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Ok /b/ ive been told that i have a intimidation factor and I

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Ok /b/ ive been told that i have a intimidation factor and I do come across, especially to a lot of other guys as, VERY INTIMIDATING, I have a presence when I come in a room, and that's been told to me by quite a few people that I'm a very intimidating person and I'm very scary in some ways, and I have to try to keep that reeled in, and that has to do with my upbringing and my training . . . and yes I did crack under the PTSD from some of the work I did later which again, I can't discuss with you guys, I got to see some interesting things in life, but if I talk about it I'll spend the rest of my life in prison. But it gave me an interesting perspective on life, and yeah I'm a very damaged person as a result of that, I don't hold human life in the same value that a lot of people do, it doesn't have a whole lot of meaning to me, and a lot of people kind of get that impression who meet me, particularly veterans and other things, definitely pick up on my thousand yard stare. What do you think?
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>>718819264
I think you need to chill man
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>>718819264
one more pic in uniform
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you look like a dweeb
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you legit look like something from a gay bar

the only guys who are intimidated by you are the guys who are woried about you stealing their bf
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>>718819500
This... hahaha
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>>718819264
intimidating? not at all. you look short as fuck you're like a foot taller than the lock on the door. i want to bully you but i don't know where to begin roasting you
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Queef
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>>718819403
>>718819500
>>718819645
>>718819805
i could snap all your necks with my bare hands . Is it the beard or something?
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>>718819264
lel

literally some puffed up beta. Get cucked
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>>718819264
timestamp and fuck off please
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>>718819264
I don't see it mate, you look like a mini-version of my cock.
What "uniform" does that belong too?
Is it your online clan?
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Yep, that's our boy Hemingway!
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>>718819264
>I don't hold human life in the same value that a lot of people do
Well you're in good company here. That's for sure.
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>>718819917
>>718819392
>>718819264
None of you fags getting this is blahino some dip youtuber "lifter" whos got a man for a wife.
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>>718819917
Nah, I've got a bigger and better beard, I must ba at least a foot taller than you and glasses make you look like a genetic failure.
I was a RM, you look like something I've scraped off my knuckle many a time.
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>>718820016
this

My money is, OP got in a argument with this guy on Facebook about Trump or something and got butthurt
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you don't believe any of this? that's okay I really don't give a fuck. I'm still telling my story. This is ... this is what it is and if you don't believe me, fuck you go fuck yourself I don't care. after what I just told you, that that sounds like I'm stealing any of your valour, you know what? Fuck you kid. And go fuck yourself I don't really care what you think. But I will tell you this: if you decide that you're going to come confront me physically about it, you better not be a fucking Pog. You better be a stone cold killer. If you come at me aggressively, voice raised negative body language, as someone who I know is a trained killer. Because I don't flinch anymore when I hear a rifle round come by my head, when I hear that WHOOP and that snap or that sonic boom. I haven't flinched in 20 years from that shit. I got over that a long time ago. So if you come at me I want you to know son: it's not gonna be me who goes in the ground. I'm still here. I'm still upright and drawing air.
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>>718819264
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>>718819917
Why did you decide to blow a green sharpie?
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>>718820418
lmao.
did the fag porn director make you pose for these before you blew 8 niggers for $12 and half a bottle of lens cleaner?
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>>718819264
if you would not have those muscles you would look retarded
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>>718820418
damn. maynard james keenan started doing roids.

dm;sg
(doesn't matter; still gay)
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>>718819264

