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What if water was vodka?

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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What if water was vodka?
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>>718966552
Then I would die because Vodka is degenerate
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>>718966552
I would be a happy man... also probably a bisexual and possibly a furry. 2L of vodka a day would probably open up some doors I never even thought to knock on.
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>>718966833
>bisexual
Jesus
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russia simulator 2017
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>>718966999
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trips tho

>>718967230
zabivaka is cute, CUTE!
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>>718967317
the cutest nuclear doggo
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>>718967644
what happened to his naughty bits there
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>>718967744
he doesnt have any, that would be immoral
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>>718967863
Nobody dare claim that I'm moral.
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>>718968103
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>>718968293
excuse me
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>>718968477
I'm perverted sorry.
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>>718968575
yeah me too
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>>718968615
yay
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>>718968709
wanna form a suicide pact
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>>718968755
no i'd miss kinky sex
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>>718966552
There would be a lot more flammable shit.
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>>718968103
oh well in that case do continue
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fucking furfags < scales
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>>718968103
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>>718969205
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>>718966552
Children in Africa would be sober.
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>>718969231
if russia ever launches nukes at us I will actually die jerking off to this dog
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>>718969205
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>>718969319
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>>718969231
This

>>718969319
I want to fuck the dog
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>>718969442
I need a furry maga folder
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>>718969544
Few only have one
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>>718969814
I had a handful on my now ded laptop
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>>718969840
Sheet dude what laptop. And how
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>>718969950
it was a macbook pro that was elderly if not geriatric. It just gave up the ghost.
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>>718969319
i lost the other zabivaka pictures i had so pretend the russian embassy is asking to stop making zabivaka porn with putin crying in the background
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>>718970204
don't worry I have a very clear mental image of that
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>>718966926
I could be bisexual Jesus. Religion is just a few missed trips to the barber away.
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There has been misinformatoin about waterfox not running memes
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>>718970015
Kek. How innovative. It must have been to sleek™ or because its Light.© Years Ahead
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>>718970444
what the fuck is wrong with mine then?

>>718970534
I mean I abused it like a battered wife also
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>>718970267
ok thank u. <3

>>718970444
private browsing? shame.
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>>718970602
I'm a sneaky goy
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>>718970383
In your dreams. Jesus wouldn't bother saving a bisexual furry.

Unless of course. You are a qt
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>>718969380
open wide for scaly daddy
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>>718970791
Donald J Trump is the only daddy id open up for. Sorry fam
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tfw daddy trump will never make your boypussy gape again
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>tfw no bf
>tfw no qt femboy
>tfw no pansexual furry gay boy
>tfw no vagina and penis and butt hole animated furry
>tfw no one loves me
>tfw i have Autism
>tfw it actually feels good
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>>718970870
who ever said I needed your permission rp faggot
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>>718971118
>i dont care
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>>718971211
so I assume what happened here is he used the fat in his arms for ass implants because that is some fucked up shit right there
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>>718970789
I would totally save myself, it's human nature.

And I'm pretty cute, or I wouldn't be going out in 20 mins. It's not like I plan on paying for my drinks.
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>>718971211
Id call the police and tell them your raped me. Unless you put pic related on

>>718971312
I know you care faggot
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>>718971412
Go out where. Can I come.
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i like this porn
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>>718971589
wrong
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>>718971743
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>>718971840
No u r rong. Can I suck ur dong
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>>718971589
that's funny Cause I don't think anybody can hear you when your dead
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>>718972061
no
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>>718972208
y
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>>718972200
>killing me
>cant hear me moan
Why tho
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>>718966552
What if air was wood?
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>>718971718
Sure if you don't mind getting hit on by some really annoyingly flaming guys in exchange for free alcohol. The bus is leaving in three mins though... and by bus, I mean I'm walking three streets down to the local gay bar to hang with the fag hags.
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>>718973451
Thats ABSOLOUTLEY DEGENERATE

Also send face pic. You must be cute. Do you go down there alot? And gets lots of butt stuff
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>>718973451
Also flamboyant guys are the worst
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>>718973735
Thou shalt not have any evidence of who I am

