=KEK THE GOD OF CHAOS THREAD= Roll digits with your wish and

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Lord Kek please grand your humble servant a gf

Show me through digits that you're real

If digits my most recent ex gf will feel intense attraction to me again and we will resume dating

>>718718065
Reroll. If digits my most recent ex gf will feel intense attraction to me again and we will resume dating. PRAISE KEK AND MEME MAGIC

if trips trump will be impeached

>>718718115
Reroll for mega digits

>>718718181
Ok last time. Praise Kek.

>>718718208
Kek, please.

>>718718243
your wish is not granted, peasant

>>718718243
Maybe you're trying to send me a message, Kek. If digits my most recent ex gf will feel intense attraction to me again and we will resume dating.

If this is truly your intent, then so be it. But I will be different this time, I promise. I will dominate her.

>>718717886
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kek_(mythology)

Actually the Egyptian god of darkness. Also spelled Kuk, so there's that.

>>718718379
Why hast thou forsaken me? Reroll

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>>718718007
Please lord Kek have mercy with my poor soul

I wish a beautiful loli would fall in love with me and we could spend all our nights platonically cuddling without fear of judgement/arrest

>>718718435
Reroll. I want her back. I will be different. She will have nothing on me that dumb bitch.

>>718717886
wishing for mary jane

>>718718510
Reroll. Please, Kek. I just want her back. After that I can pursue greater things once again. I can worship you fully, but I need her back.

>>718718652
REROLL

>>718718693
REROLL. IF DIGITS MY MOST RECENT EX GF WILL FEEL INTENSE ATTRACTION TO ME AGAIN AND WE WILL RESUME DATING.

>>718718769
REROLL

>>718718797
REROLL. I SHALL WORSHIP YOU AS PERSISTENTLY AS I AM ROLLING FOR MY WISH. PLEASE GRANT ME THIS WISH.

>>718718883
Is this part of your master plan? Your grand design?

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>>718718922
Holy shit

>>718718971
One last time, I ask this of you. I will not let her have any control over me. Grant me this wish, Kek, so that we may spread chaos together.

If digits my most recent ex gf will feel intense attraction to me again and we will resume dating.

>>718719107
If this is truly all part of your plan then at least answer this: are bad things in store for me in this plan?

>>718719186
Ok, good. will she come back to me as a result of your master plan?

>>718719224
I challenge you, Kek. You may be the God of Chaos, but probability is on my side. I know what I want.

If digits my most recent ex gf will feel intense attraction to me again and we will resume dating.

>>718717886
Please don't let them find the bodies

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>>718718488
No one seems to have noticed but wow, thanks!

>>718717886
gf pls

>>718719336
REROLL. REROLL. REEEEEEEEEEEE ROLL. IF DIGITS THAT BITCH WILL COME CRAWLING BACK TO ME LIKE THE PATHETIC CUNT SHE IS.

>>718719561
REROLL. STOP DOING THIS TO ME, ALMIGHTY ONE.

IF DIGITS MY MOST RECENT EX GF WILL FEEL INTENSE ATTRACTION TO ME AGAIN AND WE WILL RESUME DATING.

>>718719649
FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.

REROLL.

IF DIGITS MY MOST RECENT EX GF WILL FEEL INTENSE ATTRACTION TO ME AGAIN AND WE WILL RESUME DATING.

>>718719696
STOP IT. JUST GRANT ME MY WISH. GRANT IT AND I WILL LEAVE IN PEACE. IF THINGS DO NOT TURN OUT RIGHT THEN I WILL REMEMBER.

IF DIGITS MY MOST RECENT EX GF WILL FEEL INTENSE ATTRACTION TO ME AGAIN AND WE WILL RESUME DATING.

>>718719769
REROLLING FOR MY DESERVED DIGITS.

>>718719820
STOP IT. GIVE ME DIGITS. REROLL.

IF DIGITS MY MOST RECENT EX GF WILL FEEL INTENSE ATTRACTION TO ME AGAIN AND WE WILL RESUME DATING.

>>718719884
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

IF DIGITS MY MOST RECENT EX GF WILL FEEL INTENSE ATTRACTION TO ME AGAIN AND WE WILL RESUME DATING.

>>718719927
JUST. FUCKING. GIVE. ME. MY. DIGITSSSSSS.

IF DIGITS MY MOST RECENT EX GF WILL FEEL INTENSE ATTRACTION TO ME AGAIN AND WE WILL RESUME DATING.

>>718719989
IF DIGITS MY MOST RECENT EX GF WILL FEEL INTENSE ATTRACTION TO ME AGAIN AND WE WILL RESUME DATING.

I CAN FEEL IT THIS TIME.

>>718720044
Double digits. Thank you Lord Kek. I am now at peace. I promise I will not sully this. You are truly the almighty One.

Thank you.

