OwO?
OwO.
UωU
>>718954230
>>718954714
hey
>>718955010
Yo
>>718955010
>>718955191
>>718955028
>>718955028
>>718955187
>>718955191
>>718955212
>>718955365
this degeneracy is not appreciated
>>718955365
Sorry but I have I bf and we don't cheat
>>>/soc/24817654
>>718956015
>dating a fag
gross
nah they're both straight
>>718956678
Okay, homo.
>>718956776
I didn't say I was.
I accidentally napped for four hours today and woke up hungry so I had a big fat sandwich and also drank, which feels weird since I just woke up but technically it's almost evening. I don't know. How are you?
>>718956678
They are even gayer than me
>>718957038
Literally nobody is gayer than you except for, like, me.
>>718956892
You can't see straight.
I had some pizza and a bottle of wine last night, and got donuts this morning. I'm pretty good, just uncertain of what to do now.
I ran 10 miles today and I wasn't / am not tired at all. Didn't feel anything. I've only been able to run a bit over 6 recently, so I don't know what happened.
neat
>>718957135
well now thats just rude
>>718957159
An ENTIRE bottle of wine? Are you an alcoholic or something?
I keep wanting to run again but every time you tell me how far you ran I hate myself so I don't.
>>718957250
You're just very good at faggotry.
>>718957318
My talents are numerous and amazing, yes
>>718957486
They all kinda fall under the umbrella of gay shit, though.
>>718957318
It just happened. It was good wine. My friend made me chug some so that increased the consumption. Chugging wine isn't pleasant.
I don't like to say how much I run to you, but it was necessary to highlight that I don't know what's going on. I ran AN ENTIRE HOUR without taking any breaks for the first portion of the run. It was fucking crazy for me, at least.
>>718957536
I am talented at enjoying a golden gaytime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ7NVjZ-Eyg
>>718957596
Wine is definitely meant to be sipped, not chugged.
I appreciate that you are aware that I don't like knowing these things. You probably encountered flow state inadvertently. Physical limitations disappear sometimes; especially since those limitations are often psychological to begin with. What made you stop?
>>718957687
>google this
>it's ice cream
what the fuck australia
Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes rol back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles
>>718957887
I endorse this post
>>718957782
Well, it was from before gay meant faggotry. Nowadays they're self aware as fuck
Their tagline is "It's hard to have a gaytime on your own"
>>718957782
My lips turned purple.
I thought ten miles was enough. I didn't want to overdo anything and injure myself just because I was feeling cocky. I knew I really needed to pee too even though I couldn't feel it, since I needed to pee at the beginning of the run. Every breath felt like my first, and every step like the first. It never hurt.
>>718958002
That reminds me, I should really stop calling myself gay and start calling myself a sodomite. It's more accurate and timeless.
>>718958017
Were you drunk enough to suck your friend's dick?
You should've kept going. Just as an experiment in unusual capacity. Although I wonder if the next time you run you'll experience the same thing, if you broke a limit here, or if it was just a rare state you found yourself in.
yall freaks
>>718958178
I wouldn't have sucked her feminine penis if she had one, no.
Call me a fucking idiot, but this was like a fucking spiritual experience. This is a gift. I hope I can keep it and show that I deserve it. I don't want to go back to the old way of living. It's been such an incredible high that I'm slightly afraid of normalcy.
>>718958314
have a golden gaytime with me
>>718958452
>her
oh
Did you hit that at least?
I've experienced that level of bliss, such ecstasy that you're afraid it'll never return, before. I find it's a hard thing to maintain between moments.
>>718958529
o..okay, can you shove it in my mouth?
>>718958682
Sure.
Dunno if you can fit the whole thing though
>>718958573
I'm not going to cuck my roommate. Just hanging out with his girlfriend all day when he isn't here. Platonically. We talked all day and got a pizza.
I'll do anything to keep this. I'm no longer paralyzed by my anxiety, and I feel comfortable in my own skin. Even if it's temporary, living feels good. My vision is clearer than it's been in a while.
>>718958883
Cuck your roommate. You know you want to. Give her the BWC.
I can see clearly now the rain is gone~
>>718958843
thats alright, it will drip down my lips and face and will fit it all eventually
>>718958968
It's average.
Dude, I want to get the hell off of here and eat a healthy dinner and actually do productive things. That's not normal for me. I don't feel the compulsion to binge on unhealthy food and run away from my problems.
>>718959133
Don't waste it, just swallow
Back to the regularly scheduled posting cuz you yucks can't figure out your sexual interests
>>718959139
Shh, let me meme.
Now that I've never experienced. Take advantage of it.
>>718959304
She's a petite Asian, so I'm sure it'd be big enough.
