Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>718887464
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>718896538
Oh? What's it about?
Claim
>>718896072
Shush.
>>718896120
I have good timing, what can I say?
>>718896314
Don't worry, I only screencapped it.
>>718896549
I will always be here, watching over you.
>>718896656
certified cutie
>on my phone
still here
>>718895809
Oh, right, I was going to say, stealing someone who hasn't been taken is a fallacy. People will chose who they wanna choose, and that's just how things are. It's why it's important to fight for who you love, because otherwise they might go for someone that fights harder.
>>718896685
You do tend to have.
>>718896271
Oh, that's pretty cool about the cousin. Shame about the tablet though. well, try to get a copy one way or another, if you want
goodnight/morning everyone
>>718896271
Maybe a little, though i'm sure your tongue is quite capable of handling that. And what about you? I bet you're a little pent up as well, Is there anything you would like me to do?
>>718896314
I do remember hearing the bosses were pretty ridiculous.
>>718896685
>Screencapped it
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
it's okay I have a picture of you in your room on the thread I took after I took that selfie
>>718896764
Why not claim a waifu/avatar, anon? It'd make it easier to recognize you.
MUGI BITCHES
*Drinks Lean*
*Loses 5b*
Claim
>>718896952
I do though :o
>>718896952
>Being invited into Mako's room
All this jealousy...
>>718896866
yeah i will. besides if its bad i can just complain at you
>>718896930
good I want to make you happy. well not at first but im sure after a bit I may ask for something specific
>>718896994
You do claim an avatar
>>718896930
I'm bitching a lot, but I'm sure I'm gonna go back and play it some day...
>>718896994
How so?
>>718897024
Well, he wanted to grab some things before he went out and checked everything.
Also he took his belt off at some point and I'm not quite sure why~
>>718896820
Do I?
>>718896952
WHY?!
>I KNEW I SHOULD'VE GONE FULL IKA AND GOTTEN A PIC OF YOU
what if God was a girl?
>>718897148
I'm not an avatarfag
>>718897149
I claim her this thread :o
>>718897170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiVIFMbwxOc&ab
>>718897230
Yes you are
>>718897149
It's fine, I'm totally okay with this...
>>718897160
You do!
Also, I wonder what he was saying you need to admit.
>>718897281
weebcore -_-
>>718896627
It's directed by Satoshi Kon. As for what it is about, I have little knowledge of that.
From what I know it's about people who have been cornered and how a kid on roller-blades wielding a crooked baseball bat whacks them on the head.
I'm obviously not doing it justice, but it's supposed to be really good.
>>718897170
God was always genderless to me, though I'm not a Christian.
>>718897147
Oh, and what might that be?
>>718897149
Maybe it won't be as bad as you remember it.
>>718897405
You're a weeb so it's perfect for you
>>718897160
For funsies!
Try it next time, bitch~
I always wear something I think I look good in.
>>718897230
You can't claim Louise, I already did!
>>718897350
Are you? That's good! It shows you have a solid relationship~
>>718897458
Here's hoping! Gonna try a DEX build instead, too.
>>718897516
no I mean I've already claimed :o
>>718897462
go crash your car -_-
>>718897408
Are you religious?
>>718897408
Where have I heard that name before?
Yeah that sounds like an odd summary of what it is at best. Let me know how it is.
>>718897516
Oh it's fine, if I'm going to get cucked it's not going to be with someone who neglects their car like that.
>>718897458
its a bit embarrassing i dont know if i should say
>>718897516
As opposed to what?
>>718897708
Aww c'mon, you can tell me.
>>718897624
No, not really.
How about yourself.
>>718897627
Satoshi Kon? Well he was the director of Tokyo Godfathers, Perfect Blue, Paprika. I really like all his other work, but I just never got around to Paranoia Agent.
Sure.
>>718897935
Oh, right, that's where I'd know it from! I watched Paprika a while back, it was pretty good.
>>718897935
same I did go to an all Spanish church as a kid tho
I think that made me hate it more :o
>>718897624
I would miss you too much -_-
>>718897350
Huh...
No clue.
>>718897516
Maybe I will!
I like how Israel thinks their technology is better than American and England's combined.
>>718898026
No clue? Surely you must have a little bit of an idea!
>>718898058
>England
>any tech
Fucking this, these waifu threads are easily the most cringe inducing, pathetic, and fucking retarded thing on here. Nothing but a constant circlejerk where the faggots here ask the same fucking questions daily. Of course, only a degenerate pussy would post a picture like that and not jump.
>>718897624
Who?
>>718897627
Ahh, why you gotta go after my car..
She's fine, she's just a little old!
