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What's your wildest sexual adventures, /b/?

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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What's your wildest sexual adventures, /b/?
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>>718805673
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>>718805673
Real or imaginary? Also, more please
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I cut my cock off and offered it to JESUS
JESUS
JESUS
JESUS
I put it in a little boat and burned it like a Viking.
JESUS WAS PLEASED
JESUS
JESUS
JESUS
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>>718805910
Real. Notice the word "adventures" and not "fantasy".
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>>718806090
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>>718805673
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>>718806241
Girls kissing is a pretty wild sexual adventure.
I'm impressed and amazed and hardly believe this happens.

An alcoholic party clown sucked me off in the bathroom for my 15th birthday.
Pic is her, just after she shit on my birthday cake.
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i was masturbating and i farted and came at the same time
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>>718806706
I had a rat sniffing my asshole when I came once.
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>>718805673
got a blowjob on a subway train.
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>>718807872
Story?
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>>718805673
went to a bisexual couple in their late 40s, got my asshole fingered and dick blown. Also blew a dick as well, pounded the pussy
>inb4 das gay yo
no it isnt, it was bi

>tfw you blow your load, find you are not bi at all, and didnt like blowing dick but cant bail anymore
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>>718807978
not much too it. My gf of like 3 years at that point, we do a lot of public stuff. we were being really touchy and antsy all day, and it just so happened that we had a completely empty train for 2 stops, so she blew me (obviously stopping when the train was in station and people got on).
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>>718808018
Were they m and f?
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>>718808018
Bi is gay.
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Just before starting university I went up to the house I'd rented with some friends, 2 guys and 3 girls. We got drunk and decided to put al3 mattresses together and sleep on them. We all got rather randy and started fucking each other. I only fucked 2 of the girls and got a bj off the third. She was my brothers gf and "didn't want to cheat on him" altgough she was happily fucking the other 2 guys. It was the first and only time I've ever been fucked by a guy and the obly time I've fucked a guy. Everyone that night got fucked in every hole. An unbelievable night never to be repeated.
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depends on your definition of wild

Two days ago I had my gf's hands tied above her head to the bedpost, pounded her in the ass and then untied her hands so she could hold a hitachi wand to her clit while I fucked her ass even harder. Took my robe strap from tying her hands and gagged her with it, holding her head to the pillow with it in her teeth. She had a screaming orgasm. Then I took the wand away and held her hands down on the bed and fucked her ass until I came. She came again from the anal alone before I filled her ass with cum.

Alternately, when I was 11 I tried to fuck my ~5yo cousin. You decide which story is more interesting.
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>>718808111
yeah
>>718808458
bi is only half gay
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had a pretty wild time with an ex of mine can probably greentext something real quick if you guys are interested
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>>718808784
>You decide which story is more interesting.
which do you think is more interesting
of course the second one.
>>718808906
sure go ahead
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>>718805673
I once fapped nonstop for 3 days in a row
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>>718808947
1/3
>Okay, so be me a few years ago, can't complain about life.
>perfect girl, a small home we can call our own, make enough that we don't have to worry much about money.
>every so often she likes to surprise me with random kinky shit right, costumes, toys, bondage, etc.
>notgonnalieshitwascash.gif
>Take her out for a nice dinner one night, just having a few drinks some good food.
>half way through she is already starting up her dirty talk, about a surprise she had waiting for us at home.
>every now and then running her heels over the erect penis beneath the table.
>Diamonds.jpg
>okay so dinner done, we're both about 5 drinks in and feeling good, she decides she can't wait to get home and gets the dessert to go.
>order a cab while she hits the washroom, get our coats and leave.
>riding in the backseat of some cabbies minivan, her licking and nibbling at my ear, grabbing at the penis pressed against the pants, sloppy drunk chicks are the best aren't they?
>Guy driving is trying to make small talk butt fuck him right? she's already on her knees on that dirty ass floor, pants unzipped and my dick in her hand.
>enjoying the feels, head back, the default bj position, just let her go to town working it and talking dirty, every so often catch the driver looking back in the rear view and just shoot him a grin.
>taxicabconfessions.webm
>Only about 10 minutes into the ride, dick out for harambe and most likely gonna die in wreck, when suddenly feel a chill run over my deek.
>now picture this, us in the far back seat, her stuffed down on her knees on the floor, covering my dick with our tiramisu and then licking it clean.
>Tiramisu, makeup, and cock smearing all across her face, and thanks to the nice buzz we have going her dirty talking has gone up a few decibels.
>hhnnnggg.png
>enjoying the backseat bj and doing my best not to let loose the flood gates before we get home
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>>718806648
Excuse me... Where were ur parents ?? Also tell more about it
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>>718809054
2/3
>Fuck i loved her, so anyways we about 10 minutes from the house, cab filled with a silent driver, sloppy sucking, and some overly lewd talk, good times.
>"look me in the eyes while you fuck my face in this dirty cab"
>"open up that slutty mouth and eat your dessert you kinky bitch"
>often our dirty talk even goes as far as to taunt the driver and the other fun things you say to rub your sex life in others faces.
>ready to bust when she just pulls me out of her mouth with that wet pop and just grabs my balls and grips the base tight as fuck.
>Enjoy it but god damn she has a death grip on me and no way she is gonna let me blast her in the face yet.
>vehicle finally comes to a stop, made it back alive somehow, driver tells us it would only be 12 bucks for the ride, look at fare total was somewhere around 30.
>exiting the van her keeping a tight grip on the dick leading me out like it's a fucking leash, toss the driver 15 on the way out, 3 bucks for the mess of tiramisu and spit left on the seat.
>reach the door fumbling for the keys while she's teasing me and playing with the my balls on our doorstep, trying to be discrete but you know how it goes when your drunk, it's still obvious to everyone.
>"your gonna love your surprise baby, can't wait for you to see it"
>benis won't be able to take much more of this, get the door opened, pulled into the house before she pushes me back onto the couch.
>orders me to stay put while she get's changed and ready, even nice enough to grab me a beer before heading to the room.
>drinking my beer, taking a breather and trying to figure out what sort of surprise she had in mind, since it could be fucking anything.
>yiffy suits, dragon dildos, a horse suspended by an intricate system of ropes and pulleys accompanied by a marching band, who the fuck knows.
>Waiting about 20 mins now and starting to get that anxious feeling as well as reaching the end of my second beer.
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>>718808947
it really isn't.