I think you're a boopy baby cry machine. A little wimpy womply toddler that when he runs around he goes "trolololoooololoo" or some shit I cant accurately type phonetically. I think you like musicals. I think you breathe way too loud. You like the way your peepee tickles on the rolley coasters, and now you smell blood
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>>718820418
You're shit at trolling or whatever it is you're trying to do right now. It's unfunny and unoriginal. Time to stop posting anon
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>>718820000
quads dont lie
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>>718820527
>>718820349
>>718820527
id fucking destroy you. green beard, blonde beard black beard you name it kid
>>718820560
i made more modeling in one day then what you make in a month kid.
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OP here. WTF did you say about me? When I say I've seen some shit, believe me. I've seen my own shit on over 200 gay penises and I've participated in numerous orgies at secret bath houses from here to Riyadh.
I know over 500 ways to kill you, but my favorite method is to give my enemies HIV.
I was top of my class at cock juggling college and I've also been known to do a mean dougie.
I'll wipe you off the face of the earth with a precision never before seen or something.
Blah blah blah.
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>>718820000

fukn chekd and rekt
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>>718819264
POST OP TRANNY. AN HERO NAO.
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>>718820904
>i made more modeling in one day then what you make in a month kid.
then why do you still live in what looks like a shitty apartment
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>>718820904
>i made more modeling in one day then what you make in a month kid.

Fellating a gang of diseased negros
=/=
"modeling"

Nice try though, kid.
If you were really as big/bad as you say, you wouldn't be flexing your ovaries on 4chan.
Fuck off, poser.
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>>718821045
I live in a 2k a month apartment in the center of Houston kid you still live in mamas basement
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>>718819264
Mate you look like a fuckin bogan

Sort out your yellow fuckin face fungus cunt, you look like you've got a field of ripe corn growing on your fuckin chin.

Also you signed the dotted line mate, no use whining about the ptsd after the fact, you signed up to do a job, not our fault your brain's a pussy is it ay?

Cunt's got a kanga loose in the top paddock for sure ay?
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>>718819264
You're bald, man. No one's intimidated by a bald man. I'd kill myself if I ever started losing my hair. You're a subject of ridicule among women.
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>>718821219
>bragging about living in houston

shiggy
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>>718820418
Out of curiosity, how much do you weigh with all that muscle?
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>>718821287
>bogan
>cunt
>mate
>kanga loose in the top paddock

found the aussie
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>>718819264

You look like Mr.Cleans third cousin Mr.Molestsboys.. He doesn't talk about you much, and even then not kindly.
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>>718819264
well i have to give credit where credit is due; compliments on your style sir. You and I have similar styles, and women always approach me in bars because I give off the impression to other people that I am the only real man in the room. Shout out to a fellow REAL MAN
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>>718820904
could someone shop a couple of dicks hanging over his shoulders.
he's cleary got his eyes closed fantasizing about it.
someone help make his dreams a reality?
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>>718821219
2k a month kek talk about getting cucked, buy something
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My mom says I can be pretty intimidating too when I put my mind to it and apply myself. But it must be too powerful because girls are afraid to approach me at the GameStop I hang out at.
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>>718821287
shut up aussie cunt
>>718821295
how come i pull hotter girls then you ever will then?
>>718821394
230 at 5'9
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>>718821455
found the detective.
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ayyyyyy daddy c;
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>>718819264
You Anon, you claim you are Jason Blaha?
Pic related.
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>>718820418

For anybody who doesn't know, this faggy bodybuilder bullshit right here is all about looks. Before these photos were taken this guy starved himself for months and he's actually at his weakest. You could spit on him and he'd fall over.
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>>718819264
Sounds fake op. Ps: That is an irish story
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>>718821504
thanks man real recongnize real
>>718821531
nice gay fantasies homo
>>718821585
i ussaly move to a diffrent city yearly its not worth it atleast for me but your are right
>>718821469
k

heres my ex btw
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OP what a sad life you lead when you feel so desperate for attention that you fabricate a personality based on a YouTuber who will never even know you exist, kind of like most females.
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>>718819264
NYPA faggot.
How can everybody fall for this b8
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>>718821812
do you watch my channel? nice to see loyal subs on here

heres another hot girl ive banged
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>>718821608
Nah you fuck off ay, your mum should've flushed you cunt.