>>718897912
STR-heavy. I beat DS1 STR build, full havel's, and that's how I intended to play through 2. Then I got to three and realized no clothes grass-crest on back and a heavy weapon is the way to go.
>>718898026
Good thing Saturday is my personal care day~
Gonna have nice skiiin, nice hair..Gonna be feelin' good on Sunday
>>718898125
>Fucking this, these waifu threads are easily the most cringe inducing, pathetic, and fucking retarded thing on here.
I know right. There is only Rei. All other Waifu are false.
>>718897912
can you be a bit rough and teasing?
>>718898105
They started the Industrial Revolution
>>718897994
but I'll be in the passenger seat :o
>>718898163
me
>>718898163
She's neglected to fuck!
>>718898230
And then basically did nothing else worthwhile.
>>718898187
/thread
>>718898080
Mmmmm nuh uh.
>>718898163
I'll make you help me a bit before hand.
>>718898276
Then they created you <3
>>718898125
Can i claim this guy?
>>718898274
That would be worse, i don't want you to die -_-
>>718898187
Cute.
>>718897982
It's a great film, I would say a pretty good example that the medium of animation can be used to great effect. Anything really, that the creator can think or imagine can be translated to the screen. It gives so much creative control.
>>718897987
So you didn't enjoy your time there? I never did care much for religion and neither did my parents.
>>718898385
let's just go to heaven together :o
is the driver seat in the right side of the car? since you drive on the wrong side of the road
>>718898274
Oooooooo
I have you on Dischord!
>>718898276
Shh, she's just a little worn down.And she's better now! She'll be even better soon!
>>718898340
Beauty never tarnishes~
>>718898340
None at all? Because I could think of some things I'd like you to admit.
>>718898345
What?
>>718898485
Honestly it's one of my favourite anime movies ever. Everything it does just works so well.
>>718898163
Hmm i'll keep that in mind when i start 2.
>>718898217
See that wasn't so hard. Of course i can.
>>718898485
I didn't enjoy my time, because I didn't understand anything there
I don't speak spanish so going to church every Sunday was extremely boring to me as a kid
>>718898540
yeah ya dingus
splatoon
>>718898550
Nothing.
>>718898615
Why her?
>>718898540
Still doesn't change the neglect.
>>718898610
That's what I thought.
>>718898552
it was a bit hard
>>718898540
We shall see.
>>718898550
Liiiike?
>>718898661
Kinda like crazy
>>718898670
England didn't create anything worthwhile until they created you.
>>718898751
I think you know, don't you? I mean, you seemed so happy to admit those things in front of my friend.
>>718898775
So nothing worthwhile then, got it.
>>718898693
;^)
>>718898803
Baka.
>>718898552
What's your usual build?
>>718898585
It's hard when you don't avatar!
>>718898670
But if my car is neglected, that's only because I save my care for my people, right?
>>718898751
Nah, that's actually a good idea! Let's take a selfie together.
>>718898813
?
>>718898497
I would go to hell -_-
You drive on the wrong side -_-
And yes
>>718898959
I use :o tho
it helps people distinguish me
>>718898976
wait it really is on the right?
eww -_-
>>718898860
Why this?
>>718898959
I'm not sure that's how it works. But I'll say fair enough if you admit most of your care is saved for Chara.
>>718898966
hard
like a cock?
Mine
>>718896627
>>718896820
>>718897024
>>718897350
>>718897627
>>718897982
>>718898080
>>718898276
>>718898550
>>718898670
>>718898803
>>718899039
nhaaa~ who is this qt, i can't stop fapping!
>>718899050
sure
>>718899020
I guess I'll keep an eye out for it!
>>718899039
Well, why would I say something like that when they're not even here?
>>718898693
But i still got you to say it, so i'm making progress.
>>718898959
Not sure, i don't play many games like that. Though from what i can remember i usually go STR.
>>718898803
Are you trying to make the biting in the ass come around to bite me in the ass?
>>718898959
>Selfies
I am so bad with those things, they look awkward whenever someone makes me take one with them.
>>718899020
So do Japanese cars
>>718899158
well yeah because im not falling asleep on you
>>718899225
the japs are weird -_-
>>718899154
I'll keep an eye out for your cuteness :o
>>718899154
Because it's the truth!
>>718899169
Well you're obviously not that embarrassed by it any more!
>>718899158
STR is easy modo
DEX is med modo
Nekkid with Crest and wep is PVP modo
>>718899169
Well now I'm tempted to bring my polaroid camera and go full hipster selfie.
>>718899293
You won't find any~
>>718899332
So?
