Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
I have good timing, what can I say?
Don't worry, I only screencapped it.
I will always be here, watching over you.
Oh, right, I was going to say, stealing someone who hasn't been taken is a fallacy. People will chose who they wanna choose, and that's just how things are. It's why it's important to fight for who you love, because otherwise they might go for someone that fights harder.
You do tend to have.
Oh, that's pretty cool about the cousin. Shame about the tablet though. well, try to get a copy one way or another, if you want
Maybe a little, though i'm sure your tongue is quite capable of handling that. And what about you? I bet you're a little pent up as well, Is there anything you would like me to do?
I do remember hearing the bosses were pretty ridiculous.
it's okay I have a picture of you in your room on the thread I took after I took that selfie
Why not claim a waifu/avatar, anon? It'd make it easier to recognize you.
>Being invited into Mako's room
All this jealousy...
yeah i will. besides if its bad i can just complain at you
good I want to make you happy. well not at first but im sure after a bit I may ask for something specific
I'm bitching a lot, but I'm sure I'm gonna go back and play it some day...
Well, he wanted to grab some things before he went out and checked everything.
Also he took his belt off at some point and I'm not quite sure why~
>I KNEW I SHOULD'VE GONE FULL IKA AND GOTTEN A PIC OF YOU
It's fine, I'm totally okay with this...
Also, I wonder what he was saying you need to admit.
It's directed by Satoshi Kon. As for what it is about, I have little knowledge of that.
From what I know it's about people who have been cornered and how a kid on roller-blades wielding a crooked baseball bat whacks them on the head.
I'm obviously not doing it justice, but it's supposed to be really good.
God was always genderless to me, though I'm not a Christian.
Oh, and what might that be?
Maybe it won't be as bad as you remember it.
Try it next time, bitch~
I always wear something I think I look good in.
You can't claim Louise, I already did!
Are you? That's good! It shows you have a solid relationship~
Here's hoping! Gonna try a DEX build instead, too.
Where have I heard that name before?
Yeah that sounds like an odd summary of what it is at best. Let me know how it is.
Oh it's fine, if I'm going to get cucked it's not going to be with someone who neglects their car like that.
its a bit embarrassing i dont know if i should say
As opposed to what?
Aww c'mon, you can tell me.
No, not really.
How about yourself.
Satoshi Kon? Well he was the director of Tokyo Godfathers, Perfect Blue, Paprika. I really like all his other work, but I just never got around to Paranoia Agent.
Oh, right, that's where I'd know it from! I watched Paprika a while back, it was pretty good.
Maybe I will!
No clue? Surely you must have a little bit of an idea!
Fucking this, these waifu threads are easily the most cringe inducing, pathetic, and fucking retarded thing on here. Nothing but a constant circlejerk where the faggots here ask the same fucking questions daily. Of course, only a degenerate pussy would post a picture like that and not jump.
Ahh, why you gotta go after my car..
She's fine, she's just a little old!
STR-heavy. I beat DS1 STR build, full havel's, and that's how I intended to play through 2. Then I got to three and realized no clothes grass-crest on back and a heavy weapon is the way to go.
Good thing Saturday is my personal care day~
Gonna have nice skiiin, nice hair..Gonna be feelin' good on Sunday
>Fucking this, these waifu threads are easily the most cringe inducing, pathetic, and fucking retarded thing on here.
I know right. There is only Rei. All other Waifu are false.
can you be a bit rough and teasing?
but I'll be in the passenger seat :o
She's neglected to fuck!
And then basically did nothing else worthwhile.
Mmmmm nuh uh.
I'll make you help me a bit before hand.
It's a great film, I would say a pretty good example that the medium of animation can be used to great effect. Anything really, that the creator can think or imagine can be translated to the screen. It gives so much creative control.
So you didn't enjoy your time there? I never did care much for religion and neither did my parents.
I have you on Dischord!
Shh, she's just a little worn down.And she's better now! She'll be even better soon!
Beauty never tarnishes~
None at all? Because I could think of some things I'd like you to admit.
Honestly it's one of my favourite anime movies ever. Everything it does just works so well.
Hmm i'll keep that in mind when i start 2.
See that wasn't so hard. Of course i can.
I didn't enjoy my time, because I didn't understand anything there
I don't speak spanish so going to church every Sunday was extremely boring to me as a kid
yeah ya dingus
Still doesn't change the neglect.
That's what I thought.
We shall see.
Kinda like crazy
I think you know, don't you? I mean, you seemed so happy to admit those things in front of my friend.
So nothing worthwhile then, got it.
What's your usual build?