I go there once or twice a week. No butt stuff. I got really wasted and kissed this adorably shy chubby guy once because one of the beards bet me a double scotch on the rocks that I couldn't get him to.
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>>718973976
Soooo you never do butt stuff. Why? Aids?
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>>718973781
But who doesn't enjoy a good clown performance?
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>>718972483
well after the deed when I no longer need you but need you in side me
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>>718974188
Well I had to live with it for 2 weeks. And it gets old after 2 hours. Uncles is a faggy New Yorker
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>>718974239
You'll need me forever. If you kill me I will rot
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>>718971976
yis, dis is good
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>>718974176
Not really into guys... I mean, there is a type of guy I'd fuck, but that guy I kissed is the only one I've ever met. I go there for free drinks, and occasionally to tell one of the hags that she's miraculously converted me to heterosex... I get laid, she gets to think she's god's gift to men, we both get breakfast and everyone goes home happy.

Almost at the bar.
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>>718974332
Did you at least get some cock out of it?

>>718974613
Hey Luc.
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>>718974846
Hello
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>>718974595
unless we go the the other way
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>>718974846
Gross no. Hes very ugly and wears the Democractic horse thingy shirt to piss me off. Mum always tells me to not say anything to him. Otherwise he'll cry.

>>718974772
Soooo you fuck trannies and whore for alchohol
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>>718974904
I'm disgusted with myself. Ordered from Domino's for the 2 items for $5.99 each deal, figured eat some now, the rest later. Ate the whole cheesy bread before I even looked at the actual pizza.
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>>718975219
Yeah. I'll probs kill you first faggot
>>718975219
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>>718966552
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>>718975311
Nah... whores maybe. These poor misguided girls drink at the gay bar for whatever reason. They're kind of mousey girl-next-door types for the most part, but that's what i'm into.

If that shy little jelly roll ever comes back, I'll probably try to initiate some sort of awkward threesome.
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>>718975414
Nigger
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>>718975337
Their stuff is really good, but I come from a place that has no good pizza chain.
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>>718975528
>jellyroll
Kek

Wow, I didn't know women swooped so low

>>718975616
I love these style of pics you post. Never ceases to give me a boner
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>>718975721
I tend to try and research the artist a few weeks before I get anything.
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>>718975616
I'm originally from Jersey. This is all crap to me. But they deliver.
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>>718975389
probably but said you would have to be alive for me to eat you? or who said you would be alive after I was done using you?
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hey people, how's it going?
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>>718975922
Well, I grew up with Pizza hut so that gives you an idea of the "Quality" around here.
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>>718975897
Thats good. I hate the femmy traps from hard blush and those two brothers & sigmax. Literally make me soft
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>>718975337
Dominos is really fucking good so you don't have to feel that way

>>718976118
hey there. i'm not doing bad myself, just watching the rest of Marco Polo while I wait for my Paragon queue to pop, i've been waiting 16 minutes and i'm considering making a smurf
how about yourself?
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>>718976133
Hard blush is crap really.

I almost got something from the artist but I decided not too in the end.
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>>718976118
Hey League.

>>718976120
Used to eat a lot of Pizza Hut because my brother liked it. I can't stomach it anymore. I also grew up in the time when Pizza Hut used to be better than Domino's.
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i love niggers. i love gays.

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if you need a tattoo today, stop by the shop!

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>>718976426
I miss the all you can eat pizza buffet.
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>>718976346
Its more about eating a small loaf of bread and cheese for dinner.
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>>718976346
Oh nice, I should reinstall paragon and play it some more.
I haven't been doing too great honestly, apparently my the brake pads were completely fucked and I had to take out a credit card to cover it.
>>718976426
Hey snarf, how's it going?
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>>718976579
There's a chain out here that does that as their focus. It is awful. My brother and brother-in-law enjoy it.
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>>718976782
I need a new job.
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>>718976829
Sounds like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut5sk0RUlS4
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>>718976912
why, what happened?
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>>718976782
you see shit like this and thinks it hot then realize how much you sweat around your balls then realize it starts to smell after a whole workday then think his musk be filling up the room then it just becomes hotter
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>>718977006
FUCK YOU, IT'S JANUARY
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>>718977006
It is. They do some decent dessert pizzas, but the regular stuff is crap. And it a serve-yourself hot bar, so quality is up and down.

