come home with us.

From what I have been told, this is not uncommon at all. But fucking hell it is painful.

>>718983205
Kill you're self and you're a hero.
Seriously though, fucking kill yourself.

>>718977014
>Be in sweden
>Age of consent is 15
>mfw

>>718983267
>Fuck, I'm actually in this class?

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Please, boss. Don't put me in the dark. I's afraid of the dark

"You are the father..."

>>718977428
My kids were born with big feet too...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI

>>718983257
Nice comeback, now try and ethically justify childbearing.

arigato, gyro

>>718976873
2007 was 10 years ago.

my nama jeff

>>718979206
Hmm, too many commas, that, cannot be, right.,

>>718979206
That's past sorting out

I came back with mi ex...so don't text me again.

>>718983598
Where do you think we are, you dense fuck? This isn't the debate society at Harvard, it's a Goddamn shitposting thread. The pedestal you're on is made of the same shit your father fired into your mother, and God it reeks of insecurity.

>>718976873
"Everything in this Universe is the smell of burnt almonds."

>>718982809
Just brought a tear to my eye

Your tears are like you in the sea,insignificants.

>>718983294
That's shitty. I feel for you, man. Best of luck on acquiring your own babby.

>>718976873
"Just take a toke, and remember that life is nothing but a joke."
"Drop out of life with bong in hand; follow the smoke to the riff filled land."

>>718983154
Your post doesn't make much sense or provide an argument.

Thanks for your contribution to the group though. We really appreciate you coming out.

i think the condom broke during

>>718983669
Winner right here.

>>718980006
I don't know the specific scene, but she went by the name Riley Mason.

>>718983294
But you’re not considering adopting someone who’s not a newborn?

Are none of those kids (who are reasonably healthy) available?

(I can understand not wanting to adopt kids with severe disabilities, because raising them is fucking hard. I honestly don't know how people who don;t have that crazy hormonal bond parents have with their babies do it.)

But if you have your heart set on a newborn because you think that's like the best or most meaningful age or whatever, it may be time to re-think. My soon-to-be 4yo is way cooler than this dumb pooping machine a baby is. I would totally adopt a 4yo (without severe disabilities) in a heartbeat.

>>718983833
More insults and a lil bit of diversion, still no justification.
I'm waiting.

egg... I dreamed I was old

>>718983982
Cheers!

On the plus side... I still get to have a motorcycle.

>>718983704
Punctuation determines length between pauses.
The difference between a colon and a semicolon.

>>718984284
Your Daddy will come home before I ever take some hypocritical retard like you seriously.

>>718976873
I want to live

>>718984030
The argument is very simple: It is the height of arrogance and entitlement for one to think they have the right to bring someone into the world, when they have not consent in the process.

>>718984284
>justification
This is where you're fucking up, anon, in your opinion that people need to somehow "justify" having a kid.

There’s a club if you’d like to go – you could meet somebody who really loves you. So you go, and you stand on your own and you leave on your own and you go home, and you cry and you want to die…’

>>718984246
We've been trying for any kid up to 5 years old (it gets way more complicated, legally after that, until after 12 years old, then it gets way easier).

Problem is, Canadian law still lets the mom have takesies backsies for a long time. And if they're in that situation, being available for adoption at that age, it is almost exclusively because the parents are unfit and dealing with Childrens Aid (CAS). So they are by nature, crazy or addicts... so they try to get the kids back by attending the mandatory programs, getting a "pass" and then of course CAS wants the child to be with their biological parents so they get taken back... parents invariably revert to their old ways and kids are taken away again... whole cycle of bullshit.

There are lots of kids out there, but it is just unfortunately really hard to actually adopt them.

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>>718977103
"You're the love of my life, I want to be the reason of your happiness, never of your pain".

Gf of 5 years, left me six months ago. I feel you anon

"How are you sure we're alive?"
12-13 when I read this line. 22 now and it still hurts as much as that day sometime more so

>>718976873
I gave her my all.

>>718983294
What about adopting children who are already orphaned? Or does it have to be a brand new, fresh out the womb baby for you? I hear ads on the radio about how there tons of children waiting to be adopted, I would assume that a portion of them would be infants. I could understand not wanting to adopt an older child or teenager for your first, but there has to be more, better options than setting tentative arrangements with a pregnant lady just to have your dream crushed repeatedly.

>>718984974
>We've been trying for any kid up to 5 years old (it gets way more complicated, legally after that, until after 12 years old, then it gets way easier).
That first part seems weird. Why would it be harder to adopt a 6yo than a 5yo? (It's obvious why it gets easier once kids are teens.)

