this degeneracy is not appreciated
Sorry but I have I bf and we don't cheat
I didn't say I was.
I accidentally napped for four hours today and woke up hungry so I had a big fat sandwich and also drank, which feels weird since I just woke up but technically it's almost evening. I don't know. How are you?
Literally nobody is gayer than you except for, like, me.
You can't see straight.
I had some pizza and a bottle of wine last night, and got donuts this morning. I'm pretty good, just uncertain of what to do now.
I ran 10 miles today and I wasn't / am not tired at all. Didn't feel anything. I've only been able to run a bit over 6 recently, so I don't know what happened.
well now thats just rude
An ENTIRE bottle of wine? Are you an alcoholic or something?
I keep wanting to run again but every time you tell me how far you ran I hate myself so I don't.
You're just very good at faggotry.
My talents are numerous and amazing, yes
They all kinda fall under the umbrella of gay shit, though.
It just happened. It was good wine. My friend made me chug some so that increased the consumption. Chugging wine isn't pleasant.
I don't like to say how much I run to you, but it was necessary to highlight that I don't know what's going on. I ran AN ENTIRE HOUR without taking any breaks for the first portion of the run. It was fucking crazy for me, at least.
I am talented at enjoying a golden gaytime
Wine is definitely meant to be sipped, not chugged.
I appreciate that you are aware that I don't like knowing these things. You probably encountered flow state inadvertently. Physical limitations disappear sometimes; especially since those limitations are often psychological to begin with. What made you stop?
>it's ice cream
what the fuck australia
Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes rol back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles
Well, it was from before gay meant faggotry. Nowadays they're self aware as fuck
Their tagline is "It's hard to have a gaytime on your own"
My lips turned purple.
I thought ten miles was enough. I didn't want to overdo anything and injure myself just because I was feeling cocky. I knew I really needed to pee too even though I couldn't feel it, since I needed to pee at the beginning of the run. Every breath felt like my first, and every step like the first. It never hurt.
That reminds me, I should really stop calling myself gay and start calling myself a sodomite. It's more accurate and timeless.
Were you drunk enough to suck your friend's dick?
You should've kept going. Just as an experiment in unusual capacity. Although I wonder if the next time you run you'll experience the same thing, if you broke a limit here, or if it was just a rare state you found yourself in.
I wouldn't have sucked her feminine penis if she had one, no.
Call me a fucking idiot, but this was like a fucking spiritual experience. This is a gift. I hope I can keep it and show that I deserve it. I don't want to go back to the old way of living. It's been such an incredible high that I'm slightly afraid of normalcy.
Did you hit that at least?
I've experienced that level of bliss, such ecstasy that you're afraid it'll never return, before. I find it's a hard thing to maintain between moments.
Dunno if you can fit the whole thing though
I'm not going to cuck my roommate. Just hanging out with his girlfriend all day when he isn't here. Platonically. We talked all day and got a pizza.
I'll do anything to keep this. I'm no longer paralyzed by my anxiety, and I feel comfortable in my own skin. Even if it's temporary, living feels good. My vision is clearer than it's been in a while.
Cuck your roommate. You know you want to. Give her the BWC.
I can see clearly now the rain is gone~
Dude, I want to get the hell off of here and eat a healthy dinner and actually do productive things. That's not normal for me. I don't feel the compulsion to binge on unhealthy food and run away from my problems.
Back to the regularly scheduled posting cuz you yucks can't figure out your sexual interests
Shh, let me meme.
Now that I've never experienced. Take advantage of it.
She's a petite Asian, so I'm sure it'd be big enough.
I really want to fucking get off of this horrible place. Threads are useless. Try to convince me not to. [Hint: nothing will work]
is your roommate yellow?
I usually only depart when something triggers the envy that is constantly simmering under my facade so really I've got no ammunition to work with here.
if u leave ill go for a run :^)
nah ive got it down
You want to hear me talk more? Sure.
He's white, but he watches anime.
Don't you envy me and my ten mile runs and this gift some god has graciously bestowed upon me?
Are you all better from the surgery?
heed my warnings friends, if you do not cease this sodomy you will burn in the next life
everyone I know is a fucking weeaboo
I do, but not enough. I tend to envy things that have been accomplished through dedication much less than things which have been granted.
I live in Australia, I am burning in this life
>you will burn in the next life
The gods favor me, you poor being.
I'm not weeaboo.
This is from my hard work. Some kind entity has noticed my continued arduous efforts with running and answered my prayers. I never expected them to be answered, but it feels good that they may have been.
Punch yourself in the appendix to check.
you watch anime you fucking weeb
yeah that's what I mean. That's why I don't envy it. You earned something that you worked for.
T H I C C
its in the garbage somewhere
the flames of hell are hotter than Australias heat
What can one man do against such reckless normalcy?
thicc on my face daddy
Looks fine to me
nice change of pace
Not much at all.
You should run whatever amount you can. It might please the same gods that have been so kind to me.
>not keeping it
That solves nothing, normals do not learn by such brazen example.
I don't have a whatchamacallit available.
Whats a simple man to do. Lay down and die I suppose.
>not being awake for it
Shame. I'll pray for you when you do start.
ok ima need your screen resolutions and browsers
maybe 4chanx settings if those don't clarify things
what are those things called again
I could only think of "walkman" for some reason and I'm like I haven't seen one of those in a decade and a half
Sorry, but I can't continue this sinful life.
I should go.
lol r u mad my b
I'm proud of your decision.
alright cool I'm using waterfox, it is probably a browser thing then
ave chaplain. Later.
opened chrome, it works there. Good to know.
>his browser can't even do dank memes
lol get a load of this fag
yeah but my browser also isn't a jewish conspiracy so I'm into that
not gay if its a cute benis
>implying waterfox isn't a conspiracy to turn firefox users into doublefurries
This is true
Totally not gay, right
ой, йолташем, ошым чие. ошо тӱсетлан келша. ой, йолташем, ошым чие. ошо тӱсетлан келша. ошо тӱсетлан келша да чоне чонемлан келша. ошо тӱсетлан келша да чоне чонемлан келша. чывыр кылан кӱзгет дене ончал йолташ тӱсетым чывыр кылан кӱзгет дене ончал йолташ тӱсетым тылеч вара ом кол ынде йолташ манме мутетым тылеч вара ом кол ынде йолташ манме мутетым тылат лийже тыде мурем, тыде мурем йолташем тылат лийже тыде мурем, тыде мурем йолташем тошто гаяк чонем йӱла тылат верчын йолташем тошто гаяк чонем йӱла тылат верчын йолташем
the problem with that is that coffee, typically, is hot, and will burn your benis
Why would anyone drink hot coffee? Cold coffee is the best coffee.
How about I drill nails into your skull, you stupid bitch?