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GIVE. ME. A. BREAK. Apparently Muricans decided it is a good

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GIVE. ME. A. BREAK.

Apparently Muricans decided it is a good idea to put MILLIONS of black balls on the surface of a lake to prevent the water from evaporating.

Silly Muricans don't know that BLACK balls actually ABSORB sunlight. They then get warmer and warmer, thus they lead to MORE evaporation.
ALSO the UV-light of the sun is known to be able to kill bacteria. Putting gazillions of black balls on the lake prevents the sun from killing bacteria and the water gets undrinkable.

You muricans think you're very clever, right?
I tell you what: you aren't, GOY. And I'll applaud for every dried out murican who dies of thirst because his stupid society doesn't even understand the most simple of tasks.

You are done, America. So done. The europeans will take their rightful place at the heaven's gates, as the peak of all human civilisations. Bow down, maggots without culture and rich history.

ITT: we make fun of americans and their "edukaischional sisstem"
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What did he mean by this?
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>>718919216
Lrn2science
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>>718919216
>being this legitimately retarded

Also. I feel like you're probably faaar to fucking stupid to realize this but this happened in 2015 in one state.
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All I can imagine is you taking the time out of your day to write that up. Holy shit you must be swimming in pussy
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>>718919216
Is it summer already?
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>>718919216
>americans

california is not america
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>>718919216
I think americants are retarded. Literally every standard in the planet, everything tired and true, americants have to be the opposite. We use miles instead of kilometers, we drive on the other side of the road, americants dont even metric etc etc. So much flip flopped about.

Because autism. BTW im muricant.
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>>718919216
can't troll with bad bait
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>>718919669
Actually, many countries drive on the right. But I agree about the metric system. It's so much easier.
Still, I'd rather be a retarded americunt than a faggy eurocuck any day
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>>718919669
kill yourself, we're isolated enough and large enough that it doesn't fucking matter. Texas is about as big as France.
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>>718919669
my truck gets 40 rods to the hog's head on a thimble full of petroleum distillates...and that's the way i likes it dagnabbit
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>>718919216
Shit bait but ah well

Black balls have the advantage of:
> not letting through any light, so algal blooms can't develop as they cannot conduct photosynthesis.
> absorbing most infra red energy, meaning that heat is only transferred to the top of the water instead of penetrating further down like white plastic would allow
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>>718919814
The metric system is only easier in a world with ubiquitous calculators. The imperial system uses units that are easy to use in ratios, so (if you're not too retarded to memorize the conversions) you can do more calculations in your head.
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Solar freakin Roadways
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>>718919669
It kinda comes with being king of the hill, faggot
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>>718919216
Make fun of the country that makes your country's economy look like a joke... yup sounds about right.

stay jealous youropoors
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>>718919417
Scientists hate him
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>>718920053
Also if niggers are castrated like that then the population goes down and America becomes great again.
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>>718920178
>implying America was once great
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>>718919216
holy shit!!! that's a shit ton of nigger eggs!!!
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>>718920178
Look. I know you need to take every possible opportunity to use nigger so maybe someone will think you're cool but even you know what you said is fuckin retarded.
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I fucking hate black people, and im not ashamed
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>>718919216
>The europeans will take their rightful place at the heaven's gates, as the peak of all human civilizations.
Meanwhile you're being overrun by muzzies. Good luck with that......
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>>718919435
Kek
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>>718919814
metric is easier because they are all 3rd world do nothing *oh my society is suffering* fucking loosers..................

Fuck all you lowlife fucking 2nd and 3rd rate countries, you are sssssssssssoooooooooooooooo fucking jealous it is not funny.....

kys

all of you .
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>>718919864
That's a fucking dumb argument.

5/7 of Australia's states/territories are larger than Texa.

Shit, Western Australia is four times larger than Texas.
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>>718919669
using the metric system or have a flag on the moon pick one
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shit country
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>>718920361
Was misspelling niggers intentional?
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>>718919216
Implying Europeans won't all be killed by muslims.
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shit countries
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>>718920422
Yeah, and a tiny fraction of the people live in Australia compared to the US
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EXTREEEEEMLY SHIT COUNTRY
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>>718920152
mate your economy isn't THAT good, i mean whats the exchange rate of the US dollar to the euro? also why do so many jobs in america rely on tipping?
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even America is suffering with sooooo many retarded fucks moving in........ goddammit.....
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>>718919669
You literally repeated the same fucking point. Congratulations, you listed two things, one of them being not being nearly as uncommon as you think. In fact, MOST countries drive on the right side of the road, moron.

