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can't sleep, too bored.. plus it's weird living in

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can't sleep, too bored.. plus it's weird living in a new place, y'know?
evening /b/
what're ya up to?
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jackin it
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>>718769532
OH MY GOD. IS THAT YOU?!
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>>718769594
that does sound good, but I'm still semi-sleepy too.. my needs are blank, I'unno what to do!
I WANT MY NAME TO BE SPAGHETTI
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Just fucking my wife. Made a gif for you.
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>>718769713
Frost your tips
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>>718769691
ah yeah, that's back when I was living in the Palisades.. musta seen a cockroach or something.
>>718769770
that seems immodest~
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>>718769532
just wrapping up a 12 hour work day.
not drinkin anything tonight?
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>>718769884
My nigga, how's life? You're one of the few people I like and recognize on this board. Glad to see you're still alive.
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>>718769837
what tips? I got stringy, horribly balding hair under here, it'd be like frosting a fishing-line tangle.
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>>718770048
nah, but I have stuff in my backpack to drink.. hmm.
uh, congrats on making it home after working that hard! relax, buddy
>>718770086
finally in a damn room again, with a bed, window and door.. and, of course, my window I use twice as much~ you?

shit, I gotta stay awake.
MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAM6mG6BWjw
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>>718770454
Life is good for me. New year, new me, new semester, and just enjoying living. Glad to hear you have a space to live in :D.

Rains like hell over here though, so that's a negative.

Also, good choice on the song. Too upbeat for me at this hour, but excellent nonetheless.
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>>718770670
move to seattle? new zealand? ireland? the phillipines?

how about a 'lil hot, wet darkness~?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBvwcH4XX6U
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>>718770842
Try Bay Area, Commiefornia.

Rain is stopping tomorrow though, so not too bad.
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>>718770842
You drinking today nickle?
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>>718770965
oh ferocious, that's gotta be comfortable. I'm up to North Texas near Dallas, it's cold again outside being super windy and 80 yesterday.
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>>718769532
Say, OP, have you ever noticed thatyou're the ONLY person on /b/ lame enough to make attention whore threads of nothing but webcam selfies? Literally no one else is trying to be an e-celeb blogging on /b/. You're the only person who thinks it's a good idea to try and force-meme your own face.
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>>718771109
well, I found two 40s of Steel in my backpack and a tallboy too, so I'm gonna have a nip, make sure I get back to bed in a hurry later.

Ka haaa, up all nite, baybeh~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl6kjAkVw_s
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This 'guy' is cancer
Self reaction pictures are the definition of faggot
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>>718771120
I wish it was that warm over here during the winter. I'm a seagull man, (opposite of a snowbird), and hot weather is sooo much better than snow.

Is rent cheap in Texas btw? I'm considering moving out there and becoming a real estate agent.
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>>718771313
Plus all of these pictures are the same shit posted in all these gay threads. God I hate this website so much
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>>718769713
your name can be spaghetti if you do this with timestamp :D

btw you got bananas yet?
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Oh hey its drinking guy.


Sup dude?
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>>718771308
Brb, gotta use the bathroom
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>>718771197
Better this than endless trap, reckt, hookup, cringe or banana threads, mm?
>>718771352
buddy, it can be total wild-card where I live, but it's never too much to deal with. I'm more of an owl, I guess, but rent varies from where ya go.. efficiencies in Denton are amazing though, I could use one to live alone and simple.
>>718771439
when italian drug deals go bad!
and nawww, I spent the day getting started on FF15.
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>>718771503
hey buddy! whatcha drinkin' tonite?
>>718771522
ergh, now I gotta go too.. nnhh..
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>>718769532
Oh hey fatass how are you doing?
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>>718771642
Aint drinkin' today. Got my appendix removed yesterday.

Might ask the cute nurse for a re-up on morphine though
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>>718771409
You can leave you're only bumping you whiny faggot lol
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>>718771665
Lol'd
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>>718771665
can't sleep, how would YOU be doin', butt-chin?
>>718771781
whoof, good thing to get it done.. and yeah, get her to bring a Harlequin romance novel and read it aloud~<3
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>>718771969
How's the moving coming along nickle? Last time you saw your bread you were talking about moving
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>>718769532
>just going to work it fucking sucks
On the plus side I have some home made cider in shed that's been brewing for 8 months and finally going to drink it today with my buddies
It's gunna be a strong bitch with an overpowering hangover tomorrow
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>>718771197
>leave now faggot
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>>718772137
all done two days ago! just me, some extra shit for the roommates, and my bed in here with me.. plus, an awesome fan for sleeping.
the four days it all seemed to take was a fuckin' nightmare though.
https://youtu.be/onGWF8mz1Zw?t=200

>>718772167
now there's the payoff, brother! I expect a full report the next time we bump into eachother
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>>718772428
Congrats man ! I know how much of a bitch moving can be glad to hear you're done with it
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>>718772562
well, three seperate new places resulted in the dissolution of my last place, so I had to help three different people move, including the ones I moved back in with. I might not look it, but I've got strong arms, a sturdy back and long-life legs. Did all I could WHILE hitting up work while the boss was out of town for surgery.
it was fucking legendary, to be sure.
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>>718769532
jesus christ dude just stop making these threads already and get some help
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>>718772935
I do what I wish, we all do.. besides, I'm getting pretty toasted pretty fast, might just crawl back into bed at this rate.. but there's always a thread to be had.
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>>718769884
Disregard >>718769770
It's a new type of shitpost
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>>718773197
>there's always a thread to be had.
>Summarize 4chan in one sentence.
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>>718773286
no doubt, but thanks for the help~
>>718773305
it really used to be, that's kinda how it went a bit haywire.. the unexpected is to be expected, I guess.
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Hey man, do you like Deltron 3030?

