Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>718883805
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Claiming Anya.
emoticons are used most by females
wow never would have guessed
>>718887661
Why this.
still here
>>718887148
Maaaybe. Is it?
>>718887315
giiiiiiiiiiiiiiive
trust me, it'd only be a little weird
Having a big ol' mane like that would be so cool. It's like you're in your own little cozy fortress of hair that goes every which way
Yeah, the obscuring will be pretty unfortunate, if it happens... hopefully it's to bring in new, equally good characters
Who even are you favorite sith lords? I can only think of the obvious ones from the movies, and I bet I'm missing one at that
>>718887708
I won't believe it until I see a peer-reviewed study
Back from my jog!
I shoulda stayed out longer..
>>718885756 (Anya)
Sure, but..Chara's not even here for me to romance at.
>>718887839
I googled "emoticon memes" and saw a result saying that so I'm going with it
>>718887866
>
>>718887756
what's a foulaw? :o
Claiming best goth
まだここにおるのじゃ
>>718887935
Hello again~
>>718887935
A fun way to say foulard
How's it going?
It is I, the Summer/ Christmas/ every other weekend fag that likes Touka
>>718888135
what is a foulard? :o
>>718888117
how was it?
>>718887935
Okay that seems like a credible source
so if i talk exclusively in emoticons ill be a girl right?
>>718888217
I want to cardio, get heart healthy
But my calves hurt more than my chest
I guess I should do less reps of my leg routine on jogging days...
>>718888217
What my pictures have in common.
>>718887839
it sounds like it would be pretty weird. having a little less than that would be fine by me really. Well there is 4 in the movies 5 if you want to count one that was just mentioned. Well a few of my favorites are Darth Krayt but since they decided to make these new movies he cant exist anymore in this time frame without changing things about him. Darth Nihulus is probably my favorite because he is pure evil and really cool design and Exar Kun was pretty cool too. Revan is cool too but he was both. thats a lot of nerd stuff i just wrote
>>718888161
Touka a shit.
>>718888328
no it just means if you use emoticons, 3 more girls are also using them :o
>>718888339
how long do you jog for?
I used to be really fat and out of shape but now I can jog for like 45 minutes working on an hour
just gets better with practice, now it's not even much of a hassle, just a time waster
>>718887783
All depends on you.
>>718887866
True... Just gotta wait then!
>>718888454
cuteness! ^-^
Hello everyone.
>>718887661
>opens thread
>sees the shittiest claim I've ever seen in my life
>sees that this anon has 1066 images saved of the worst girl
>writes this post
>closes thread.
>>718888561
Not exactly.
Scarves!
>>718888512
I used to be able to do half-hour jogs and I stopped trying to improve at that point
Sadly I stopped jogging for some reason so I'm down to about five. Working my way back up though!
>>718888525
Yeah..I just dunno how I should handle Sono and Sameji. Like if I should just ignore them, or..
>>718888674
Hello!
Eye hope eye'm not off by 1!
>>718887710
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost. It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a million different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
*disappears into darkness*
>>718888887
off by one!
>>718888888
>>718888887
KEK
>>718888161
welcome
>>718888674
hanako
I just made the mistake of introducing Mako to my best friend... I don't know how to feel about this.
>>718888785
I'd just do whatever. It is how it is.
>>718888785
I usually just have a planned distance or even laps if you don't have much room to work with and every week add a little more distance or laps, and it gets much easier :o
>>718888747
whoa!
that's a fancy word I've never heard it before
>>718888743
I don't like couples as much as the next guy but theres way worse waifus out there in threads
>>718889201
It's not English dingus.
>>718889148
It's going well.
>>718889386
You're enjoying it?
>>718889308
I don't speak spanish ya ding! ._.
>>718888785
Heya.
>>718889098
Tomoko.
>>718889148
I'm sure they'll get along just fine~
So, ignore em then.
>>718889201
Yeah, I used to do that. I like having a playlist that's a warmup, half hour of music, then a cooldown. It helps me know how much time has passed, too.