>be me, 11
>at aunt's house with little cousin
>bored and just starting puberty
>decide to try and sex her
>tell her i want to play a "grown up game"
>take her to closet, take her pants off
>show her my penis
>"this thing goes in your thing"
>after looking at her i realize there's no way i can do this without seriously hurting her
>give up and tell her not to tell anyone
>go into the bathroom and fap
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>>718809094
3/3
>all of a sudden start hear moaning coming from our bedroom down the hall and hear her call out "I'm ready"
>love her but i swear to god if theres a dude in there fucking her i'm killing them both.
>keep my cool as i set my beer down, stand up and make my way towards that door and whatever hides behind it.
>There is probably no greater moment of happiness and relief in my life than when i opened that door and saw what she had in store.
>her standing there in a slutty latex outfit and heels, looking up at me while she was bent over some bitch she had tied down to the bed in a matching outfit.
>everythinginmylifewasleadingtothismoment.heaven
>Didn't know who the chick was but later found out it was an old highschool friend of her's
>i guess she was talking to her for a few weeks before to plan the whole surprise, anyways
>not even 5 seconds into my pants hitting the floor before i was climbing onto that bed and pressing her face into her friends ass
>ok so to set the scene, two bitches in matching skimpy outfits, one tied to the bed, the other spreading her out and tongue forced into her asshole getting it ready for the penis that would be penetrating it soon
>so before i can even spit in her face she pulls her tongue from that fartbox grabs my dick with that kungfu grip and looks me straight in the eyes as she says
>"are you ready to fuck this cum slut baby?"
>ultimately the answer was yes (of course), simply give her a nod more focused on my dick pulsing in her hand than speaking, she finally let's go.
>reaching up she grabs my hair and whispers in my ear "yfw you read the first letter of every sentence." and i instantly came buckets
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>>718809153
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>>718805673
Had a threesome with a 15 year old girl we met online when my then-gf and I were in our 20s.
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I love my gf, she's wild in bed and open to basically any kink I can come up with.

But she has a goddamn panic attack when I mention a threesome.
I don't get it. She's kinky and wild, she loves lesbian porn, she has even fooled around (making out, nipple sucking) with female friends.

Any ideas?
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>>718809593
she is insecure that the reason you want to have a threesome is you are no longer interested in her or that it will lead to you ignoring her and leaving her for the other woman
you need to reassure her of your attraction to her and talk to her about how you dont just want to have a threesome for yourself but because you want to shove her face down into a chicks pussy and ass and watch her eat out the random chick while you fuck her then you can both take turns fucking your new playtoy

try that and let me know how you feel in the morning
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>>718809153
Ima smart anon but somebody gonna have to spell this one out for me.
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>>718809790
i've addressed all that, almost word-for-word haha.

She'll be really turned on, I'm eating her pussy while we're watching porn and she's playing with my dick, and I'll tell her how hot it would be to watch her with another girl, or to fuck her from behind while she goes down on a girl, and she loves it, but I can't make the jump from dirty talk in the heat of the moment to a serious conversation without her freaking out.

Right now my plan is to just keep putting the ideas in her head while she's really turned on and eventually maybe she'll start thinking about it more seriously. Think that'll work?
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>>718805673
I have some pretty hot ones if people are willing to keep bumping while I type them out. You'd think you'd have to be good-looking to be a man-slut but I'm 6-7/10 on a good day. Word of warning though, banging lots of chicks is fun in the moment, but a hatred of condoms and a love of booze means lots of long, terrifying waits to make sure she's not going to end up pregnant and or you're not going to end up with the clap or some shit.

I'll get to typing
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>>718809880
open the door
get on the floor
everybody walk the dinosaur
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>>718810075
eh i would stick with your plan but not sure how well that will work
50/50 chance im guessing that it will either work out the way you hope, or she will start feeling pressuring and it only gets worse but im thinking maybe wont since it turns her on during the heat of the moment
honestly my wife is the one who brought up wanting to watch me bang another chick to me, didn't have to deal with any awkward talks and shit

try talking to her about it like an adult let her know how you feel, find out how she feels, try to meet in the middle? reassure her and try to take away any insecurities she may have about it

best advice i can give
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>>718809153

TOP TOP TOP KEKS HAHAHA
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>>718810548
glad you enjoyed the OC i typed up
cheers m8
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>>718805673
A foursome with three girls 16-18. I was 18 at the time.
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I once lost a dildo in my exgf's ass.
Also, another girl once shat on me as an accident
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>>718809153
Joke's on you, I'd already fapped
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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5878624c29c91
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Me and my ex were fucking reverse cowgirl. Her mum walked in so she froze. For some reson he mum didn't realize what was up. Anyway she sat on the bed and started talking to us. The hole time my cock was still inside my ex girlfriends pussy. My ex was awkward as fuck but i got harder as her mum talked and i was looking at my ex girlfriends mums rack and came in my girlfriends pussy at the thought of her joining in...dose that make me a bad person?
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>>718810960
i wrote it specifically for faps and keks
once even had an anon kek at the joke right as he was cummin
thanked me for a good cum and never saw him again
wherever you are anon, you made me proud.
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>>718811222
no that makes you master of double dub trips
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i kissed a girl once
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>>718811480
did you like it?
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Either the gang fuck me and some fellow student anons did with a woman who worked at our university... Or the time I fucked an ex while all her family were home and she was screaming "fuck me daddy" really loud kek
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I lived with a girl who broke up with me (and was cheating on me some of the time) and she spent a lot of time at her parents leaving me with the place to myself. Started fucking this smoking hot brunette who had a real fucked up streak. She would always want to fuck in my ex's bed and after I came inside her she would ride/hump her pillow until it was soaked with both of our cum and then would put the pillow case back on it and make the bed so my ex wouldn't know. One time, she came out of the bathroom wearing this really hot pair of red lacy booty short panties and wanted me to fuck her on the couch. She just pulled the crotch aside and I filled her up. She pulled the panties back on and wore them for a while. She then got up and later came back with her usual style of underwear on. I joked that I made her too messy and she said very non-chalantly that she got those out of my ex's drawer and that she had put them back messy. She made some off hand remark about how she loves knowing my cum and her cum are so close to my cheating ex's pussy, and she hoped whoever she was fucking when she wore them could taste us on her.

