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hey /b, 23 y.o. girl who never had sex but tried dildo for the

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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hey /b, 23 y.o. girl who never had sex but tried dildo for the first time tonight, ask me anything
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>>718747104
what's your cats name?
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How was it?
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Will you be my friend?
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Show us the dildo
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>>718747104
>never had sex
Why the hell not?
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>>718747104
You fucking slut tits or gtfo
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>>718747411
fat
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>>718747104
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>>718747481
i dont want fat titties
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>>718747104
How did you travel back in time to get a webcam from 1999?
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>>718747104
Tits with timestamp or GTFO
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TITS OR GTFO
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>>718747268
Benny and Paul

>>718747284
nice

>>718747288
sure

>>718747411
Never was attracted to a boy enough
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Stop replying to this threat you retarded Newfags.
Post tits and timestamp or gtfo, op
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>>718747104
Also timestamp.

We have to know you're real and that you're dedicated.

Pronto.

Please
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>>718747617
Don't be retarded,There are men who worship fat chicks.
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>>718747743
Thread *
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>>718747104
op wanna fuck?
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timestamp tits or gtfo the choice is yours.
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How did you like it? Did you cum?
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>>718747104
Are you the chick with the fucked up teeth?
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>>718747743
please
stop trying make b great again
its over
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>>718747104
OP, do you like cilantro

( ) YES

( ) NO
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>>718747554
haha, true

>>718747630
I use my Potatovision 2000
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>>718747724
>Never was attracted to a boy enough

fuckin lesbo cunt, you'll never find happiness

pic related
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>>718748012
no but i liked it

>>718748088
yes I guess

>>718748050
depends on what you consider fucked up
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>>718748290
post face with timestamp then
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>>718748290
The one who was begging for money to get them fixed.
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>>718748290
op are you on the lookout for some sex?
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wats ur social security

asking for a friend
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If you are straight OP, I know how you feel. I like to imagine relationships with people but in reality I just don't care that much.
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>>718748464
no not me

>>718748269
I wasn't attracted to girls either
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>>718748722
I am and yes, dem feels
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Try a vibrator you'll love it.
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>>718748932
OP you don't look bad, tbh

Why aren't you out there getting some meat?
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>>718747104
Tits out cat lady
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>>718748932
Stay strong
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>>718748290
Teeth or GTFO
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>>718747104
How big was the dildo and how did it feel
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Have you ever had a crush on someone? How big was the dildo?
Also post a timestamped pic please
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>>718749272
teeth? ok. but it's a very rare pic cause I never smile with my teeth
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>>718748932
Are you a weeaboo?
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>>718749529
Very cute OP, I would awkwardly try to buy you a drink, atleast until the spaghetti started flowing.
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>>718749431
no longer than 8". felt good

>>718749453
yes but never strong enough
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>>718749529
obvious bait is obvious
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>>718749529
Are you Russian?
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>>718749529
Your teeth are fine OP now show us your tits.
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Did it hurt at all?
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>>718749529
time stamp pls
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>>718749566
no but i like Miyazaki
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>>718750044
Do you lie about your age?
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TITS with timestamp OR GTFO, and fuck the rest of you little mongoloids who don't know the rules of /b/.
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>>718749862
a little cause I had no lube and had to ply with muself to get it wet

>>718749845
sorry too shy for nudity
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>>718747104
Why are you using a pic of Nova Rockerfella
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>>718750184
How long have you had the dildo? Was it new just for this reason?
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>>718750184
What are you looking for by making this thread? Legit question, like... 'connection' with 'people' or what?
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>>718750534
yes it was brand new bought just yesterday
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>>718749529
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>>718749698
Sorry If I disturb you with it, but could you tell me your opinion on my dick? Wanna hear what a female has to say
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>>718751034
Put that disgusting thing away, you fucking loser.
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>>718751034
>2988x5312
no one wants to see that much of your dick

OP: show us your tits or fuck off
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>>718751034
does it has fimosis?

