Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
house centipedes anon
like a night shift? 10pm-8am here
its sucks cause its not even my job, i stay on a graveyard sleeping schedule for someone else.
Hey Anya, hey Chara!
I'm good thanks. Just got my medication not long since, and I'll be going to study in a little while.
hmmm. sounds like some job they put college teens to do, like a valet.
Why must you hurt me this way?!
Oh hey there Yui!
Alright, sounds like you have a plan for today, good luck with studying
Drawfag is still here...
Do you plan to come more often?
>Implying flat chest isn't best chest
Neat. I just got back from a meeting so I'm a little stressed. Got my grades back for my project though
how are you doing?
Aww, that's a shame. What do you usually do when you're stressed? I find just drinking tea and watching anime helps for me.
Thanks! I shouldn't take too long.
Nah, usually overnight stuff is maintenance or packaging. Most stores have overnight crews to restock items, clean the store, all that noise.
Shit man, why? As much as I love staying up at night, it's proven to be a bit of a pain in the ass in terms of being productive.
Bingo. Generally from about 8-10 AM till about 2-6 PM. Or later if I'm really tired. Makes getting things done while stores are still open kind of a pain to be honest.
I put way too much time into Minecraft yesterday. And nearly lost all my expensive shit by doing some lava diving.
I'm doing great, thank you! What about you?
Well then see ya soon
Or did you pick up shiro's insult Jibril?
i'll play it by ear. im kind of a reject even for a drawfag.
when you really like someone you do crazy things to get to talk to them, even if its just for a second on their lunch break
you work at a retail store?
just got home from work, I was tired today so I just gave the students assignments and left them to it :)
am I a bad teacher?
Huh... but why? You seem rather nice to be fair. I suppose something recent happened and that's why you came here?
>when you really like someone you do crazy things to get to talk to them
Yeah, I agree. I stay up until 3am and got only 4 hours sleep today because of it
Boi, I'm literally in my first year, I have no idea if you are a bad teacher.
Or do you like getting insulted and verbally abused? Is that your fetish?
More like 'Lets see if we can grow a tree on a house'. It worked. I have the biggest fucking trees man.
No. Make those assholes think for themselves.
its fine you dont need to do that :)
it's not like they are inmates, that are only students.
I just kind of chill. I play games or something, usually. If I don't feel up to much, I'll just watch something. I've also started playing LLSIF when I'm stressed, because for some reason that helps.
Hey, flat chests can be good on anyone. Just gotta have the right body type.
>I suppose something recent happened and that's why you came here?
nope, i just remember the waifu raid on the drawthreads and hadnt posted since then so i figured i would.
>only 4 hours sleep today because of it
I havent slept yet haha
I suppose you have a literal treehouse now?
But do you like?
Oh, I see... I still got a picture from one of them because of it.
>Haven't slept yet
Well, how long are you awake?
Love Live School Idol Festival. It's a mobile free-to-play rhythm game based on Love Live.
Kids need to learn critical thinking and common sense. Start em early.
I dont think anyone here actually took part in that.
Oh, nice. I've not played any rhythm games in a long time, and I really enjoy them. I'll have to look it up!
I'm gonna go study now for my exams. See you all soon!
No. I have a housetree. Fuck conventions.
Why am I not surprised
I got too comfy and tried to leap a lava river. Managed to get a platform under me and saved my shit.
you have a crush on popopopka? thats so cute///
someone mentioned it earlier before i did
A housetree would've been my second guess!
Huh? No, I don't. Popopopka just visited once and drew 2-3 pics of different anons and then chilled with us.
So I was lucky that she drew Chara for me.
It's a really fun game! And I'm really into Love Live so I enjoy the hell out of it.
Good luck with your studying!
I mean, considering Anya is an idol...
oh i guess i misread, i blame sleep deprivation.
poka is A+ tho, would crush on /10
Well I didnt know that.
Silly Germans and your extended words for abstract concepts.
And your choice in boyfriend...
Im beginning to think he is just trying to be best idol.
I'm sure Mako could become a great idol! Maybe.
I know that all too well. Just ask Anya.
But alas, all my jobs thus far have been evening or night shift. So I'm good.
>Tfw no more night shift when I go to the auto industry
Used to. Was the absolute worst experience ever. Underpaid, over worked, bitched at and blamed for everything, managers hated me cause I got shit done when they said I wasn't allowed to do things my way. One manager saw that though, and every time we worked the same shift, we got SOOOOOO much done compared to the other managers. I do wonder what happened to that guy.