She did lots of real fucked up shit like that that really got me

pic related
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>>718811566
sure
she laughed because i was so bad and i went full beta, but besides that i liked it
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>>718805673
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Fucked a half brazzilian half Japanese girl in Amsterdam on Christmas in the middle of the streets.Right in front of police showed my Millitary Passport they let me go without anyou charges to her or me.Found a new place and came on her face.Walked her back to her hostel with cum still on her face and said good buy in front of the bouncer that just stoped me 20 mins earlier from coming in.Then went to the red light district got a blow job from a girl with the biggest fake tits I have ever seven.Got lost found a gay couple from the same city as me.Took me to a gay bar and asked me to wing man for them.Hooked them up with a 3 some they walked me back to my hostel.Met some friends at my hostel and drank until 6 am.That night I have no idea how I did not die of alchol poisoning I had 24 beers along with some shots mixed in.I'm probably a alcoholic but god dam do I know how to party.
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>>718811624
fucking glorious
i need me a side chick like that
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The first girl I ever fucked cucked me, but it was hot as shit and I'd totally do it again

>be me, just out of high school going to CC until I figure out what I want to study
>meet girl on myspace (yes, it was that long ago) that I had talked to a few times at dances, clubs, etc over the years
>she wants to meet up and hang out
>she is instantly on me, calling me babe and telling me that I should stay at her place that night
>being naive, I am stoked. Never really gave any though to why she was so agressive right off the bat
>go back to her place. She still lives at home (only 3 mo after grad, so not that unusual) but has her parent's basement apartment all to herself and a california king waterbed. Also, a fridge full of beer which is key when you're 17/18
>we fool around but don't fuck, decide to make this a regular thing
>finally fuck her, but never allowed to cum anywhere but on or in her pussy. She's on the pill so I start coming over and filling her up 5 times a week or so
>every now and then she mentions her ex, how she loved him but he cheated on her a lot, and she wanted to get back at him
>sent him a few pictures of her inhaling my cock or fucking her a few times
>weird but ok
>her ex and her dad are still good friends, and one time he gets too drunk to drive home and stays at her house
>she's honest about it and talks to me most of the night to show me that she's not with him
>me=still oblivious
>this passes and we continue to fuck. She starts to be wetter than ususal and looser too. I figure it's because she started using more lube since we fucked so much
>find out later she had only been dating me to punish her ex
>the day he stayed at her house, she had come over to mine earlier and we had fucked like usual. He got drunk and begged her to come back to her. She told him he would have to eat my cum out of her before she would consider it (all according to her)
>he does it
>she lets him clean her up then lets him sleep in her bed
>cont
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>>718812857
I got more if you're interested. keep this alive and i'll type it up
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>>718812586
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>>718813178
will do
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>>718813013
Fuck that's hot! Keep going
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>>718813190
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I sat on my hand before i wanked once
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>>718805673
I had sex once
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Walked in on wife fucking huge hung beast dude. I start yelling at her. Beast dude grabs me and yanks my shorts down bends me over the bed and starts fucking my ass with his lubed up dick straight from my wife's pussy. She is watching and screaming at him not to hurt me, but uh oh, a wild boner appears.
She noticed right away and said that she didn't know that I liked having a huge dick in my ass so much. He stands me up while he's fucking me and tells her to suck my cock while he fucks me.
She starts sucking me and I cum in about 10 seconds, but I cum bucket loads.
They both laugh at me and he pulls out and cums on my face.
Amazingly, he goes to the bathroom, cleans his dick off and comes back out hard as a rock and proceeds to start fucking my wife again. They fuck for like 2 more hours and I jerked off once more while watching them.
Still the craziest sexual experience I've ever had.
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>>718805673
i fucked two sisters and the mom in the same day
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>>718813013
>He keeps "accidentally" getting too drunk to drive home when he hangs out with her alcoholic dad
>since her and I fuck nearly every day, there is always a load from that day or day before inside her
>she makes him eat her out and clean my cum out of her, which he hated. She kept telling him it was his punishment for cheating
>doesn't even kiss him afterward. She DESPISED the taste of cum and told him is she wanted to taste jizz, she'd suck it out of a dick, not her ex's mouth (again, all according to her. she really degraded him)
>she finally gives in and lets him start fucking her again, behind my back. We are both getting sloppy seconds, but I'm not aware of it yet and he is. She even makes him suck his cum out of her after he's pushed mine in deeper.
>she admitted later that she was fucking me our usual 5 days a week and he was coming over and staying and fucking her the other 2
>watthefuck.jpeg
>she was on that old YAZ pill that only gave you 3 periods a year, so for the 2 months or so that this occurred, she was getting a load in her pussy nearly every day, usually more than one from me, him or a mix of us
>she was apologetic but very graphic. She guessed she'd had 50+ loads of cum in her pussy that last month.
>told me she legitimately fell in love with me, but she had dated him for 3+ years before me, so she had to go with him
>"plus, he's eaten so much jizz, I think I can get away with fucking a guy or two on the side without him saying anything" she said
>wwanted me to stick around and be her side dick because she wasn't done 'punishing him'
>I was grossed out and never talked to her again
>now it makes me diamonds
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>>718813911
Impressive. 911, dubs, and three run homer.

https://youtu.be/uvUL28Skt6E
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girlfriend and her aunt, at the same time, in a pool

her aunt let me fuck her ass, while gf kissed and fingered her

then i fucked my gf while the aunt ate her asshole and i fingered her pussy -- they came so hard they both squirted

then they grinded each other while i got my dick sucked by my gf -- came all over her aunt's tits, grabbed her by the hair and pulled her, made her lick my cum off her aunt's tits and then kiss her

(they didn't like that but it made me hard again and I fucked them both, one at a time, while the other watched and fingered herself, or licked her tits)

then we dried off, ate some pot brownies, went to her aunt's bedroom and did it all again.

that family was so pervy, why did i break up with her :(
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>>718814312
i thank you good sir
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I fucked a guys wife while he watched. She was verbal degrading to him the whole time (he did have a really small penis). I came in her mouth, and she grabs him by the throat and spits it in his mouth.
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>>718813942
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>>718809153
talent.
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>>718805673
I went to a club. Met a girl drinking, she said she was here for college 2lrn English. She was from brazil. English wasn't great but enough to get her point across. Anyway we fucked, and like idk a couple hours later she asked how old I was. And told her 22. And she went "oh.." in a disappointed tone. Then I asked her age. Tfw she was 17. Tfw chris hanson and the party van are going to come get me. Tfw didn't even use a condom and turned her into a Twinkie.
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>>718814620
not sure why, but shamelessly interested
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>>718814620