>>718750640
just fun
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>>718749698
>no longer than 8". felt good
did you take it all
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>>718747104
which hand do you wipe your ass with?
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>>718751295
No just shot it that way lol
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>>718749529
KATNESS EVERDUNG IS THAT YOU ?!?! FROM HUNGRY GAMES?!
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tits pls op or show dildo in vag
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>>718751420
no maybe 3/4

>>718751425
i hold toilet paper in my right hand
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>>718751591
Still quite a bit to take.
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>>718747104
james mcavoy is that you?
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>>718751684
You're weird as fuck homie.
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>>718751775
The fuck? Why?
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>>718751873
You managed to be socially awkward even on /b/, I don't know how you did it.
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>>718751591
how do you feel about the thought of stretching out your own pussy
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OP show your feet. The soles.
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Please take out your breast, take a picture and post it in this thread.
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tits or GTFO bitch
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>>718752000
Net even a bit socially awkward, man. Trust me.
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>>718751591
>i hold toilet paper in my right hand

you *wipe*, not "hold toilet paper"

Jesus, stop pretending to be innocent, whore
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>>718752150
Unfortunately you're not the one who gets to decide that.
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>>718752063
I second this.
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>>718747104
FUCKING NEWFAGS
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>>718747104
Would fuck, tits or gtfo
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>>718752216
this is what schizophrenia sounds like
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>78 replies
>no tits or time stamp
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>>718752226
Well I really don't give a fuck what you think, so thanks for your input.
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Christ you're a fucking demon, however; if you made a Spanish fritata, would you put peas in it?
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Tits or GTFO is over. It's irrelevant.

Just stop.
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>>718752001
how should i feel about it? it feels nice
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bitch doesnt give out pussy or timestamps. fucking christ
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Do you fap/orgasm much without a dildo? How does the dildo compare to just your fingers?
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>>718752452
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>>718747104
Do you have any fetishes you want to try?
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>>718752634
haha more!????
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>>718752469
selfish in a good way. do you think you might wanna try using bigger toys after a while?
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Jesus fucking christ. All you retards drooling over this fag without getting tits let alone a fucking timestamp.

OP has no credibility and thread should be abandoned until we get Tits WITH Timestamp.
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>>718752634
Thank you.
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>>718752696
Fucking kill yourself.
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>>718752738
Move with the times asshat. TITS OR GTFO is the call of desperate fat tossers.
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>>718752513
i do. bigger, harder to use. more fulfilling though

>>718752712
first i got to get used to the one i have, it seems pretty enough so far
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>>718752634
show feet or pussy

also would appreciate if you wrote "rape me" or "cum dump" on your stomach for the pussy shot
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>>718752738
Agreed.
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>>718752798
jesus, FINE! are you happy?!?!
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>>718752853
Shut the fuck up, reject. Tits or GTFO is a staple rule of this board and has been for years. You sound like a fat cunt whiteknight. Remove yourself from the genepool.
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>>718752914
>first i got to get used to the one i have, it seems pretty enough so far
show a picture of it for us

preferably with the tip inside your mouth
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>>718752346
a big bear?
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>>718752931
Little bit off on the date, buddy.
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>>718752853
>move with the times
how about you fucking kill yourself you faggot
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>>718752931
those tits are kinda perfect thanks anon saved

also that's not todays date
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>>718752853
blow me, asshole.
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pussy must be shown, in order of trap verification,
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>>718753029
It's never been a staple rule of the board moron. It was populated by kids who think they're edgy.

