g/fur thread
i like cartoon porn as much as real porn if not more idk why. maybe cause i like art and it kinda makes you use your imagination
twinkle-sez hands down best furry pron artist
I'm bored... Anybody wanna chat on kik?
>>718841434
Where u from?
>>718841943
Germany
>>718842303
Hmu mein Freund. DESERTBLUFFS_KEVIN
>>718841434
Just chat here.
Explain yourselves fagots what is this cancer in pic related
>>718842987
Cash-ins have existed since the beginning of human history.
>>718842987
Hahahahaha wtf
Ey bb u want sum yiff?
Came on too strong, I guess.
>>718842987
should be gay immigrant muslim communist furries.
4chan Furry People
https://www.discord.gg/0ws5bqe0Ne0g8TNG
>>718845122
no, kill yourself
>>718845173
no u
>>718845122
>>718845173
>>718842987
holy fuck its real.
twitter.com/Slate/status/820044120991420416
Tfw girlfriend told me she gets jealous that I'd rather go suck a dick sometimes than fuck her
wew lad we argued
wew lad we're fine
wew lad I'm a faggot again
Shocker.
>>718845554
have you considered suicide
>>718845715
Often a lot actually. I suffer from substance abuse.
>>718845554
Can I have her number?
>>718845821
do it.
>>718845554
TFW my boyfriend and I had an argument on who should be top first
>>718846156
bottom*
>>718845554
So she let's you do that?
Go home, Roy, you're drunk.
I'm always home. Just never drunk.
>>718845130
>>718845043
sauce nao
>>718846335
go roy, drunk, you're home
Then go play Let It Die.
>>718846495
h0rs3
It's my job to keep things alive as long as possible.
>>718846602
love u
>>718845676
But its Suda51 made Dark Souls.
>>718847744
SLATE
POSTED THIS
"BOOK"
>>718848111
Literally who?
>>718842987
We should welcome them to the community with lots of dogs fucking in mosques and good positions to use during your daily prayers.
>>718848179
https://twitter.com/Slate/status/820044120991420416
slate website's twitter posted this book.
>>718848297
I have seen. Never heard of them before today, though. From what I have seen on their feed I now know why.
Shame.
Kyell had some decent writing before he for whatever reason decided to write that.
>>718848572
I dont know what youre talking about but ok
>>718848625
Y-you too.
>>718848111
>>718848297
Fuck this Earth
>>718849392
No, fuck tigers.
>>718849561
I'd fuck tigers, would you fuck tigers?
>>718849625
Hey buff, what's your usual bench light/heavy? What do you normally throw on the bar during a typical night?
>>718849814
Friday's not bench day, so nothing.
>>718849926
I mean when you do nerd.
>>718850028
It's been about 4 weeks since i last bench but i usually do 80-90kg for reps.
>>718839450
You have shit taste if you think twinkle is the best
kyell gold will legitimize us all
Kyell Gold basically just told everyone he is retarded by writing that book.
>>718848111
Please be the real text, I'll buy this book if it is.
>>718848111
Well I mean that's from Jim's twitter, but yeah they did. Way to be the last fucking one to know, like always.
>>718851264
is the brain weaker than the body
>>718851414
hello
>>718851414
Hey Luc.
>>718851507
>>718851609
Hello
>>718851729
Dress League up in a dress.
>>718852321
I already got him stockings.
>>718852407
Get him garters and a slinky cocktail dress that hugs his butt.
>>718852523
First we need to figure out his living situation before sexy stuff.
>>718846286
Yeah.
I've never gotten around to it because I'm super picky about guys. Maybe after my first time I'll be less picky.
>>718845893
2148675309
>>718846156
Fuck, I just want to try sucking dick for fucksake. Can't find anything.
>>718852690
How's that going?
>>718852690
Woah, wait since when were the two of you a thing?
>>718852948
It's just had a monkey wrench tossed into it
>>718853117
Going to be two years in the summer.
>>718853117
For almost 2 years now?
>>718853272
Sucks.
We figured out hunnibuns', though.
>>718853295
I thought Groden and League were a thing for a while? Am I having a stroke or something what is going on.
>>718853381
Nice
His breaks went out on his car and cost him half of his new apartments deposit.
>>718853405
Might have been all the drinking.
>>718853405
Groden was with someone else. Think it was Lemon?
>>718853505
Ouch.
>>718853505
More car problems? That kids got some rotten luck
>>718839156
this post is beautiful
>>718853681
Volvo
>>718853635
yep
I'm legit trying to make a decision on whether or not to throw out my bd crap, on one hand I'll finally be free from this hell. On the other hand, it cost me quite a bit of money to amass such a collection.
