Secrets Thread

One time my flong dong fling dinged me in the back of my moms finger car

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I worship god

>>718709115
Gods not real bro

>>718709263
You're looking at him.

>>718708180
i watched gay porn and wanked

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>>718709361
gay

I'm a female pedo and I want a pedo boyfriend but I don't want the creepy, weird, stereotypical 40 year old pedo :(

I'm a 400lb whale and live a comfortable American middle class lifestyle. My bf and I have a traditional relationship. He works and I am the homemaker. Cleaning and cooking, etc. I have lost 80lbs already because I have stopped my over eating. I used to be in a feederism relationship before. I eat normally now, and take our dogs out for walks. I want o pursue furthering my health. But the bf isn't supportive and I feel so alone. I spend my freetime on here for memes Also I lurk the threads of hot healthy attractive girls, the perfect 10s, etc....and just desire such a smooth body. I know there is no chance of it being like that, my body. I have scars and sag and will need all kinds of cosmetic surgeries. Anyway, I still lurk those pics and dream about it. Though in reality I just want to exist in a form that isn't so painful to be in.
Also I lurk omegle because I have a decent unfat face and can hide my mass, just to get compliments from randos. I never chat with anyone or do more than just my face,


I know I'm lame btw

About to cheat on grill of 2 months.
Gotta talk about it somewhere eh

>>718709691
then you can have kids and fuck their friends

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>>718709691
Where are you

>>718709691
i can be your boyfriend, i am only 12!

>>718710877
I don't want to fuck anyone underage, I just want a bf who likes kids like I do
>>718711049
Washington
>>718711105
No thanks!

>>718711167
Damn im too far wish i was in washington

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>>718711363
:(((((((

I helped an ex gf to fuck a friend's dog

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>>718708180
I tried to murder my ex's new boyfriend.

I am not a very good shot.

I'd fuck the shit out of my sister if she wasn't a junkie.

>>718711880
Would you fuck her in exchange for drug money?

If she offered like NOW

>>718708791
i wish we had upvotes

>>718708180
fucked my cousin...

>>718712035
Nope, because as hot as incest is, she's fucking gross now. If she ever got clean, which she should be soon, I'd gladly drop cash for that sister lovin.

Stole my class mates pencil. Brought it home and shoved it up my ass then put it back in his desk.

>>718712184
You think she'd ever go with it?

i am craving companionship

>>718712929
implying this is a secret

in contrast to >>718712929 i so wish i had never gotten married. and i wish we had not had children. given today's times my strong advice to others is don't do it, don't do it and don't do it. DO NOT DO IT.

>>718713056
well none of my friends know how bad it is

>>718708180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg5j1bzm2c8

I want to fuck my sister-in-law but Im too scared/shy/sissy to make any type of move to see if she bites. Instead, I use her bras and panties and fap to them obsessively.

What a fun thread

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Me and my cousin have been lovers since we were young. I honestly don't see myself marrying any other woman tbh. Friends and family think we're just friends. To me she's completely perfect and I love her and I hope one day we are confident enough to come out to our family.

>>718713800
is that her?

>>718713800
gross

Im in washington. Also pedo but would never have sex. Feel free to email me about pedo stuff. Addlebaddle@yahoo
Im 200lbs from gym every other day.

>>718709691
boys or girls?

When I was in sixth grade, this old guy on my paper route brought me inside to pay me. He had me sit down on the couch, paid me, then taught me to fap. Overall, it was a win. Got paid. Fapped. OTOH, he was also fapping.

>>718711515
Oh my lord

>>718713966
No but she's very similar

>>718714138
Thanks? :~)

>>718711515
You are fucking gorgeous.

When i was 13 years old i was able to start a fire in the trashcan in my room. Luckely i was able to put it out before it could spread. I actually still have the trashcan to this day.