>>718889148
say bye bye to your lover
>>718889425
My sides are gone, so yes. I wanna drink with this guy, it sounds like tons of fun!
>>718889512
yeah I always run with music, either a playlist of really upbeat songs or an album that's like 45 minutes or something
you go outside? like not a gym I mean?
there's a big lettuce field and giant canal in my neighborhood so there's plenty of space :o
>>718888498
>>718889466
Yes you do -_-
>>718889502
so uh i guess the way for you to not get anything out of me was for me to pass out
>>718888498
Oh look. People save pics just to make fun of you.
>>718889660
Saved.
>>718889512
Mainly just go with it.
>>718889598
Why?
>>718889612
He is so fucking fun to drink around, you have no idea. There's a reason why he's pretty much my brother.
>>718888512
:o ^-^
>>718888488
Shhhhhhhhhhh. give me the hair and no follicle gets hurt. I mean, it'd definitely be a hassle and it'd probably get super tangled, but I'm used to that already, a little more couldn't hurt.
Oh cool, I actually remembered them all, just not by name... What's kinda shocking, even by cursory googling, is how different all their designs are. Revan visually is my favorite of those, I'm always a sucker for big flow-y robes.
And nerd stuff or not, it's always fun talking about anything someone knows a lot about
I once had a long-ish conversation about camera lens manufacturing, not because I know anything about it, but because the guy was so passionate about it
nerd stuff is cool
>>718889502
How are you?
>>718889659
I usually just go around the block a few times to be honest...
I have the same playlist all the time, so it helps me know where I am.
>>718889801
Alright!
>>718889754
I don't really mind Mai being a bully.
He wouldn't be the first one to make fun of my height, he won't be the last one either.
>>718889784
morning qt
>>718889688
only a little tiny bit :o
>>718889850
-_-
>>718889914
as long you're moving then
do people ever see you?
I used to get chased by Chihuahuas so I now take a different path ;-;
>>718890021
Not usually. It's midnight here, and now's when I usually jog. So everyone is pretty much asleep already.
>>718889712
Yes that seemed to be quite an effective strategy.
>>718889914
Pretty good. And you?
>>718889784
Where's that bus headed?
>>718890021
Liar
>>718890021
.-.
>>718889784
Morning/late evening!
>>718888674
I've seen you around but I don't think we've talked
Hallo
>>718889850
but isnt that how you would get the hair? well that hair would be far longer than ive ever had so i probably wouldnt be able to stand it. Yeah Revan is a fan favorite for sure not just because he looks neat. I try not to get too deep into stuff I know somebody else wouldnt know too much about. Id rather try to find something we both have some sort of clue about. Well what kind of nerd stuff do you like because I dont know anything about camera lens manufacturing.
>>718890165
out of curiosity what did you say to me before i passed out?
>>718890165
Not bad. Legs a little sore, but overall pretty good.
Did you just wake up?
>>718890120
ooh that's scary :o
I used to go at 3am tho so i can't judge too much
>>718890131
cute eye patch
>>718890176
don't believe tristana!
I don't speak spanish ;-;
>>718890180
._.
>>718889966
I guess you learn to deal with it sooner or later.
>>718890381
I don't know Tristana.
I'm going to bed.
>>718890538
goodnight then :heart:
>>718890131
A loli boat.
>>718890021
>>718890180
Morning to you too then. It's not a terribly good one though.
>>718890176
Home.
>>718890323
Hmm something about breaking through your wall or something.
>>718890341
Good to hear. No, i've been awake since 1-ish this afternoon.
>>718890762
everything ok?
>>718890381
It's a little scary, but I live in a pretty high-income neighborhood. I should still at least take some pepper spray, but...I don't have any.
>>718890796
What've you been up to?
>>718890920
I'm more scared of dogs here than people honestly
they are all ghetto and can hop fences
I thought only cops could have pepper spray :o
>>718890796
oh and how would you do that?
>>718890821
Just okay, yes.
It's raining though, so I couldn't go for a jog. That's really my main complain right now.