Part of me feels like if I get rid of them I'll be able to move away from this whole fandom and become normal again.
>>718854103
BD is just like 4chan, you can never leave.
>>718851378
>slate posted this 3 hours ago
>last to know
eat a dick I don't twitter.
>>718854359
moot left...
>>718855396
Neither do I.
>>718852823
How did you even bring it up with her
so I leave home for a few hours
...and youtube is randomly playing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2H-rHJKm24
Someone explain.
I have them at the door. I'm really having a tough time trying to throw them away. I've become addicted to this lifestyle, first time I've ever been addicted to anything like this.
>>718858680
Gay ghosts.
>>718858796
Get over yourself and sit on a plastic dick.
>>718858948
Whut.
>>718859016
Even straights like anal play. Just accept it.
>>718859016
You won't get over it. You'll just be throwing away perfectly good dildos.
>>718857961
I just told her lol. Either they say yay or nay.
>>718858796
Give your BD toys to me so you have no ragrets.
I'll get good use of them :)
>>718859356
Rolling to give to this fag with the nut onhis nuts
>>718859911
Confirmed
GIVE UP
>>718859356
I'd punch those balls
>>718859939
CONFIRMED
>>718859977
Rip quads
>>718859940
Already ahead of you.
>>718859940
>
>>718860074
>>718860074
>>718860370
>>718860584
I couldn't do hanging, that leaves the possibility of an open casket funeral and I couldn't face anyone, knowing I killed myself.
>>718849926
I'm about to get back into lifting myself.
I almost got to 255 at my best :(
>>718845043
That's not Witcher 3
>>718846741
That's not a mirror.
>>718860843
Doesn't matter. Autopsy results show homicides vs strudelscide
>>718859356
If I can find a date that goes well within a week I'll keep the dongs (Because they'd be fun in a relationship), otherwise they're all yours if you pay postage. $1,000 worth of silicone animal penis.
>>718860843
your consciousness would be shattered, your thoughts and knowledge no longer extant, your shame less than iotas of dust ferried by a breeze
>>718861128
Well. Best of luck to you mate. I'll be around, I suppose I'd be willing to chip in a bit more than just postage. So you aren't shit out of luck entirely that is.
Out of curiosity what all do you have?
>>718844511
we are manly men
>>718861247
Yeah, but I'd know.
>>718861445
no, you wouldn't.
>people responding to posts I made forever ago
>>718861313
Large Chance (Marbled color), Large flint (Red/purple swirled), large Nova (Plain black), large Gryphon (Natural), and an XL Nox (Nox's Signature)
Very expensive, very heavy (20+ pound box), very big.
I hate to get rid of them but I can't have them burdening me anymore if I'm never going to find someone within this fandom. (I know it's not a requirement that I own them but I'm figuring this as the last nail in the coffin, if I don't meet someone I'm going to try to force myself out of this weird fetish for my own sake and sanity).
>>718843747
yes
>>718861508
>>718861785
THIS IS ALL I EVER WANTED
>>718861677
God damn those are actually some big ass dildos.
Since most of those are too big for me, why don't you boil them in a large pot and sell them as 'used' on the BD website at a fraction of the price and walk away with a load of money?
>>718861844
death is permanent to most objective thought; why seek it early?
>>718861877
i'm ecstatic to bring you such joy
>>718838611
why just why can't you fags stick to one thread...
>>718862172
But seriously, a hug would suffice.
>>718862203
>1 g/fur, 3 s/fur
this is the straight peoples' fault
>>718862149
How much of a fraction? They were extremely well cared for. They'd be like new if not for the fact that they've been in my butt.
>>718862203
kys fag this shits been around since 2004
Not to mention, you came to /g/fur and not an sfur thread.
L2Filter
>>718862172
"Lonely is the night when you find yourself alone
Your demons come to light and your mind is not your own
Lonely is the night when there's no one left to call
You feel the time is right-- the writin's on the wall"
>>718862447
Honestly, Let's say a brand new Flint at Large is :
200? Roughly.
You could probably get at least 110 for it easily.
If you did it right, you could probably make 50% profit back or just less.
>>718862459
>watches gay animal porn
>calls me a fag
>says i should kill my are self
this guy is GENIOUS
>>718862245
those can get you pregnant, you know
>>718862579
Well you did your thing and you lost your wings
And you hurt so bad you lost everything
And the tears that fall on the city wall
Will fade away with the rays of morning light that shines
>>718862728
Well, you were the one who came in here.
>>718862730
Just don't hug too low.
>>718861653
Did you play Let It Die yet?