You still look like a fuckin spacker BTW, /b/ isn't the place to come to make yourself look hard mate, try the fuckin boxing gym if you wanna act tough
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>>718819264
You mean, intimidating ? This babyface with a tinted beard ?
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ITT
Newfags falling for bait
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>>718822060
>>718822176

i can reverse benchpress 500 pounds and I deadlift over 600 pounds, you think I can't kill you with my bare hands? Think about it. Think about that for a minute.
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>>718822001
Aussie cunt checking in. mate she looks like the back end of a VL commie

Seriously tho she looks like a fuckin tweaker and you're on here bragging like a cunt... Where I'm from birds like that are ike mopeds, great fun to ride but you'd never tell your mates about it
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>>718822198
what means ITT
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>>718822447
in this thread:
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NON-NEGOTIABLE
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You look more like you would rape rather than intimidate someone.
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>>718819264
looks like a cock gobbling fagget if I ever saw one/10
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>>718822278
Mate fuck off, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a fuckin boat
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>>718822656
/thread
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>>718819264
Cock or gtfo
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>>718820527
He got into of a batch of rotten dick
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>>718822656
>>718822821
https://www.instagram.com/p/BOjwWG4Dip9/

this is me on some nigger who acted tough. Im not lieing faggots i will fuck anyone up
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>>718819264
I'd see you and think "where's the other 4 Village People?".
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>>718819264
I'd honestly assume you are gay. I'm 6'3 210lbs, so I'm rarely intimidated by a guys size. You're also kind of ugly, and again, gay looking, so you pose no real threat to my chances of breeding

Short answer: no, I don't find you intimidating at all.
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>>718822968
*lying
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>>718819917
did you go down on a leprechaun?
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>>718822968
That's fake you fuckin mongoloid

Come @ me anyway, oh wait you can't afford the fuckin plane ticket can you ay?

What a fuckin goon, Muricans mate... Crazy species
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Pathetic fucking loser looking for affirmation on /b/. What a self-centered douch-nozzle. If you were as great as you claim you wouldn't even be here. Dripping dick-hole!
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>>718820418
that is not the same person, try again op
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>>718819264
you don't look intimidating, acctually, you look like a old faggot.
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>>718819264
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>718819264
Try going with a goatee instead, it might help somewhat.
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>>718822489
and what means tl;dr
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>>718823382
too long didnt read

are you a newfag or what?
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Even after reading your post twice I still cant figure out why you made this thread or what sort of replies youre looking for

Please explain
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>>718823162
watch that video on my instagram . you fuck with me i pull the ar. Non negotiable so take that 6'3 and fuck yourself kid.
>>718823003
youd cry
>>718823284
its my instgram idiot
>>718823309
like i said youd cry in person and be on your knees like that nigger in the vid
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>>718819264
Not blaha so doesn't matter
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>>718823309
yes...hahaahaha
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>>718819264
You look like an arse bandit.....I'm going to turn 360° and leave
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>>718820418
Do you have a pic of you kissing your own muscles?
What a fucking loser
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>>718819264
Did you "kill" "Bin Laden?"
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Ok /b/ ive been told that i have a intimidation factor and I do come across, especially to a lot of other guys as, VERY INTIMIDATING, I have a presence when I come in a room, and that's been told to me by quite a few people that I'm a very intimidating person and I'm very scary in some ways, and I have to try to keep that reeled in, and that has to do with my upbringing and my training . . . and yes I did crack under the PTSD from some of the work I did later which again, I can't discuss with you guys, I got to see some interesting things in life, but if I talk about it I'll spend the rest of my life in prison. But it gave me an interesting perspective on life, and yeah I'm a very damaged person as a result of that, I don't hold human life in the same value that a lot of people do, it doesn't have a whole lot of meaning to me, and a lot of people kind of get that impression who meet me, particularly veterans and other things, definitely pick up on my thousand yard stare. What do you think?
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Hemingway! I worked with this dude in south america
Crazy bastard

We had to break him out of a bamboo cage after he took down45 farc before he ran out of ammo

Was never the same afterwards
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>>718823723
New copy pasta?
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>>718823512
sure, who is no newfag....
didnt fall for this bait thought.
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>>718823723
Guess not. Just "dumped" him in the "ocean."
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>>718821608
5'9


Youre a fucking manlet
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>>718823580
Its a fuckin staged video you obvious bullshit peddling cack talking kanga fucker

That coon woulda kicked 50 shades of shit out of you mate, and you know it. You paid an actor so you can look the fuckin hard cunt to your divvy 12 year old followers and plug your shitty youtube channel in the comments.