It's hard when you don't avatar!
But if my car is neglected, that's only because I save my care for my people, right?
Nah, that's actually a good idea! Let's take a selfie together.
I'm not sure that's how it works. But I'll say fair enough if you admit most of your care is saved for Chara.
nhaaa~ who is this qt, i can't stop fapping!
I guess I'll keep an eye out for it!
Well, why would I say something like that when they're not even here?
But i still got you to say it, so i'm making progress.
Not sure, i don't play many games like that. Though from what i can remember i usually go STR.
Are you trying to make the biting in the ass come around to bite me in the ass?
I am so bad with those things, they look awkward whenever someone makes me take one with them.
well yeah because im not falling asleep on you
Because it's the truth!
Well you're obviously not that embarrassed by it any more!
STR is easy modo
DEX is med modo
Nekkid with Crest and wep is PVP modo
Well now I'm tempted to bring my polaroid camera and go full hipster selfie.
You won't find any~
Oh god why?!
I wouldn't mind you falling asleep on me, as long as it's literally on me~.
What does DEX build really do in DS?
So it's fun to watch you say it.
Oh? So you were embarrassed then too? Well you must have been desperate to embarrass your Nee-chan then
cute and you dont mean like on you on you? because if it was that i dont think i could
Samesies! And yeah, she is~
The best selfies are polaroid selfies!
in DS1? Backflipping ninja. In every other DS? Katanas.
Also I did a Caestus-playthrough of DS3 that was pretty great.
Well you should tell me what else Chara said if it is!
Well that would be telling, wouldn't it?
I wouldn't say desperate...
Yes, telling me would be telling.
So tell me!
Because it's a waste of film to not display em, so even if you look bad, you keep em! And put em on your mirror corkboard and seem em and they remind you of the nice day you had!
Well maybe not like completely on me, more like snuggled together, with your head nestled on my chest, and you can fall asleep to the sound of my heartbeat.
Sounds pretty badass. Maybe i should start with DS1 then.
I feel like it would be kind of fast if i was that close to you. also yes Dark souls 1 was the best
I mean, I suppose so. I always did kinda like Polaroids, but meh, I'm a shit photographer.
But yet you won't let me have my fun. And we were so close earlier as well, before you got distracted.
Yee. 1 then 3.
Then if you want go back to 2.
I've only beat DS1 once, and that was STR.
That's mean! I didn't feel like saying what you made me say!
Polaroids are great! If you ever get to my room you can see my pictures I took.
Oh? You really thought you were close?
>Get to your room
It sounded like I was. I mean, You were saying such nice things.
I want to see Mako cosplay so many things.
I mean, if for whatever reason my house seems like a good place after we do whatever! Like maybe you wanna get your ass beat at Smash or whatever!
I had one I was training named Kyousuke!
A little, but i would do my best to keep it steady for you. it would also depend on how much activity we had beforehand, as i'm sure we would both be tired enough to not care.
The Dark Magician.
Well i don't have a ps4/xbone so 1 and 2 will have to do for the time being.
Wish granted, as close as you're getting.
Ohhhh was I~?
You are making this too easy m8.
You just said what you wanted to, I simply nudged you in a direction.
I prefer dark magician girl
did you finish sun and moon?
play it then ya ding
I found a pic :o
yeah he's pretty fun with life orb
me too :(
Nor do I!
PC 4 lyfe
Also, you're joking, but I fucking love Yu Gi Oh.
Got invited to judge the Regional Championships around my town but I can't because i'd need to get up at 4 AM after working til 4 AM.
It's not my fault I get flustered easily..
I'm still playing through Omega Ruby, to be honest.
Yep! Something about how I'm the best Nee-chan ever? And then you were acting like you wanted to say even more than that.
well i do always need some noise to sleep. and it would be warm being so close to you. it sounds like the best place to sleep
>Proceeded to whiff posting the picture
Oh did I now? What else could I have wanted to say~?
You can't blame me for causing you to admit something.
I don't know, maybe something like you said a few days ago?
Yeah, I got it late. I beat Y about two weeks ago.
Working my way through everything.
Sure don't! I did a little when I was younger, but not anymore.
Besides, I could see that happening if you told me you'd never played Super Metroid, or something.
You'd need to play that immediately.
But I can and am!
Haha i am but a simple console peasant. I was never super into it but i loved it too. Still have a bunch of cards from back then. I am pretty hyped about the new movie coming out. Ah that sucks.
i would be sure to keep you warm throughout the night. How about i gently stroke your head as you're laying there as well?
