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You can make three physical changes to all women that kick in

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You can make three physical changes to all women that kick in over the course of three days.

What three changes do you inflict and in what order do they come?
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Saturday: All women experience explosive breast expansion and perpetual lactation

Sunday: All women start to grow animal tails

Monday: All women lose the ability to walk upright or speak clearly (they now struggle to speak around involuntary animal sounds they all now make)
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>>718842199
god I fucking hate furfags.

you retards ruined this board
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>>718841897
No higher brain functions permanently

Suddenly they cannot vote

Civilization is saved
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>>718841897
make all women get their periods
make all women aroused by the touch of a sanitary pad
make women get lesbian urges during their period
as a man with a pad fetish and a love of lesbains i sit back and watch the madness happen
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>>718843479
Kek
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>>718841897
>sudden urge to give me $20 on sight
>body transforms into their mental ideal self
>all women intensely aroused by catcalls
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>>718841897
Ooohh how about for men?

First day: All men now have 10" dicks, with lots of girth but not too much to be painful.
Second day: They all stop thinking with their dicks (even though they're bigger now ;O)
Third day: They become smarter.
Dream come true.
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>>718843479

You've still got one wish left
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1: breast growth and lactation
2: every clit becomes a dick, futas everywhere
3: consent becomes an antiquated idea
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I'd suggest some pretty fucked up shit, then reverse it all with the last wish (but have women remember everything that happened to them as the result of the first two wishes)
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they are now all permanently 9-12 years old

they all want to fuck me

I dont need the 3rd wish
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>>718841897
Day 1: The average height of women grows to equal to or higher than the average height of men.

Day 2: Women now have both vaginas and dicks, (but still have attraction to men). Not only for futa fetish, but also for added testosterone, to make them more similar personality-wise to men

Day 3: Women's perception and reaction times becomes equal to that of a man
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>>718841897
>can't get fat
>pregnancy is controllable
>immune to STDs

Just saved the planet. You're welcome.
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Remove vocal cords.

That's it.
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>>718848636
so you're a faggot?
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First, all women hate Jews.
Second, all women hate Niggers.
Third, all women become alt right.
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>>718849465
Maybe I am. Maybe I want women to further understand the struggles of mandom. They don't seem to realize how men have to accommodate for the tube steak and two scotch eggs between their walking meat sticks.
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>>718849433
All that's going to do is make sign language a lot more popular. And rape a lot more easier. I suppose you're going for the second thing?
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>>718850309
Oh, gosh! Sherlock Holmes uses the chan!
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>>718849121

thanks bro
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>>718841897
>The same spatial awareness as men
>The same basic logic/problem solving as men
>The same grasp of abstract concepts like loyalty and honor as men

Might be willing to sacrifice spatial awareness for D cup tits as a minimum.
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>>718850626
M A N S P R E A D I N G
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>>718847974
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>>718845309
>Third day: They become smarter
So women are left even further behind?
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>>718850309
You obviously don't have a wife.
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>>718851037
come at me fagt
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>>718849121
>immune to STDs
Except they'd all be carriers. They're immune to the effects, so who cares if they fuck somebody with a disease? And then fuck somebody who doesn't have a disease?

You just fucked all men. And not in the fun way.
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>>718851092
haha nice try anon but you can clearly see that the line for women goes higher meaning they are smarter.
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>>718851898
>pretending to be retarded
Neck yourself.
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>>718851898
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>>718851985
>Neck yourself

>being this social media normie-tier with your insults
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All women become busty. Not fat. Nice ass and Tits. First day.

Second day, women develop loyalty and honor.