I really fuckin don't like you mate, you come across as an insecure bogan who reckons cos he can lift a bit of weight he's hot shit

Guess what cunt your fuckin jack shit just like the rest of us, get the fuck off your high horse you utter fuckin knob.
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ahhahahaahhahahahahaha
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>>718821295
Mr Clean, Mr Clean, Mr Clean
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>>718819264
look like a fuckin nerd
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>>718819264
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>>718824059
I wonder if his nickname was Sweetheart.
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>>718819264
Same problem my friends always say that i look surpise or that i look like i want to start a fight.
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>>718824059
HAHAHA

I'm the Aussie cunt that's been torturing him for ages

This just proves my point, he's just a fat middle aged cunt. I'm in fuckin better shape and all I do is drink VB and do burnouts
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>>718822278
Haha, you think I'm afraid ? I've learn 38 ways to kill someone with a spoon.
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>>718823580
>makes instagram videos to show he is super cool tough guy like American John Rambovic.
>postures on 4chan.

can't tell if stupid or trolling very poorly
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>>718824222
thats intimidating
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>>718824222
Kek. Nice trips.
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>>718824059
Bruh ive seen females with a bigger bulge
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>>718819264
You look like a fucking bitch... You fat fuck.. kill urself
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don't be intimidated by me or my son ever again
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>>718823661
cant say m8 sorry
>>718823723
ok kid. keep being funny.
>>718823818
nice to see you on here friend. not everyone realises who there talking to.. if only they knew lol
>>718823901
id win in a fight with you tho lanky fuck
>>718824042

yea uhuh ok kid youd be on your knees like him
>>718824059
off season fucker
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>>718821818
>implying you are ugly and he is not

.... top kek, you're both ugly
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>>718823859
I thought about it when I was googling that pic, but achieving memedom might be his goal here. Let the interbutts decide.
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>>718823859
Yes
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>>718819264
blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha blaaaahahahahaa blaaahahahhaha
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>>718821915
they're not my fantasies, sally.
that expression takes gay to a whole new level.

and your ex looks like she manages a gas station.
gross.
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>>718824927
kekt out loud.
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>>718824604
Make another tinier one and put it on his shoulder like a really gay little parrot.
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You look like a dad, or a gay biker. Or a gay dad biker but not intimidating.
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>>718824611
>kid
I'm 29 you thick cunt I'd smash the fuckin lips off ya, you scruffy fuckin yank cunt

Mate you're about 50, fat and you've got a tiny pecker. Really can't fuckin talk shit can you ay?

Fuckin ding
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>>718825311
Holy fuck that was from waaaay down under m8
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>>718825336
he must have been doing a snatch and grab.. out in the feild
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>>718824611
>ok kid. keep being funny.

sure. i got nothing going on today and you give people lots of material to work with.

be back in a second, homosexual-er version of mr. clean.
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Vegita, what does the scouter say about his douche level?
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>>718821504
ITP: OP has a conversation with himself.
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>>718824059
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>>718825383
Hahaha reading it back now it is pretty fuckin full of boganisms