>>718714371
Thank you! :')

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>>718714236
nice work, anon

>>718714018
Same guy
>>be 15
>>go to church
>>would be the crafts person
>>little girl always hugging on me
>>wants bounced on my leg
>>agree to shut her up
>>bouncing commences as i do crafts
>>after 5 mins or so feel little girl humps
>>feel her grinding hard into my leg
>>realise whats going on
>>put my hand on her back leaning her forward
>>she does a soft moan and shivers
>>"thanks im done now going to go play"
And thats how it started
Continued until 18 when i joined the army

>>718710068
Kudos to you. I myself like big girls but you're probably tired of hearing that from guys, understandably. Don't compare yourself to what you consider "perfect 10s", because beauty is totally subjective and I'm sure you're gorgeous inside and out.
Wish I could work out with you and tell you how great you're doing. I'm scrawny and pale but find myself comparing my body to dudes all the time and I know it sucks.
I really do hope you can learn to be comfortable in your skin, because big is beautiful, regardless of fetishes.

>>718714427
This is really gay

>>718714966
Thanks, I turned 19 on the 7th

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Rate me

>>718711515
>red eyes with skin diseases
typical pedo

I set up situations so that my friends catch me fapping. They don't know it's on purpose.

>>718715485
Is it that bad :O and are you male or female

>>718715399
I'm at work, I can do a timestamp but no pussy or tits
>>718715448
:(

>>718710730
how comes that you made that decision?

>>718714842
>>stll 15
>>church movie night
>>different 11yo girl basically yelling to a girl she wants bounced
>>"i can bounce you"
>>she mounts my leg wearing pjs
>>im also wearing pjs
>>start bouncing maximum speed
>>she leans forward pushing down
>>her hands on my knee keep clutching hard then soft
>>i stop bouncing and she starts grinding into my leg
>>shes breathing heavy grinding hard
>>clearly orgasms on my leg with a heavy sigh and a shake
>>gets up and walks away
>>sit and hide raging boner in a church pew
This stuff happened with ten? Or so girls of all ages. I dunno wtf put leg bounces in their heads but thank you to whatever did.

I've had the biggest crush on my mom my whole life. She's been in and out of relationships since I was a kid, and I just always wanted to be the guy that treated her right.
Now I've got a huge oedipus complex and just want an older woman to take care of me and treat me like her son with benefits.
Probably never going to find a woman like that who won't just see me as a boy toy and then toss me aside when something serious comes along.

>>718712061
go to 9fag if you want uploads also i will post that on 9fag

>>718708180
I pretty much don't believe in anything supernatural anymore. I've been studying and doing introspection, and I realize that I am a secular humanist. What makes this difficult is the fact that my entire family is extremely Christian, with multiple pastors and all of us life long believers. If they were to find out I no longer believe they would treat it like a personal attack and nothing would ever be the same. Furthermore, I happen to be a teacher at a Christian run private school, where absolute faith in the Bible is a requirement. I feel like I'm having to lie to everybody just to keep my job and keep the peace with my family.

>>718709691
Add jamesloli on snapchat if you're serious

>>718708180
I didn't wipe my ass myself until I was like 12.

People wonder why I've never dated a girl. It's because im very self conscious about my stutter.

>>718712147
You're on 4chan, that's an accomplishment here, not a secret.

>>718715980
Meh, filesize is too big to upload here and I'm too lazy to edit it

Do you have snapchat instead? I'm not looking for a hookup btw

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>>718713243
i Can relate to you Anon one of my "friends" is a total dickhed and only talks about things he likes and never let a Conversation anywhere near some deep topics and mygirlfriend is also super shallow and Dumb i really need some good Companions too

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My bf doesn't know I participate in group sex frequently. I love making multiple people cum and really like taking loads all over my body. Pic related.