>>718891166
that's sad then
it's supposed to rain here later today too
>>718890920
Lazing around playing games and watching youtube. What about you?
>>718891160
By slowly chiseling at it over time, eventually making my way through.
>>718891024
>Murrican reporting in
I could get a gun to protect me on my night jogs if I wanted.
Dogs are kinda scary though, yeah..
>>718891363
Youtube. Although I would be gaming but my computer's fucked..
I have the water-cooling loop running in the other room to test for leaks.
>>718891363
well maybe we can try a bit of that now
>>718889801
Because you introduced a new love interest into Mako-san's life.
>>718890323
I really just meant the fluffiness in the beginning, not the actual hair :P You'd get used to it pretty quick, I practically gave myself a buzz cut like 5 years ago, only took a couple days of adjustment. Then I barely noticed as it grew longer than it was before.
getting tossed into the deep end is kinda fun, in part because you have to crash course and work off of context.
Nerd stuff... I love anything to do with optimization, especially when the truly optimal is outside of any human's ability. Which is partly why I love and play Melee so much; absolutely "optimal" melee looks like a different game from top human melee which is again a different game from casual melee.
I guess another part of that is tinkering. breaking stuff down, seeing how it works, then putting it back together in a (hopefully) better way. It's just so satisfying to see your work pay off like that
and then books, but that's such a broad topic
and don't worry, I know about as little as you... most of what he said flew in one ear and out the other
>>718891491
American citizen also here :o
I much prefer cats anyways
what you up to after your jog?
>>718891626
Yeah I'm just going to point out that he totally wouldn't be into that, so I'm good.
>>718891279
Rain is fine most of the time.
>>718891729
Is he totally into you?
>>718891692
About to start a manga.
Cats are so much nicer! I have one, but she's really shy.
How about you, what are you up to?
>>718891847
I mean let's be honest here who isn't?
>>718891491
Ah that sucks. Is there a lot to be done to it?
>>718891504
Sure, If you don't fall asleep first. ;p
>>718891672
oh i thought you meant the hair itself. so you just want that high skill stuff that makes people say woah? what kind of stuff have you taken apart? one you where happy with and one you werent would be nice. there is always a type of book for someone. see i hopefully dont do that too much
Hi /b/ since I'm an autistic faggot cuck I was wondering what the "b" in /b/ stands for. And yes I have the bleach ready to kill myself afterwards.
>>718891818
kiss me in the rain?
>>718891953
I have a little cat too, hes a troublemaker
just chatting with some people and on youtube I guess
>>718891983
i hopefully wont and ill be able to keep you company for a bit longer than the last couple of nights
>>718891977
Me.
>>718891983
If I get up tomorrow and there's no leaks, I just have to put it all together and everything should be good. I've been working on it for the last week.
>>718892074
What's his name?
>>718892074
Romantic, but I'd my clothes don't get wet.
How about doing so under the cover of an umbrella?
>>718892264
oreo :o
>>718892349
or we just wouldn't wear clothes
>>718892107
I would like that. But don't force yourself to stay awake or anything, ok?
>>718892264
Oh nice.
>>718892494
That sounds rather cold.
I would much prefer to be inside if we're naked.
>>718892002
The hair itself would be downright creepy, I just played into it because it was kinda funny. The high-skill crazy stuff is nice, but it's based on the probably-more-difficult subtle stuff, that pretty much anyone would notice if they weren't looking for it. In Melee, the first big subtle thing you learn about is L-cancelling. Basically every aerial has landing lag that varies greatly, but can be up to about half a second where you're totally non-actionable. L-cancelling can cut that landing lag in half, which is a pretty big deal. L-cancelling is super easy though, but it makes a huge difference in gameplay. Then there's stuff like pivots, ledgedashes, ledgecancelling, etc. All super subtle stuff that you can work on endlessly and will keep adding to your play
As for taking stuff apart, the one I'm most proud of is actually a bunch gamecube controller mods. It's not the most impressive, per se, but I think I did a really good job and it's my own work that helps me whenever I play. As for not happy, I totally ruined an amp once, so that was fun.