Third day, all women have a desire to perform anal with their partners.
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I cant help but laugh at how pathetic 90% of the sad basement-dwelling troglodytes in this thread are.

so, here goes:
1: removal of period pain/cramps
2: equal pay, worldwide
3: subtle reduction of the social inhibition of women to express their sexuality openly,

unlike the sad basebent dwellers' fantasies, women without 3 days clutching a hot water bottle a month, with equal rights and income, who arent ashamed to admit when randy.

win-win for us all.
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>>718842199
awfully tempting to edit that gif in photoshop to have her skin turning green....
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>>718853305
>>718853305
>MUH WAGE GAP
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>>718843479
>Implying higher brain fucntions were ther in the first place
Also
And for your final wish?
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>physical changes

faggot
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>>718844700
Okay Adam Sandler.
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1 women get in heat once a month like animals.
2 genitals swell up to huge size so they can only walk on all fours.
3 women get insanely horny and walk around meowing like alley cats.
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>>718844700
>all women intensely aroused by catcalls
cartoon construction worker detected
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>>718841897
no more periods
bigger brains
sexier
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>>718853404

DO EET
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>>718853305
the opposite of this pussy, just to piss them off.
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First wish.
>All women gain slightly more intelligence so that they are caught up to men.
Second wish.
>Women want to become useful scientists and gain knowledge and devote themselves to research instead of being stupid attention whores.
Third Wish
>99% of women are extremely unnatractive (not fat, because that would just be stupid) so that men no longer are attracted to them, resulting in less rape, fewer chads that want nothing but sex, and fewer children to waste space and money. The other 1%(wow) will be extremely attractive.
Explain any fault to me, I dare you to try.
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>>718853759
2nd from the left is most attractive, the other ones look like fake bimbos.
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>>718853693

This would be fun just to see how feminists/lesbians react
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>>718854468
wouldnt be able to hear them over the meowing
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>>718853305
Wage gap is a lie. Believing in it means you need to go over to /pol/ and have a LONG talk with them about it.
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>>718853693
I would enjoy this actually. it would be super hilarious.
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>>718854571

On the third day, sure, but until then you've got them all tearing off their clothing so it won't agitate their inhumanly swollen cunts and tits before they even start mewling for real....
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>>718841897
Women will feel an incredible urge to pay for their own stuff.
Women develop an intensely stubborn pride.
Women take initiative and deal with rejection.
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>>718854917
the "ohh noes" i'm broke but i want bitches to respect me wishes.
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Fun to imagine some of this stuff actually happening this weekend. It's a nice fantasy, at least.

First day: women lose the ability to write/type without a cock in their cunts

Second dat: women lose the ability to read without a cock in their mouths

Third day: women lose the ability to speak without a cock buried deep in their asses
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>>718854316
We'll you see, that would just be, well, umm, yeah that would be fine.
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>Women's Breasts are at a minimum F Cups

>All women are rated from 1-10 10 being hottest, with 8 and up listing after me

>All women worship me as a God no matter if I am alive or dead.
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>>718855382
Stupid. This is just oozing with 'sperg.
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>>718854393

Agreed. I'd plow that sexy bookworm in a second.
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>>718855555
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CHECKED maximus
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>>718854578
>Wage gap is a lie. Believing in it means you need to go over to /pol/ and have a LONG talk with them about it.


sorry, I go listen and read real facts not whatever bullshit you lapped up.

and having a "long talk" with the /pol/tards is roughly equal place on my "to do" list as smearing my genitals in fish paste and dangling them in a tank of hungry piranhas.
in fact, possibly lower down the list,
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>>718855555
Witnessed
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>>718855600
You must really have a MGM fetish.
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>>718853305

OP here.

I like the humiliating ideas, but this would be just as nice to see too.
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>>718855600
I agree /pol/ isn't the place to get info from but the wage gap is false once you account for the inconsistent variables
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>>718841897
-Loss of gag reflex.

-Women lay an egg one time each month instead of having a period.

-Women become hornier than ever.
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>>718853305
>express their sexuality openly,

this would be more likely to turn all women into lesbians.
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1 - Women cannot avoid femininity. Their hair won't be under a foot long at least, they won't grow body hair (aside from pubic), they cannot avoid it. It'll almost magically happen (trying to cut hair makes it grow back within an hour of cutting it to a min of 1 foot.) and cannot go above the average weight for their height.

2 - Women legitimately want to be virgins til marriage and faithful to their spouses. The basic removal of sluts in a sense.