>>718977035
Oh, just getting tired of working here. Its just a job to me.
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>>718977243
yea, it's pretty great in person~
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>>718976383
It's wayyy to over rated.
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>>718977458
I understand that, it's how I feel about my current job but I will be leaving that soon so it's not that bad.
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>>718977571
I only like the powfoo comics
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>>718976687
the cheesy bread is alright, i'd still prefer the pizza first though, that's much tastier when it's hot
i wouldn't say that's disgusting, i've done it with the crazy bread from Little Caesars a while ago, unless the kind of disgusted feeling you're talking about is different than from what i'm thinking of

>>718976782
do it up, man. if you'd like to play with me sometime, let me know. i'm playing a lot more now that i've hit 1700 elo and games are much more fun with the same people in most of the games, everyone just starts doing stupid stuff on purpose and makes the game a clown fiesta
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>>718977243
Well, balls smell great. theyre the paragon of beauty. balls are life.
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>>718976782
>>718977730
fuck forgot to finish before i posted that
your break pads were fucked? did you end up learning that the hard way?
hopefully it's not too much you had to take out to pay for it
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>>718977458
Ehhh, I'd try it once.

>>718977571
Yeah, there's better artist out there for much more reasonable prices.
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>>718977730
that sounds pretty amazing, I just might if I manage to tear myself away from playing wow.
>>718977875
yea but the brakes were fine in the front luckily. They found out while doing a tire rotation for my car. But I have to pay a total of 450 dollars for it so that really sucks.
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>>718977737
>this
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>>718977875
Cheetah Paws was selling calendars at FC this weekend and I live like 10 minutes away from the convention center, but I didn't find out until it was too late ;~;
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>>718977730
Feeling like a fatty. Which I am, but that's not the point.
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>>718966552
Spiderman! Get in here!
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>>718979767
Yeah... I mean hey, at least now I know I only live 10 minutes from FC, so now I have at least one con that I can go to for relatively minimal cost since it's always held in San Jose
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>>718979992
nice, i'm sure there's a lot of neat stuff there you can do.
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>>718979767
alright I will definitely when I can.

Yea it really is especially with me needing to save up money for moving and all.
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Vodka is awesome
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>>718980369
Be the tiger to my bunny.
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>>718981608
I love vodka

but whiskey works too
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>>718982152
I'll drink anything really
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>>718982382
Alcohol is my friend and lover
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>>718981608
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>>718982589
Why do you drink? Been drunk twice since I was 18 and I always get sad drunk. Think too much. Feel worthless. The Devils drug
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wow that was a faster game than I expected

>>718981317
hopefully it won't be too big of a problem when the time comes.

>>718981997
this is very suggestive
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>>718983128
Because I already feel depressed without it

I'm a cuddly drunk, but I've nobody to cuddle
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>>718983326
it already is a problem, I needed that money so I could have money for my deposit.
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I need 400 dollars to buy a set of books.
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>>718983412
If you really are deppressed why dont you an hero
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>>718983550
What books
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>>718983595
It's crossed my mind multiple times

But when I boil it down, too many people have tried their damndest to get me where I am and keep me there

Waste not, want not. I can't die; I have to live for the sake of other people
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>>718983651
Richard Diebenkorn: The Catalogue Raisonne.
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>>718966552
everyone dies from alcohol poisoning, but the water in mexico becomes slightly safer to drink.
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>>718983326
I'm so bored.
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There is also a catalogue raisonne of Philip Guston in the works that I am going to purchase when it is released.
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>>718982790
Bears are also great.
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>>718983757
No you dont have to.

Have you ever tried something like, finding a hobby, a religion (I recommened Catholicism ir Busshism), LSD or just told yourself you will always be like this and you cant change it. And that that's life.