Bookwise, I'm mostly a "real" literature reader, but some of favorite books are pure fantasy
It is way too easy for me to write too much about stuff I like...
>>718892651
fine we'll get an umbrella and then get naked inside
>>718892213
Ah well, you can't please them all.
>>718892746
>You can please me~
>>718892494
That's a nice name~
>>718892609
Yeah, hoping to get it working. What're you playing?
>>718892019
I recognize those tits.
>>718892839
what's your cat's name? :o
>>718892746
I think you're pretty cool but I'm in love with someone else.
>>718892885
Yes. Ikaros is cute.
>>718892609
well I want to talk to you its been a bit since we really got into each other
>>718892711
thats what i was saying. so just a bunch of animation cancelling kind of stuff that you have to make second nature? Well cool ive never really taken stuff apart because im afraid ill fuck it up somehow. sucks that you lost an amp though some of them are expensive. I like manga and lots of fantasy books are cool but ive only really read the big ones.
>>718892833
I'd love to.
>>718892986
Oh, well good luck with them.
>>718892727
It'll be much cozier that way.
I'm drinking peppermint tea now.
>>718892746
I think you're fine, even though we never really talk.
>>718892926
My brother named her Zelda.
This manga is really sad I dunno if I wanna keep reading it
>>718893142
which manga is it?
that's a weird name :o
>>718893134
I want to try tea with you inside
>>718892839
GTA 5 and Resident evil 6. What are you looking forward to playing once you get your computer back together?
>>718893037
You make that sound so naughty.
>>718893134
I mean I wasn't looking for any kind of sympathy there or anything. Thanks though.
>>718893261
well that was the intention behind me saying it yes
This is my waifu. I am edging for her!
>>718893037
Animation canceling is a bit of it, abusing the game's engine and character design is most of the rest, but you've got the idea, especially the second nature part. It has to be deeeeply ingrained, or else it'll put you in a position where you can get killed really easily, or messing up will just kill you outright.
And the three tips for taking stuff apart are pretty simple: Start small, go slow, and take pictures. This way, the very worst thing that can happen is you put it back together. Starting on broken things is probably good too, so you're not afraid. It was a pretty garbage amp, but still one of those "...shit" moments. Haven't touched one since anyway.
Have you read the Abhorsen series? I consider it a staple of fantasy, although it seems like a lot of people haven't read it.
>>718893413
>>718893451
She looks good, huh?
>>718893217
...Bokura No Hentai. A friend reccomended it to me.
What, you've never played the Legend of Zelda?
>>718893261
L4D2 with friends, and Dark Souls 3 alone.
Also some tabletop RPGing over a website.
>>718893217
It's quite nice. It makes my eyes feel heavy just after waking up.
>>718893282
It wasn't not sympathy.
I more or less wanted to be unambiguous or frank. But, it's true that there was no reason for it either way, so what do I know?
>>718893583
>wasn't not
Ignore the redundancy.
Small error on my part.
>>718893426
well yeah but its just the most common thing. Watching people that do these games in tournaments is a good way to learn a lot of it and if you dont understand how or why they did something you watch it on youtube and all that. I dont trust myself to really take things apart for no reason really. No i meant more like Eragon and stuff like that like really entry level stuff
>>718893513
I guess. im just kind of waiting for kingdom hearts 3 whenever that actually comes out
>>718893583
is that a good feeling? well I guess so
>>718893536
I googled it it looks weird
I played it, I just wouldn't name my cat anything from it :o
>>718888887
Kek
>>718893583
Sorry, I worded what I was saying a bit wrong. I meant that I wasn't really looking for responses or anything. It was still kind of nice to hear. You know we can talk more if you want, right? I'm quite open.
>>718893728
It is weird.
Well, I didn't name her.
>>718893712
Good luck trying to process the craziness then. I'm going to sleep with her~
>>718893824
what's your favorite zelda game? :o
2D: Original
3D: Majora's Mask
claiming - Kurisu makise (steins;gate) <3
>>718893344
So where should we start? Maybe i should throw my arms around you and pull you into a kiss.