>>718899380
pink is my favorite color tho, so your waifu is A+ cute :o
>>718899332
>Implying Implications
>>718899380
Oh god why?!
>>718899239
I wouldn't mind you falling asleep on me, as long as it's literally on me~.
>>718899380
What does DEX build really do in DS?
>>718899380
So it's fun to watch you say it.
>>718899550
Oh? So you were embarrassed then too? Well you must have been desperate to embarrass your Nee-chan then
>>718899596
cute and you dont mean like on you on you? because if it was that i dont think i could
>>718899506
Samesies! And yeah, she is~
>>718899550
The best selfies are polaroid selfies!
>>718899596
in DS1? Backflipping ninja. In every other DS? Katanas.
Also I did a Caestus-playthrough of DS3 that was pretty great.
>>718899684
Well you should tell me what else Chara said if it is!
>>718899748
Well that would be telling, wouldn't it?
>>718899684
I wouldn't say desperate...
>>718899748
How? Why?!
>>718899994
What would you say then?
>>718899820
Yes, telling me would be telling.
So tell me!
>>718899994
Because it's a waste of film to not display em, so even if you look bad, you keep em! And put em on your mirror corkboard and seem em and they remind you of the nice day you had!
>>718899293
You're weird -_-
>>718899687
Well maybe not like completely on me, more like snuggled together, with your head nestled on my chest, and you can fall asleep to the sound of my heartbeat.
>>718899748
Sounds pretty badass. Maybe i should start with DS1 then.
>>718900093
I don't think I feel like it.
>>718900164
I feel like it would be kind of fast if i was that close to you. also yes Dark souls 1 was the best
>>718900043
Having fun~
>>718900093
I mean, I suppose so. I always did kinda like Polaroids, but meh, I'm a shit photographer.
>>718900313
But yet you won't let me have my fun. And we were so close earlier as well, before you got distracted.
QOTT: favorite pokemon?
>>718900164
Yee. 1 then 3.
Then if you want go back to 2.
I've only beat DS1 once, and that was STR.
>>718900194
That's mean! I didn't feel like saying what you made me say!
>>718900313
Polaroids are great! If you ever get to my room you can see my pictures I took.
>>718900430
Mimikyu.
>>718900453
I didn't make you say anything.
>>718900430
I don't play pokoman
>>718900430
Nidoran
>>718900429
Oh? You really thought you were close?
>>718900430
Sylveon.
>>718900453
>Get to your room
:^)
>>718900453
mine is mawile, I have a plushie ^-^
>>718900509
loser -_-
I'm gonna look for my plushie :o
>>718900547
the boy or girl?
>>718900581
I want to see you cosplay sylveon
>>718900581
It sounded like I was. I mean, You were saying such nice things.
>>718900619
I want to see Mako cosplay so many things.
>>718900619
boii
Nidoking is a monster.
>>718900619
You're a loser -_-
I have a gameboy so i could play it if i wanted to
>>718900484
Did too!
>>718900581
I mean, if for whatever reason my house seems like a good place after we do whatever! Like maybe you wanna get your ass beat at Smash or whatever!
>>718900619
I had one I was training named Kyousuke!
>>718900254
A little, but i would do my best to keep it steady for you. it would also depend on how much activity we had beforehand, as i'm sure we would both be tired enough to not care.
>>718900430
The Dark Magician.
>>718900453
Well i don't have a ps4/xbone so 1 and 2 will have to do for the time being.
>>718900619
Wish granted, as close as you're getting.
>>718900700
Ohhhh was I~?
>>718900780
You are making this too easy m8.
>>718900780
You just said what you wanted to, I simply nudged you in a direction.
>>718900798
I prefer dark magician girl
>>718900780
did you finish sun and moon?
>>718900710
play it then ya ding
I found a pic :o
>>718900706
yeah he's pretty fun with life orb
>>718900700
me too :(
>>718900841
<3
>>718900899
Oh no I was talking about Pkmn Ylw
>>718900798
Nor do I!
PC 4 lyfe
Also, you're joking, but I fucking love Yu Gi Oh.
Got invited to judge the Regional Championships around my town but I can't because i'd need to get up at 4 AM after working til 4 AM.
>>718900841
It's not my fault I get flustered easily..
>>718900859
Semantics!
>>718900899
I'm still playing through Omega Ruby, to be honest.
>>718900841
Yep! Something about how I'm the best Nee-chan ever? And then you were acting like you wanted to say even more than that.
>>718900798
well i do always need some noise to sleep. and it would be warm being so close to you. it sounds like the best place to sleep
>>718900899
It's £10 for the game though -_-
>>718900940
have you not played other games? :o
>>718900942
what the flip?
did you get it late or what?
do you play competitive?