Check him out sometime if you've never listened to him.
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>>718769532
I'm beginning to think that's your only shirt nickel bro
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>>718773630
checking out Mastermind..
...
sick! I got a whole album to enjoy now, thanks!
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>>718773813
it's a big shirt, I've been wearing it to bed since it doesn't tuck comfortably at work.

..either way, sleep is crawling onto my bones again, I think it's bedtime
thanks again for the brief chit-chat, folks
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>>718769532
Hey OP this thread is better than some of the shit around here. Denton? Arlington? I'm from Dallas
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>>718774091
Cool but I'm curious what kind of job requires you to tuck in a tee shirt
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You remind me of Jason Scott..
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>>718774131
thanks! I'm over in mckinney at the moment, actually, s'where I live now.
could be a lot of fun to meet a friend of the thread sometime~
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>>718774203
Oh, I wear my super-nice Columbia button-ups to work, but I need an undershirt.. this one won't work, entangles with my boxers like a motherfucker.
>>718774239
I do? damn, he's super cool-looking, and I'm a fat wedge of stuff.. thanks!
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>>718774515
>entangled with my boxes

I know that feel
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Yo B Fags. I'm starting a YouTube page and I need your help. I'll leave a link to my recent vid and it fits late night thoughts! It's only one minute long so all I ask is for one min. Help me 4chan, you're my only hope!

https://youtu.be/kJ25v4pFJOo [Open]
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>>718774643
yeah, I usually only wear this when I go to Telos for a schvitz with my friend who lives at the Palisades. Git me a nice steam and shock plunge at the spa.
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>>718774804
Sounds expensive
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Streaming on twitch under not_lan
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Sabertooth VV from New hampshire saying hi. I just got off of work at the gun factory.
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Have you ever thought about losing weight?
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>>718769532
Get a lamp. Your lighting is exciting as a public bathroom
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>>718774804
heh, that's why I go as my buddy's plus-one, so he can put that guest pass to use. I just stretch, get my towel, take a shower, hit the dry sauna, wet sauna, shock dip (lowering fully into 40 degree water) then, hot-tub, wet sauna, shock dip, hot-tub, shower, then bust out the kit and get my cheeks shaved up, then another shower.
Doesn't cost me a penny.
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Would you wear this shirt?
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>>718775047
hey buddy! your hands still have that banana-smell of gun oil?
>>718775062
no, because thinking wouldn't help.
>>718775067
there's a two-headed lamp like, right other by the window, but I've no bulbs.
I gotta pee, be back
let's all reflect.. I know I am.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCb3rblTEds
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Sup man. Last I heard you havin' some lady trouble, hope that worked out.
Have a great night, I'm passing out now
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>>718775259
Take your fan bulb and put it in you lamp. Op must deliver
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>>718775076
That sounds amazing
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>>718775163
Mmm, donut shirt..
I totally would too.
>>718775283
yes yes, it did, the missus made it quite clear I was in trouble until February, so there it is.
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>>718775259
Y do you always start your threads when I have to work.
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>>718775423
I ain't going in there! I'd need a ladder, plus I really wanna make contact with my bed and sleep in it.. no sense balancing a chair on it.
>>718775556
it certainly is, but sometimes you get Mister Comfy, the 63 year old dude that doesn't believe in towels and just sits spread-eagle on the edge of the hot-tub, like "Aaaaaaaaahhh.. nice and relaxing." and I'm in the hot-tub, boiling up nicely and thinking, "Nope, ain't lookin' at his dick."
Guy also talcum powders his thighs real loud in the locker room.
Otherwise, shit's aces!
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>>718775259
Na. our oil is really pretty scentless. I thought before I started working there I would have to deal with that smell or worse rem oil.
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>>718775878
my friends got a number of guns, a Beretta Olympian shotgun, a savage .223, a 45-70 that matches the one from Jurassic World, and the CX-4 Storm, my favorite of his collection.. cleaned the fuckers the other week, fingertips still feel slick and smell of sickly-sweet lubricating compound..
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right, time to zip it up for the nite, I'm totally ready for bed.. gents, I hope you all have a restful repose, when the time comes again.
Good nite and thanks again for the chit-chat
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>>718776032
What do you and him think of the sx-4 storm?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIHLMmO1FW4&feature=player_embedded
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>>718776247
Goodnight drink bro.
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>>718776247
Fuck I missed this thread

SHOW ME YOUR BATHTUB PLS
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>>718769532
What do sleep and level of entertainment even have to do with each other? Either your tired, awake, or an insomniac. Or you have something stupid like a baby. Regardless, no one ever couldn't sleep because they were bored. In fact, boredom puts most people to sleep. And for the love of duck don't go off on some autistic tangent about how much of a special snowflake you are. Your a grain of sand on a beach. You are NOT the main character. You are not special. Piss off.
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>>718776247
Take it easy brother
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>>718776510
You really need to relax dumbass
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>>718771197
>Alice 3d
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>>718774328
No shit? I live in McKinney. Stonebridge to be exact. Small fucking world
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>>718776247
night spaghetti
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>>718769532
I hate you and everything you stand for. Kill yourself. I truly mean that. End your existence so I never have to see your fat, ugly, stupid fucking face again. EVER.
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>>718776510
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>>718776857
Fuck you. A lot of people like him.
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