>>718893536
Sounds like a good time.
>>718893824
Is she really going to eat all that?
>>718894044
hey.
>>718894044
>>718893869
i hope it will be easy. uh have fun i guess
>>718893986
well thats always a nice comfortable place to start so of course i welcome it fully
>>718893712
Melee has... okay commentators as far as explaining stuff on the fly, but they either expect the viewer to know about it already, or to look it up themselves. Kinda makes it hard to just sit down and watch, but it can be exciting anyway.
If you start with something that you LITERALLY cannot mess up, you'll have a better time of it. Like taking the back off of a clock, just to see the insides and then replacing it. Just getting comfortable with a screwdriver is going to help a lot :P
Eragon and co. are pretty good, but you can shoot a level or two above. If you're at all interested in Abhorsen just look up a brief plot summary, or I can give you one with even fewer spoilers. It's three books total, but you can read the first two pretty much as their own books. The third ties it all together though.
>>718894157
You couldn't write any more?
>>718893898
Overall, Wind Waker.
2D: Probably Zelda 2 or Link To The Past.
Fuck everyone who won't play Zelda 2 because it's different and difficult.
>>718893986
Meh. Mostly trying to 100% D3. Only missing the achivements for all rings and all miracles, because I have to grind out the covenant items and nobody likes some of the covenants.
>>718894060
No, she's meeting someone special for lunch, but couldn't help but order something before she got there.
>>718894096
Wouldn't it be a bit late for him to be posting?
Nice try though
>>718894117
Fluttershy is my waifu because of her supreme cuteness and superior fuckabiltity compared to human bitches
>>718894195
She's going to get so fat.
>>718894193
Excuse me for being wordy, it's just easier for me to talk like an idiot than to cut it down. Takes a fraction of the time as well...
>>718894224
I miss 2011
>>718893728
A good feeling? Maybe not good, just relaxing.
We could do something you like too.
It's quite late there correct?
>>718893810
True. I'll try to mimic that as well, sometime.
How's life treating you?
>>718894195
I got windwaker hd for my secret santa :o
much better than twilight princess hd which was a waste of money
>>718894311
You need to add a "tl;dr"
>>718894157
yeah but thats any game that has a lot of stuff going on. heh its fine i dont need to take anything apart. well how long are they i may look for it next time im around the bookstore or my friends
>>718894214
kill yourself
>>718894275
She will not! She'll eat half of it with her when she shows up, then they'll realize they're too full and regretfully leave it behind.
>>718894394
I agree..But I wanted the amiibo.
>>718894371
Life is pretty good! Not doing much today so I'm mostly just talking to Mako and my flatmate. They seem to like each other, for some reason. How about you?
>>718894132
I'm sure we could keep it up for a while, but our legs will get tired from standing, so we'll move to the couch and continue there.
>>718894195
Oh the joys of 100%ing. I feel your pain.
>>718894491
Now that's pretty rude
>>718894371
yes almost 3am
most anything with you I enjoy tho already
>>718894502
I ended up giving that to my friend for his birthday and I still have the music CD I think, not that I really care much for it
Leak/see any snapchat users private pics/nudes /b/ros use it before it's patched and don't share it. sn�pchatly.c�m
>>718894357
Don't we all </3
>>718894568
youre right but i think id prefer a bed where we can get really comfortable with each other
My waifu is Longneck.
>>718894697
sachi's only 15 :o
>>718894412
You, my dearest anon, in an attempt to get through my posts, and the posts of everyone else in the thread, should learn to read at a slightly higher pace, regardless of the strain it might cause you. I believe that this would alleviate you of your need for a "tl;dr," and all it would require you to do is read at a pace faster than a fourth grader. On the other hand, if I were to write a "tl;dr" for every single post, I'm afraid I would be far too busy to even read the thread myself, much less respond in a timely and respectful manner.