Still I'm doing a better job of acting the hard cunt than this guy, ay?
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>>718825336
>>718825558
>grab her by the pussy
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>>718825755
mirin hard
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>>718819917
25 lb dumbell, heh
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>>718825568
Because you requested it:

you don't believe any of this? that's okay I really don't give a fuck. I'm still telling my story. This is ... this is what it is and if you don't believe me, fuck you go fuck yourself I don't care. after what I just told you, that that sounds like I'm stealing any of your valour, you know what? Fuck you kid. And go fuck yourself I don't really care what you think. But I will tell you this: if you decide that you're going to come confront me physically about it, you better not be a fucking Pog. You better be a stone cold killer. If you come at me aggressively, voice raised negative body language, as someone who I know is a trained killer. Because I don't flinch anymore when I hear a rifle round come by my head, when I hear that WHOOP and that snap or that sonic boom. I haven't flinched in 20 years from that shit. I got over that a long time ago. So if you come at me I want you to know son: it's not gonna be me who goes in the ground. I'm still here. I'm still upright and drawing air.
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>>718825755
omg it's hazyzz!
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Nice try, guy from "my cat from hell"
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>>718819264
You look like a burly lesbian with a beard
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>>718819264
fitmiscers are as close to irl subhuman subterranean lizardpeople as anything that exists on this planet
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>>718819264
You're a round-edged, puffy little faggot who has nothing to offer life. This is why you have so much time to devote to trying to polish the turd that is your awful little manlet frame.

Cut your own balls off and do the species a favor.
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>barely taller than the doorknob
>intimidating

mfv
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>>718819264
ITT:

>op samefags and generally looks like a faggot
>many people point this out
>i die from laughing at the random ausfag
>bullshit peddling cack talking kanga fucker
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>>718826308
All of this.
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>>718826277
you a pathetic little baby who sends craiglist m4m twinks to a delusional gun nuts house in thr middle of the night. kill yourself you pathetic faggot
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think of all the loads it took to bleach that beard that sickly color.
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>>718819917
AHAHHAA
You sure look intimidating with that green beard and those thick-rimmed glasses, you fucking numale cuck
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>>718826489
Snappy comeback, you write that yourself or ask your client for help while you tossed his fucking salad you ridiculous cunt?

You look like the third choice on a "random character" roll for an MMO RPG.
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>>718819264
You look like a fag who takes himself far too seriously
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>>718819264
the fitmisc is literally a collection of college age dim witted narcissists who know nothing about lifting have terrible physiques and have absolutely no decency attacking its own shadow image in jason blaha
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>>718826308
bullshit peddling cack talking kanga fucker needs to be on a t shirt

better yet a wife beater, then this fool can wear it to the gym (which is probably his utility room)
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Kek fucking gymcel genetic trash
How does feel knowing my little cousin is taller than you?
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>>718826878
blaha that you brah? im just trolling im a big fan
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>>718827085
fat bogan paul hogan white nigger put that on shirt you pathetic zyzz clone being boyshort wearing dick sucking rave attending outdoor music festival faggot
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ITT:
Some beta poses as Jason blaha and gets roasted.
Fake Blaha retreats
New copypasta is made
New t-shirt slogan is invented.

Fuck off, fake blaha.
And fuck the real blaha, too I guess.
No actual security outfit would hire that faggot and his green beard.
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>>718827378
you arent a big anything you fucking wankstain
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>>718827397
OP serious question from down under, do you reckon you could brawl with a kanga?
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>>718827634
but what if it's actually blaha?
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>>718819917
It's the glasses+bald you look like someone from geeksquad who lifts in his spare time. My grandpa the man who raised me has PTSD he lost a foot in Vietnam and pulled his dead little brother (they both enlisted) out of a helicopter. You don't have a thousand yard stare.
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>>718827812
Then Blaha ranks up to lvl 40 penis juggler.
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>>718819264
everything but your eyes are intimidating.
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>>718827975
Yeah, it's more like a 5'9" stare.
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>>718827758
THIS MUST HAPPEN

jase, think of the views bud.

post your address so the ausfag can send you a kangaroo
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>>718819264
Then you've been told a bunch of bullshit to pad your ego, and you're eating it up like a narcissistic cunt. 1/10, heres hoping this was pasta. For your sake.
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you look like a built version of jackson galaxy, so not very intimidating
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>>718819264
Fuck off you massive fucking soft faggot
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>>718820486
Ams dat fing 'sposed to stim-moo-latez muh
prostuhmuhtates glan' ?
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>>718828122
Ausfag here I'm genuinely up for popping a few tranqs in a kanga, whacking him in a box and airmailing him to the states.