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>>718720167
nobody will cap this shit son

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>>718720167
That's some pathetic shit, anon

Zombie apocalypse roll 42

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>>718720167

>>718718488

dis is some lonely ass shit right here

OH MIGHTY KEK, HERE MY PRAYER AND MAY YOUR MIGHTY DIGITS GRANT YOUR BLESSING TO ME. All I ask, is for the meme prowess to know what She finds funny, and to make Her laugh, so that I can gain her favor.

Kek, grant me the power of mind control if I get digits.

Dear kek please put Hillary in jail

>>718721761
OH KEK I BEG OF YOU, YOU ARE A MIGHTY GOD AND SURELY MEME PROWESS IS WITHIN YOUR DOMAIN TO GRANT.

>>718721867
KEK, I SHALL MAKE AN OFFERING, I SHALL SHARE MY RAREST PEPE WITH THE WORLD IF YOU GRANT ME YOUR BLESSING.

Almighty Kek, let my words be always true, even if the result alters reality.

Mighty one. Let me see an open war in Europe before I pass.

>>718721954
Kek, please.

Kek, might it be within your power to grant me mind control powers? I have things to do and people to fuck.

>>718722025
She's wonderful, I want to care for her, please.

>>718722100
KEK YOU AWESOME GOD I SHALL SING ACCOLADES OF YOUR PRAISES. HAIL THE FROG OF CHAOS, PRAISE KEK.

Do digits count if they're in the middle? I'm a newfag sorry

>>718722100
share now, mortal one

Lord Kek, I just want to meme.

Shadilay

I will legally inherit a great fortune

>>718722259
It is incomplete. I shall share soon, brother.

Kek give me a normal gf which i would love

>>718722543
Almost

>>718717886
Kek let me pass the exam

Lord KEK, please let Donald Trump kill all the Jews.

>>718723346
Pls

>>718717886
I wanna be happy FeelsBadMan

Dear Kek. Let me roll dubs.

Checkem.onelikeoneprayer

>>718723218
It is ready, in transport now.

>>718723413
I won't be denied

>>718724339
Double digits

>>718724365
Fuck

>>718724397

>>718724424
Reeeeeeeeee

My lord Kek, please be so kind as to grant unto me a positive response when I ask Rachel out.

Take a gander

Fml

FeelsBadMan

I beg you Lord Kek

>>718724482
Dear Lord Kek, please grant everyone in this thread their wish.

Never lucky

Lord Kek please

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>>718722259
BEHOLD! I CALL IT... TRANS-PEPE. PAINSTAKINGLY CONVERTED PIXEL BY PIXEL IN THE MEMEIST OF IMAGE SOFTWARE, MS PAINT.

Gg I failed

>>718724639
Reroll. We can all win together!

Pls lord Kek give me good results when I ask her out

>>718717886
I hit success this year and it just keeps rolling on

>>718717886
Yo Lord Kek, make me rich sometime soon, yeah?!

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>>718717886
incoming dubs

>>718724639
GRANT YOUR WISHES AND LOVE TO ALL

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>>718717886
I am your humble servant

>>718717886
Buzzfeed will go bankrupt.

>>718725105
reroll

If digits, I wish for all digits to be digits. I also want to have sex with mari.

gimme lots of money

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>>718717886
win the lottery please

>>718725105
Once more

Give me cute loli waifu almighty kek

>>718725234
O, lord kek, give me one more chance.

give me dank nugz and good grades

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Oh lord kek i wish for a personal army to harrass my recently out of the closet friend. PRAISE BE TO KEK

Give gf

>>718717886
Oh lord of kek please grant me ever lasting life.

The raeing of frogs shall begin soon.

>>718717886
delete /pol/

Praise kek

Lord kek please grant me my ideal girl as girlfriend

If digits everything will go better than planned

Oh mighty kek , I humbly and deeply ask from you , please grant me a girlfriend perfect in my standards

>>718717886
Oh yeah well you're off by one the only god is need is Jesus you fucking heractics

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Kek, bless me with your grace so that I might resolve these new conflicts

Kek I need digits to confirm if I'm a fag

>>718718389
>Kuk
Well, no surprise there

>>718717886
Oh cruel and powerful Kek, please make it to where only straight white males can browse/use the internet.

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Rollin

>>718724639
roll

>>718726231
Humbly rerolling

>>718717886
I wish my gf is still alive.

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>>718726588
Thank you, my Chaotic Lord

Kek, please let the Ducati I'm selling on that motorcycle trader website be sold for as much as I'm asking so I can get myself that dual-sport Honda I'm after.

If that's not possible, then let the coach at the boxing gym in my college town let me go pro, and let me my crush my boxing opponents like babies when I enter the ring

I wish

Lord kek please get me a job.

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Retake /b/

Things to fall into place pls

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Please lord kek, make the Nintendo switch good

REROLL

Rerollreroll

Humbly rolling, my Lord.

REEEEEE
ROLLLLL

Reeerolllreorlroelrrl

>>718717886
I'll try again kek, gimme a shit ton of money sometime soon!

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>>718726677
Thank for bringing my gf back, Kek. Praise Kek.

Rololololo

Lord kek, bless me with her affection.

WONT GO AWAY UNTIL I GET MY WISH