Yeah, but I don't know the Canadian system. Murrican here.

>>718984554
Well then tell me how that's wrong.
You can't just hide behind the hollow populist status quo.
Burden of proof lies on the pro child bearer side since it is something they are asserting: "the right to bear children."
Or perhaps it is even shallower than that: "the right to not think about the ethical repercussions of creating life and just fucking breed away!"
How ironically infantile.

>>718984505
>Never claimed to have the right, only the strong desire.
>Nobody has consent to be born, that is how life works, your argument is nonsense/nonpoint.
>Only issue is that I want a child, a woman has a perceived problem because she has an unwanted child, and she wants to give it up to a good home. We make a legal agreement to this effect. We believe and are made to believe that this child will become ours. That falls through and it is very emotionally difficult and taxing. That is all.

you tried your best, it's not your fault.

>>718984284
Oh, I bet you tipped your fedora with a smirk, took a sip of dew and casually stroked your feather light chin tufts before tossing your hat over to your Tromp branded, fake gold plated, hanger nailed to the back of your basement door.

While I will say there is nothing that points toward everyone having some right to bear a child, it doesnt make it any easier to find out you don't have that as an option. I have a number of friends that want nothing more than to kick back with a middle income and raise a kid and enjoy life.

If your only option becomes putting down some serious income that you otherwise wouldn't initially have to, but also have mountains of paperwork, biological parents who may or may not give a fuck about you and their progeny, then you find yourself in a shitty place before it even begins.

Some people want a Ferrari, some people want a fuckin kid.

Get over yourself and find something worthy of your neck sweat to piss and moan about.

>>718985940
You seem to be under the misconception that we are arguing; that there is anything to argue. There isn't, and we aren't.

You don't want to have kids? Fine. You want to justify your refusal to have children with arguments about "ethics", as if ethics had anything to do at all with nature? Also fine.

Nature wants to exist. Every living thing wants to reproduce. You are no different, no matter how much you try to convince yourself otherwise. You are not special.

>>718985579
Turns out an orphan is a rare thing in Canada. We are on the list for any child up to age 5, who comes up for adoption. That is called a 'public adoption' (children in care of the government).

It is understandable that CAS is slow to give out kids for permanent adoption... for sure if the parents can be rehabilitated it seems nice that they could end up with their biological family.

>>718985763
Once they're settled in to foster care and in school, it gets more complicated legally. I'm not super educated on why or how. That will be our next move if nothing happens in the next year.

>>718986420
The fact we have gotten to the level of cognition and society where we can know what "natural instinct" is negates it as a justification for our actions.
Is that really all you are saying?
I'm gonna breed because muh nature?
You know you are capable of thinking further.
You don't have to agree with me but you could do yourself and your unfortunate potential future offspring the curiosity of not being such a willing mindless retard about it.

>>718986477
>Turns out an orphan is a rare thing in Canada.
Does that include non-white orphans?

I know a (very white) American rabbi who adopted at least 2 black girls (as very young kids, possibly babies) and fostered many more with his wife. They’re quite the happy family.

>>718987502
If I have a kid, I'm going to have a kid because I want to have a kid. That's it. Full stop. It doesn't need to be justified, it just is.

I do love logic, but I've lived long enough and seen enough to know that there are things to which logic holds no sway.

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>2006
>be me 18
>in a 4 year relationship with the love of my life
>one day out of the blue she breaks up with me for seemingly no reason
>spend 2 days trying to convince her not to leave
>3 drunken and totally fried from acid pathetic weeks later, she calls to hang out
>incredibly awkward afternoon with friends trying to cheer me up and her silent
>everyone leaves just me and her
>she gets up and says "Please have a good life" then leaves.
>2 years later bout to join the military, get a phone call from her, not much said, "Please have a good life" then hangs up
>1 year later on leave in the military at the local grocery store, she her, all she says is "Please have a good life"
>the same goes on year after year with random meetings and messages "Please have a good life"
pic related

>>718986353
>Insults, insults and more insults
Also
>The want to create life and the want to process certain objects are somehow at all equivalent.
Try harder.

>>718976873
i'm not enough of a bitch to start crying from a mere sentence.

>>718977103
did she at least return the present?

>>718987502
Holy fuck, I bet you want everyone to fill out a 100 question form before they are allowed to think about having a child.

Society never developed under the notion that, sooner or later, we just don't have a kid unless you really, really, really, really, really want to think about it.