Off to home!
I know what that is, I was questioning what you were getting at.
That must've been scary.
I don't have a favorite block, really.
>I haven't said anything to them I think.
Eh, don't feel forced to talk to him just to ask, it was really nothing important.
>I just wish I knew more about how she feels.
You've got to stay positive, maybe she's trying to get over with everything before moving on with you. I wouldn't rush things.
>At least it was only one book.
A very expensive one.
>Work is actually good for you.
Probably, I know it can't be worse than staying as an useless NEET.
I'm just a really lazy one.
I shouldn't crush on any more people tbh. It's getting out of hand
But to be fair, I think most of the drawfags are fine.
But God have mercy on the poor waifufag who says he's from waifu and want a pic from his waifu.
I feel like you're attempting to be mean about someone and failing.
I believe in the heart of the cards!
*lets it rip*
The one time I dont have a water bucket...
Double housetree? The Housetree family?
Claiming the cutie with crabs
>But God have mercy on the poor waifufag who says he's from waifu and want a pic from his waifu.
Stop being retarded, EHG was the only one being a dramatic slut.
I got my drawing anyway, just not from him.
im naturally inclined to be up at night, but being up past sunrise is where its too much for me.
ive been up since 2pm, its 9am, will probably end up staying up past lunch. im already an energy drink into this weekend and im exhausted.
but i also have the flu so that isnt helping.
eh, drawfags are used to waifufags. even im a waifu for some people, the low standards they must have.
No. A housetreehouse-tree
Nah, I didn't mean EHG. I meant that other dramatic slut who was like "at least we can draw instead of those poor pathetic fuckers"
Really? The last time I lurked they seemed super salty because or Ruri (not counting EHG since it's his thing to be salty)
>even I'm a waifu for some people
N I C E
>the low standards they must have
Not so nice.
Why do you think you'd be a bad waifu?
Trust me. I don't feel obligations to talk to anyone. I just talk to who I talk to when I feel like talking to them.
And yeah, I hope that is the case.
Eh, it's a textbook so I knew it wasn't going to be some 5 dollar red tag special at Border's or Barnes and Nobles.
Eh, the laziness is easy to overcome. Just DO something. Even if it is just walking around your neighborhood or exercise. A body in motion wants to stay in motion, after all.
But do you believe in the me that believes in you?
it was kind of always a joke that i was a shitty waifu because i wasnt well liked, but i guess now that i am a full time waifu i should probably grow up huh.
people tell drawfags that theyre breaking the global rules because they avatarfag and they should be banned for it, so theyre probably a little bit defensive about it. but who gives a fuck
D R O P P E D
You sure its not the House-treehousetree?
Only if you play a mean pinball.
>giving a shit about global rules
well, I can still see your point though, so...
Why weren't you well liked? You seem like a nice and comfy person to be around?
Also, who's Pin?
yes, I'm sure. I pronounce it so it's a housetreehouse-tree
If that's another reference then it's still somehow gone over my head.
I'm not just going to explain how to shit on someone to you.
Thats a shitpoor pronunciation then. And Im not even German.
I forgot. Im actually old. Its a line from a song.
Because if I shit on something then I shit on their entire existence.
Are you old?
As am I, it's why I like night jobs. But if I want to work on cars for a living, I gotta do what I gotta do and stay up at night.
Generally if I have to be up during the day, I can do it through force of will though no drinks needed.
>tfw I've had to change my nocturnal habits recently...
That dead dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball
no I'm not into that...
>Start em early.
most of them are in their 20s
sounds like a bad work environment.
it's not! Fuck you!
Hausbaumhausbaum is completely fine!
Have you been getting more sleep?
there are rules that apply to /b/ they just arent really well enforced.
i dont really know anything about cars but if it makes you happy i guess youre going to have to wake and sleep like a normie.
So, what are you into then?
Shush, I know! That's why I was making fun of it.
Only very few people, if any, actually care for that shit
when will hiroshima give me the sweet release of b&
That's only a sweet release for like... 3 days, so basically worth nothing.
Post some cheesepizza then you get banned foreveer!
In 10 minutes even!
Pretty good, taking a break from xcom 2 and about to head out for groceries.