Customs might have something to say about a semi conscious roo in a box going through their fuckin x ray machine, but fuck em ay
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>>718828090
His grandpa must have had a 4'9" stare.
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>>718827758
you reckon you could speak a non white trash penal colony bastardization of the english language that gets more inbred every time the phrase straya leaves the lips of resident of the worlds most insufferable nation
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Your head looks like a shaved testes.
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>>718828433
holy mother of kek.
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>>718824222
Perfect Hair Forever
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>>718828433
His grandpa's brother must have had a -6 foot stare.
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>>718824059
Gay + Queer
Gahweer
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>>718819264
Dyel bro?
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Super Saiyan Nappa lookin ass
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>>718828457
Fuckin STRAYA cunt

Least we're not overrun with muslim terrorists, gooks and coons ay?

You can keep the melting pot mate, I'll keep my boundless plains and my fuckin pride

You want the fuckin kanga in a box or what mate?
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>>718828615
no, Master Roshi
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>>718828433
My grandpa is 6'1, and I'd like to say something insulting but I'm still confused as to how "you know what's funnier than 5'9, 4'9" was kek worthy. I must be on reddit which way back to /b/? Nvm I'll find it myself.
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>>718827975
you grandpa , as someone who voluntarily went to vietnam, probably had that stare of dull stupidity which you mistook to be indicative of profound emotional trauma his entire life
>>
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>>718828622
dubs of fucking savagery.
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>>718819264
This is the best Blaha troll I've ever witnessed haha
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>>718828406
>semi conscious roo in a box

im tryna imagine what would actually happen if you legitimately tried to send someone a tranquilized kangaroo in the mail...
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>>718828406
I hear the meats pretty good.
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>>718828615
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>>718829414
Well if shit for bollocks here would post his fuckin address we'd fuckin find out, ay

Too bad the cunt couldn't fight sleep never mind a fuckin jetlagged kanga
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>>718829033
>Nvm
>kek worthy
>find it myself
Please dont.
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>>718820687
ahhahhaah rate my progress
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>>718828622
Beautiful, anon
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>>718829528
I only ever ate kanga once, it was bogan style bush meat and we cooked it on a fire made from plastic chairs and diesel (again fuckin bogan style). Tasted like fuckin shit mate. Always meant to try roo at a decent restaurant but i always fuckin forget and just order a burger
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>>718829644
Now that's fucking funny ty anon
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>>718829795
Fuckin hell mate he looks like a walking fuckin acid trip ay! mint
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>>718820418
Your tecticles must be the size of peanuts after all those roids man. Lay off the roids.
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>>718830170
Whats "bogan" mean?
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>>718819264
Huge faggot alert
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>>718832092
The testies return to normal size as a cycle of steroids.
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>>718832214
The Aussie version of a redneck, usually you can spot em by the mullet with rats tail hairstyle, 'FUCK OFF WERE FULL' bumper stickers on an old VL/VN commodore, southern cross tattoos and a tendency to drink beer and pay their rent in scrap metal
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>>718832214
YE FUKCING CITY SLICKERS
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>>718832463
>>718832630
So y'alls version of "hicks" basically? Thats insane.
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faggot, i mean, OP. question...

Prove to me you are legit. Prove to me that you aren't a POG. This should be easy for somebody who is legit. Give me something, because I am pretty positive you are so full of shit you can barely function as a human being.
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you look like you're about to have a hardcore dick-sucking session with your mistress, and her bull.
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The OP is a pathetic FitMisc stalker that is impersonating him.
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>>718832838
Yeah pretty much, although every Aussie is lowkey a fuckin bogan, Australia Day is my yearly reminder that all it takes is a day off work to turn the most mild-mannered suburban Aussie into a full fledged VB drinking burnout doing bogan.