So congratulations, your autism makes you rage at your entire country because of the perceived lack of use of metric.

(Pro tip: any engineer or scientist or doctor educated or working in the US uses metric, so even that is not as valid as you'd like to think.)
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>>718920422
11 people live in Australia, and they are all cunts.
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**removing threat**
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>>718920234
it still better than your shit tier eu bureaucrat dick suck cuck land Europe is in my pop the most beautiful continent but the the wealthy people there are super stuck up and ten buck says the thread was created by a self hating american
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>>718920422
If western australia were a country it would be in the top 10 by size.

You jelly amerifats?
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cannot forget the whiney ass natives here.... you fucks would be in same position as africa if you had your way, Fuck you tards too.... AND I am Part American Indian.... -No Loyalty- sorry guys, you are wrong.....
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>>718920875
...and Australia was founded by the UK as place to send all their criminals
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>>718920525
Im gonna go metric system and a functional mars orbiter.

The flags have all faded to white by now.
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>>718919216
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gonna shamelessly same-fag the fukk out your thred niggggeeerrrrssss
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>>718921008
no we are not we have more liberty than any other first world country and Australia is full of animal that would not hesitate to kill you and half of it is an uninhabitable desert so suck a fat one you sheep shaging faggot
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>>718921084
lol amerifats are mixed race ugly mulattos like you i.e. they are truly mongerl subhumans with a mixed genetic cesspool of european criminals, negroid slaves and redskinned savages
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Triton rebreather
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>>718921103
You realize all our science and technology is metric. We still use the imperial system mainly for construction industry because the cost convert to metric is astronomical in an economy as large as ours.
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>>718921103
shit i guess france can claim it now
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>>718920079
How many inches are there in a mile? How many centimeters are there in a kilometer? Are you seriously going to suggest the first problem is easier to do in your head than the second?
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>>718921318
that is fake shitwit
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>>718920234
>implying anywhere without niggers wouldn't be great
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>>718921249
But we are tougher than you. I could kill you one handed with a rubber thong because you are just a fat cunt ronald mcdonald worshipping homo.

So you eat a dick burger. With extra cheese.

Again.
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>>718920101
they even got government money for this shitt
... but so did ken hamburgers "ark"
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>>718920152
>10.000jews playing in a big casino
>no production
>superior economy
Sure mate.
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>>718919216

These black balls are used in oil clean up training.. Besides, what resources did you use to come up with such a claim?
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1 inch = 2.54cm
1 foot = 30.48cm
1 yard = 91.44cm
1 mile = 160934.4cm
>meanwhile in europe
1 centimeter = 1cm
1 meter = 100cm
1 kilometer = 1000cm

Why the fuck do you use retarded numbers and not nice round ones?

How does your brain not melt with this clusterfuck of a system?
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>>718920152
Except the only exportable product from the US is Apple which is shit tier, and made in China.

>so jealous.
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>>718921308
Racist cracker. Those aren't even the same nations, besides the white man won't let black people build themselves up.

The black people build the pirimids, the white house and most of the nations best monuments, because the white people knew how great and powerful black people are.

Even today the evil albanoid keeps black people out of good jobs because they don't want to see how great black people are.
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>>718922088

The same way people learn what 1+1 is, if you're taught it, you know it. Did you guys forget how to learn things in life?
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>>718922221
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>>718921326
My man knows what's up
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>>718919216
You're retarded.

They did that to keep it from freezing over.
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>>718919417
Do eurotards really spend all day thinking about us?

That's cute :)
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>>718922088
This. Never understood this.

When I was in US I literally always had to do math in my head.
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>>718922088
You are converting one measurement system to the other for the argument against the English system. If you going to argue, at least use the proper point of changing miles to feet and not to centimeters you fucking retard.
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>>718922439
Because you have trouble using basic math, we have to adopt your simplistic methods?

Lrn2math faggot
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>>718922088
I am European. And you are retarded.

Kilo = 1000
Kilometer = 1000 Meter
1 km = 1000 m = 100.000 cm
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>>718922619
>simplistic
>literally every science and engineering firm in us uses metric

More like not retarded

The sadder part is that you guys can't do 'simplistic' math nor drive manual.
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>>718922448
Ok. Pop quiz ameritards. No google

1. How many yards in a mile?
2. How many feet in a mile?
3. Why do you even have yards when feet seem to cover that distance fairly neatly?
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>>718922718
If you are European, then why the fuck do you use a dot to distinguish the thousands?
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>>718922718
Yeah I realized I mistyped the km and forgot the dm as soon as I hit post.