Time change. Time for you kiddies to grow up.
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>>718753152
Obviously that's not OP and an old picture.
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>>718753049
not very big at all actually
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>>718752931
1/24/16
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>>718747104
this is great bait.
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>>718747104

do you believe childhood vaccines have any connection to autism ?
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>>718753077
>>718753152
JESUS YOU BOYS WONT QUIT! FINE HERE
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Dildo no vibrate? Y?
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>>718753179
Not gay... and you're on the wrong board for that faggit.
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>>718747671
gangster
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>>718753225
Fuck off, buddy. Tits or GTFO is as timeless as OP is a faggot. Don't try to PC /b/ fuckhead!
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>>718753225
the original meme is that there are no girls on 4chan, only creepy guys pretending

though now we have traps so we all get laid a little more often
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>>718747104
are you dutch?
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>>718753281
her fingernails ruin it for me
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>>718752914
how long did u use dildo for today? what position were you in ? how wet did u get on a 1-10 scale? what did u think about?
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>>718753495
Calm down nigga, are you the FBI or wtf?
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>>718753341
Do you even understand Tits or GTFO? No, you spew the fucking bullshit anytime someone claims they're female... no matter what the reason or purpose. "Hurr durr TITS OR GTFO... I have it written on my monitor in crayon so I don't forget it... hurr...."

>>718753400
Shock horror... there are girls everywhere.
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>>718753299
>Wrong board
>/b/ is filled with trap, cock rate, cuck, and just general gay shit threads

Wew lad
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>>718752634
those tits and lips match so well! another from the side please!
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>>718753281
Time stamp is 31.12. 20-fucking-15

>>718753225
The imperatives of /b/, since the day I first gazed upon this abyss in early 2005, were:
TITS OR GTFO
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>>718753458
Mods.
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>>718753487
JESUS CRANBERRY, FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>718752931
I don't even care about the date them are nice tits
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>>718753682
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>>718753647
she's not going to sleep with you. you know that, right?
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>>718753732
thats a fake vagina.
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>>718753495
several hours but very slow and steady. just sitting. i think 5. about boys I like
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>>718753682
Time to grow up then... 12 years ago was a long time. Most people in this thread weren't even born then.
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>>718753772
aww thank you teehehee. heres another i just took
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>>718753819
I hope not. I'm not gay.
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>>718753732
The fuck is that, is she retarde or possesed?
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>>718753862
its sooo not. here ill take another..
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>>718753895
try thinking about being slowly raped next time
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>>718748269
She's not rejecting you by not having been attracted to men in general, weirdo. Not sure why you take this personally, but it's not about you.
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>>718753862
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>>718752452
WTF
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>>718752696
>>718752745
>>718752923

>Actually believing someone else delivered on OP's behalf. Any faggot can post a picture of tits without a proper timestamp.
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>>718753984
haha why? not my fetish
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>>718747104
tits or gtfo
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>>718753800
Is that really all you got?
Come on, a cool kid like you could have posted at least a smug anime girl and say something like
>implying X

>>718753732
Sharpie in pooper, you know the drill
Also
Time
Stamp
Fucking
Where
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>>718753647
>Do you even understand Tits or GTFO?
Stop shitposting, faggot. If you're such a fucking civic leader, what are you doing here?
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>>718754125
It was a thank you for tits at all, faggot.
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>>718754127
you have to try it to find out. think about someone holding you down in a dirty alleyway while you give up and accept it. I guarantee you'll be wetter than a "5/10".
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>>718754195
how stoopid are you...youre making me cwy
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>>718753647
Nigger spotted
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>>718753647
its not about theres no girls online.
Is that their stupid bitch problems means nothing, the only reason why people give a fuck about women's problems is cuz men can eventually fuck the girl in problems. But on internet, you cant fuck them, so they mean nothing.
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>>718754125
ask not and ye shall not receive my friend, you have to be optimistic
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>>718747104
Did it hurt?
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>>718754448
no, i was going very slow, an inch in 10 minutes
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Is this bigger? Or tasty looking in any way?
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>>718754208
See this it the fucking problem with you autistic motherfuckers. You won't learn, you won't listen. This is why you have Trump.

TITS or GTFO was originally a way to establish that the girl who posted in the thread was actually a girl, and on a deeper level was to avoid girls using their gender to hijack threads. Everyone is anonymous on the internet, everyones opinion is equal. Your gender doesn't change that.

The problem is that neckbearded monkeyfuckers like you have ruined it. Threads are derailed with thirsty faggots begging for more pics, pens in asses, feet... all kinds of shit, ruining the thread for everyone.