>>718708180
>be me, nearly 28
>in a relationship for some month now
>she'd do anything for me, is a really lovely person
>I don't really feel it
>talked to a girl on the internet
>she is 16
>fell in love as hard as never before
>cant resist meeting her
>she is without a doubt the most beautiful girl of the world
>made out
>want to meet her again soon

>>718716470
>attention whore faggot trynna be a femanon detected , POST TIMESTAMP OR ELSE YOU A FAGGOT
You're already starting to sound like a bad candidate

>>718716576
U don't like the fact that I have orgies? I can't help that group sex really turns me on.

>>718710730
NBD . 2 months aint nothin. cheated on my girl of 1 year, and have been somewhat regularly with different women. we're about to celebrate 5 years together.

>>718711515
I'm rich as fuck. And share your interests. I'd be you're BF. But it's too risky for me to meet you. Sorry. Good luck out there! Hot pic BTW, if it's really you.

I'm in love with my cousin. She's adopted and not a blood relative. She's younger, but let's be honest, that shit doesn't matter. I've loved her since she came into my family but we were never really close. A few years ago once she started having real interests we started hanging out (both liking video games and such). I was always content and happy getting to spend any time with her. It wasn't often, but it was enough to become friends. 2 years later now and we went on a family trip together. We spent most of the trip together and I found out she has an online girlfriend. They're both young enough that it honestly is most likely innocent, but it somehow makes me extremely depressed thinking that she has someone in her life that's close to her like that. Someone who could prevent me from being close to her. Or maybe my cousin would reject me and it doesn't matter anyways. Either way, I love her and thats my secret. If I can't have her, I'm not really sure why I should stick around. Life's boring and repetetive when I think about not spending time with her, and honestly I'm just coasting by every day of my life until I get to see her again.

>>718716866
Does guilt not get to you?
Im in a 4 year relationship and ive had offers, but i feel guilty even talking to girls in a cheaty way

I came on some sugar cubes and I'm going to crush one up and put it in my coworkers coffee. Normally i just spit in it.

Best thing is that she pays for mine if I pick her up one.

>>718717081
another anon here:
Itdepends on how deep your relation with that girl is, sometimes when i do that shit i feel guilty afdterwards and sometimes i don´t
i cheated multiple times on my Current GF and allways thought that it was nbd since i am not really sure what i feel about her so the fact that you have a strong emotional response indicatres that you have a strong bond to your GF

>>718708180
Fuk u

>>718708180
My GF of 6 years. I hired her 24 year old niece as my secretary. Brings me breakfast every morning. I get head and get to fuck every day at work in my office. I have my balls drained and stomach filled by 2 different women everyday. She is totally in love with me too. Says if shit never works out with me and my gf, I can always have her. If my gf ever found out, life as I know it would be over, but if we ever just broke up for whatever other reason... im still in good pussy territory.

>>718717049
how old is she?

>>718717342
Yeah i get ya. We do everything together. Everything i want sexually or emotionally she does.

i molested my little sister

>be me
>18
>meet up with girl my friend introduced me to because she was deppressed and thought i might cheer her up
>friend isnt super close and does not know i am nihilistic and suicidal myself
>we meet up at my house
>she has a panic attack and breaks down about all her dumb issues
>says she thinks about killers herself everyday and shows me her scars
>i tell her that if killing herself is what she really wants then she should go for it and be truly happy
>sit in awkward silence and watch fast and furious 2
>she kills herself that night after i drove her home
ha

I have a warrent out for my arrest

>>718717540
And do you not feel guilt? Is your gf bad to you? 6 years is a long time to not have a "love" for someone

>>718714268
No thank you

>>718708180
Well she wasn't gonna read it anyway, with her small female brain and all.

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I'm 18 and the girl of my dreams is 14.

I fell for this girl. She's damn near perfect in my eyes. Cute as fuck, kinda awkward in a good way. Smart as hell, knows what she wants in life. She is the type of girl that I wanna marry.

But she gives of mixed signals.

She seems very enthusiastic about meeting up and doing something. But then when we get close to it, she shys away. Maybe it's her awkwardness acting up? who knows.