It's weird cos the yanks hate their hicks but bogans are more of a loveable annoyance here - gotta remember being criminal pieces of shit IS our heritage hahaha
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>>718833277
This was me while I was undercover as an infant in CIA sting operation while we were trying to prove that a well known company was using cockroach milk to make baby formula.
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Cuck Finn is a FitMisc stalker that is criminally harassing Jason Blaha. He is a big fat pussy. The other FitMisc scumbag cowardly bullies suck his little dick.
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shadow man you coward im gonna keep making sock accounts to troll you leave jason alone and fuck off!
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>>718829033
You can't possibly be this stupid, guy.
Read
>>718827975
Crunch some numbers.
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>>718819264
No. You look like a gay lumberjack
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Boring.

The bunch of FitMisc cowards are giving this guy all the attention he dreams of.

They are so stupid.
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>>718819264
You look like Buck Angel.
You're probably a high school guidance counselor.
You probably write poems about veganism and respecting women.
Facebook is that way ---------->
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>>718834696
i trained at farm at langely. if you know wat that is you know what that means
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>>718834823
it means you sucked horse cock in a barn and got waterboarded by real cia operatives?
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Go back to Fitmisc with the rest of the fags.

We do want you here.


GTFO. We dont give a shit about you.
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>>718822001
>girl
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>>718819264
creepy, flesh colored beard. KEK
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>>718835224
ikr?
bet its dick is bigger than his.
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>>718834946
underrated poast
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Go back to Fitmisc with the rest of the fags. Cowards. Pussies. Weak bullies.

Scum.

We do want you here.


GTFO. We dont give a shit about you.
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>>718835731
>>718835220
>>718834696
>>718834069

ok guys this is the REAL jason blaha i guess he found the thread and now hes buthurt hahahaahhaha hemmingway calm down
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where did the strayan go that dude was funny as balls

>mfw still creasing at bullshit peddling cack talking kanga fucker
>>
Boring.

The bunch of FitMisc cowards are giving this guy all the attention he dreams of.

They are so stupid.
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>>718836314
he went to spend his last dollarydoo on a forty ounce can of fosters.
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and thus, with this thread, a new meme was forced
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>>718819392
This isn't a fucking uniform

You offend me and i'm a uniform fetishist.
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>>718836878
Exactly. Empty plate carrier and an airsoft rifle.
Nice soccer shirt and green beard too, schlong fondler.
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>>718826006
Actually it's a 52
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>>718837441
No. It's clearly a 25.
Won't the real blaha please stand up?
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Holy fuckin balls mate, why hasn't this thread died yet? The Incredible bastard Hulk's clearly not here making a fuckin cunt of himself anymore.

Abandon thread
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i'm positive Bloho will kill himself this year
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https://vid.me/Jv2W
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>>718837776
Because roasting cunts is one of /b/'s most sacred traditions.
This thing's getting archived.
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http://www.fitmisc.net/forum/showthread.php?117803-**Blahautism-The-Jason-Blaha-Story-7-0**/page326
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>>718819264
The alpha male sucking his boyfriends carrot top dick
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>>718837315
Agreed. Fuck this guy.
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>>718819264
>>718819392
Cool story Pvt. Snowball. Now get back to catching those loads across your face faggot.
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>>718837986
Fuck it I'll keep shitposting then ay?

Cunt looks like fuckin Keemstar's granddad
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>>718833472
Faggot
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>>718819264
>VERY INTIMIDATING
>>
Boring.

The bunch of FitMisc cowards are giving this guy all the attention he dreams of.

They are so stupid.
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>>718838445
FUCK YOU, KID.