I really want to fucking get off of this horrible place. Threads are useless. Try to convince me not to. [Hint: nothing will work]
>>718959139
More?
>>718959621
is your roommate yellow?
I usually only depart when something triggers the envy that is constantly simmering under my facade so really I've got no ammunition to work with here.
>>718959621
if u leave ill go for a run :^)
>>718959302
nah ive got it down
>>718959652
You want to hear me talk more? Sure.
>>718959751
He's white, but he watches anime.
Don't you envy me and my ten mile runs and this gift some god has graciously bestowed upon me?
>>718959846
Are you all better from the surgery?
heed my warnings friends, if you do not cease this sodomy you will burn in the next life
>>718959958
maaaaybe
>>718959958
everyone I know is a fucking weeaboo
I do, but not enough. I tend to envy things that have been accomplished through dedication much less than things which have been granted.
>>718960013
I live in Australia, I am burning in this life
>>718959958
>>718959139
Source on the artist?
>>718959243
its so thick though...
>>718960255
so are you bby
>you will burn in the next life
The gods favor me, you poor being.
>>718960119
I'm not weeaboo.
This is from my hard work. Some kind entity has noticed my continued arduous efforts with running and answered my prayers. I never expected them to be answered, but it feels good that they may have been.
>>718960021
Punch yourself in the appendix to check.
>>718960187
Popomodoro, Tumblr
zac is
T H I C C
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>>718960379
you watch anime you fucking weeb
yeah that's what I mean. That's why I don't envy it. You earned something that you worked for.
zac is
F A T
A
T
>>718960476
this is why you don't post images when you do that meme
>>718960344
uguu....
>>718960391
T H I C C
>>718960379
its in the garbage somewhere
>>718960151
the flames of hell are hotter than Australias heat
What can one man do against such reckless normalcy?
>>718960544
thicc on my face daddy
>>718960589
school shooting
>>718960519
Looks fine to me
>>718960582
Thats okay
nice change of pace
>>718960519
worked on my screen
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>>718956581
It's fucking tasty :3
>>718960465
Not much at all.
You should run whatever amount you can. It might please the same gods that have been so kind to me.
>>718960544
>not keeping it
That solves nothing, normals do not learn by such brazen example.
>>718960379
there is only one god you poor lost soul
>>718960712
>>718960669
???
>>718960761
I don't have a whatchamacallit available.
>>718960761
didnt get the chance to ask, they did whatever they do with it long before I awoke
Whats a simple man to do. Lay down and die I suppose.
>>718960861
>>718960870
>not being awake for it
>>718960861
Shame. I'll pray for you when you do start.
>>718960985
>>718961010
ok ima need your screen resolutions and browsers
maybe 4chanx settings if those don't clarify things
>>718961069
what are those things called again
TREADMILL
I could only think of "walkman" for some reason and I'm like I haven't seen one of those in a decade and a half
>>718961069
im not going to be awake when someone is taking a scalpel to my fucking stomach and insides
>>718961139
Chrome
1920x1080
Unedited settings
>>718961139
Sorry, but I can't continue this sinful life.
I should go.
>>718961239
lol r u mad my b
Hail Judge.
See y'all later.
>>718961307
I'm proud of your decision.
>>718961303
alright cool I'm using waterfox, it is probably a browser thing then
>>718961360
ave chaplain. Later.
>>718961303
>>718961139
>>718961307
yes, very
opened chrome, it works there. Good to know.
not actually a fag fag here, how is everybody?
>>718961423
>his browser can't even do dank memes
lol get a load of this fag
>>718961626
Become a fag fag.
>>718961664
yeah but my browser also isn't a jewish conspiracy so I'm into that
>>718961802
but I only like feminine cock
>>718961822
>implying firefox isn't a conspiracy to turn goys into furries
>>718961977
I use WATERFOX, cuckboy.
>>718961912
>
>>718962064
not gay if its a cute benis
>>718962012
>implying waterfox isn't a conspiracy to turn firefox users into doublefurries
>>718962064
Nah man, only futa, cause you know, its a completley different thing
>>718962238
moist furries, actually
>>718962192
This is true
>>718962241
Totally not gay, right
>>718961912
You're a faggy fag fag.
>>718962289
aren't all furries moist?
>>718962506
Not sufficiently moist.
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>>718962616
Go back to mexico.
>>718963048
5 more day paco
stir coffee with dick
the problem with that is that coffee, typically, is hot, and will burn your benis
One of them said that.
Why would anyone drink hot coffee? Cold coffee is the best coffee.
stir nibis butt with a penis
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>>718964291
moar piss pls
>>718964672
How about I drill nails into your skull, you stupid bitch?