>>718901010
just emulate it :o
>>718900899
>Proceeded to whiff posting the picture
Here
>>718900942
Ehehehe....
>>718900946
Oh did I now? What else could I have wanted to say~?
>>718900942
You can't blame me for causing you to admit something.
>>718901062
I don't know, maybe something like you said a few days ago?
>>718901051
My laptop probably wouldn't run it well
>>718901021
Yeah, I got it late. I beat Y about two weeks ago.
Working my way through everything.
Sure don't! I did a little when I was younger, but not anymore.
>>718901062
Besides, I could see that happening if you told me you'd never played Super Metroid, or something.
You'd need to play that immediately.
>>718901119
But I can and am!
>>718901199
Well that's your problem.
>>718901175
it's a game from 1996
>>718901062
why the helmet? :thinking:
>>718901199
I see, I gave up on competitive after x and y, I bought moon just to beat it casually then sold it :o
>>718901276
I can't be bothered to download anything
>>718901358
why are you so lazy? -_-
>>718900942
Haha i am but a simple console peasant. I was never super into it but i loved it too. Still have a bunch of cards from back then. I am pretty hyped about the new movie coming out. Ah that sucks.
>>718900986
i would be sure to keep you warm throughout the night. How about i gently stroke your head as you're laying there as well?
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>>718901383
why are you not lazy -_-
What's your favourite games console?
>>718901021
I played gold
>>718901269
But it's no problem~
Also you didn't even tell me
>>718901276
I see! What's the team you'd have if you were a trainer IRL?
>>718901460
Aww..Well, okay then. Start with DS1.
The new movie looks super good! I actually play..well, at this point it's been a few months, so played. I played in tournaments pretty often, I actually won one at last year's comicon.
>>718901590
Didn't tell you what?
>>718901460
id have to fight to stay awake that sounds so comfy. id have to be doing something during that to stay awake
>>718901492
I could be that douche and say pc but other than that maybe the N64
and yours? :o
>>718901579
the first 2 pokemon gens are my least favorite, you're missing out
>>718901590
hmm well I'd definitely have a mawile and I was really fond of trick room teams competitively but casual I like cute pokemon so maybe some way to mix the 2
u?
>>718901833
I don't know, probably ps1 or ps2
>>718901833
I stopped playing after gen 5. Every time I wanted to battle someone I had to follow Smogon's rules.
>>718901646
What you need to tell me!
>>718901833
Hmm..Mimikyu, Clawitzer, Excadrill, Magnezone, Sylveon, and Noivern, probably. I really like all of them!
>>718901590
I'm just glad they brought back Yugi. Things were never the same without him. It's good to hear that the game is still alive and well even after all these years.
>>718901689
You don't need to fight it, just let the calmness flow through your body as you blissfully drift to sleep~. Oh, and what could you be doing while so close to me?
>>718901990
hmm
maybe then mawile, aegislash, greninja, whimsicott, ferrothorn, cofagrigus
just some favorites of mine I guess
>>718901984
what a dingus -_-
>>718901988
but smogon rules are fun :o
that's the go to competitive rules
>>718901990
I didn't think I needed to tell you anything.
>>718902042
de arutu abu da deruu!
>>718902130
with you i think my hand would wander to some rather sensetive spots
>>718902228
I used to frequent Pokemon Online and play on Smogon's server back in 2011, it just got so predictable and boring. I should play gen 5, 6 and 7 someday.
>>718902130
You say that, but the newest show, Arc-V was actually REALLY good.
Yep! Last season's World Championships were Dark Magicians vs Blue-Eyes, actually. They got Yugi and Kaiba to commentate.
>>718902228
I like those! Nobody to fly you around, though?
You have Greninja for surf, but..
>>718902257
You do! And you know exactly what it is!
>>718902228
Why -_-
>>718902378
Hey you~ hands off Chara, mmk?
>>718902371
I liked it for the sleep clause and tier list
but then they made mawile and greninja uber so I couldn't use my favorites
>>718902378
I'm scared of heights tho :o
I'd just snuggle them all day anyways
>>718902568
idk I just like to bully you -_-
>>718902282
Oh my, where would these sensitive spots be located?
>>718902378
Damn that sounds pretty amazing.
>>718902615
Didn't they make Ditto Uber too? Faggots.
>>718902687
I stopped paying attention but ditto never seemed good, even with his hidden ability, but maybe people found an exploit idk
>>718902579
cat fight :o
>>718902615
Sure, but wouldn't you want to travel? See the world?
>>718902671
It really was, I wish I coulda gone.
I-I'm gonna get off the thread now, though.
