Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Are you not? I don't get that vibe from you but it's hard to tell on here
Learn to yodel then. It's fun!
There's only two in Spanish though, aren't there?
It does. It came from the latin word for slave or servant, and it basically means 'at your service'. For some reason it's rather uncommon in the north where they will say 'Moin' instead.
but it wasnt even that funny
Me er eit gamalt tre
Med nysprungne knoppar
Mot sola me strekk oss
Fram for å vekse
doesnt sound like that could entertain me for long
I can't do mornings just because I never wake up on time to shower before work, so i just do it the night before.
Not really, no. Especially as I get older, the people I would consider dating naturally are closer to my age, so stuff that maybe (I guess? I don't know how relationships work) the SO would be looked to for support, I would just instinctively think, "You're a grown-ass man/woman. Suck it up and move on". I'm horrible at the whole "Oh, that sucks, I'm sorry, can I help?" spiel.
Yes, Spanish only has male and female. I can't think off the top of my head if there's a neutral...
Oooh, that's actually quite clever. I can appreciate that.
servus originatet from latin i think and means sth. along the lines of "at your service" as for the northern part of germany i would think moin is the most common greeting, wich can also be used for both greetings and farewell
That's truly interesting stuff. I've always liked learning stuff about language like that as opposed to just knowing "say this for this situation" and just know it's used for that.
well yeah but i prefer to take both because of how relaxing it is
so more masturbation jokes if i think of them?
Do you mean that you shower at night, then the following morning you'll shower again?
yeah, sure, I mean why not, I find them funny
>Felix Mk 2
Felix was the trap claimer before you
Not exactly like that, but I'm drunk so I mig be wrong
Here you can have an other cuddle gif
Even though it is not in the movie it is cute as fuck
The catgirl who is actually a boy from ReZero
He hasn't been here in a while
Are you honestly telling me that this could not entertain you until the earth stops spinning?
Are you actually thinking about learning some German or do you just enjoy playing around with the thought of it?
Also I just happened to find an example of Grüß Gott!
First thing the dude says:
>Da, wo die grüne Isar fließt,
>Wo man mit Grüß Gott dich grüßt,
>Liegt meine schöne Münch'ner Stadt,
>Die ihresgleichen gar nicht hat.
There where the green Isar (a river) is flowing, where you greet each other with 'Grüß Gott' lays my beautiful city of Munich that has no equals.
What a puny mug you got...
You say you're horrible at it, but you still seem to care somehow.
Do you think it's something you'd like to do if you were good at it?
ok uh ill let you know when i figure something out
I hope you spill on your lap and every sip burns your tongue
I like the warmth and its relaxing
Yes, she looks cute as fuck :)
>Are you honestly telling me that this could not entertain you until the earth stops spinning?
was fucking smashed when that guy died a year ago
Does the 'S' on your mug stand for salty?
Then all hope is lost!
He will continue to live on in our hearts and the yodeling of our children.
fucck, my post got lost as ity seems, but yeah, she isw the cutest.
>tfw just want to hold her right now
just realized they have this guy on spotify, best day of my life
nah it was actually only half way done but I finished it now
Best type moon claimd.
this is now a neko thread, post neko.+
His legacy lives strong! What's your favorite song of his?
It stands for superior, obviously.
Rude! That's not what SS means!
No, that'd be the future, where there are infinite genders and white males are extinct
you are here early anon. how is your morning?
That's not very convincing.
OK, I/we gotta be off for some time.
Have a good one evrybody
You need to rethink some things then.
Ok have a good one to you too. And thanks for this pic it's new to me :3
Why would I need to rethink who I love
What about chair crafting?
Obviously the meaning of 'sucks' must have changed, since you've used it to describe best waifu.
Your beard is not every convincing.
For me it would be 'auf und auf voll Lebenslust' cause of the uplifting spirit of his lyrics.
Now that's just mean.
At least you don't call me mean names anymore.
Oh no i meant the meaning of acronyms of course words still mean the same thing
You ever see the guy that fucks dogs who posts here?
I'd say right about there
I wouldn't put Ran in the "furry" category. Hell, even the monster girl waifuists I don't consider furries.
But bronies, pokemon (trainers excluded), and all other types of people who actually want to have sex as either an animal, with an animal, or roleplaying as animals are fucking furries and will be cleansed by fire.
No More Heroes 3 confirmed!
I'm so fucking hype right now!
thx i accidently spit on my fkn screen
Eh? I get angry. Unless you are confusing me with some OTHER Tomoko poster.