>>718983948
Never heard of it. Whats it about
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>>718984466
"This four-volume catalogue raisonné is the definitive resource on Diebenkorn’s unique works, including his paintings, works on paper, and three-dimensional objects. The first volume gives an overview of the artist’s career, featuring essays by noted scholars John Elderfield, Ruth E. Fine, Jane Livingston, Steven Nash, and Gerald Nordland, as well as an illustrated chronology, list of exhibitions, bibliography, and selection of studio notes. The second volume spans his student and early abstract works; the third volume features his representational works during the Berkeley period; and the fourth volume covers his later periods, as well as his sketchbooks and other little-known private drawings. Many of the more than five thousand works illustrated in this catalogue are being published for the first time, and with new color photography that showcases his work like never before."

Basically it's some essays about him, the stuff he wrote, and every work of art he ever made.
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>>718983517
honestly sounds like hell.. it's quite a stop on the way for that to come along

>>718984199
you at work?
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>>718984466
I had hobbies

I loved writing, drawing, gardening, and making games. I slowly lost interest in all those things. It hurts so goddamn bad to not be able to mentally invest in those things anymore.

I've never been really religious, though I do appreciate the art that religion has created.

I'm consigning to my fate, but that doesn't mean it doesn't feel shitty in the meantime. I want to believe in hope.
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>>718984702
yea honestly, but no matter what happens I still have to leave by april.
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>>718984700
Dude his art is horrible. Why would you read about him? Some faggy New Yorker who makes shit art?
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>>718984857
hopefully by then your financial situation isn't weighed as much with that loan as it is now
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>>718985104
His work is absolutely gorgeous. I've seen a few of them in person and own a few catalogues from some shows of his. And he was from California.
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>>718984814
I like faithful people and people who rely on hope. I take it back. Dont kill yourself. The reason. I was a deppressed, anti-social idiot. Until I became a Catholic. I never understood the reason why people stopped believing and that its now socially different to believe in something.

I did drugs, which I regret. Dont go that way. I had the whole losing interest thing. What anti-deppresants have you tried?

>>718985428
I too, saw them in a mueseum in New York City. They were horrible. Embaressments to art. Please tell me what you see in that art. Im talking about the lines on a canvas.
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>What if water was vodka?

You'd be a high school student
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>>718985958
I haven't gone for any help or anti-depressants. One part fear, one part stigma, and one part horrendous anxiety.

My sister has pleaded to me to get help, but I just can't push myself in to it. And so I remain stuck, suffering but unwilling.
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So... Are you guys scared of girls or are you all gay because your autism gets in the way of everything
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>>718984702
Yeah.
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>>718984318
yeah wrong pic
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>>718986227
Homosexuality a genetic disorder or a Virus

>>718986157
Never understood why people dont want help. What is there to lose
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>>718986227
girls are a disease.
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>>718985958
I see the expression of a feeling for a place. I see his laborious process, his keen eye, his precise brushwork. He is one of the best painters of the 20th century. As for your comment "embaressments to art" that is an idiotic statement people make when they are incapable of thinking beyond simple figurative painting.
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>>718986473
Post your girl hole.
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>>718986472
It isn't that I don't want help, it's that I'm horribly afraid

My sister had to pretty much fight the whole family just to get to the doctors to get diagnosed with depression.

On top of that, I'm simply to afraid to accept the fact there's something wrong with me and get help for it.
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>>718986227
I'm allergic to people with XY
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>>718984318
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>>718986227
It isn't a fear of girls, it's just a...disinterest

I can amass a harem of lady friends out of charm, but I haven't a single interest in them.
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>>718986723
i dont sent noods on the internet, sorry qt. i'd prefer to let people experience my sexy parts irl.
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>>718986253
slow night?
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Join the fun and post shit
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>>718986800
You have nothing to lose though. So what if you have deppresion or Anxiety?

>>718986589
>I see the expression of a feeling for a place.
A place that HE feels. That we will not feel. He painted it cause he felt it. Not because you did.

>his precise brushwork.
Anyone can draw a precise line with a ruler

>He is one of the best painters of the 20th century.
Take that back. You have very shallow emotions if that makes you feel something

>As for your comment "embaressments to art" that is an idiotic statement people make when they are incapable of thinking beyond simple figurative painting.
Okay so im the idiot because I dont get an emotion from looking at a line on a white canvas? Thats very ironic.
Art isnt there to give you a feeling and thats that. Its to make you appreciate the way it was painted and the complexity of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNI07egoefc
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>>718987222
No, post them.