>>718814838
Only shameless?
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been on a toilet with a friend of mine because the queues were to long and we both had to pee hard.
she peed, i turned away.
i peed, she instantly grabs my cock after i pissed and gave me a handjob
then she went down for a blowjob

i was out of my mind and she wanted to go out.
we went out and sat on a couch
she instantly started to blow me in that club (it was a bit dark in that corner so no1 could barely see us)
a friend of mine sat to us
she started to blow his cock aswell
her friends came (1 of them was a quite known amateur pornactress) and watched.
never felt so awkward and horny in my life
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copy pasta https://dscuz.com/v/298754/storytime-bros-gather-round/
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>>718805673
Running a train on a woman at my buddy's family's lakehouse.
Rape play with a couple of past girlfriends and one stranger from a bar.
Lot of rough sex that without consent would get you locked the fuck up.
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>tfw your only threesome was when you were 13 with your friend and his brother
>tfw you're not even gay
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>>718812857
>>718813319
as requested. we'll call her k for convenience

K would come over when my bitch of an ex (M) went home to work. She was pretty inexperienced and had only been with 1-2 other guys before me, so she was innocent in that way. She was a total slut otherwise, probably because she watched more porn than any other girl I've ever met. This was way before the days of porn hub so we would go on this website "slutpost" together a lot. It was a thread/image/video board format with no sorting or descriptions whatsoever. You'd just kind of click from post to post and see what was on there. we saw lots of weird shit, and she wanted to try most of it. We used to fuck on the porch of my 3rd story apartment because she wanted people to see her getting fucked. I lived off of a busy college town street so lots of people saw but no one really said anything. The porch I had had those real gappy wood boards as flooring so when our neighbors were out below us they could see up to us. We usually laid down a towel for splinters and so the neighbors wouldn't call the cops. One time, our downstairs neighbors 16 yo son walked out on the porch while we were doing it. The apartment below was for short term leases for familys that had to attend a confrenece or class in town, so no one stayed for more than 2 or 3 weeks. She looks down and sees this kid and decided to give him a show. I didn't see at first but when I did she had moved the towel over giving him a clear view. he had his dick out and was rubbing it fast while he watched us fuck standing up. I heard him start to moan/cum and it set me off cumming too. I came inside her and she quickly stepped forward and my dick flopped out, leaking cum all over the deck and dripping down to the deck below. I don't know if it got on the kid or if he was just embarassed but he took off inside. Luckily they moved out a week later but I was worried she would invite him up so she could fuck some 16yo kid (she was into dp and dpp)
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>>718814838
lezanon here. I'm unabashedly interested. I love this amateur stuff.

Thanks for posting this anon.
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Setup my Ex to meet the girl I was cheating on her with. they had both said the other was cute. best meeting ever.
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>>718805673
I had numerous threesomes with my aunt n cuckle
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>>718814838
>>718815765

These two were friends I met at a party. A couple of friends and I were in the swinger scene and after a couple mentions of it they seemed really interested. It might also have been the booze.

Going from a cold open to these pictures to full blown sexcapade will be one of the best memories as I age.
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>>718815765
are lesbians like guys where you want several girls at once to trade off on, suck, fuck, etc. or are dyke fantasies more one-on-one romatic, erotic, sort of shit?

Will dump my (probably bi) gf's favorite porn gifs for response
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>>718816105
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>>718805673

>be me in the last year of HS
>attending a school ball in January
>dancing, ceremony, etc. as part of leaving the school
>dancing with this girl who has a bf
>after the ceremonies me, her and one other classmate spend some time together before deciding it is better to get the fuck outta there
>decide to go the classmate's house for sleep over
>"anon, you don't drink alcohol, can you drive us there?"
>sure, babe
>she is sitting next to me in the passenger's seat and I asked her how to turn on something as I had no idea
>she shows me and "coincidentally" brushes her hand on my deek
>whatishappening.png
>arrived at the house
>it's cold af inside
>friendo gets some movie in the TV
>since it's cold I decided to put my jacket over me and the girl

part1
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>in college
>doing lots of drugs
>where I go to school is drug land (like college is usually bad but this place was obscene)
>buddy breaks arm
>buddy has been on a month long trip on account of doing an unheard of amount of LSD
>buddy does not want any of the drugs they give him for broken arm as he is trying to regain humanity
>touchdown.png
>get a bunch of insanely cheap roxys
>later that evening
>in apartment random people always come thru our apartment cause college and drugs and whatnot
>I am striding thru the roxys
>geeked.jpg
>also have quite a few xanex and weed I am gone
>2 annoying girls one 5/10 one 7/10 always come thru our apartment
>usually mean to them when coherent
>not coherent in the slightest
>wake up next morning
>naked in my bed with both girls in bed on either side of me
>still pretty fucked up
>girls are asleep unsure how to handle this situation
>still lots of drugs
>carpediem.dmg
>crush up roxy and xan and rip it
>blow a few more of each
>girls look pretty hot now
>initiate the orgy
>spend next 7 hours blowing drugs with girls getting head from both of them at once and fucking the shit out of them
>tho girls weren't the hottest things I've ever head still greatest sexual adventure to this day
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>>718809153
Bravo, much kek from Wales
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>>718815196
>https://dscuz.com/v/298754/storytime-bros-gather-round/
yeah that was me /b/ro
made a thread using my walk the dino OC only like 3 times in order to test it out
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>>718806648
vid as proof
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>>718816367
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>>718816367

where to find the whole set?
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>>718814742
>>718816550
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>>718816155
My experience is that most lesbians are more one-on-one. I've only had a handful of threesomes out of the 100+ women I've been with. Even my fantasies are one-on-one.
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>>718816663
I've never posted the whole set. In fact, this is the second time I've ever posted this pictures.
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>>718816846

well... then upload the set. pretty damn hot!
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>>718816822
Would you do her?
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>>718805673
Oh my god my gf of 13 years we have done and tried everything and most of the stuff is actually not as good as you would think.

My absolutely best fuck ever is with my gf in the missionary position or she riding above. I just love looking into her eyes.