I'M AN EX-MERC AT 5'7 280 lbs OF PURE MUSCLE. I DEADLIFT 315 LBS AND CAN BENCH 225 FOR REPS. I'll WRECK YOUR FACE, I WAS KNOWN AS HEMMINGWAY FOR HUNTING MEN AND WHEN YOU COME TALKING SHIT ON ME YOU BETTER NOT BE A POG.

THOSE PICS ARE ALL FORGERIES, HEREm HAVE A REAL ONE.
>>
Yawn.

You miscers done yet?


GTFO

Not Welcome here.
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>>718838932
bait, this fat faggot is nearly homeless because of us
>>
>>718819264
this is so funny jason
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>>718839088
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaaha
BLAAHAAAAAA

bBlaaaahhaahhahahagagagagahaahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhah
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>>718819264
it piss
>>
So?

No interested either.
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>>718839109
hit the gym you DYEL cuck, just know we can troll better than you, lift more weight than you, and we actually fuck chicks you faggot neckbeard
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>>718838730
Fuck a fuckin kanga mate, better than your hand ay?

Fuckin silly cunt
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This guy could kick your ass:
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>>718839544
Fuckin right, he could stove his head in with that fuckin brick he's holding ay
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This is harassment.
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>>718839367
>troll better
no you don't. not even close.
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This is harassment.

Cuck Finn is a POS
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>>718839749
IS FUCKIN THIS FUCKIN THE FUCKIN CUNTS FUCKIN ADDRESS AY?

Kanga in a box time gents.
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This is harassment.

Cuck Finn is a POS just like everyone that supports him on FitMisc
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>>718839969
No, they booted him out from that address. There were dozens of black trannies showing at their place during the night.

He now lives in a trailer in the property of his tranny gf's grandma.

Going to his mom's basement would actually be an improvement, to bad his mother is dead and ash.
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>>718839969
DO IT

Wait how in the name of holy fuck are you going to actually GET the kangaroo IN the box, and how do you plan to get a 200 pound marsupial through customs?
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>>718840364
Mate you could slice those nips off, chuck em on the barby and have yourself a decent 1/2 pounder burger...

What a fuckin ugly cunt.
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>>718838565
Have at it, straya/b/ro.
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>>718822001
i like your bitch... small and furry.... do you like fucking her?
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>>718840528
No one is letting that happen, dildo.
Pretty sure /b/ aren't CL mods.
How's it feel to be a homosexual AND stupid?
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>>718823764
kek
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>>718840359
Mate it's fuckin easy, you pop the fuckin kanga with 2 or 3 tranqs, line an amplifier flight case with foil, chuck the fuckin kanga in the box and whack it in the mail

Kinda relies on some random cunt's theory that x-rays can't get through foil. I hope whoever fuckin told me that was right
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>>718840846
Hah.
Retard deleted his post.
5x Tard xp
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>>718840951
and today on /b/ i learned how to smuggle a fucking kangaroo in the mail

these are words i never thought i would type.
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>>718841302
Calling it now, this becomes a fuckin trend and all of a sudden every cunt and his dog's getting random roo's in the mail
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Blahino pls go
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>>718840951
So you're the cunt who's been mailing me kangaroos
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>>718824059
here is the real problem
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>>718819392
>download(9)
>270+ replies
Jesus christ, /b/ fucking sucks. Fuck you faggots I'm going to Reddit.
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>>718820418
Blaha pls go
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>>718842056
Fuckin right mate. Can't complain tho, free kangas cunt
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>>718819264

you look like the kind of nigga that would throw me out of the steampunk cosplay shop
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>>718842546
Yeah true, they're getting rowdier when i try to fuck them now though
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Cuck Finn and Fitmisc put many lives at risk.

They sent animal lovers and nearly a dozen people trespassing in a gated community.

Jason Blaha is a celebrity with 106 433 subscribers.

They are his fans.

They love him.

They dream of sucking his dick.

They give him all the attention he dreams of.
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>>718842281
Don't let the door hit your faggoty anus on the way out, dicklord.
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>>718819392
Why the fuck is your beard green?
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