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I played gold
But it's no problem~
Also you didn't even tell me
I see! What's the team you'd have if you were a trainer IRL?
Aww..Well, okay then. Start with DS1.
The new movie looks super good! I actually play..well, at this point it's been a few months, so played. I played in tournaments pretty often, I actually won one at last year's comicon.
id have to fight to stay awake that sounds so comfy. id have to be doing something during that to stay awake
I could be that douche and say pc but other than that maybe the N64
and yours? :o
the first 2 pokemon gens are my least favorite, you're missing out
hmm well I'd definitely have a mawile and I was really fond of trick room teams competitively but casual I like cute pokemon so maybe some way to mix the 2
I stopped playing after gen 5. Every time I wanted to battle someone I had to follow Smogon's rules.
What you need to tell me!
Hmm..Mimikyu, Clawitzer, Excadrill, Magnezone, Sylveon, and Noivern, probably. I really like all of them!
I'm just glad they brought back Yugi. Things were never the same without him. It's good to hear that the game is still alive and well even after all these years.
You don't need to fight it, just let the calmness flow through your body as you blissfully drift to sleep~. Oh, and what could you be doing while so close to me?
maybe then mawile, aegislash, greninja, whimsicott, ferrothorn, cofagrigus
just some favorites of mine I guess
what a dingus -_-
but smogon rules are fun :o
that's the go to competitive rules
I didn't think I needed to tell you anything.
with you i think my hand would wander to some rather sensetive spots
I used to frequent Pokemon Online and play on Smogon's server back in 2011, it just got so predictable and boring. I should play gen 5, 6 and 7 someday.
You say that, but the newest show, Arc-V was actually REALLY good.
Yep! Last season's World Championships were Dark Magicians vs Blue-Eyes, actually. They got Yugi and Kaiba to commentate.
I like those! Nobody to fly you around, though?
You have Greninja for surf, but..
You do! And you know exactly what it is!
I liked it for the sleep clause and tier list
but then they made mawile and greninja uber so I couldn't use my favorites
I'm scared of heights tho :o
I'd just snuggle them all day anyways
idk I just like to bully you -_-
Oh my, where would these sensitive spots be located?
Damn that sounds pretty amazing.
Sure, but wouldn't you want to travel? See the world?
It really was, I wish I coulda gone.
I-I'm gonna get off the thread now, though.
If you have my dischord feel free to keep talking to me though
well id want you to suck on my fingers as i reached towards your crotch. that was a bit hard to type
You almost make me want to go back, almost.
Stay away from Chara~
I prolly might not go back into competitive battling. anyway goodnight.
I will win.
Alright, see ya.
So naughty~. What would your hand do once it got there?
How's everyone doing tonight? I just got back from a sushi-go-round and motorcycle store.
id pull it back up and try to sleep
It's 9:30 pm here. It's a japanese style restaurant with a giant conveyor belt that sushi and other delicious foods rotate around on. You grab what you want (your table is right next to the belt) and pay based on the color of your plates at the end. It's great!
I passed out for like, 20 minutes, woke up, completely wired awake, inexplicably turned on for no reason, and Anya went to nap. How do you think?
>Get any neat gear?
You are such a tease. I couldn't help but chuckle .
Rip you and anya. I did actually! Got some warmer winter gloves, thermal underwear, chain lube/cleaner! Plan on doing a mountain ride tuesday, needed some warmer stuff!
No, you're just in the past!
Me and some coworkers went, took a car. It's way too cold to be riding right now, went to get warmer gear!
i cant help it. I would try my hardest to drive you a little crazy
Fucking hell the new abridged movie is funny
I DEFY YOUR BELIEF THAT YOU WOULD WIN!
Whatever, I'll just get to her when she wakes.
Nice, winter gear is hella warm if you do it right. Rory can give you better tips of cold riding though, since i live in eternal summer.
That would definitely do the trick. But it's alright, i would get you back somehow~.
Nah, cello and piano.
well do you need sleep?
oh? I think id like that
I guess they're gone..But I guess I'm back now.
You should get back into yu gi oh! I'd love to have someone to duel.
I'll figure it out, or I'll freeze to death on the mountain and no one will find my body.
I wouldn't mind freezing to death.
Always a good laugh, I binge watched them all then stopped a while ago.
Used to. I don't own a cello though, the school I went to did, but it's on the savings list.
I had a feeling you would. Alright i gotta get some sleep now. I'll save your "punishment" for another time.
That would be pretty fun.
Ah, I'm bad at confrontation though..
Goodnight my love.
>Pls no freeze
Gunna become one of them? :^)
Do you have, like, a Dischord?
Life is hard