Next efter that is from behind but only because i get a good butt view and its not that heavy :D.
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>>718816949
Sure why not?
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>>718816401

>watching the movie
>friendo falls asleep
>she starts getting closer to me
>shitjustgotreal.jpg
>puts her head on my shoulder and starts moving her hand on my thigh and body
>I am internally screaming for God to help
>movie ends and we go upstairs to sleep
>friendo says we have to sleep together in his parent's bed
>ohshit.jpg
>get in bed in underwear and t-shirt
>lay there like a dead man
>she gets touchy again
>puts her hand on my semi chub
>not a semi chub anymore
>she wants to spoon
>I get behind her with my dick touching her firm ass
>I put my hand on her head caressing her hair
>fall asleep
>in the morning, we get up and I drive us home

and that is the closest I ever got to getting laid. It's been a few years since then.
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>>718809153

You glorious bastard
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>>718816846
>>718816916
Isn't that what I'm doing now though?
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>>718817007
Always wanted to watch her with another girl
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>>718817093
appreciate it /b/ro it is my greatest accomplishment on this site besides pushing get em guy fieri checkem images
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I once told a girl I liked it rough, being a complete airhead while she was riding me she proceeded to punch me square in the balls, no warning.
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>>718817111

getting in the right direction, but the filenames say, that there are more in between. But that
s complaining on a very high level. keep 'em coming
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>>718817111
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>>718817373
holy fucking kek
the imagery that came to mind reading that
was it an uppercut to the gooch?
because thats what i pictured
her riding then reaching back and hook punching you right in the gooch/balls
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>>718817056
DUMB AS FUCK

you shouldn't procreate, don't wanna bring any more dickless virgin retards into this world
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>>718817111
was lucky to experiance this a 5 times or so with all different chicks

never got pics though :/
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>>718817056
dude... she actually touched you cock... what other signs do you need to know a woman want your D...
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>>718817433
The ones I skip are purely because same shots and such. Also, it helps to create a little bit of mystery.

>>718817543
This was my first time with a cold open success. Most of the other swinging options were discussed way in advance.
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>>718817638

but she had a boyfriend. I didn't want to cross that line, you know.

It still makes me sad
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>>718816822
thanks for an honest answer. My GF is "straight" but loves MFF and les stuff, she claims if I bring home a girl for her she'll fuck her but I doubt it's that easy. Anywho heres a split licker picker for your troubles
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>>718817788

hot as fuck
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>>718817788
any more of the less chubby chick's tits? feel we got shorted on those so far
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met a girl.. saw that things were going to start to get serious so I went to the closest strip joint where hoes fuck you for something extra and paid two of them to fulfill my threesome fantasy before I get stuck with the one lady... made them do some really degrading shit to each other, but hey, I was paying... so yeah.
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>>718817056
this shit used to happen to me in high school. it took me a long time to develop. i lost my virginity to a hooker, fucked a couple fat chicks on pof, okc, etc. since then. in my twenties. im now 28 with a beautiful wife and daughter. but i had to work my way up from scratch. wish i coulda got teenage pussy when i had the opportunity, but sometimes shit doesnt happen the way we would like it to.
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>wife is a female cuck
>gets off on the thought of me fucking other women in front of her
>actively seeks out a woman to join our relationship that we can share
>8/10 old high school crush is actually all for it, short stacked polish chick
>wife likes to tease and talk to me about her smooth little neat pussy and and all the different ways she wants to see me bang her
>wifey always joking around semi seriously about how she would love for us to have a harem of bitches and orgies every night
>tfw i don't know how i ended up here but god damn it feels good
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>>718817788
>>718817865
Indeed.

>>718817875
Hmmm, sure I'll go back and fill in more of her.
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>>718817494
You got it man, she was facing me, she leaned back and to the left slightly and just fucking sent an uppercut into my boys. I screamed, obviously and went completely flaccid, kicked her off and assumed the fetal position while retching. her excuse was "I thought you might like it"
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>>718815527
slightly (?) interested in more....
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>>718817946

Good to hear, man

Yeah, I just didn't know how to proceed further in that situation, you know. And she had a bf, so I did have that line that I did not want to cross, but probably should have given the signs.

I hope I'll get better with girls this year
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>>718817056

You'll be braver next time. We've all been there. Nothings lost. Good luck next time.
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>>718815927
This is hot af. Any more?
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>>718818184

did they switch positions? if so, please post before thread 404s
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Ive about done it all. MMFF, MFF, MMF, dominated women, been cucked, pissed in and on women, public, fucked a stripper, fucked a passed out chick, fucked a guy a few times, made love, hate fucked, almost fucked my babys mother's mom, fucked a girl at a party in a closet. Havent done scat, beast, or pedo, and have no desire to do so. AMA i guess
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>>718818246

Don't fuck chicks with a boyfriend.
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>>718818184
>>718818350
I think you need to follow the thread back up. I already posted that. see >>718813190
>>718813405
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>>718818184
thanks for posting but put them on dropbox!
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>>718818519

i see, sorry, bit drunk. saved 'em already
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>>718818184
The chubby would be so hot if she lost some weight.
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>>718805673
My Browser History
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>>718818187
>"i thought you might like it" jesus christ you weren't lieing about the airhead kekekeke
because of course what man doesn't love an uppercut to the balls
i feel for you /b/ro and have had something similar happen

chick was kinda ditzy, she liked things rough, so do i, she was into biting, she bit wayyyyy to hard during sex once, like break the skin draw blood and kill the mood hard
almost punched her in the side of the head to get her off me
cleaned off, dealt with her begging and apologized, fucked her face till she was a gagging drooling mess as payback

wasn't a good idea because after that she just used biting me hard as shit as a trigger to get me to face fuck her hard, it got annoying fast
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>>718818529
Thanks for enjoying them. You can download every image in this thread in seconds with DowmThemAll for Firefox.

>>718818634
No worries. My drunken doesn't start for another hour or so.

>>718818667
She was a bit portly but has those curves and a sweet smile that was fun.
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>>718818286

Thanks, man, appreciate it. Haven't seen each other since then, it's been a few years, and never talked about it. I guess it was just a small thing for her.

>>718818455

Dubs of truth, I guess.
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ive been fucking 2 different highschool girls for like the longest.. they are both 18.. im 34. its been fun but i have to buy one an abortion this month.
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>>718818817
no more tits of the less chubby? :(
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>>718805673
Amazing set OP! is this OC?
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>>718818817
wheres the dual blowjob pics?
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>>718818945
Patience my young padawan.
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>>718805673
I got dominated by my ex-gf (I was 16 and she was 22) and her best friend for a day. I still have some marks on my neck from it
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Molestation. But I wouldn't call that wild.
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>>718818850
one thing ive always wondered where the fuck do you pick these girls up from?
fill me in on how this all started

>inb4 picked them up from highschool hurrdurr
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>>718818184
>>718818519
>>718818817
got moar with better pics of the brunettes body
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>>718819069
one of the best sets in recent /b/ history! keep it up!
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>jerked it in car with 3 other people (bro, sis in law, and mother)

>finger gf in car with mom and aunt

>swing with couple but wife eventually stops it.
>we dont
>Best part was her riding me while he was taking my ass.
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>>718819107
i met both of them online.. like a year ago i set out to get an 18 year old girlfriend.. my luck i caught 2 at the same time.. i look 26 according to a lot of people at work so i just said i was 27. a lot of younger girls like older guys and im not ugly so i pretty much got both of them. one lives 3 towns over and the other one lives here and is a cheerleader. i knocked up the cheerleader lol.. its been about 3 weeks.. shes a tiny little thing.. 4ft 6. less than 80 pounds.. shes a legal loli.. of course im not gonna pull out...
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>>718819069
>>718819047
Thank you, anon. It is.