>>718987457
For a Saturday night, yeah. And I doubt its going to pick up.
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>>718987874
>art does not invoke his emotions
Textbook case of autism desu
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>>718987724
kik?
sorry I'm not 13
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>>718987970
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>>718966785
-he writes, on the furry gay porn 4chan thread.
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>>718988151
That's hot.
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>>718988211
thank
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>>718988070
I'm not either
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>>718988043
Wow. So magnificent. Just, makes me so joyful. So sleek and beautiful.

Sorry you have nothing to say back except scream Autist. When really, you are the one trying to hide it.
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Than it wouldnt be water you fucking idiot.
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>>718988189
Still degenerate. Not as much as Alchohol
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>>718987874
I can feel that place too by seeing his work. He didn't use rulers, the lines in his work are incidental .It makes me feel what he felt. If art is merely there to appreciate the complexity and way it was painted, then the labor and complexity of Diebenkorn's work make him one of the greatest painters in history. Art is precisely there to be felt. You think Caravaggio was painting so people would appreciate it for the way it was painted? You think Goya did? Or Cezanne? Or Van Gogh? Or Rembrandt? You have confirmed that you are exactly an idiot.
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Why does Mrs.Pacman Maze Madness have such jamming music?
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What if 4chan was a private chatbox?
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>>718988873
>I can feel that place too by seeing his work.
You lie to yourself like every other homosexual living in New York and California

>He didn't use rulers, the lines in his work are incidental
I know, i can see he juat sploges shit everywhere witj no ruler here >>718988397

>If art is merely there to appreciate the complexity and way it was painted, then the labor and complexity of Diebenkorn's work make him one of the greatest painters in history.
But its not complex. Even a 5 year old can see that

>Art is precisely there to be felt. You think Caravaggio was painting so people would appreciate it for the way it was painted? You think Goya did? Or Cezanne? Or Van Gogh? Or Rembrandt? You have confirmed that you are exactly an idiot.
They did it to feel something. I never said they didnt. Your artist did it to feel things. There are line between good and bad art a line is not fucking art and does not depict anything.

Like pic related. How does it make you feel
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>>718989421
Because its when people put heart into video games.
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>>718989676
I miss old games.
New games all feel so dull to me. The music is widely forgettable.
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>>718989624
You really are a moron.

Also
>Art isnt there to give you a feeling and thats that,
>They did it to feel something. I never said they didnt.

You're also inconsistent.

I will give you 4/10
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>>718989921
Exactly. Its not there to gove you a feeling it was painted by the artist to give only themselves a feeling. They had a feeling. Kept that feeling painted it and now the feel that when they see it. You ar eso fucking dense. No wonder you call that shit on a canvas art. You're an embarresment and I hope you come to realization of how dumb you are. You are just like my fucking uncle, no difference at all, we honestly need to stop you sort of people from breeding..

Also, you never told me what feeling you got from this lovely artwork in this post
>>718989624
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>>718990290
You're not going to do any better than the grade you got.

4/10
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>>718989862
Yeah. Its like modern art.
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Any of you assholes going to make a new thread for chrissakes
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>>718990616
Hurr durrr I literally have nothing else to say because im retarded.

Im sorry you ever existed anon
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Take it here guys >>>/ic/

No one wants shitty art talk here.
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>>718990760
Says the guy who can't even keep his shit straight between two posts.
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>>718990920
Right, nice come back dude XDD.

So much for you thinking you're consistent.

>>718990849
He would be bullied over there
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>>718991101
Are you retarded?
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>>718991219
No u r
(Now your turn)
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>>718989621
I thought his was cursed mark but I cant find it on his fa
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>>718966552
WHAT IF FUCKING WATER WAS VODKA AND NOW THIS IS A FURRFAGGOT THREAD
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>>718991377
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>>718991813
Wait you were Peter Lorre the whole fucking time - who legit has Autism.
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>>718992113
Of course it was. What did you expect?
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