Tits or GTFO is dead. You doglicking sheepfucking Trump-voting assholes are cancer and have ruined it for everyone.

/b/ is fucked because you keep fucking it, and you're fucking it because you can't get an honest to god girl to fuck instead.
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>>718754639
You should really ream yourself out and then take pics of your pussy so we can see.
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>>718747104
I JUST DISCOVERED CAPSLOCK!!!
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>>718753666
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>>718752330
I was just about to say this. Used to be girls weren't allowed to talk here before following this rule. Fuckin' /b gets worse every day.
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>>718747104
did you bust your hymen?
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>>718754384
So why are you following this thread if stupid bitch problems mean nothing?

Out of the way, you're clogging up the fast lane slowpoke.
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>>718754650
i'm not sure, nothing for scale. I wasn't sucking on a dildo so...

>>718754694
I'm shy to do it, I only enjoy talk
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>>718754650
Is that a wart right on top? Put your fucking dick pics away, you creep.
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>>718754678
>ruining the thread for everyone.
...was there even anything else to the thread?
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>>718754816
i busted it when i was 14 in bike accident
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>>718752853
No. It's the goddamned LAW of the west.
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do you have any fetishes/what turns you on?
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>>718754678
Go away, cunt.
I don't believe this bitch is really a girl. I demand justice!
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>>718754921
oh damn did you get hit with the tip of the bike seat or something?
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Holy fuck what a way to start 2017....go leak your sister or ex gf today lol - snap leak .cf
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>>718754856
are you a woman? you sound like one
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>>718753682
r u a real deetectiv wow
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>>718755092
with it and i also fell on the ground. i was in quite a shock and discovered it afterwards

>>718755034
i like the idea of threesome
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>>718754921
do you have an innie, or an outie? if outie, are they roast beef curtains?
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>>718755140
How could you even tell? I'm sure no one's ever viewed your dick intentionally.
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>>718747104
It's so obvious you are some troll male faggot trying to get attention, cause you are probably an autistic gay and virgin, so fuck off bitch.
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>>718755244
did it feel like you'd raped yourself by accident
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>>718755244
nice dubs. two chicks one guy or two guys and you?
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>>718755050
You're opinion is not more valid than anyone elses.

If you don't believe OP, then stop contributing to the thread.
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>>718755344
Rude.
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>>718755269
sorry im dyslexic. its supposed to say 1/13/2017
;) sorry boys
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>>718755380
And who the fuck named you the leader? Go fuck yourself you piece of shit depressed moral faggot
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>>718754650
u hav a insect in ur phallusie
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>>718755367
she probably wants to be spit roasted or fucked in her ass at the same time

Op you should try ass to vagina with the dildo, it's super hot
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>>718755269
innie but puffy

>>718755346
no, it went completely undetected. just an acident

>>718755367
i like both but i think i can only be breave enough for mff
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>>718747104
What's your dldos brand and model
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>>718755700
best kind of pussy. innie/puffy are godlike. can you show?no face, just the innie
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>>718755662
mine is not long and flexible enough for that lol
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>>718755700
>innie but puffy
I really want to see now, I love puffies
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>>718755380
Who do you think you are, faggot?
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>>718755288
definitely female. writing style is super feminine, in a bad way
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fine guys, ill post one more of myself. i literally just got out of the shower to take this so please dont be too rude
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>>718755809
Ass to vagina is when you take it from your ass straight to using it in your v without washing it
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>>718754310
Only a faggot would thank someone for that, faggot.

You want to see tits bad enough to thank people for it?