Some people want a family, that is a goal, just as you have your own goals, which I am going to surmise are fucking self serving because you seem to be rolling your special needs chair down that fucking path every time you post.

Put your fingers away and take a walk around your liberal arts college for some fresh air and look up, if you watch long enough, soon enough you realise that all the shit up there doesn't revolve around you.

>>718987952
Yeah, it does include non-white.

The black ones seem to always have some family nearby, so they go live with grandma. On the outside it looks degenerate, but those grandmothers are so paternal they will spend their last penny to make sure those kids have a home with them. Child tax benefit is a nice paycheck as well for keeping them.

We almost had adopted an adorable Iranian 1 year old girl, but the deadbeat parents managed to get a family member (cool dude) immigrated so the kid went to them instead.

>>718984192
>Riley Mason.
damn i couldn't tell, thanks anyways

>>718988114
"I'm sorry anon, I couldn't brake fast enough and your one year old golden lab puppy just ran out in front of me"

How now, tough guy?

>>718988487
Well, that all sucks for, bro (again, sorry), but I guess it shows that Canadians are just better people.

Here in America, I understand that they can’t give away even healthy black kids.

Good luck!

>>718976873
Long term goal:
Be happy with myself and be with those i love.

>>718988776
lol. nope. you better give me a puppy, then run over it if you want to see me cry.

I am happy, that's just the saddest lie.

>>718976873

It's only smells

My grandmother called me.
She said she "needs to start thinking about end of life decisions".

I didn't cry but I did hurt...

>>718987966
>It just is
Literality a nothing sentiment backed up the nothing assertion that "I have experienced life"
We are talking about creating another consciousness to experience all the ups and downs existence and to possibly even be faced with the same conundrums we are discussing right now and you assert that is is some how your RIGHT to not think about the ethical repercussions of this.
Breeder entitlement truly is the worst entitlement.

>>718988838
Haha, yeah, it is a good problem to have I guess... I mean we have issues with native/inuit babies filling up the foster care system, but they are even harder to adopt just because they feel the need to keep them immersed in their culture or whatever, so they tend to not give them up for adoption so fast either.

Adopting from the US in to Canada is something I asked about, and apparently it is a whole other legal world of hurt to even consider. Brutal laws there!

>>718976873
Is it in yet?

>>718989174
Well, I have the possibility to pass my views onto the next generation. You do not.

In the words of the almighty Megatron: Checkmate.

>>718981600
Hasnt happened to me but damn thats rough

>>718988969
Fuck no. I'd cry just thinking about doing that to you.

Shit you're tough.

>>718988226
Name one goal that is more selfish than creating sentience simply to satisfy your own emotional wants.

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et tu brute?

She left on new years eve

>>718989521
kai su, teknon?

>>718977428
For Sale: Baby Shoes, Baby ded

>>718989367
Man.. I hope you do.

And I hope business neckbeard concerns himself with the pros and cons of raising a child in an imperfect world for so long, that he just doesnt.

>>718977428
Fuck off Ernest Hemingway.

>>718989104
I feel that feel.

Grandma told my wife she likes how she takes care of her things, and want us to have her (super fucking fine) fine china which she acquired over a very adventurous lifetime, when she dies.

She's 90 and walks twice as much as I do in a day, so I'm hoping that won't be an issue for several more years.

>>718989451
destroying sentient life to satisfy your emotional desires.

boy, that was easy

Is not yours

>>718989188
I only know a person who works for a non-profit that handles adoptions in Pennsylvania. From what she says, they only care about what’s best for the kid and don’t have crazy rules that have noting to do with that.

E.g., they’ve been placing kids with gay/lesbian couples, unmarried couples and single parents for a long time, when other jurisdictions had big problems with that.

I dunno, perhaps it’s worse a shot to inquire with Penna. authorities? I have no idea how much the U.S. feds would be involved in an outbound cross-border adoption.

>>718989911
"worth* a shot", obviously

>>718989367
Its not even a view though, you are just putting up walls to stop feeling the need to have a view on the matter and instead skip straight to the want.
And if nothing else does, your childish "I win" mentality surly proves you unfit to breed.
>You seem to be under the misconception that we are arguing; that there is anything to argue. There isn't, and we aren't.
>In the words of the almighty Megatron: Checkmate.
What is it cus it can't be both?

>>718976873
i shouldve pulled out

>>718990018
The first quote was a genuine statement. The second was an idle jab at an arrogant shit.

