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Story time folks >Be me >Trump supporter >Trump sign

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Story time folks
>Be me
>Trump supporter
>Trump sign outside to trigger mostly millennial college near by
>Constantly getting run over and pulled out
>Think of idea (pic related)
>Plant nails and wait
>One day a woman comes to my door
>Fat, purple hair, 23 at most, red at the face and starts screaming at me about how it's my fault her tires are flat
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>She says if I don't reimburse her for her tire she'll get the police involved
>Sudden Idea
>Tell her to leave her information so I can send her the check since I would need to go to the bank
>Actually does it
>Call my lawyer to set up the lawsuit
>Get my outside cameras to see her running over my sign
>Give her name address and car tags to confirm it was her car
>Take her to court, open and shut case
>Pay for damages
>Throw in some bullshit about emotional damage ''I don't feel like me or my property is safe just because of my political views''
>Actually fucking works
>She loses her fucking shit at this point
>Starts screaming about how I agreed to pay and how this should be illegal
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>Says she can't pay for basic living expenses or college if she has to pay this
>Based Judge says ''You should of thought about that before tearing down someone's property, you have 30 days to pay''
>She gets her tires destroyed, humiliated in court, can't pay for living expenses, probably got kicked out of college and had to pay me 3k in emotional damages
So, guys, what parts of my PC should I upgrade?
Pic related
(Note: I know the picture isn't mine, but I did very similar thing)
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>>718893470

I know you're probably stoked and all, but don't you think you're kind of being a nigger by taking advantage of the system with your emotional damages?

Just being real here. That's kind of a bitch move and dishonest. Kinda makes you a sketchy person.

Happy for you though. Don't forget that.
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Sweet baby jesus, that just made my day. Fuck the computer. Buy yourself a fur coat and a fancy cane, you shiny golden pimp.
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>>718893731
I'm neither american nor a trump supporter but if someone runs over my fucking lawn they better not fucking bitch if they blow their tires on some nails I planted there
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>>718893830

I'm just keeping it 100. OP kinda did what inner city people of a certain complexion tend to do.
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>>718893470
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>>718893470
If you have anything under a 980 you should upgrade your GPU, maybe even titanXP sli
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>>718893470
Lawful Evil at its finest. Good job op, you glorious faggot.

Also just upgrade whatever is the most outdated, idfk.
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I don't necessarily support the Trump, but you did a good thing OP.

If someone is immature enough to run over shit on your property, they deserve it. Entitled millenials think they can do whatever they want without consequences.

You showed her that she dun goofed, and consequences will never be the same.
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>>718893470
Buy me a new GPU :)
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>>718893904
>this is a thing that bad people do because they're bad
>that means I get to do it too
>but i'm not a bad person at all so it's ok when I do it

Emotional child logic.
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>>718893904
actually you got that reversed
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>>718894127

I mean yes this is what I'm accusing OP of. Good going, friend.

>>718894181

Actually I did not. Actually.
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>>718893470
>think you're kind of being a nigger by taking advantage of the system with your emotional damages?
>Just being real here. That's kind of a bitch move


>this happened
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Good job, OP. You showed a dumb person that they cannot destroy someone who has a different political ideology's signs or support without reaction. While I don't agree with Trump in most regards, you've done well. Perhaps if he doesn't get impeached I'll put some signs up myself and hope for the best.
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>>718893731
Not OP but no fucking way, Trump supporter of Hilary supporter this cunt got what she deserved, hard lessons don't come cheap.
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God bless you OP.
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>>718893470
top kek is this real?
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>>718893470
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>>718894434

Yeah but what you said really doesn't excuse OP of being 30% nig right here.
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>>718893470
can you tell your pc specs?
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>>718893470
10/10 OP, so fucking good.


>>718893731
Your a faggot, like gtfo
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>>718894637
>being this much of a faggot
kys fagmo
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Good, she probably studied genders anyway
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>>718893470
nice work, OP. However, can we all see a pic from your outside cameras?
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>>718894811

Still not saying anything of value. If you're gonna go down the insult road, you're not particularly good at that. Maybe you're a nigger too.
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>>718894120
Just below 400$
Give me your paypal.
Rx480 or gtx 1060
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>>718894637
30% nig? Get the fuck outta here kid and welcome to the real world, enjoy your stay motherfucker.
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>>718894434
>implying op really did that
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>>718894266
Sorry. I was agreeing with you but it looked like I was mocking you.
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>>718894847
uh...no.....my dog ate them all
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>>718895018

Not good enough

>>718895093

I cannot be mocked
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My god people are gullible. Between the millenials and the people that believe this, this country is going to fall fast.
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>>718894847
yeah, this. OP is a lying faggot attention whore, as usual
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Just like the news, you gullible morons gobble this shit up. No wonder everyone hates each other lol.
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>>718895354

I don't think anybody really believes most of what's posted on /b/. We just suspend our disbelief because it's fun. You're not one of those anti-fun people are you?
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>>718893470
You magnificent bastard.
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>>718893731
The real "sketchy" person here is the triggered landwhale who drives on his property to run over political signs. Kind of a bitch move to disrespect and damage his property.

Faggot.
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>>718893731
So if somebody breaks your property it's okay if they're not rich?
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>>718895763

Did I ever defend her? She was a bitch. I thought that was understood. Did you just wake up or are you always this foggy?
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>>718895841

That's not what is going at all. If somebody breaks your property, you take the appropriate legal course. You don't, however, be a bad citizen and take advantage of the system. How could this have possibly gone over your head man?
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>>718893470
should have pressed charges too
destruction of political signs during an election is a felon
she would have been prevented from voting for libral fucktards

although boobytraps are illegal
but I think it is just a misdemeanor w/o jail/prison time unless there is bodily injury
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>>718893470
Wut is ur current spec fam?
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>>718893731
>being a nigger
>taking legal action without violence or losing shit

Pick one
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>>718896234

The point is that he took advantage of the system. He was being dishonest. You're making excuses for dishonesty.
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In case anyone is curious this is not actually how tort law in the US works at all. At best you could take her to small claims court for the value of the sign which is negligible. You can't actually prove that anything else was intentional because if it wasn't small claims court she'd also have a lawyer and there's no way she would admit to doing it intentionally in court. And since you can't prove that, emotional distress is exceptionally unlikely, given that it's already unlikely except in cases of actual bodily injury.

In some cases actually, you could be liable for damages to her tires if you purposefully trapped the signs and had them unreasonably close to the road, whether it's your property or not. That's on a state by state basis though.

This is too much discussion for b I'm sorry but it's 4am and I'm a drunken lawyer. Cool story.
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>>718893470
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>>718895981
and deliberately leaving a road's right of way can be prosecuted as reckless driving which usually has enough points that it results in a suspension of driving privileges by itself
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>>718895001
[email protected]
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>>718897086
If you're not going to be serious nevermind then
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>>718897191
That's actually my paypal though
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>>718894885
>Maybe you're a nigger too.
aaand you just went down the same road you are complaining about

isnt that exactly the same attitude you were complaining about OP ?
hypocritical faggot
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>>718897292
Yeah sure that's just a throwaway paypal, you didn't even choose a card. (You better choose the right card)
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OP is faggot. This is old.
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>>718897318

No it's not the same behavior. I'm accusing OP of being disingenuous and manipulative. I was just commenting on how terrible your insults are and contemplating your nigger status. Right now it's pretty high since you can't grasp this.
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>>718897421
Im a dj. I go by INH or insert name here. That's my one and only paypal. And probably the 1060 cause im a fanboy
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