>Protip: Go to the web browser of your choice, type in "tits" and press search. Your welcome.
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>>718755943
I can tell you're a nigger. There's no way that can be in a good way.
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>>718747104
Are you real?
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>>718755946
You can go to bed tonight knowing that some fucking idiots thought they saw oc tits because of you. How does that make you feel
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>>718756019
Boy, you sure are an angry young child. Does mom know you got past the parental controls?
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>>718755946
ugh fine. im an attension whore so maybe one more..for your eyes only boys ;)
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>>718756282
Nobody's fooled.
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>>718751693
this thread is just viral marketing for Split, isn't it?
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>>718747104
is your name Ali?
are you a nigger?
>>
Just get a hotel room with a close male friend and get it out of the way...once the anxiety of the first one is gone, you're on the way to a fun life.
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>>718756282
i do not know what you speak of, sir. those are oc. i even provided the timestamps as promised..
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>>718756309
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>718756309
Lame comeback anon. You sound like a real newfriend, friend.
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>>718753675
newfag
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>>718755738
it's Healthy vibes, can't remember the model
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>>718756593
It was a weak post to respond to. If I was doing anything else, I wouldn't have bothered at all.
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>>718756581
>dildo
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Watch me twerk
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>>718756183
i'm unreal lol
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>>718747505
You don't look that fat.
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>>718757017
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OP you haven't post tits with a timestamp yet and you've been keeping up this thread for 39 mins

gg
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>>718753895
what were you sitting on? do you always sit when u masturbate? isn't that a weird angle ?
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>>718755700
how thick is it around?
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>>718757110
you would know.....you weener
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>>718757138
well i mean i was on the floor half laying to be exact, change angle sometimes. so on my ass and sometimes on my back

>>718757215
4-6 inches i think
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>>718757343
>4-6 inches i think

so either pretty skinny or pretty thick, gotcha
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>>718755700
what does puffy mean? does your clit stick out at all and how big is your clit hood? which sticks our more, your labia or clit? how many times have u looked at it in a mirror or taken a cam pic ?
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>>718747104
Why come to b if you know what is to be expected, but you wont do it? Why put yourself through it? honest question and i would like an honest response please.
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>>718747481
This
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>>718756991
Trying to justify it doesn't help your cause /b/ro...

Just saying.
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>>718757343
did you play with your clit too ? what did you imagine doing with the boys you like?
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>>718757571
like round and chubby. clit is average as well as it's hood, it doesn't sticks out as much as labia. while masturbating wih dildo i asn't looking in the mirror and was too busy to take pics

>>718757803
yes I mostly play with clit. i imagine them penetrating me just as i want and a lot of kisses and other manifestations of passion
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>>718747104
- Hey Op, awesome.
- Have you told anyone you use a vibrator? If yes: What happened?
- What is your intention? What are you after? What are you doing with your life? Do you think big? If no: Why don't you think bigger?
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>>718753675
cancer
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>>718757884
u didn't answer my question, how many times have u looked at it in the mirror or taken a camera pic?
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>>718757884
If you were going to put some sauce or food on your pussy to have a dog lick it off, what would the food or sauce be?
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>>718757884
>i imagine them penetrating me just as i want and a lot of kisses and other manifestations of passion
like licking the sweat from your chest and smelling your hair?
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>>718758046
oh you mean in general? not too often, 5 times maybe. i never count it honestly

>>718758118
ew, gross. if it was a boy i like instead of dog i'd use whiped cream, leaves almost on unwanted stuff

>>718757909
no i haven't. i'm generally after fun ideas and good times.

>>718758284
yeah that included
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>>718747104
Good on you

Got any fetishes?

Porn you like to read/look at?
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>>718758461
rarely watch it. sometimes feet worship gets me excited, body worship in general. ass worship too. weird things
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>>718758418
how many people have seen your vagina?
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>>718758418
thinking of getting more "toys" to play with? if so what kind?
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>>718758418
>whiped cream
Don't
Manon who goes down like a champ posting. Use chocolate sauce if you want a covering, its better to lick off because it stays on longer, by the time he get the sauce off you've gotten off

Remember to tell him what you like, most guys will do anything a woman wants them to in bed no matter how odd.
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>>718758418
where do they cum in your fantasy?
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>>718758800
where do you cum?
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>>718758694
>body worship in general
Ain't nothing wrong with that
Body worship, even mild is basically just really passionate foreplay.

Guy worshiping girl body or vice versa?
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>>718758730
lol, beside my parents? doctors and about 5 more people probably

>>718758765
thanks for advice!