>only a eurofag noticed.
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>>718922755
1760
5280
They don't cover it neatly?

Signed someone who only knows this because I took second in State Math.
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>>718922755
Eurofag
1. 1600 ish
2. 4100 ish
3. Because a yard is 3 feet duh
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>>718922803
For the looks, of course.

We don't use a comma for full numbers.

I am German. I know my fucking numbers.
Except when it comes to diesel engine exhaust gases by VW.
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>>718922088
how much inches foot has? retard. now how much centimeters meter has?
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>>718922408
>Do eurotards really spend all day thinking about us?
>That's cute :)

Isn't it though?

Oh, and this is b8 ... it's been posted here before. A lot.
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>>718919216
it's so water doesn't evaporate as fast.

buttfag.
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>>718923004
>We don't use a comma for full numbers.

Yes you do you fucking cretin.

Jesus.

"I know my fucking numbers" yeah nice one mate, you fucking stupid cunt.
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>>718922894
>>718922972

And here we see the inherent problem.

But at least you are free
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>>718919651
Yes, people from California are French.
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>>718919216
>not understanding thermodynamics and radiative vs convection heat transfer
GTFO yuropoor, if you spent as much time in school as you did sucking the dicks of muslims, you'd know a thing or two.
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>>718919651
Typical American idiot.
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Btw amerilards, if your industry and sciencey folks use metric... why the fuck didnt they tell general motors?

Its a total pain for us to have to buy an extra socket and spanner set just to dismantle your crap.
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>>718923124
You probably refer to the English numbers.

GERMANY 100.000,00
English 100,000.00

Mainland Europe does the dots. Excel told us.
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>>718923253
go fuck nigger cock.
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>>718920597
>>718920875
Fucken tough titties, dude was referring to landmass size and not population. Not my fault he's a dumb cunt.
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>>718923330
IDIOTIC
inches to 1 foot = 12
3 feet = 1 yard
1760 yard = 1 mile

METRIC
10 mm = 1 cm
100 cm =1 meter
1000 meter = 1 Kilometer

end of discussion which is better.
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>>718919864
Texas is also a vast wasteland full of useless sociopathic cucks. France has thousands of years of culture.
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>>718920537
fuck you, nigger.
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>>718919216

So what everyone in this thread is saying is that they're right, you're wrong, lalala. I'm disappointed that it's come down to the mentality of children. This place really is a cesspool now isn't?
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america has only invented bad things like SJW's and LGBT's
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>>718923732
A culture based on retreat and defeat. GG.
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>>718919864
>Texas
pfft boi Texas is full of some retarded inbred rednecks. Are you proud of that?
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>>718922227
>The black people build the pirimids
more like shitskins
also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ungXT10i8nw
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>>718919669
They also destroy their country near as fast as china with their ultra-capitalism and corpocracy
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>>718923839
Learn real history, not the garbage regurgitated by GOP / neocon revisionists.
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>>718919216
>rich history
yeah maybe a whole lot of plagues and killing for god makes rich history where you come from, buddy.
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>>718920079
The Span between ur thumb and Index Finger is 15-20cm. An normal footstep is around 50cm. And big footstep around 1m. If you now know next City is 3km away you know its around 6000 footsteps. If you need to measure an object you combine ur finger Span. If you measured your Span before you pretty exactly know how big the object is. Imperial system is for retarded. Its like with Fahrenheit and celsius. Celsius you know when water Freezes and when it boils. Fahrenheit you know nothing. Metric System ist scientific. Imperial system is like some cavemen try to explain measurements
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>>718920152
Kek you know your country has trillion debts and relies on the weapon industry 10 year without war and your countries sinks from 2nd to 3rd world. Also your middle class is getting much smaller. The only thing murricans doing is making few people richer. And you realized European countries have 2 months Holiday in year while US 2 weeks? And our economy is good too and WE dont have poverty or homeless Problems en mass
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>>718919216
Don't blame "muricans", blame the climate chicken littles. They failed science in high school, but boy oh boy are they experts in climatology.
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>>718923124
Im German too and we write it
100 000,00
Or 100.000,00
And not 100,000.00

