Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Who even are you, blankposter?
Things have been getting better lately..
I mean, I assumed so, I just don't know who you usually post as which is why I asked!
Huh? I'm new here I don't know anyone, that's why I'm asking.
Good guess. I love watermelon, I don't often eat it though.
You both are talking with incomplete sentences and I am confused...
You make sense, thank you.
Almost done with the sad manga.
cat fight :o
have you cried yet?
I might get on twitch to watch my bf play pokemon for the first time, if he gets on i guess
I'm calling the cops
Why so, it seems nice.
That's what you get for waking up at 10 pm
I haven't! I've come damn close quite a few times though.
Glad I could help.
I've been binging. On the last volume now, though!
i think you just live in a shitty timezone
you missed me by like 1 minute last night fgt
Sorry, I was just making dinner.
A picnic? That sounds like a lovely time.
Do you want me to wear a sundress?
ok no more replies I'm just gonna ignore after this
would you recommend it? :o
that sounds heavenly
you'd be so beautiful <3
leave rei alone -_-
So I saw. Reee.
lowkey I said, lowkey!
It's supersalt even!
I was about to watch gate, but I was told that it's a huge pile of garbage.
maybe if that weird engine of yours didn't need so much oil
You know what else is a pile of garbage?
I dunno. Depends on the person!
I don't know how good I'd look in a sundress. I know I look fine in a skirt though.
Yes, yes, you were wonderful, now stfu.
I would love to disagree, but honestly I can't q_q.
Jibril pls. You know its pretty much true. All those mudslimes.
you could wear a skirt in the bedroom
do you have the physcal books or are you doing online?
I might read them since you seem to be loving it :o
did rei show you what I said to him???
Or are you Jibril?
Now watch GATE. Its not that bad.
I have no way of contacting her, so no...
The fuck did you say?
How many episodes is it even?
I'd buy the physical books, but there's no english print, so..
2 seasons, 24 total.
Then who the fuck are you?
I know that feel.
Right now I'm using kissmanga, but this is the first manga I have read online in six years.
i'm too embarrassed to do it in front of others though.
And it's all about a weeb who happens to have military training mowing down defenseless goblins with an AK?
I'll kill you so bad you'll be reincarnated as a miscarriage -_-
Don't trust the konata.
He is a liar and a fraud.
Most people move on from that after a year~
Well, to be fair, only the first wave were goblins. And its not an AK, its a Type 64. And then there is the fight with the dragons.
Well, I'm really weeby, but I'm pretty small.
Oh, with or without pantsu?
I got my bag of salt just in case.
What's that got to do with anything?!
Flights are expensive af, let's meet up in the middle.
Do the goblins hide among the humans to rape and murder them?
Do the dragons also get mowed down, but just with bigger artillery?
Can't you see!? All the shitposting, the saltiness, the hate.
He IS the salt!
Feeling totally frumpy at 6 AM in my PJs with the lights off
well, if you didn't have to add oil so often you wouldn't have been here too late, and i would've been able to bulli you more
Ehhhhhh, maybe it was a good thing I was late...
Nah the humans are isis who kill everyone who doesn't agree with their policy of a 'peaceful' unity. Then there's the cunts under the kings who mean nothing and die anyway. Then the government who doesn't give two shits about their people dying in masses.
A dragon gets eaten by a bigger dragon that then shrugs off Panzerfaust shots. But there is a case if over killing dragons later. AA missiles, gunship strafe, artillery FFE. And episode 6 is the best scene in anime 2015.
Like striped ones?
It's kinda cozy!
joke's on you, i bully you weather you're here or not
It's not, I just posted that for effect.
Yup! that's me~
just ask your dom, i bulli you through proxy
Well, thank you.
You don't even have me on skype -___-
And you are the personification of distrust and shitpost.
Fuck, humans suck.
Don't you know that Prison School also happened in 2015?
I'm totally awake. Wasn't sleeping at all.
How is everyone?
You occasionally try to be nice about things too.
who told you about that? lies! lies and slander!
I'll hold you, but what's wrong with a small moth.
I mean, you did try to recommend things to me once, and I believe you said I could ask you if I needed to know things...
N-Not my dom!
Impossible to gas an Aussie.
Im sorry. But a reenactment of Apocalypse Now using gunships against medieval soldiers trumps it.
nope! She's gonna split it with someone special.
Good morning, sleepy head~
Not your dom?
How's it going?
shh shh shh, i'm never nice
i think he says otherwise
Even Fate/kaleid liner PrismaIllya 2wei Herz!?
You're totally a nice person really
Alice best waifu
Just finished a very sad manga!
It had a happy end, though.
it's 8 above, toughen up
everyone is he until proven otherwise
you should really listen to your dom more
I can take care of that bug for you. And i can adequately hold you.
Y-You need me?
Just woke up from a nap! Feeling super refreshed now, so that's good.
What would I be, then?
It's fine, I'm sure it won't hurt your image too much.
Fine, fine. As long as it wasn't some kind of dig I'll take it.
that's King Fag to the likes of you
but now everyone will know my secret
i have too many transexual friends so they're all he because i don't have time to keep that straight
Even Justice - The Anime.
Then just what would you try to do to an Aussie that our wildlife cant do?
That is good!
We'll sit and talk and eat it for hours~
But for now!
Uhhhhhh.... Nee-chan, obviously~
I'd be remiss if I do.
Do you like the cuddles?
I'm still trying to decide if it was being nice or just trying to turn me into one of you, in fairness.
I just assume literally everyone is a he to you.
It's not bad, at the very least. What manga did you read?
Is that all? I wouldn't want people to think you've forgotten your place again, after all.
you really don't like hearing the truth, huh?
it was being nice
they are on the internet
Oh, right. You weren't just trying to convert me?
Fair one. I'd say Mako could probably solve the "until proven otherwise" part because of how happy she seems to be to share pictures of me, but that seems like effort.
So what exactly is your place?
I-I love it too.
You're mine and I'm yours.
you seem bad at this whole sub thing
only a little
and i don't do effort
I'm planning to take your recommendation, at least.
Me neither, it's too tiring.
By your side, holding your hand~
I never said I was good at it!
Mm, I don't think that's quite right, is it? What do you think you are to me?