For someone who thinks he's so damn smart, you sure are fuckin' dumb.

>>718976873
The unexamined life is not worth living.
...and the unlived life is not worth examining.

>>718989911
Good to know.

As far as I know, cross-boarder adoption is very complicated for US and Canada, going either way, due to some seriously strict laws designed to inhibit child trafficking, which as I have learned, is a very real and prevalent thing.

>>718989521
Faggots.
Faggots everywhere.

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Who else hear hate their dads?

I love my mom, she's amazing. My father cheated on her, made her work his business, made her raise us, had a mistress, pushed away her friends, got her pregnant at 19, refused to use protection and made 6 horrid kids (literally all my siblings are fucking self centered pussys.)

He beat us, verbally abused us, made us his slaves (beat us if we didnt do what he said) never defendedus from thosr who insulted/sought to harm us (mom was nearly killed one day while taking all 6 of us to the store. All aged 4-15.) Gets jealous of anything she says to a man.

Now that's he's older we've all had our dealings with him. Most just ran off and dont speak tohim or mom. I told him what a sack of shit he is, how je didn't raise me. He beat me until one day when i was twelve I hit him as hard as I could in his hernia while he was choking me (was routine).

He's become such fucking whiney pussy. He blubbers and plays victim, then tells all his friends how we're bad, we kicked him out (he refuses toleave and mom wont do anything) and is a.. fuckim so mad i cant finish that thought.

When I was 5 I routinely fantasized about killing him, torturing him burning him. From ages 7-13 every Christmas I asked Santa to have my parents divorce with mom getting full custody. I want a new dad, i want ssomeone that'll treat my mom right.


Make fun of me all you want guys. I just am so jealous of all of you that had a father. If I could choose, I'd rather have a childhood with a DECENT father at least rather than stacys, money, or power. I'm too scared to have kids as I don't wanna be him. Make fun all you want. Venting all this has been quite therapetuic.

>>718990146
>Goalposts
Nice one. No refute the rest of my post.

>>718990510
Devil's in the details, I guess.

Again, good luck! I'm out for the night.

>>718990812
We're still not arguing. Well, maybe you are. Just accept that I do not care about your opinion and move on with your life.

>>718991048
cheers bud.

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>>718990787
My sympathies

>asks /b to quote a sentence that makes them cry
>adds a picture of porn with the request

>>718990787
Genuinely feel for you /b/ro.

I have no idea what that must be like at all, but I can imagine an entire life thusfar of it must just be the depth of frustrating, among many other things.

I hope you find peace, and a way to protect your mom.

There are a lot of bullshit people out there.

We are cruel to hide our own weakness

>>718980795
what the fuck did you just said to me

>>718990787
My dad deserves some credit, thanks for the clarity.

About that blood test, let's just say you can't spell Adonis without Aids.

>>718990787
It's unkind to speak ill of the dead.

My dad was a drunk and a prick, but he genuinely loved us. I'm sorry that you can't say the same. Life sucks, sometimes.

>>718991072
If we weren't arguing you would have stopped replying like 5 posts ago.
We've be doing the literal definition of arguing this entire thread, but you've been asserting the issue is a non argument as part of the hollow assertion that one does not need to justify objective or ethical reasons for breeding because:
>Muh nature
>Muh wants
>Muh lived muh life
You say it's over but I bet your still sitting there hitting f5 bitch.

>>718976873
my only regret is not regretting early enough to change my mind.

>>718991965
A reply does not an argument make, anon. I have nothing better to do than jab at you and watch you grow ever more flustered that somebody on the internet doesn't care what you think.

>>718991425
>>718991125

Thanks guys. Our lease is up in April and we're moving out no maatter if he's already gone by then or not. He knows we all hate him. He knows why

I'm currently putting myself through college, but me as well as mom are getting 2nd jobs to help with rent when we move. Brother #5 (the only one im close to, but still despise) is moving in with his gg (fucking normie)

It feels like life isfinally looking in my favor for once. I've finally gotten over gf, mom has been talking to this great guy, brother #5 is no longer condescending due to his oneitis. Sure I am stuck at Community College for this year, but we have our plans and damned if we arent fulfillibg them

Dad is probs gonna move in with his brother or one of his weird friends.

His dad was the same way, yet my dad beat up his dad for treating his mom the way he treats mine. (Stupid Italian thinking because mom is American shes a doormat.)

All in all life will soon look better and I'll never havr to see "dad" again.

>>718976873
For sale- baby shoes, never used.- Ernest Hemingway