But it's not like she shy's away from talking. We can talk for an entire day without issue, and she will always respond to my mild teasing favorably. While she kinda does the same to me, but in a way that would be trying to motivate me to do something

I don't know what the deal with her is. Seems like she might actually like me. But she just can't commit to a meet up. Even those she seems so eager and enthusiastic about it. I guess just take it slow until I actually get some sorta response from her.

Though I kinda wanna either just come clean with her with saying "Hey, I've been holding this in for a while, but I really like you, but I've always been afraid of losing you as a friend as well because I care a lot about our relationship, but I had to get this off my chest, I don't really care if you don't feel the same way, but I'd still like to remain your friend as well if I could."

or just try again with meeting up. But make it seem more intimate or romantic with something like "I really enjoy talking to you, and I want to take you to _______ this weekend."

>>718717834
What'd you do?

>>718717990
Thats pretty normal.

>>718717081
Yeah, but its always fleeting. I'm 23, and try to keep it with women older than I am. has happened 4 times, once with a fat girl my age.

I almost cant not flirt with women, very subtly though, I'm forever searching for the secretly dirty ones, nothing like it. I always let them know i'm in a relationship. That way when you get into it, its way kinkier, because the taboo is already established. My main girl wont get me TOUCH her ass hole. I've eaten the booty on all 4 of the other women. Of which, i can all set up meeting at my leisure.

Its a thrill, almost a fetish, makes me want to try harder for my main girl afterward.

>>718709691
im a 20 y/o pedo

>>718718037
Dude even if she doesn't admit it at first. Its her awkardness. You need to just be straight up with her. She will appreciate it a lot more even if it is a little awkward for you. Also she could be a little worried because of the ways guys have treated her or maybe she just hasn't flirted much. Regardless just talk to her until she is more comfortable and let her know your feelings. Then she will be more likely but nervous still to hangout.

>>718718249
HAHAHHAHAHAHAH

>>718718249
I'm turning 19 soon and she JUST turned 14 not even a month ago

>>718718449
What do you like?

>>718713800
when did you guys first do it

>>718717838
Your 1st 2 questions, sometimes, and sometimes not. She just doesnt treat me the way I want to be treated I guess. It took me awhile to answer with you because I had to be honest with myself. Sure shes nice, but I guess lately I havent been happy anymore. Not like when Im with her niece having lunch or seeing a movie or whatever, getting into the heat of passion and shit. I guess I dont know, they treat me differently. Im too pussy to really break it off I guess because I still do have a love for her.

>>718710068
do you have teamspeak?

>>718711616
wow you're a dick, just move on and leave her alone

>>718718476
When I was 18 my gf was 13. Now I'm 28 and my girl is 16.

>>718714563
did not happen

I havent got laid in 6 months

>>718712490
Well,we fooled around a bit as kids, but who knows if she remembers that and/or if she's not ashamed of that.

>>718717675
thats good i hope its fullfilling you since my GF is also doing all i want from her, but it feels totally bad.
probably im just the kind of guy who likes the path more than the goal
but on the other hand my GF isn´t really attractive and not able to fullfill me emotionally so that could be the root for that too

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>>718718676

> that shitty math

Unless it's a different girl.

>>718718125
Well i was on probation but i kinda just stopped going after my PO stopped contactinf me....and then i got a letter ssaying i have a warrent

>>718718869
Of course it's a different girl, do you really think someone would find the love of his live with 18? What are you, retarded?

>>718717049
Kidnap and rape the little dyke until she loves you anon, it's the only way.

>>718715817
gave me a boner but I fapped just a little while ago :(

>>718718454
I know its partially her awkwardness causing this. And partially mine as well. But still, I've known her for close to a year, and its kinda been this the whole time. Maybe she's slightly more comfortable though? She seems to laugh at my stupid jokes and kinda teases me as well.

Also, she never texts first though. I always initiate, but she still puts effort into the conversations as well

And, I still think that she probably is inexperienced with relationships as well, but who knows if that is true.