>>718758800
my tits and my face. rarely in me
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>>718758942
how many doctors? what were the circumstances the other 5 saw it?
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>>718758938
guys to girls, but i like the idea of me worshiping a nice male body too
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>>718758942
>>718758837
>my tits and my face. rarely in me
Shame, nothing feels better than finishing inside a woman
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>>718758418
post a picture of your dildo and name it if you haven't yet
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>>718758991
well the ones whos speciality requires to see it lol gynecologist and such. there were different circumstances for other 5 people in different times
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:/ OP has really let herself go. What a weak shit
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>>718758418
Great.
I would go bigger.
Be a champion.
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how did it feel buying the dildo?
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>>718759302 kinky
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>>718759637
probably not, I might go to sleep soon

>>718759258
like bigger in size? :)
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>>718759833
got an idea on what to buy next?
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>>718759971
vibrator maybe. any suggestions?
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>>718759833
>like bigger in size? :)
vibes and angles work better, don't buy waste cash on huge dildos
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>>718753281
Nice jape
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>>718760079 could get some small ones to tape to your nipples or clit while use use the dildo
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>>718759135
Who was the first of the 5 and how did it happen? What was it like showing it for the first time?
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>>718759833
It is whatever you want.
I get paid to create champions in life.
It starts with open-ended questions like these.
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>>718760079
I bought this exact model for my GF panties included.
Its sound activated and she's really sensitive when she gets going, so last week I tied her to my bed, got her going then left the controller next to her mouth so every time she breathed it buzzed her, which made her squeak which made it buzz

Vicious cycle really.

Or you could get a guy to randomly buzz you at a theater or dinner, good fun.
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>>718759135
Have any male doctors seen it? Hat was that like? what did they say?
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>>718760313
it happened in HS with a boy I wanted to tease. just got him at the distant corner of school yard and lifted my skirt for him to see.

>>718760472
yes but they didn't make any specific commen beyond the border of work ethics
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>>718747104
sent me stuff [email protected]
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>>718757787
Worrying about it at all doesn't help yours.
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>>718758942
So u ever fantasize about more than one cock cumming on you at the same time? If so, how many and what happens?
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>>718760650
>just got him at the distant corner of school yard and lifted my skirt for him to see.
did you just copy that from South park?
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>>718759833
- Today... Dildo.
- Tomorrow... Sex.
- Dildos are boring.
- Instead: Open a dildo eCommerce Store. Or find a way to monetize.
- For instance... $300 an hour. Charm men to buy you stuff. Save your dollars. Retire after a few years.
- I dated a stripper.
- Strippers are aware of sexual market value. They capitalize. The one I know saved her money, didn't spend it on trivialities or drugs.
- Don't be retail. 99% of people are retail who will give you consumer advice.
- Read: The One Thing, Fastlane Millionaire by MJ DeMarco
- Watch: Secret Diaries of a Call Girl
- Profit. Retire early. Passive income.
- Become the 1%.
- 99% of people in this thread are wage slaves who live in their fishbowl and fail in life as a result.
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>>718760650
Didnu like it when the male doctor saw it? Did u fap after?
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>>718756581
Nice pasta
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>>718760650
What was the first time like when someone not a dr saw it close up?
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>>718760774
i have fantasies of threesome so basically the same as with one only double this time
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>>718761071
Would u like To taste both their cum and are the cut or uncut?
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>>718760917
>>>718759833
- Female masturbation is boring.
- It is as boring as telling people you breathe air.
- Be superluminal.
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Was it frustrating to not cum? Is it gonna be built up so u have an ever better orgasm next time
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>>718747104
Kaitlyn?
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>>718760917
>- 99% of people in this thread are wage slaves who live in their fishbowl and fail in life as a result.
They are wage slaves and live in a fishbowl because they buy the idea that things people tell them will make them happy are what make them happy.

BUY SHIT ITS THE ONLY WAY TO BE HAPPY. So then you spend your life chasing overpriced unnecessary garbage.

