hey /b/, what's your favourite flavour of crisps? I like Walkers cheese and onion. You can recognise these crisps because the packet is a blue colour.
My neighbour likes Walkers crisps too!
Shut the fuck up colonial scum. Just be glad we didn't fuck you up as badly as we fucked up Iraq and Israel
Gotta be Worcester Sauce, Or Pickled Onion Walkers if you can find it
go suck a log of shit out of the queens asshole fucking dumb britbong
>Beefy monster munch are the best monster munch
Pickled onion is the best you sick fuck
It's not an erican invention you dumb fuck. Like always you americunts take credit for something that was invented by someone else
Now say it with me "Crisps"
Best Flavour here even superior to cheese and onion
The potato chip was invented in 1853 by George Crum. Crum was a Native American/African American chef at the Moon Lake Lodge resort in Saratoga Springs, New York, USA. French fries were popular at the restaurant and one day a diner complained that the fries were too thick.
Now say it with me..."NIGGER"
You're just mad cause you couldn't hold your own even when you had the upper hand bitches now get used to calling them chips before trump decides to exert his full force to dick slap all you Brit cunts until you learn who's daddy now
Americans never invented anything you ignorant fat fuck. Your claim to fame is turning celebrities into fucking royalty, and raising a generation of faggot low test males who are busy rejecting and repealing everything your "muh freedums" holds dear
You built your economy on the rubble of the rest of the world after two wars, based on war and excess consumption. You require a gigantic military because your country doesn't understand anything else and because without it the whole world will almost certainly turn on your otherwise worthless piece of shit country in a heartbeat.
The time will come when the rest of the world recovers from the travesties of two world wars, and your little "lead" will be extinguished, especially when the beaners and niggers finally rout your country from within in the next 100 years.
Crisps were a British invention - or if you want to hold onto the alternative name, it becomes a nigger/indian invention - so fuck off.
The earliest known recipe for potato chips is inWilliam Kitchiner's cookbookThe Cook's Oracle, first published in 1817, which was a bestseller in England and the United States.
Now say it with me "Dumb fucking Americunt"
>tfw American Southern Dialect is closer to true english than britbongs
I see that you're also stupid. Only mutes have no accent. Brits, on the other hand, have a severe speech impediment that forces them to add 'r's to words ending in vowels and remove them from others. The impediment is the result of gum disease and inbreeding.
>Sorry I can't hear you properly with all of those cheese burgers and doughnuts in your mouth.
Fuck Walkers, Lays are where it's at
There is in a civilised country where people know that 'colour' is derived from the French word 'couleur'.
And which country did not need an idiot like Noah Webster to destroy the language because he couldn't spell himself.
>Oh no now more than 1 is ganging up on me, oh it must be a samefag
Kys you fat dumb retarded newfaggot.
>Tfw wake up and not swarmed by muzzies
>go to store and not have my daughter raped by shitskins
>head to firing range and pop off a few boxes
>head on home and kick my feet up
>click on the news, oh there's another nation wide muslim riot in Germany
>sip my shitty beer and be proud of being an American
Someone's got some extra strength butthurt goin on over here
Those are the worst sensations! Chilli is the best one.
potato chips is something you eat at a cinema or something. Maximum once a week.
My favourite is sweet chili flavour
Hmm....delicious food? Or 2 years maybe on this shitty earth?
god i hate this.
Would you rather die a natural death, or a death where you suffer every second of your life. Digesting pills and having your body treated as a reconstructed sandwich.
That's when they have teeth, what with all those donuts they cram down their necks
All deaths are natural.
What constitutes as unnatural? Being stuck by a fireball casting wizard?
Besides, I don't think they could get away with selling crisps if it instantly cripples you with permanent pain.
Try getting off your fat ass and going for a jog sometime.
If you fucking live off of potato chips. A bag of chips every two weeks does less harm to you than breathing the shit air in whatever shit city you live in. Not sure about crisps, though.
These are really good, but it would probably confuse the fuck out of brits.
Are you retarded? U think studies done by an organisation like the OECD wouldn't weight the averages? Education system sure sucks in America. Guess that's why the two best Universities int the world are in the UK.
Lays wasabi ginger kettle cooked chips are quite good, although not sure if they've been discontinued or just stopped stocking in stores around me.
Also enjoy lays ketchup chips, a bit of a treat whenever I visit Canada.
>Choosing the inferior flavour
Sea salt is where it's at, boy.
once i get started with these fuckers i'll eat them until i can't feel my mouth
Fries are the things you get from MacDonalds and KFC and shit.
Chips are chunky and either from a Fish 'n' Chip shop (Chippy) or home-made. That's right, you can make these shits yourself out of potatoes.
I eat 'em and use 'em as bait for fishing. I've caught quite a few catfish, crappy, and even some bass with these fuckers.
if you got to get heated over who invented fried slices of potatoes, you got bigger problems there matey. You'd be eating sauerkraut if we didn't get involved in ww2. You've lose every colony your empire tried to control. Your food is shit. Your responsible for the spice girls, Russell Brand, and yes, fried slices of fucking potatoes. Just for me, just once, say aluminum.
Check my singles, chewy.
You love balls attached to a guy's dick. Well played though, topkek.
How hasn't anyone mentioned [spoiler]Space Rayyders[/spoiler] yet?
This is the only correct answer. The rest can fuck off and die.
>Ever have your blood drawn and tested? Should probably see what your cholesterol level is, some time. Honestly, you might be surprised.
This is why /b/ is shit nowadays. Fucking full of moralfags from tumblr. Old /b/ would've been laughing their ass off at that anon and encouraging him to eat them all in one go. I despise what this place has become, turned in to pure shit right before my eyes.