>>718819063
Oh, we're not going down the alley. Maybe when I have a different job.

>>718819159
II think these are the best ones. I'll try and fill in ones I missed here in a bit.

>>718819265
Tell that to this douchenozzle (>>718806648
) who almost derailed it.
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>>718819457
of course!

thanks for the info bro it is a question that always comes to mind everytime i hear about shit like this
like where the fuck are these 30 year olds going to pick up 18 year olds, should have figured it was the internet
best sites for for finding a barely legal fucktoy?
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>>718818191
well, she was kinda obsessed with my ex, and always wanted to fuck more when my ex and I were on the on-again part of a long breakup. She would always suck me and would tell me she loved tasting my ex's pussy on me (knowing my ex she was cheating too so who knows how many other dudes she was tasting on my ex's cum on my cock). She had a really good libido and would want to fuck several times a night, since we didn't see each other as much as we wanted. One night I was spent after 2 or 3 go arounds (and my ex's loose slop hole the night before). This was back when sex shops were sketchy and rapey and you couldn't just order vibrators and stuff online so she wanted me to find her something to fuck herself with. I really didn't know what to say so I stood there dumb for a second. She stood up and went digging through the cabinets in the kitchen for something to use as a dildo. She finds one of those reusable coke-bottle-shaped reusable waterbotles and casusally asks "M's ?". I nodded and she strutted to the couch and took the lid off of my ex's favorite waterbottle and started to shove it into her cummy used pussy. When she had cum, there was some of both of our cum in the bottle so she went back to the kitchen and rinsed it off. I was glad she wasn't going to stain more of M's shit with our cum but after the inside was cleaned out, she stuck the threads/tip back in her pussy, put the lid back on and put it back in the cupboard. She made the shhhh motion with her finger and then trotted off to bed naked. God I miss that slut
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>>718817543
might as well post some of mine

>5 threesomes as mentioned
>fucked a mom and daughter at different times but the daughter was too drunk to remember
>"raped" a few girls it's acctually surprising that so many chicks are into this kinda roleplay
>drunk stripper cousin sucked my cock
>6 or 7 swinger parties
>fucked a girl on the dancefloor with tons of people watching
>kinda gross but took shots of jack out of a girls cunt
>fucked my 4th grade teacher
>watched an ex blow a dog.....odd girl
>wife cucked her husband with me for a few years would send him pics and everything
>fucked a cop FWB in her cruiser

fuck my 20's were interesting
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>>718818434
Does worth it? Being this kinky and doing all the worst shit possible?
If so, what was your best sex?
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>>718819790
yeah i would miss an evil slut like that too
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>>718819579
damn i wanted to see them taking some dick
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>>718808018
>It wasn't gay it was bi

That's basically like saying it wasn't murder it was involuntary assisted suicide. There's nothing wrong with it just stop lying to yourself about who you are yo.
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>>718819069
thought you were leaving/done is all (in response to impatience)
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>>718819579
>>718819960
Like I said, maybe one day. Shits changing around here on the 20th and I'm not sure I want to stick around for the shenanigans.
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>>718805673
I let my girlfriend take a shit on me
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>>718819856
>fucked a cop FWB in her cruiser

Expand on this
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My wildest is probably when I ended up sucking on one of my wife's tits while my wife's 10/10 female lover sucked on the other one and finger banged her to orgasm all while the female lover was being doggy fucked by her husband.....this was after all sorts of fucking and sucking (only among our own partners)

Not a bad way to spend an evening
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>>718820241
what was that like? my girlfreind wants to shit on me and me do the same? is it hot at all? i feel likeitdjust be gross/
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>>718820195
>>718820171
I started this nonsense. I brake for nothing 'cept 404.

Also, someone wanted more brunette tits. Sooooo enjoy!
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>>718820195
yea i understand dude trust me i got shit going back over a decade and never share with all the new laws and shit

don't want no prison for sharing nudes
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>>718820326
If it's solid it's sexy as fuck, i love watching her asshole open and watch it come out right before I slide my cock deep in there.

So you gf say she wants to? How did she approach you? Is it her idea? details :)
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>>718820195
fuck that blond is nice and THICC
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>>718820358
NICE!!!!!! keep em coming
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>>718820070
not the guy you were talking to but i kinda agree there's a difference. I had a cousin make me suck his dick a lot when I was little and had a friend that in 5th grade would have me over for sleep overs just so he could suck my dick. While those sound kinda hot on paper, they really don't turn me on at all to dudes. even if there is more focus on a guy than a girl in a porn I'll change it, but when my gf asks what kind of threeseome Id be into it's always MMF. I guess I like to watch guys get off and get off too, but I don't really want to be involoved in getting them off. So bi, but not gay?
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>>718820358
very nice, would love even more
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Fucked whore on Ferris wheel at fair, blowjobs in school bathrooms, gangbanged corner bitch, whores at park, beej on train, fat slut on shopping cart, usually no condom and hot mess cream pies every time. Cuck someone on a boat and almost drown him, railed wifes cousin in front of her twice and denied it, those were the memorable ones anyways
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>>718820358
>>718820402
I meant that my work environment is changing (e.g. brand new POTUS to break in)

I have some OC going back 18 years. Hell, these are from '09. I just made some friend to get a hard drive back that I thought I had lost. It's all fun and games until the PCB breaks on an older HD.

>>718820624
Yeah she is. She even sent me a couple more fun pictures after because of how much fun she had. I'll add 'em here in a bit.

>>718820722
Yessir

>>718820797
Yup yup
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>>718820840
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>>718820832
how can u bang the cousin infront of ur wife and deny it? is ur wife blind?
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>>718819856
Need more on your cousin and the girl who sucked a dog.
Also you can call it roleplay all you want... we know what happened anon...
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>>718820840
trump wants you to share
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I blew the family dog before and fingered our female dog in heat. it was during those raging hormone teenage years
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>>718821083
probably means under her nose, as in same building, adjacent rooms, whatever
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>>718820840
bill?
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>>718813570
You're ahead of me mate hahahah
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> A childhood friend I didn't see for ages is recontacting me
> We talk a bit, then after some messages he is trying to tell me awkwardly that he wants to do a threesome with his 10/10 gf
> Doesn't take me long to figure out he's a big cuck
> I accept
> We meet up with his gf
> She seems very stressed and she's just doing this to please him (she knows him since she's 15 and she never fucked with another man)
> We do preliminaries, one of the best bj I've ever got, then we move on
> She's so fucking stressed & uncomfortable that I can't even penetrate her, there is a fucking wall inside of her pussy
> We decide to stop

A few months later...
> Guy tells me he want to retry, and his gf seems to be more comfortable with it
> wellwhynot.jpg, this time we meet all 3 to talk a bit before
> As the conversation progresses, we talk a lot about sex
> His gf accept to do footjobs and face fuck,
> She's okay to try anal
> We are all horny as fuck
> Few days later we meet up to fuck
> Best fuck I ever had
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>>718821062
>>718821245
I bet he does. Silly smalls hands.