I feel you bro, I save my money, buy most of my furniture, and only have a few articles of clothing. They are plain and fit well. The only things I really spend cash on were my computer and a subscription to an MMA gym because I love the feeling of being healthy for my own sake.

I explored a torn down building today and was thrilled at climbing the broken buildings just because I wanted to, then grabbed a strip of re-bar and placed it in my backyard next to a forge I built out of scrap I picked up in a railroad track. I'm gonna forge it into something when I get the inspiration.

I see people shopping, getting fake tans, fake skin tones, fake hair, fake eyes, fake smiles fake fun. Guzzing corn syrup and slowly dying inside and out and it kind of scares me.

When I have enough cash I'm going to get a Semi-truck and outfit it to be a mobile wifi hotspot and get some solar panels on that baby, generate my own power and live where I want.
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>>718761071
Ever wanted to try ABDL stuff?
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>>718762498
- I am on my way to making tons of money.
- I plan to give it away.
- A psychic told me I am "wise" and destined to accumulate material things
- All I care about is open spaces. We did an exercise about our "WHY." My why is that I create champions, because I have searched high and low my entire life for one to tell me I'm a fantastic human being when life is shit.
- In the end I am the champion I sought out, because the world is brighter. Champions, no matter who they are or how they look, act the same. They are autonomous. They have the fighting spirit. I'm excellent at seeking out champions and building them from the ground up.
- I wrote to someone recently this: "I cried today. You are alive because of compassion." You have no idea the full story.
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>>718762852
>- I am on my way to making tons of money.
>- I plan to give it away.
Nothing wrong with cash, its liquidated money and resources. Keep it so you can use that power to defend your freedom.
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>>718763055
- I transitioned from a 9 to 5 and being told that is all I would ever do to making $2500 a month working off my laptop. I do digital marketing.
- A fish I knew talked about suicide. His life has shifted. He is on his way.
- I am furious at wasted potential. It's a tragedy.
- My destiny is to create champions. They have the fighting spirit and the world is brighter.
- I made over 100,000 for over five years at a 9 to 5. I lost everything prior to that. It was taken from me. I used my money to reinvest in employable skills and to complete my divorce. I used it to better my life. I invested in my friends and family, which has returned dividends
- I have realized this is what champions need in life: a meal, a hug, being told they are a wonderful person, and hope.
- Hope revolutionizes the world. It is where basement entrepreneurs are born.
- I spent my life seeking out a champion far and wide. But there is none to be found because the world is full of fake it till you make it and people who were raised to be failures because that is all people know how to do by default
- 99% of people are miserable. They're waiting for that champion.
- Champions are like flickering lights, still and stoic, knowing they are destined for better things.
- Champions change the world. That is why hope and compassion matters.
- I texted this to someone I knew: "Today I cried. You are live because of compassion."
- That person, who is now married, once gave a speech to an audience. He said he was almost that guy who either committed suicide or shot up his school. Tragic.
- A champion that gives up is wasted potential, and that make me furious, because "entrepreneurs eat alone."
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are you dead/?
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This thread was gayer than 3 men in a toilet stall with no cocaine.
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>>718747104
Post tits and time stamp or snapchat
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>>718763708
>Champion
you use that word a lot
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>>718748269
Happiness to you is a hard penis?
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>>718753682
>Time stamp is 31.12. 20-fucking-15

Thats the joke you god damn aspie.
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>>718765266
Happines is sexual satisfaction, and most lesbians in the western world are raised with the expectation that men will take care of them, which means you have a bunch of women trying to be in relationships with other women and they both expect their partners to take care of everything while they sit around and are dissatisfied because they aren't being waited on hand and foot by their partner.

The lesbians outside of the western world get married off against their will or stoned to death to the absolute ignorance of the LGBT lobby
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>>718752634

This garbage thread don't deserve you, anon. You rad as hell.
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>>718754678
Loll trump 2016 Sharpie in the pooper baby
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>>718752634
bait
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>>718754678
Oldfag here...agree with this dude
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>>718749529
Are you jewish?
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