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I fucked my friends girlfriend 3 months after they broke up

>>718718676
Teach us your ways

I am a pedophile who molested my best friends little sisters on several occasions. They were 8 and 9. They are over 18 now. I was never caught.

My friend told me he thought Chelsea handler had the highest body count and I said I bet Whitney Cummings has half as much as her and he said wanna bet so we did. Now I have to find out the truth and don't know how.

>>718714563
fake and gay

>>718719240
Also they remember it. I said I was sorry and bought them milkshakes when they were about 14-15. That was the end of that lol. They never told anyone or if they did, No one believed them.

>>718712285
You fucking savage good lord

>>718719240
You and I both know you deserve to burn for eternity.

>>718715200
terrible/10

>>718715980
>non beta

Proceeded to try and email "girl" from 4chan. Grow up, faggot

a fetish of mine is hearing about other people getting off to my gf so i share pics of her

>>718719240
Are they mentally stable now ?

>>718717588
8

>>718719483
That's fine. If God is real he's a huge faggot anyway.

>>718719644
They're fine. They seemed to enjoy it. One had a crush on me for several years after.

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>>718719178
I'm funny I guess. I have no idea. I'm a 6/10 on good days, but I'm a good writer and a good listener and I'm super confident in front of younger girls. I just know what to say in the right situation. The 16 year old I'm dating now even knows I'm into younger girls but she doesn't really seem to care.
Even though it doesn't sound like this I really love her and I will marry this girl.

>>718718548
You're a pedo 'm8'

>>718716866
2 months ain't shit. I'm cheating on my girlfriend of 5 years and we just had a baby. its with her best friend, And I only regret it a little bit.

My daughter came over to hang out to watch football and have a few drinks. She took a bath later and called me in to wash her hair. When sleepy time came she wanted to snuggle and I ended up licking her vagina. 10/10 would do again.

I need a link to animal cruelty sources.
Otherwise I will practice it in real life.

>>718719240
How old were you?

>>718718676
You're a piece of shit. I'm 26 and have a 16 year old sister and I know without a doubt that a 16 year old is not anywhere dclose to relationship material for an adult. You are probably a manipulative faggot that drives a Grand Prix and thinks he's waaaay cool

I hate myself.

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>>718708180
I sometimes imagine myself as a Japanese woman while doing tasks. I'm also losing weight in an effort to attain this body-type.

>>718719956
You should be in prison

>>718719956
She's gorgeous bro congratz, jealous

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>>718720524
My life story

>>718720076
I remember you!

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>>718720439

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I was in prison for 3 years and my family never found out

10 years ago today, events that I put into motion, caused the death of a young woman trying to win a video game console for her kids. I feel tons of guilt for it even though friends and family tell me "its not your fault". It would have NEVER happened if it wasn't for me.

tl;dr take it easy on the water

>>718711515
Tits or gtfo

>>718708180
Took part in an orgy whilst on vacation a few years back. Was in a relationship at the time. No one ever found out. No regrets, it was awesome.

>>718720811
Wait is this about the radio contest where the woman had to drink a ton of water?

>>718709115
Wally the Speedster?

>>718720244
But then he'd be an idiot who thinks he's way cool and drives a Grand Prix but STILL gets 15yo poon, I only see him winning

I blew a guy on craigslist once

>>718719956
Does she swallow? What's her pussy like?

>>718710068
>I'm a 400lb whale
Do you know anything about getting into other peoples emails? If so, we'd like to talk to you.

-Sincerely,

-The guys at CNN and Buzzfeed

>>718720994
Yeah. Can't believe its been 10 years. I can remember every detail of what I did that day like it was yesterday.

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>>718720577
Probably yes. But I never did anything these girls didn't want me to do.

>>718720593
Thanks bro, she really is.

>>718720663
Hey! I guess I need new secrets lol

>>718721184
She is really cute but you should bitch slap her for coloring her hair like that. looks like kool aid vomit.