If you have my dischord feel free to keep talking to me though
>>718902671
well id want you to suck on my fingers as i reached towards your crotch. that was a bit hard to type
>>718902615
You're mean -_-
>>718902772
take care cutie :o
I don't travel much but idk if pokemon were real I'm sure things would be a lot different to imagine
>>718902842
I am :)
>>718902760
You almost make me want to go back, almost.
>>718902772
Stay away from Chara~
>>718902913
You're just like Sachi -_-
>>718902948
I'd imagine it'd be really confusing but you should play gen 6 and 7 for fun anyways I think
cat fight :o
>>718903026
except that you're not dating sachi :o
>>718903031
I prolly might not go back into competitive battling. anyway goodnight.
>cat fight
I will win.
>>718903132
take care cutie
I still want to see the fight :o
>>718903093
I'm not dating you either -_-
Yet
>>718903285
you're pretty lewd with me for just being friends~
>>718902772
Alright, see ya.
>>718902836
So naughty~. What would your hand do once it got there?
How's everyone doing tonight? I just got back from a sushi-go-round and motorcycle store.
Hello.
>>718903457
it's 5am
what the flip is a sushi go round? :o
>>718903474
blow me :o
>>718903383
id pull it back up and try to sleep
>>718903520
It's 9:30 pm here. It's a japanese style restaurant with a giant conveyor belt that sushi and other delicious foods rotate around on. You grab what you want (your table is right next to the belt) and pay based on the color of your plates at the end. It's great!
>>718903457
I passed out for like, 20 minutes, woke up, completely wired awake, inexplicably turned on for no reason, and Anya went to nap. How do you think?
>Get any neat gear?
>>718903679
play me an Eb scale :o
>>718903658
you're from the future then
oh my how exciting we don't have those here then
did you take your own motorcycle?
>>718903564
You are such a tease. I couldn't help but chuckle .
>>718903693
Rip you and anya. I did actually! Got some warmer winter gloves, thermal underwear, chain lube/cleaner! Plan on doing a mountain ride tuesday, needed some warmer stuff!
>>718903777
No, you're just in the past!
Me and some coworkers went, took a car. It's way too cold to be riding right now, went to get warmer gear!
>>718903679
cute
>>718903852
i cant help it. I would try my hardest to drive you a little crazy
>>718903777
Eb F G Ab Bb C D Eb
Fucking hell the new abridged movie is funny
>>718904013
that was my favorite scale to play, but I was never that good at euphonium :o
Do you play it? or anything?
>>718903132
I DEFY YOUR BELIEF THAT YOU WOULD WIN!
>>718896784
do you even need sleep in your life?
>>718903888
Whatever, I'll just get to her when she wakes.
Nice, winter gear is hella warm if you do it right. Rory can give you better tips of cold riding though, since i live in eternal summer.
>>718903977
That would definitely do the trick. But it's alright, i would get you back somehow~.
>>718904188
cat fight :o
>>718903977
Ok then.
>>718904057
Dbz?
>>718904174
Nah, cello and piano.
>>718904214
well do you need sleep?
>>718904264
oh? I think id like that
>>718904289
Yeah. Broly movie.
>>718904289
hmm I always wanted to learn cello
percussion was my main instrument from 7th-12th grade
did you take private lessons?
>>718904270
I guess they're gone..But I guess I'm back now.
>>718904264
You should get back into yu gi oh! I'd love to have someone to duel.
>>718904218
I'll figure it out, or I'll freeze to death on the mountain and no one will find my body.
I wouldn't mind freezing to death.
>>718904518
don't let him bully you out of threads
you need confidence for chara :o
>>718904508
dingus face -_-
>>718904351
Always a good laugh, I binge watched them all then stopped a while ago.
>>718904409
Used to. I don't own a cello though, the school I went to did, but it's on the savings list.
>>718904630
-_-
>>718904753
loser face :o
>>718904630
>>718904324
I had a feeling you would. Alright i gotta get some sleep now. I'll save your "punishment" for another time.
>>718904518
That would be pretty fun.
>>718904834
-_-
>>718904630
Ah, I'm bad at confrontation though..
>>718904885
Sleep well I can't wait
Lot of lewd dudes in here.
Goodnight everyone!
>>718904970
Goodnight my love.
>>718904850
sono?
>>718904921
maybe you should find someone irl or just another poster
>>718905020
doesn't mean you should join -_-
>>718904902
you're my loser :o
>>718904580
RIP Yohane.
>Pls no freeze
>>718905020
Gunna become one of them? :^)
>>718904885
Yis!
Do you have, like, a Dischord?
Oh goodnight
>>718905123
Life is hard