>>718862730
Not too shabby.
>>718862905
I haven't. You're making me leery of playing it.
>>718861677
Send them to me.
>>>/soc/24815421
I want the dick
dreams are shitty, they tease you but you can never really get them.
>>718862833
i'm physically incapable, as i am a mangiant
>>718863008
>>718863488
I am 6'4. You'll be fine.
>>718863197
What happened to the old Soc fur thread?
>>718863071
I actually really need money for rent so if you'd like to be a dear and buy one at a huge discount it'd really help me out.
Seriously if I could get like $80 for each of these (Plus shipping, whatever that costs. They cost like $220 each when I bought them new with the exception of the gryphon) I'd be very happy because I'd give them to someone that could actually use them, I'd get to keep my apartment, and I wouldn't be wasting precious silicone dick sculptures in a trash compactor.
so I've followed my male lineage back to the civil war
it is actually quite an entertaining use of time.
>>718863038
You play a gamer playing a game where you control human meat puppets ascending a post-apoc tower made of a city. Its Rogue lite-ish, though. When you die, instead of starting back at a campfire like in DS, you start a new character and have to hunt down your now-undead old one to get your gear back.
>>718863701
If only you had a medium / large rex :( I'd 100% buy.
Cus ya know
D O G C O C K S
O
G
C
O
C
K
S
>>718863488
>>718858796
What ones have you got?
>>718861677
>>718863966
Ah nevermind, rip
>>718863860
Try the Nova in that case, it's like a Rex with more texture. Rex is kinda lame tbh because lube runs right off of it (Texture too smooth) and there's none of that lovely friction.
I had this problem with my chance, too smooth and it just feels like it's punching your butt.
>>718863602
oh perfect, direct mouth on mouth action
>>718863878
>>718864091
I hope you have good dreams tonight.
I have a massive ice storm coming my way.
>>718863701
I ain't paying for that shit.
>>718864084
Never considered it. I might look for a dog cock that's more textured. Every time I go on there I think about buying a different toy than I originally intended.
I'll take a look at the nova, but I feel like a large would destroy my ass. Unless it's the Soft.
>>718864279
No worries.
>>718864406
It's a medium firmness, it's definitely not easy to take and takes lots of time to get used to.
Not going to lie it's not exactly a beginner toy, then again none of mine are.
>>718863837
wut
>>718864091
I-I thought we were hugging.
>>718864186
>>718864186
i hope you get snowed in and have a really comfy time
>>718864762
lips need hugs too
>>718864763
>>718864985
~
>>718864762
What part of "Suda51 made Dark Souls" did you not understand?
>>718864985
Dom p-pls..
>>718865171
The entire statement other than Dark Souls.
>>718865154
>>718865266
Suda51 is the guy behind Killer7, No More Heroes, Lollipop Chainsaw, and Killer is Dead.
>>718865329
>>718865154
>>718865266
please what
>>718866255
Sauce?
>>718865670
I haven't played any of those.
>>718866255
Stop being alluring.
>>718866255
>>718866710
What is wrong with you?
>>718867125
Too much to list.
>>718866491
http://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/dog-bone/
somewhere in here, probably
>>718866710
i should be easy to reject once you remember i'm just a normal highly evolved simian freak sitting in front of a computer screen
>>718867264
I said stahp.
>>718867500
a social chameleon hiding behind cute images of cat girls
>>718867264
If only we shared their lifespans.
>>718867231
You need to at least play No More Heroes. The gameplay includes jacking off a Wiimote.
>>718867805
I honestly have a higher opinion of someone I don't know when they post images I like.
>>718867830
whose?
>>718867947
same, people get +100 influence with me when posting cute furry stuff
>>718868089
Simians.
>>718868199
apparently humans are technically hominoids, and not apes or simians. now all my memes are worthless.
how do i csgo?
>>718868405
Well I still stand by my statement.
>>718861677
Are you still selling your toys?
>>718868536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcCPzrt8K_A&lc=z13sepc4hq3xsl5jb04cdvvjakyqfhq5c3k
>>718868543
i don't know what the average simian lifespan is.
>>718868657
Yes.
>>718868536
1. Save every chicken you meet
2. Learn every russian swear
3. smoke em if you got em
4. Awp is always your first buy
Yay car problems.
>>718868720
would you be willing to sell only one of them instead of all of them?
>>718868829
Sure I'm willing to sell them individually.
This shit is still going?
>>718868703
Apparently somewhere around 20 years.
the light inside is broken but i still work
>>718869124
hey yea, wouldn't be quite long enough to develop a real sense of suffocating dread