So stfu
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>>718925295
Its because dot is multiply. You could write 100x1000 too. But its 100 . 000, because easier to write. Also its easier to write ,78 if you mean 0,78.
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>>718919669
1) Most countries drive on the right. If you think about it logically, it's pretty retarded to drive on the left. If you have a manual transmission vehicle (which was all that existed when roads were made) you would obviously want to shift with your right hand and push the primary pedals with your right foot. 9/10 people are right handed. In order to do that, you have to put the drivers seat on the left side of the car. If you don't want to fucking wreck your car every time you drive it with the seat on the left, you drive on the right. That's how it works. So, countries that drive on the left are 9/10 left handed? No. They're illogical and stupid.

2) We use a mixture of the imperial system (UK) and the metric system (for science where it matters). The imperial system is, while admittedly retarded, used because we are just from the fucking british empire. People don't like change. Especially numerical change. In reality, everyone should be doing their math in hex and not base 10 because it's much more efficient but we don't have 16 fingers so the Babylonians died.

3) Stop comparing the US to things. California is 100% different than Texas than Alaska than Florida and each of them have a bigger economy than pretty much any European country. The US is a Union of countries like the EU. We just have a central government that keeps our roads connected and sends mail and built the fucking internet and world police. It has nothing to do with the retardation of a particular state.
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>>718919428
Kind of think he's jealous of the lake. He certainly isn't getting that many black balls on him.
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>>718921399
The thing with inches/feet/yards/miles...is that you can do this shit with your hands. You don't need calculators or anything to do weird paced out distances. It's closer to base 60. It's better for trade.

12 inches in a foot, 3 feet in a yard, 60 yards is a standard. 60 is evenly divisible by 1,2,3,4,6,8,10,12. It's good for trade. It's like the Babylonians used. As an example.

We generally don't do that kind of thing anymore because we have calculators. But base 10 is stupid. 10 is divisible by 1,2,5. That's stupid.
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>>718921326
Plus construction doesn't (generally) have to be accurate to .001" and you can do wood framing and shit with completely fabricated measuring systems like cubits as long as both people have the same size shoe.
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>>718926399
You are awesome!
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>This is why I'm liberal and believe in substantial amounts of our tax dollars going into schools to prevent idiots like OP
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>>718920160
>>/lebbit/
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i know this is bait but

http://articles.latimes.com/2007/dec/15/local/me-water15
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>>718919531
it's always summer someplace
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>>718919417
you missed a few
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>>718926399
> World police
Kek, you are implying you are not terrorizing the whole world for ressourcens and power. Please stop "world policing".
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Amerifats tricked by Russia again
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>>718919417
is this some sort of new astroturfing thing like the interracial threads?
or just run of the mill copypasta?
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>>718926884
If you are not stupid its no problem to use the base 10. Everyone with an IQ over 90 and elementare school education can compute in brain until 100.000.
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>>718928799
The problem is, what's a third of a meter? 3.33... centimeters. What's a third of a foot? 4 inches. Now, what's one-sixth of a meter? 1.166... centimeters. What's one-sixth of a foot? 2 inches. Most people don't know off-hand that 1/6 = 1.166... If you have to ask "why would I want to take a third of a foot?" then you have absolutely no idea what the discussion is about.
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>>718919216
Balls are touching; thousands of balls are touching.
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>>718923796
*niggar
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>>718929253
Actually, I accidentally proved my own point. 1/6 of a meter is 16.66... centimeters, and 1/3 of a meter is 33.33... centimeters. On the other hand, I also proved my original point by using a calculator to check those numbers.
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>>718919216
Really? 2 hours of comments and nobody recognised this pasta. You are all a bunch of newfags and should be ashamed. Hang your heads.
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why are the balls black?, because let me guess blacks aren't as important right? let them drown yes?

That's racism in action guys
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>>718922227
Black people built the buildings that white people told them to build.
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enough said
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>>718919216
This was posted last month. Really OP is your news source that far behind?
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>>718919216
The lack of your knowledge of how things actually work is obvious.

Also, enough with this stupid shit thread, okay?
You see it five times a day, every day. It's tired, it's false, and you should feel bad.
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>>718919864
isolated to the point where anybody with a cocked-up idea can actually talk the gov into believing it's worth pursuing in the name of profit.

science had little or nothing to do with the ball idea. but i bet it made some struggling industrialist rich, and that the gov paid for it.
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