>>718821274
Bill?
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>>718821500
is that you bill, you horndog you.
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>>718821102
honestly takes me a lot to get really rough with chicks....last girlfriend wanted me to choke her out when i creampied her

but the stories aren't really that good

>see cousin at stripclub
>she want's to introduce me around and party with them later
>go back to her's with a few stripper friends and a fucking creepy dj dude
>party till like 4-5 most people are passed out or gone
>go lay in cousins bed to sleep....thought she was passed out in the spare room
>cousin comes in blackout drunk strips down and gets in bed
>strokes cock
>blows me
>shoot a load in her throat and pass out
>wake up grab shit and leave
>never talked about it again
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>>718821500
>>718821713
Sadly, no...not the former POTUS. Would kill to work in the WH though.
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>>718818749
Kekekekekekekekekek
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>>718821851
it's okay bill your secret is safe with me
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>>718821754
Kek. That's gold. I wish I had someone at least half decent to do this with/to. My family is uggo. Besides my wife.
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When I was 16 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend and then we were fuck buddies for quite a while
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>>718806648
I love you, anon
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>>718821851

>>718821972
Good.

>>718818749
I lol'd
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>>718809153

8/8
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>>718821989
i spent most of my 20's in a drunken stupor fucking everything that moved she wasn't bad looking for trailer trash

i actually fucked my 9/10 first cousin too but we were 12
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I had this blonde that I was in love with for years, and we would always go on early highschool no drivers license sort of dates but once school started we never saw each other. Fast forward a few years and we are both back in town from college. I invite her to a party at my friends house because horny. she shows up and is acting as innocent and sheltered virgin like she always had. We get a little drunk and go sleep in some random bedroom and start to cuddle and it leads to fucking. She says I don't need a condom and that she has always wanted for me to cum inside her the first time we fuck ( I took this to mean virgin first, she turned out to be a total whore). We fuck raw for a while and she keeps stopping to suck my dick REALLY thoroughly. I don't really love bj so I stop her several times so we can get back to fucking. She says she's sorry but she didn't have a chance to shower before she came to the party. Says it over and over until I ask what she's talking about.
>she's from a different college
>drove in this morning
>came directly from a huge party the night before
>"I let 2 guys fuck me last night. Sorry I didn't clean up before"

I'm shocked but kinda turned on. Now that I know I can fuck her and not have to date her/call her/whatever.

>"They didn't have condoms and I told them not to cum inside me but I didn't really stop them either"
>"Here, let me clean you off again, I feel bad that you might have gotten some strangers cum on your dick"
>she'd kissed me after "cleaning me off"
>she let me eat her out
>Came buckets, got tested excessively and came out good

>still kinda hot
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>>718809153

I got got
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haven't told a soul about this until now

when i was younger, around 10-12 can't remember exactly
sister used to sneak into my room when i was sleeping, would get under the blankets, play with my dick while she took my hand and fingered herself with it
found out about this shit happening when i woke up in the middle of it one night
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>>718820438
Seconded. Curious how she approached you to try it
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>>718805673
I've had 3 threesomes, 1 foursome, watched a chick suck then fuck a dog. Same chick had dog in her and i came from behind and stuck my cock in her pussy as well and the dog and I DP her pussy. Was hot at the moment.
Done a lot of other crazy shit also
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a few years ago my best friends sister, whom I wanted to fuck for years, blew my dick at a party. gf haven't found out.

also fucked a mare a few times, better than girl pussy
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>>718813013
>MySpace
>waterbed
Myspace was around in 1991?
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When I was 18 on vacation with parents in Caribbean...Parents were off for the day and I was hanging at the bar...old rich dude chats me up and convinces me to cum check out his big yacht...go back to boat...and let him and 2 of his friends use me sexually for several hrs.

It was awesome- still fap to it to this day.
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>>718822415
i always wished i could have seen the chick i saw blow hers get fucked
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>>718822698
Parents of the Caribbean
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>>718822220
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>>718811566
Tasted like cherry chap stick.
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>>718822773

Dinner was fun that night with the parents..."what did you do today Anon?" "oh....not much" :)
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>>718822764
to bad, its a sight to see the shit in real life!!! Quickest I've ever cummed when my cock was in there with the dogs.
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>>718811624
sounds like a keeper to me
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>>718822980
FUCKING FINALLY!!!
i have been waiting this whole damn thread for someanon to get what i was doing there
much love /b/ro
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>>718822875
Just wanted to say thanks, I'm thoroughly enjoying these.
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>>718814803
ha. Met a girl from Chile in my junior year of college in an upper level class. Started hanging out, studying and fucking, but never dating. About a month later, I suggested going out to the college bars one evening and she said she didn't like going because they card. I said we don't have to drink-- just dance and hang out. MFW she said she was only 16. She started college when she was 14.
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>>718822875
fuck i love that blonde
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>>718822875
>>718823167
I am glad you are enjoying these.

>>718823210
Agreed.
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You in DC? Fine town for that stuff IMHO.
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>>718823343
wow......full frontal?
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>>718823343
best oc ever. and I mean the whole set/thread of yours
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>>718823343
is that an s13?
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>>718823485
>>718823343
Agreed! Best ever!
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Fucking my (now) ex-gf in the ass on a public parking lot and then cum in her ass. She was kneeing on the backseat of her car and i was standing out in the open fucking her from behind.

After i came she pressed most of the cum on the ground outside and then sucked my dick clean.

damn that bitch was nasty. miss her sometimes.
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>>718823343
>>718823393
It's a fantastic town for this stuff. Legit love it

>>718823457
Nope, just more of this.

