Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>718803541
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>718811525
Why is she angry?
>current year
>waifus
>>718811478 (smug)
shh, just let me fall for the joke
>>718811019
Are you not? I don't get that vibe from you but it's hard to tell on here
still here
>>718811214 (Haruhi)
>>718811525
Learn to yodel then. It's fun!
>>718811292 (Tomoki)
There's only two in Spanish though, aren't there?
>Servus
It does. It came from the latin word for slave or servant, and it basically means 'at your service'. For some reason it's rather uncommon in the north where they will say 'Moin' instead.
still here
and
>>718811586
but it wasnt even that funny
Me er eit gamalt tre
Med nysprungne knoppar
Mot sola me strekk oss
Fram for å vekse
>>718811584
>Current year
>Tumblr Filename
>>718811712
doesnt sound like that could entertain me for long
>>718811478(tomoko)
I can't do mornings just because I never wake up on time to shower before work, so i just do it the night before.
>>718811509(Scarf)
>>718811606
Not really, no. Especially as I get older, the people I would consider dating naturally are closer to my age, so stuff that maybe (I guess? I don't know how relationships work) the SO would be looked to for support, I would just instinctively think, "You're a grown-ass man/woman. Suck it up and move on". I'm horrible at the whole "Oh, that sucks, I'm sorry, can I help?" spiel.
>>718811712
Yes, Spanish only has male and female. I can't think off the top of my head if there's a neutral...
>Servus
Oooh, that's actually quite clever. I can appreciate that.
>>718811719
I still liked the joke
>>718811292 servus originatet from latin i think and means sth. along the lines of "at your service" as for the northern part of germany i would think moin is the most common greeting, wich can also be used for both greetings and farewell
Claim
>>718811908
That's truly interesting stuff. I've always liked learning stuff about language like that as opposed to just knowing "say this for this situation" and just know it's used for that.
here
>>718811881
well yeah but i prefer to take both because of how relaxing it is
>>718811906
so more masturbation jokes if i think of them?
>>718812176
Do you mean that you shower at night, then the following morning you'll shower again?
カラミチーマス
staple unstable claimed
>>718812160
Hello Felix Mk.2
>>718812336
hello!
Felix?
>>718812289
yes
>>718812176
yeah, sure, I mean why not, I find them funny
>>718812160
>>718812336
>Felix Mk 2
my sides
>>718812438
Felix was the trap claimer before you
>>718811069
Not exactly like that, but I'm drunk so I mig be wrong
Here you can have an other cuddle gif
Even though it is not in the movie it is cute as fuck
>>718812438
The catgirl who is actually a boy from ReZero
He hasn't been here in a while
>>718811836
Are you honestly telling me that this could not entertain you until the earth stops spinning?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQhqikWnQCU
>>718811881
Are you actually thinking about learning some German or do you just enjoy playing around with the thought of it?
Also I just happened to find an example of Grüß Gott!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxHelCzB1QI
First thing the dude says:
>Da, wo die grüne Isar fließt,
>Wo man mit Grüß Gott dich grüßt,
>Liegt meine schöne Münch'ner Stadt,
>Die ihresgleichen gar nicht hat.
There where the green Isar (a river) is flowing, where you greet each other with 'Grüß Gott' lays my beautiful city of Munich that has no equals.
>>718811719
What a puny mug you got...
>>718811795
Burn!
>>718812458
How cleanly of you.
>>718811881
You say you're horrible at it, but you still seem to care somehow.
Do you think it's something you'd like to do if you were good at it?
>>718812527
ok uh ill let you know when i figure something out
>>718812584
I hope you spill on your lap and every sip burns your tongue
>>718812597
I like the warmth and its relaxing
>>718812560
Yes, she looks cute as fuck :)
>>718812570
I see.
>>718811743
Are you a father already?
>>718812584
>Are you honestly telling me that this could not entertain you until the earth stops spinning?
was fucking smashed when that guy died a year ago
>>718812798
Does the 'S' on your mug stand for salty?
>>718812885
*shock*
Then all hope is lost!
>>718813114
He will continue to live on in our hearts and the yodeling of our children.
>>718812799
fucck, my post got lost as ity seems, but yeah, she isw the cutest.
>tfw just want to hold her right now
>>718811795
You mean
>current year + 2
>>718813253
just realized they have this guy on spotify, best day of my life
>>718813253
I bet your S stands for Silly.
>>718813637
Shitpost*
>>718813253
nah it was actually only half way done but I finished it now
Best type moon claimd.
this is now a neko thread, post neko.+
>>718813597
His legacy lives strong! What's your favorite song of his?
>>718813637
It stands for superior, obviously.
>>718813737
Rude! That's not what SS means!
>>718813841
>mfw no neko
>>718813253
it is
>>718813361
No, that'd be the future, where there are infinite genders and white males are extinct
>>718813904
It'll get better anon
>>718813856
meanings change.
>>718813904
you are here early anon. how is your morning?