>>718720244
Definitely

>>718721209
It's cool, anything new happen since man?

>>718721451
Bottom kek :(

>>718716136
>I didn't wipe my ass myself until I was like 12.
You were my hero, and then you let me; nay, all of us down.>>718716136

>>718720910
>>718721240
same here: I prefer cats and dogs, domestical animals, I need to know how to twist the lungs in a cats neck until it stops resisting and dies.

I've got cp on a mini sd card stashed near my pc

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MOAR ANIMAL CRUELTY

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>>718721623
Got me some cp right hate

24, don't have any friends nor a good job nor good education and my Catholic fam thinks I don't have a soul because I stopped going to church years ago.

I feel so lonely that I go to Black Ops 3 and start typing how much I support Trump and hate mexicans (I'm a Mexican) just to get some empathy comments from americans in the chat.

That's how my social life goes.

I worship some girls in the Anime I currently watch when I'm alone.

Oh, lastly, I masturbate every day like twice a day or more to incest JOI videos.

I have been dating my girlfriend for over a year. We've done everything BUT full on sex, she even lets me half-dick.

Her father killed himself a year and a half or so ago and she is really fucked up about it so she holds her family really close because of her anxiety that they will end up dying somehow. She was about to go all the way and have sex with me, but then her mom (super religious and protective) saw something on facebook from some dipshit dad about how college students can get birth control stuff without their parents knowing, and asked my girlfriend to please tell her if she ever thinks about doing something like that. She's afraid of her mom freaking out and disowning her if she talks to her about it, but loves her mom and is afraid of doing something that her mom won't approve of and keeping that secret until her mom's possible untimely death.

I have already had sex but i'm in love with this girl, and I'm not ever going to cheat on her. I just don't know how I can convince her to let the other half of my dick inside of her.

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>>718720807
>Family acts like they 'love' and 'care about you' all the fucking time
>barely even check to see if you're still alive
Yep, but that's no secret though. We often forget that "family" consists of humans, and like humans, they are just a bunch of fucking vultures.

>>718721772
the jerking off is whats holding you back. Start lifitng weights, or riding a bike, build up a nut, and find some nerdy girl to befuddle with your weenie.....Also get a fucking job so you can impress said nerdygirl, and maybe stand on your own two feet.

>>718721772
>I feel so lonely that I go to Black Ops 3 and start typing how much I support Trump and hate mexicans (I'm a Mexican) just to get some empathy comments from americans in the chat

I feel you dawg I'm Mexican and do that too

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>>718715817

Reminds me of something similar.

> I'm 15
> older foster sister visits
> she was a teen mom
> brings 7yo daughter
> I'm playing Nintendo in the recroom
> haven't really seen much of her
> she gets into my lap while I'm cross legged
> interrupting my view and fucking up my controls
> start tickling her ribs to get her to move
> tries to fight back instead
> turns into little play fight
> let her "win" a little
> I'm on my back and she's stradling one leg
> tickling my ribs (not that ticklish though)
> oh no.. Hard on.. Wha.. Why!?
> hope she doesn't notice
> she shifts up and makes contact
> kinda stops for a moment..
> swings other leg over so she's full straddling
> grinds me through my sweat pants
> the mix of shock, fear, arousal..
> I came within a minute
> "uh.. You can play.. I need to go to the washroom"
> cleaned my crotch as quickly as possible, and was in a outwardly calm/ inwardly paniced state until they left
> never heard a negative word about it

Turns out my niece was being abused/raped by her babysitter at the time who was around my age.
Guess feeling my errection triggered a learned response. My foster sister moved two cities over, and there was a whole court case etc etc.. Saw my niece only a few times after that. Pretty sure that experience (which was my first with any female) turned me somewhat pedo.