.>>718823485
Thanks anon. Fun to start it out with just them kissing.
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>>718809426
Details
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My wife and I were on vacation. Met two guys on the beach who were obviously flirting with her. Fast forward, we all took turns fucking her that night. They both wore condoms, but I came in her and one of the dudes licked my cum out of her. The other guy came in her mouth.
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>>718823598
was there any poop and did she enjoy it more if she did eat some?
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>>718823598
Pressed the cum on the ground? Wtf? Did she scoot like a dog with a dingleberry?
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>>718823762

keep posting
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>>718823762
>>718823559
Not sure. This was an older set she took for an ex. She sent them to me after our fun.

>>718824212
That's the plan.
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>>718823870
niceee
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>>718824141
used a squeegee from the backseat
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>>718823925
No, i never had any poop on my dick when doing anal with her. Always clean.

>>718824141
She went behind another car and got rid of it there. Obviously she had to, cant imagine its fun when theres cum from ur ass running into your leggings while driving a car.
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>>718824243

some more ass of hers or preferably the brunnete please
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>>718824243
i've never wanted to see a girl out of a corset so much
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>>718822093
Story please
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>>718824243
>>718824424
How about this?
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>>718823762
This Girl is so fucking hot. Made me super Hard
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>>718824554
here slam piggy slam piggy slam piggy sooooowwweeeeeeee slam piggy
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>>718824554
did she have surgery on her lower back?
looks like there is some scars or something
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>>718824554

that's what I'm talking about
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>>718814319
you ruined what could have been an awesome life
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>>718824554
haha she has the slut stamp!
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>>718805673
when i was a kid, bitch's dad shot at me as i fled her room through the window spitting cum everywhere as i went
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>>718824554
>>718824522
Haha. I wish I had that as well.

>>718824563
Excellent anon.

>>718824687
Something like that...

>>718824859
She mentioned having some sort of errant growth removed. I jokingly asked if she had a tail and she seemed slightly mad but then brunette flashed us and she forgot all about it.

>>718824910
Agreed.

>>718825062
Yeah, Playboy bunny tat.
>>
>>718825072
yea.....been there
>>
>>718825185
still got wood floor in my ass
>>
>>718825179
SHE DID!
she did have a fucking tail!! that's what it was!!!!
she truly is a fucking slam piggy holy kek!
good fucking find bill!
>>
nice set OP thanks
>>
some of the best OC i've ever seen on /b/
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>>718809153
Well played *tips fedora*
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>>718825179
>>718825341
Thanks. lol.

>>718825562
Many thanks, anon.

>>718825750
Many thanks.
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>>718809153
holy.shit.
>>
Op, how did you become such a non faggot? Good work
>>
When I was 17, my family went to Hawaii for a week. I'm femanon and I like girls, but at 17 I still wasn't sure about dick. I'm getting along with a local girl. 16/blond/surfer bod better than my gymnastics bod. I was in love. She convinces me to try random dick. Shows me this lifeguard hottie that is making me turn straight just looking at him. So blondie takes me into a beach changing stall with a hole in it, and says she'll go get lifeguard to take his 5 minutes in the other stall. I agreed. A couple minutes later, a dick slowly comes in through the hole. To me it was thick, maybe 6 or 6 1/2 inches. Looked nice and clean. I shouldn't have but I did. I gave it a couple strokes then tried sucking it. No practice yet so I wasn't real good, but I made up for it by getting up and turning around. I was wet, and backed up, letting it push into my pussy. It hurt at first, being my first thing other than a couple fingers, it wasn't too bad. I came real fast, and just stood there pushing against the wall, while he pounded me good. Probably only a couple minutes went by before he came in my pussy. He left without saying a word. I waited a few minutes until I could walk out with out cum leaking from me. I made my way back to the family at the beach spot. Blondie is chatting away with family, and getting a foot rub from my twin brother. 19yo sister is grinning. Sis comes over and whispers in my ear "That's for telling mom and dad I was flunking my classes." I didn't get it until she went to brother and said same thing.

That bitch told my brother that my blonde hottie was into him and would give him head in the changing stall.

Well, blonde hottie is now my brother's wife, but still my girlfriend(before gays could marry- bs or we would of married) Blondie and sis fuck sometimes but nothing as serious. Sis now has a Masters, and rubs that in my face because telling parents she was flunking almost got her pulled from school. But we're cool now.

I don't look for adventure now.
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>>718825944
>>718826127

Lots of dubs, trips, and a general respect of my penis, anon.
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>>718825884
>>718825949
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>>718826222
>im a femanon
you know the rules then
lets go post em
tits and timestamp
you brought this on yourself
>>
>>718825179
>some sort of errant growth removed
>those facial features
She might of been a FAS baby and had spina bifida. You mentioning it could have brought up family drama memories. Have you ever talked to her about again?
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>>718826327
Alright /b/ros, we are nearing the end of the pictures I have left. Anything else?

>>718826809
Nope, we only hung out maybe two other times.
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>>718809153
A+++
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>>718826899
gotta name or anything to save the pics under?
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>>718826899
checked

also i hope one day to see this full set!
>>
>>718826498
Trips say it's true

Check'em
>>
Ok,being with this girl for something like a week we go for a drink ......she drinks like a crazy then said let's go to my place where we can sit and relax ...I was thinking that she is only us at her place ....but no...
I go there everything was OK ...bla bla bla...she get undressed she comes over me I get undress as well she start to suck my dick..I hear something from the house and ask her if somebody is in the house she said no...then we start to fuck...I am sweating there like a horse and she is moaning like a bitch...and her mother enter the room ...without even ask her nothing ,her mother asked me
""She is again drunk????""
Then go out from the room without saying nothing else than that .she didn't said shit.....like a good boy I am ..I finished the work that I had ..fucked her than ..went out from the room then her mother comes and asked did you protect yourself .....I said yes ..but was a no...them she said goodbye with a fucking smile on her face....
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>>718826899
just thanks for sharing these fine ass bitches.
today op wasn't a fag
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>>718826998
kek'd at your pic related
glad you liked it anon
>>
>>718827146
yeahno
trips are not tits and timestamp
there will be no exceptions
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>>718808458
But still guy.lol
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>>718826899
Thank you OP. I really enjoyed these. Best thread of the day
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>>718827350
yeahno except now.
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>>718826899

>>718827045
Blonde was named Cass

>>718827111
One day anon. One day. Also checked

>>718827181
You are most welcome.

>>718827481
Many thanks, anon.
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>>718827951
cool so in other words just a roleplay faggot pretending
okay thanks for clearing that up
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>>718828137
TIL OP was not a faggot.
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>>718805673
>>718828265
Truly witnessed greatness today! thank you OP!
>>
>>718826222
moar famalam
u sound kinky as fuck
>>
>>718824554
I love this chubby blonde sloot.
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