>>718813729
Yes this!
>>718813856
That's not very convincing.
>>718812799
OK, I/we gotta be off for some time.
Have a good one evrybody
>>718813856
i guess "Einen Jodler hör i gern"
but how can you decide with so much great songs
>>718814096
4chan stole my pic
>>718813888
You need to rethink some things then.
>>718814042
Ok have a good one to you too. And thanks for this pic it's new to me :3
>>718814244
Why would I need to rethink who I love
>>718813906
What about chair crafting?
>>718813985
Obviously the meaning of 'sucks' must have changed, since you've used it to describe best waifu.
>>718813995
Your beard is not every convincing.
>>718814096
>>718814191
Excellent choice!
For me it would be 'auf und auf voll Lebenslust' cause of the uplifting spirit of his lyrics.
>>718814501
Now that's just mean.
At least you don't call me mean names anymore.
>>718814501
Oh no i meant the meaning of acronyms of course words still mean the same thing
>>718813841
Pretty slow now
>>718816108
where does waifu stop and furry begin?
>>718816201
when they actually have arms
>>718813841
>>718816201
You ever see the guy that fucks dogs who posts here?
I'd say right about there
>>718816108
slow is nice
>>718816201
I wouldn't put Ran in the "furry" category. Hell, even the monster girl waifuists I don't consider furries.
But bronies, pokemon (trainers excluded), and all other types of people who actually want to have sex as either an animal, with an animal, or roleplaying as animals are fucking furries and will be cleansed by fire.
No More Heroes 3 confirmed!
https://youtu.be/Ntzz8O7SpWs?t=2867
I'm so fucking hype right now!
>>718817079
>angery tomoko
what is this
>>718817079
So Gardevoir is a furry?
>>718817079
>>718816389
>>718816201
mare pussy is the most divine thing there is
you have to realize that at some point
>>718817383
thx i accidently spit on my fkn screen
>>718817383
https://youtu.be/MwKclhWlo-0
>>718816259
that wasnt very nice of you
>>718817211
Eh? I get angry. Unless you are confusing me with some OTHER Tomoko poster.
>>718817344
Yes.
>>718817383
Neck yourself.
>>718817079
what if its pet play?
Chara~
>>718811477
Esdeath
I think it would be fun if I speaked english like the devils in Dragon Z abridged
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxoHyHhGRZU
>>718818066
hello there Frisk~
>>718811743
Nigga, I'm too lazy to translate that.
>>718818131
how did you know it was me!?
>>718817655
Fucking nerd ass faggot.
>>718818340
It can only be you, no one else
How was your day? Are you alright?
>>718813993
You got 1 too many dimensions there, but I likes.
>>718818410
I love you so much, I'm doing fine, but I slept too much today. I don't like taking meds.
>>718818131
So you want to be a gay german?
>>718818554
Just focus on getting better first.
How about talking in private again?
>>718818619
Well, besides the fact that I am basically a mentally sick austrian faggot...
I just like the accent
>>718818554
Awww, Mai, are you depressed again?
>>718817383
I fucked a cow once while my woman watched, and like to finger mares.
P.S. No hate please.
>>718818724
Right now? I'm a bit out of it at the moment and very dizzy.
>>718818778
Yeah I am.
>>718818652
Let's go for a ride.
>>718818975
Well, I plan on going to bed in two hours today
And I'd really like to talk with you today.
And why are you depressed?
>>718818975
You are such a faggot for having so many personas
>>718818724
Just start a reich like all decent austrians
>>718819106
Where do you want to go?
>>718819215
Is he the actual persona master?
>>718819166
I'm not really depressed, I'm just playing along.
Right now I'm so dizzy and my tummy hurts and I'm sorry but I don't I could talk to you in private...
>>718819215
>mfw
>>718819253
That's the plan!
>>718819412
That sounds bad... Did you eat something bad?
>>718819382
Vigil is that.
>>718819525
Yeah the Oxycontin last night lol
>>718819376
Anywhere is fine.
>>718819542
>>718811477
>>718819650
Well, thanks for taking it anyway
When should you usually take it? Only when you have pain?
>>718819454
>>718819412
>>718819382
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>>718817511
>>718816640
>>718816371
>>718816201
>>718817615
>>718814244
>>718814191
>>718814042
>>718813993
>>718813318
>>718813114
>>718812799
>>718812684
>>718812597
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>>718812438
>>718812289
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>>718811908
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>>718811584
THE REICH HAS ARRIVED AND HAS SEEN TO MUCH HERESY!
>>718819808
Every four hours, but I really don't like it.
And I have to go, I'll be back in 20 minutes. I'll get on Discord then! <3
>>718819872
Ow!
>>718819973
Thank you! see you in 20 minutes!
>>718819670
Anywhere?
You like the thought of nomadic life?
>>718819872
why are you here?
>>718820219
Never gave much thought into that, but it sounds fun.