3 - Women can no longer lie, so they either stay silent or speak out all the time. Plus side - No more cheating and a reason to keep women away from any secrets (general government/political services, fbi or cia, and such). Downsides - kidnapping a high ranking officials wife could be disastrous.
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>>718856471

How big of an egg?
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>>718850072
So you give them all autism

What are your other two wishes?
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>>718855555
Fucking checked
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>>718857170
A bit bigger than a goose.
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>>718856205
Sources?
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>>718857170
Ostrich sized
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>>718856563
>The basic removal of sluts in a sense.

Fag
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>>718857414

Hmm, nice. Just enough to cause a but of a bulge in every woman as their laying draws near, and big enough to make laying that egg a pretty goddamned uncomfortable and slow experience.
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>>718857585
Fuck off you fucking nigger. I bet your mom named you De'Chad before your dad walked out.
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>>718857519
But that would wreck the pussy.
No one likes a loose and floppy pussy.
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>>718857688
You know you love me.
Fag.
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>>718857673
Yep.
I also fucking hate getting blood on my dick.
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>>718857734

Just make it part of the wish that, aside from a never-ending supply of ostrich-sized eggs, womens' cunts always snap back to the exact same state they were before ever laying their first egg so it NEVER gets easier to lay, much less looser to fuck.
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>>718857878
Sluts are useless. Easy sex isn't everything.
Put some effort into a proper woman and get everything you want, plus some.
If society didn't brainwash women into being the sluts we have today, that's what you'd have to do anyway.
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>>718858405
Everyone loves a homely wife and a slut on the side.
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>>718847092

Somehow alter women to make them realize how easily they could turn them into food, then actually turn them into food, and them restore them to normal with all memories of being used for food still intact.
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>>718855600
women dont get less money than men for the same job, they get less money on average. thats what the real wage gap is but stupid fucking feminist SJWs and white knights dont bother researching
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1. Evolve the capabilities of a changeling (able to change shape and size on a whim)

2. Pregnancy occurs when fertilizing the eggs changelings lay only, breeding can now be easily controlled.

3. Being a changeling is considered an STD, and thus can be transferred to beings that breed directly with changelings.

Congrats /b/, I saved the world. Though some women might still not sleep with you.
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1) Womyn can suppress period at will
2) Womyn can exert a mental privilege negation field, which will cause any man to experience the oppression he inflicts on Womyn himself
3) Vaginas come equipped with an internal stinger. A Womyn can simply cause any man who has penetrated her with to become instantly paralyzed and then slowly die in excruciating agony.
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i want to use 2 of my wishes on myself instead of women

all women want to fuck me
I have a 10 inch dick
I can cum literally as much as I want to and am not limited by what should be my bodies capabilities or even the laws of physics
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>>718859492

Nigger.
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>>718841897
>Make women infertile until marriage
>make women unable to weigh more than 300lbs
>make women rational
The perfect world, it would be a beautiful society.
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>>718859628
Enjoy yourself until 2) is granted.

Actually, I'm swapping 1) for complete mental domination over all men.
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>>718859963
In retrospect it would be pretty hilarious to
>make the wage gap real
>make rape culture real
>make male privilege real
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>>718860392
That would be fucking hilarious, but only for a year. So two years later and it's not funny, and people will actually take it seriously. Just a year of everything feminists complaining about becoming true and they would all fucking shut the fuck up.
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>>718853693
if women had a heat cycle, you'd only get to fuck them when they had baboon ass. so if you like getting sex once a month and mashing your dick into a tomato, great
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>all women are suddenly limbless
>all ugly women become 10/10
>all women are suddenly preggers with my seed
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>>718863413

Change the last one to all women being preggers with animal/monster seed and I'm on board
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>>718841897
Saturday: constant fever, cold sweats, headaches, muscle pain, loss of equilibrium.
Sunday: inflamed skin, constriction of the trachea, incontinence.
Monday: death.
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>>718841897
revert growth to the first 15% of puberty starting.
at that age still make it so pregnant can happen.
kill all non-whites.
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>>718863910

Some kind of 3-day disease or transformation could be interesting, though if you wanted to kill them all, it'd be more interesting to do something like:

Saturday: women start to melt
Sunday: women keep melting
Monday: death

Or just turn all women into pigs for slaughter or something.
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>>718853211
if they want to have anal then what is the point?
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