Takeuchi is a quite good artist when he's not busy making Saberfaces.
im canadian i cant afford to post cheesepizza, then ill get B& and V&
How is it? I'm still yet to play it.
>when he's not busy making Saberfaces.
So he's not a good artist then?
It's pretty good, basically depends how well you liked the previous game, I completed it when it came out and now doing a modded playthrough with all characters named from various waifus.
>So he's not a good artist then?
Most of my favorite pictures are by him so I can't say he's not a good artist, he just has a certain obession with Saber, which I have to admire, being willing to ruin your proffesional reputation for your waifu is worthy of admieration.
Lo and behold, that such depravity without equal went unchallenged
ooh, I like that game.
Although I think the first one was better, partly due to the second game that came out with it.
But then you'd finally know peace from this F U N
So, do you have anymore plans for today?
I haven't played the previous game either, so I can't really make a comparison.
I was just joking, because there's never a moment when Takeuchi isn't making Saberfaces. I'm pretty sure it's listed as his Noble Phantasm somewhere.
you mean enemywithin?
And yeah probably, but that's very common with this type of game, expansion packs and mods add so much that the new game always lacks just a bit behind.
I do recommend checking them out on sale, provided you don't mind hard games.
Ha and yeah, I meant more on the character/drawing level, like he has the potential but doesn't apply himself enough.
kinda just fighting how sleepy i am right now, I'll probably just crash and sleep all day
Yup, I meant enemy within. Really liked that one.
Did you play any previous ones? Like UFO: Afterlight?
Why are you still up then? Go to bed if you're fighting to stay awake.
I have the previous game, I'm just yet to play it. I play surprisingly few games, really. I blame it on some kind of fatigue.
Yeah, Takeuchi is actually a good artist, he just likes his waifu far too much. Not that I disagree in his choice of waifu really, though I'm a little frustrated that he seems to be turning Arcueid into a saberface.
Ehehehe, I wonder why~
It was. It's why I'm glad I no longer work retail at all, in any form.
Ya, 12 hours m8.
It does. Again, ask Anya...or anyone in this thread really. I love working on machines, cars and bikes specifically.
Finally home. Had to make a fuck ton of stops today.
Keep in mind that Enemy Within came out a bit over a year after EU, so should give 2 some time for its own expansion pack.
And no, shamefully not, it's one of thsoe things I know I should , I just never get around to.
I know what you mean, far too often just waste away with KanColle, shitposting and stuff like ss13.
Indeed, the remake really isn't looking good, though honestly never was that big a fan of the idea in the first place. Speaking of which, new melty blood when?
Well, I can hardly leave my kitty without me for too long.
>I love working on machines, cars and bikes specifically.
Probably the only thing you love more than me.
Honestly, KanColle has taken up far too much of my time. Each event I get sucked in so hard and end up dying a little inside.
I'll be interested to see how the remake is, but at this point I have little faith in it. I'm not sure there'll be a new Melty Blood, honestly. French Bread seem to be doing their own thing now.
That's good, seems like you're catching up on sleep again. Anya told me it hit you harder than you said it did.
You cuntbag, don't lie to me, I'm as worried over you as you are over me.
Fair enough. Hope it gets a nice expansion too. I wonder if they're going for the same concept like in Enemy Within.
Yeah, I also only played UFO:Afterlight, which was surprisingly fun and good despite the age of the game.
You'd probably like it.
thats not how this works, thats not how any of this works.
idk who anyone is yet, gonna take me a while to learn all the waifus
In fairness, it also hit harder than Mako thought it did.
Same, luckily I've managed to avoid the temptation to try and rank, but still spend too much time orel cruising. Speaking of which did you see the news? Zara and Arashio kai 2 coming.
And I know, just got a bit of hope, I had made a bunch of gifs of Shiki's animations from the last one but sadly lost them.
Yeah, though if anything I'd probably go for the full classic Ufo enemy unknown , I do like my old games still occasionally boot up homm3.
Almost as much, not quite though.
I do not lie. I just don't realize some things until they're said to me in detail!
Anya is the white haired one calling me her kitty.
>that's not how it works
So you're staying awake to talk with someone else later on?
>I don't know any waifu
Most of us have filenames anyway, so you can read those and only remember the ones without a filename.
Never was a big homm fan, but that's probably because I never played the old ones.
Well alright then... as long as you're getting better I'm okay with that.
I think I told that Anya too, but whenever somethings bothering you and you just need to vent or talk to someone, you can come to me.