I think it would be fun if I speaked english like the devils in Dragon Z abridged
hello there Frisk~
Nigga, I'm too lazy to translate that.
It can only be you, no one else
How was your day? Are you alright?
I love you so much, I'm doing fine, but I slept too much today. I don't like taking meds.
So you want to be a gay german?
Just focus on getting better first.
How about talking in private again?
Well, besides the fact that I am basically a mentally sick austrian faggot...
I just like the accent
Right now? I'm a bit out of it at the moment and very dizzy.
Yeah I am.
Well, I plan on going to bed in two hours today
And I'd really like to talk with you today.
And why are you depressed?
Just start a reich like all decent austrians
Is he the actual persona master?
I'm not really depressed, I'm just playing along.
Right now I'm so dizzy and my tummy hurts and I'm sorry but I don't I could talk to you in private...
That's the plan!
That sounds bad... Did you eat something bad?
Well, thanks for taking it anyway
When should you usually take it? Only when you have pain?
THE REICH HAS ARRIVED AND HAS SEEN TO MUCH HERESY!
Every four hours, but I really don't like it.
And I have to go, I'll be back in 20 minutes. I'll get on Discord then! <3
You like the thought of nomadic life?
Never gave much thought into that, but it sounds fun.
I'd give that a try if it was with someone.
To purge all that is evil
You're not dead? dammit.
Now that sounds like an invitation.
Fun, perhaps. I like the idea of it, and the somewhat perspective of turning your back on a traditional life-style in order to live on the road.
I gave it a good hard thought, before deciding that it wouldn't be a good idea a long while ago.
Was in a meeting. Work is fun.
Honest? I like playing around at the thought of learning any language. Would I give it the proper time and dedication to be able to learn it? It's tough to do that if it's not a language I'll be practicing or using for any particular reason.
Well, I'm still empathetic. I don't have to be good at consoling people to know that that's what someone is looking for in a given situation. So in that regard, I "care" because I'm aware that it's something that should be done in normal situations.
I don't think I'd be good at it, so the question is kind of moot.
I'm sorry Chara, but my dad is being annoying and wants me to buy him some ice, I'll be back later ><
alright, see you later. I'll nap then. Just write me on discord
You would not be useful to the Reich anyways. You could not even hold a rifle!
i can change the barrel of a mg42 in less than 3 sec with just my feet
She can't even salute
There's no place for soldiers who can't show proper respect
I like the new filenames.
At last you don't look like some summerclaimer anymore.
You could use it to get insulted by me!
Operation 'menschliches Schild'?
It could be fun for a while, but it really fucks you up in the long run I guess.
Maybe it would be better if I didn't care so much about long term anyway.
Sometimes, a bit of empathy is all someone need.
True. That would also limit the amount of German that I would have to learn!
Sure. I guess that's true. I dunno, I'm just making these assertions based on my previous experiences.
>Not reaffirming your choices every chance you can
Not very much though, I can get pretty creative and utilize almost every word of the German language to insult you.
Well, if I do start learning and it gets bad, I'll just insult you in Spanish.
Yes, I'm sure it would all sound like that. Throw in a "taco" here and there for good measure.
Isn't that "Chicken brothers"?
Sauerkraut Wiener Schnitzel Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz Hinterradachse!
You better get used to this!
It is! It's the shop of the only black guy in Breaking Bad. You know, the one who sells chicken and crystal meth.
Top cute pic man, even though it may be a little bit to lewd for Riley
"Die Welt ist krank und wir sind die Heiler!"
just researched a tier 9 tank so im pretty happy
I didn't watch Breaking Bad
It probably makes me sub-human or something
They had me go everywhere... I'm so dizzy.
It does not, but you should consider it. It's seriously awesome for the most part.
Gesundheit. You should get that checked out, might be contagious
Ahhh, here it is
How we just couple words together, gotta love german for that shit
It is indeed highly superior to any other kind of communication.
Well I could give you plenty of reasons not to watch that pile of garbage.
As in time, I assume?
But that doesn't make sense as you're shitposting here.
Something the matter?
It's a beautiful language that allows you to create new words out of old ones, words that are not in the dictionary, have a very distinct meaning and can be understood easily by any other native speaker.
I mean there's not really anywhere to watch it
We are highly superior to any othe r kind of nation and for that we raise our hand, for one united nation, for hard working fathers and loving mothers.
I'm 100% upset