Sincerely yours,
Patches
tl;dr: seriously it's not that much writing, just skip over me if you can't bear to read a little
>>718894453
It is super satisfying, but if you're creating a need where there wasn't one already, that's kinda pointless :P They're each about 500 pages, but that's 200 words to a page tops. You actually might be best finding an ebook, if you're okay reading on a screen
>>718894568
I'm mostly scared about what I'm gonna play after I finish. Maybe I'll go back and actually beat DS2, but...
>>718894606
Have you ever played Zelda 2?
>>718894980
I refuse to because it's different and difficult :o
>>718894502
Would you still love her if she was a fatty?
>>718894871
Old enough to sing a song, old enough to grasp my dong
>>718894932
I'm not reading all that you faggot!
>>718894526
Good chemistry, it seems like. You only know Makoto online, correct?
Me? I'm just drinking tea, don't have much of anything to do today, so I might as well watch some anime, and not do anything else.
>>718894606
Quite late then.
Most anything? I'm not sure what we could do that I wouldn't enjoy too.
You have to have some wants though.
>>718895169
I literally put a tl;dr with the expectation that you wouldn't... But seriously, it takes what, 20-25 seconds to read that first bit? And that was intentionally long-winded
>>718894805
Sounds good to me, we'll skip the couch then. If we're going to get more comfortable then we should take some of these clothes off.
>>718894980
But what?
I've already pre'd and I'm about to finish in my hand
>>718895056
fuk u
>>718895113
I love her for who she is, not for what she looks like.
>>718895333
But dark souls 2 isn't great.
>>718895248
I like being dominated
>>718895123
you're a pedophile
>>718895392
please do~
and yes I have when I was a kid
>>718894932
yeah i dont really want to play with things ill end up breaking. I think it would be a nice change of pace to actually have some paper in my hands. who knows maybe next time im at a barnes and noble ill get a nice paperback manga or something that would be nice.
>>718895333
thats a given. I still want to explore every inch of you with my tongue
>>718895392
the dlc for ds2 was pretty neat. especially the snow one
>>718895490
Sorry, my heart belongs to Chara~
>>718895506
I haven't played any DLC for any of em.
After I 100% DS3 I'll play through it's DLC.
THIS MANGA IS REALLY SAD.
>>718895718
are you going to steal him away? :o
that's not a nice thing to do -_-
>>718895718
but you missed one of the best boss fights in my opinion out of dark souls one. knight artorias was fun as hell to fight
>>718895506
Paper is definitely nice... e-books are fine, especially if it's on the old kindle, but it doesn't quite beat paper. If you're at all interested in Abhorsen still, you might have to order it. I'm not sure if many stores will have it anymore
>>718895718
Good to see you admitting it out loud.
>>718895392
Why's that? I was actually thinking about picking up Dark souls 2 soon.
>>718895506
That sounds exhilarating. My tongue as well desires to explore you once again.
>>718895490
That's a predicament then.
>>718895865
You need to admit something yourself :^)
>>718895970
that's why we don't need to do it then :o
>>718895248
Correct! What kind of anime do you watch?
>>718895865
I love how you appeared just in time for that.
>>718896120
Anya do you have steam? I need to tell you something in private.
>>718894895
>>718895847
i dont have a tablet. well if its pretty popular my friend my have it. his cousin writes them so he himself has a lot that his cousin recommends.
>>718895907
Im sure there is something more I could do for you. youre probably a little pent up from all this time without me
>>718896155
I'd rather not share that. I have Discord though.
>>718895810
Oh, nah, I totally did go back and fight him.
He was rad as fuck.
Just didn't finish the DLC.
>>718895809
S-Shut up, it's not my fault I love them.
>>718895865
;__;
>>718895907
Different director, it's not the same. Difficulty curve is fucked, also. It's SUPER EASY, then you're doing chip damage to a boss that can OHKO you despite the best armor in the game.
Maybe they patched it since I played it at launch, but.
>>718896314
well then you have played one of them
>>718888887
gig
>>718896314
well I know others are encouraging you to do so
and I can't stop whatever you do
just remember people you care about have people they care about :o