Zara k2? I might actually have to level her now. I think levelling Arashio isn't happening though, I have too many destroyers.
Their other games are pretty good too, at least I had a lot of fun with UNIEL. I think they also made Dengeki Bunko Fighting Climax? Which was fun for waifu wars if nothing else.
I'M SORRY I'M NOT A CAR, MAYBE YOU'D LOVE ME MORE THAT WAY.
Hey, you called yourself my kitty first, don't you remember?
sorry I was at the store.
I don't really have any special interests.
kinda? i have a bad habit of flipping my schedule to days on fridays bypulling an all nighter, and then back to nights on sundays by pulling another all nighter.
that way i can play videa on weekends
also i thought there was more than one of you per waifu i was expecting to have to learn your typing styles?
I sadly don't have her, so will have to be ready to farm if she drops. I also have a lot but she's likely to be a Daihatsu carrier and you can never have enough of those
That is a point, I'm still pretty light on those. I think in terms of destroyers I'm just waiting for more Shiratsuyu k2s though.
Great googly moogly I need to start waking up at 5:00 am again; this 10:00 am shit is driving me bonkers.
Also, heya; how's everybody today?
>no special interests
that's a blatant lie, you're on 4chan!
But okay, sure, I'll believe you
Cute, are you waiting for your SO or just for someone to talk to?
>I was expecting to have to learn your typing styles?
To be fair, we have two people with the same waifus.
That's tomoko and tomoko.
The tomoko we call smug only writes in lower case letters and tends to write short answers
Doing fine, thank you very much, what about you?
Oi, you played Terraria. I entered Hardmode and I noticed that muh Crimson and Hallow are spreading at an alarming rate.
I dug a 4x4 gap between the rest of the world and my base, so I kinda have a floating citadel thing going on. Will this stop the Crimson and Hallow from engulfing my base?
the sun is glaring off my tablet really bad making it hard to see, i think it might be time for me to duck out.
catch you later waifu fags
waitin for my husband yeah.
What about mundane interests, then?
A bit sleepy; I can't ever seem to sleep well when there's a full moon out. Otherwise 9/10 very adequate.
hmmm ok I realy like tattooed girls.
I'm pretty good! Got out of a kind of stressful meeting a couple of hours ago, but now I'm just relaxing and feeling pretty good about things.
Interesting; what do you like about them?
Good to hear!
I'm back from studying. All of a sudden I'm really tired!
That's nice. Anything interesting you did?
Oh, that sounds interesting. I've always thought about getting a tatoo but so far I don't know what to tatoo
Believe me, I vent a lot. I'm giving you fair warning with that.
P L S
BECOME THE /o/, TRANSFORM INTO A CAR!
My fucking sides.
How about you?
How'd the studying go?
I'LL BECOME THE MIATA YOU WISH YOUR CAR WAS
If you don't remember, I can always remind you.
That's what friends are here for. Go ahead and vent.
I think it is just that it's something different, duno.
you should do it, but don't do anything to weird...
I want to get a tattoo myself but I might move to japan so I'm not sure.
It went pretty well thanks. I almost let my emotions get the better of me, but I managed to push through the thoughts of "I can't do this", and I ended up doing pretty good!
Now I feel really tired, so I guess I'm done for the day and I'll just do some background reading.
Not really. I thought about starting to knit a placemat, but I just felt too tired to do anything. I think I'll do that later today, probably when these really dumb ghost shows air on TLC. Or maybe I'll just watch a crappy horror movie instead? Drive-In Massacre and Driller Killer are on my to-watch list.
How about you?
Gosh golly gee whiz, I'm actually funny!
Not too shabby, tabby.
So, what type of vent we talking here? Heating vent? AC vent? ...Ventrillo?
>This fucking cat
Reality sucks, i want to go back
Oh? Are tattoos not something that's okay in Japanese culture?
Forgot to ask, but who's the waifu? And feel free to vent.
Mm, sometimes emotions can get the better of you with things like this. It happens to me a lot really, there are times when I feel like I can't do anything and lose hope. But if you manage to push through it that's pretty great.
That's good. Got any plans for the day?
And what is it you remember, exactly?
That cat still isn't the best kitty in this thread.
no most people don't like tattoos, you risk losing your job over a tattoo.
and if you are crazy enough to go to a bathing house you would probably get escorted to not offend the other guests.