I'd give that a try if it was with someone.
claimed
>>718820368
To purge all that is evil
>>718819973
You're not dead? dammit.
>>718820613
Now that sounds like an invitation.
Fun, perhaps. I like the idea of it, and the somewhat perspective of turning your back on a traditional life-style in order to live on the road.
I gave it a good hard thought, before deciding that it wouldn't be a good idea a long while ago.
>>718812584
Was in a meeting. Work is fun.
Honest? I like playing around at the thought of learning any language. Would I give it the proper time and dedication to be able to learn it? It's tough to do that if it's not a language I'll be practicing or using for any particular reason.
>>718812660
Well, I'm still empathetic. I don't have to be good at consoling people to know that that's what someone is looking for in a given situation. So in that regard, I "care" because I'm aware that it's something that should be done in normal situations.
I don't think I'd be good at it, so the question is kind of moot.
>>718819872
auf auf kamerad
>>718820065
I'm sorry Chara, but my dad is being annoying and wants me to buy him some ice, I'll be back later ><
>>718821440
>>718821440
alright, see you later. I'll nap then. Just write me on discord
>>718821305
You would not be useful to the Reich anyways. You could not even hold a rifle!
>>718811586
need sauce/full iamge.
>>718821872
i can change the barrel of a mg42 in less than 3 sec with just my feet
>>718821872
She can't even salute
There's no place for soldiers who can't show proper respect
>>718818652
I like the new filenames.
At last you don't look like some summerclaimer anymore.
>>718821236
You could use it to get insulted by me!
>>718821872
Operation 'menschliches Schild'?
>>718821223
It could be fun for a while, but it really fucks you up in the long run I guess.
Maybe it would be better if I didn't care so much about long term anyway.
>>718821236
Sometimes, a bit of empathy is all someone need.
>>718811477
why are these threads so popular? you've already claimed your waifu why do you need to post and claim again?
>>718823531
its mostly chatting and trashtalk
>>718823384
True. That would also limit the amount of German that I would have to learn!
>>718823484
Sure. I guess that's true. I dunno, I'm just making these assertions based on my previous experiences.
>>718823531
>Not reaffirming your choices every chance you can
>>718819685
E-Nation
>>718822804
Mai
>>718818778
>>718819215
Wait, what the fuck is this?
>>718811719
hi again anon
>>718823755
Not very much though, I can get pretty creative and utilize almost every word of the German language to insult you.
>>718824365
Well, if I do start learning and it gets bad, I'll just insult you in Spanish.
Wow, slow thread or what?
>>718822695
It's Chara from Undertale
>>718824530
Ay ay ay, los pollos hermanos?
>>718824557
Today has been rather slow, yes.
>>718824645
Yes, I'm sure it would all sound like that. Throw in a "taco" here and there for good measure.
>>718824645
Isn't that "Chicken brothers"?
>>718824318
hello again. how are you
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>>718825026
>>718825026
Its mine!
>>718824932
im kinda good thanks. how are u
>>718824800
Sauerkraut Wiener Schnitzel Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz Hinterradachse!
You better get used to this!
>>718824872
It is! It's the shop of the only black guy in Breaking Bad. You know, the one who sells chicken and crystal meth.
>>718825107
nooo! already claimed stupid bitch nigga
>>718814285
Top cute pic man, even though it may be a little bit to lewd for Riley
>>718819872
"Die Welt ist krank und wir sind die Heiler!"
>>718825166
Heil Hitler!
>>718825136
just researched a tier 9 tank so im pretty happy
>>718825166
I didn't watch Breaking Bad
It probably makes me sub-human or something
>>718821802
They had me go everywhere... I'm so dizzy.
>>718825328
Indeed.
>>718825348
It does not, but you should consider it. It's seriously awesome for the most part.
>>718825166
Gesundheit. You should get that checked out, might be contagious
>>718825301
Ahhh, here it is
https://youtu.be/zUC5Ej7Jcp4?t=3m23s
Best speech
>>718825519
Gesundheitsministerialratsitzungsunterlagen?
>>718825735
>>718825166
How we just couple words together, gotta love german for that shit
>>718825418
not like I really have the means to watch it, it's the same reason I don't watch The Walking Dead
>>718825735
Yep. Definitely looks bad.
>>718825901
It is indeed highly superior to any other kind of communication.
>>718826041
Well I could give you plenty of reasons not to watch that pile of garbage.
>the means
As in time, I assume?
But that doesn't make sense as you're shitposting here.
>>718826139
Something the matter?
>>718826176
It's a beautiful language that allows you to create new words out of old ones, words that are not in the dictionary, have a very distinct meaning and can be understood easily by any other native speaker.
>>718826281
Teeter totter
>>718826343
I mean there's not really anywhere to watch it
>>718826343
We are highly superior to any othe r kind of nation and for that we raise our hand, for one united nation, for hard working fathers and loving mothers.
>vodka empty
I'm 100% upset
>>718826424
welcome back