My 3 year old stepdaughter wants to suck my dick after catching me watching porn

>>718721952
I do have a job but it's kinda mediocre, I think I made a mistake when I choose my career

>>718721406
I've started a new tradition of her coming over once a month or so for us to cook new stuff and hang out w/out her husband to keep our relationship close. I don't push the nakedness but we do sleep in the same bed when she stays the night. Patience is so hard but I have to settle for what she will give for now. It has to be her idea ya know. I've been thinking about how to talk about it with her but I don't want her to say its not happening again. I'm trying to play the long game. My timing has been pretty terrible because the last 3 times she visited she was on the rag. I try timing it out but her shit is irregular. I rub her back and move down to her ass and hello there is a goddamn pad in her panties.

>>718719092
Boo hoo. I dated and fucked my best friends ex girlfriend for a couple of months, he has no idea. Don't even feel bad. And she wasn't even worth it.

>>718722106
>>718721772
FILL YOUR NUTS, AND FULFILL YOUR DESTINY.

>>718722156
stfu you edgy piece of shit

>>718721781
I would use a claw or some tool to reverse its feet in a turn while I hold its legs on position. Stamp my feet in its face and if it weakens I fill its mouth with a packege full of tin nails. Than I stamp agian at its mouth. Use the fri-pan and boil its tail inside. Than the skin need to be peeled off and I lit the rest in fire with petrol.

I hope it meows enough befor it dies.

>>718722010
Congrats you're fucked up

>>718719956
That's my daughter you fuck! When she gets home she's getting the beating of a lifetime.

As for you, I know who you are cause I backtraced it.

CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

>>718721772
whats a JOI video

>>718722156
That's the spirit !

>>718722348
There are more edgy pieces of shit on this planet than you wished.

>>718722010
that girl must be a yoga expert to be able to eat her own pussy like that...

>>718722565
It's obviously another girl eating that pussy anon

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Where is the video !?

>>718708180
I got my dick sucked twice by accident by other girls since I'm with my current gf. We're probably breaking up this Sunday because of issues unrelated to my dick getting sucked.

>feels bad man

Also I'm 28 and everyone I know is starting to settle down.

>why can't I have a good relationship ?

I love animals, not in a sexually way. I just don't care if something bad happens to people, I only care about animals. Especially my cat.

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cat without the jacket

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>>718722756

How does one "accidentally" get their dick sucked?

>>718722880
you are F'ed in the head.

>>718722756
You slipped and your dick fell in a girls mouth? Twice? I need to follow you around lol

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come on anons give me some better than this

>>718708791
Hits blunt So wouldnt it mean he had his grand kids in his hands??

>>718708180
I'm hoplessly in love and can't seem to move on

>>718722880
I love animals too. Especially when they are smothered in BBQ sauce. Sweet Baby Ray's sweet and spicy with a little extra crushed red pepper.

>>718722756
>got my dick sucked twice by accident

Right okay.

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>>718708180
I blew my load to this picture about 4 hours ago

also i'm a guy that loves watching Monster High

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Happy cat

>>718723126
Fuck, me too

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I fapped everytime after i beat a boss in i wanna be the boshy

>>718712061
Fuck off and die

>>718723164
where is this from ?

>>718723182
If i would know these guys I would beat them to death with a baseball bat

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>>718723275
she's called Miss Kitty Mouse

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There's this kid in my Website Publication class and i fucking hate him, so when he asks for help i intentionally give him wrong steps to making the website. His retarded ass still asks me for help.

>>718723230
IF I SEE THAT FUCKNG CAT ONE MORE TIME...

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>>718723350
and than you would do this to them ?

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Warming up my kitty.

>>718723350
>grabs bat
"hold my Mountain Dew"
>bat gets taken away and head gets busted
"call amberlamps pls"

>>718723817
dont watch this

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5bd_1370435912

>>718723182
non-whites aren't human

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>>718723859
Amber. Thats been a long time

>>718719029
>>718718037
More ideas?

>male
>28
>extremely handsome
>girls have literally thrown themselves at me
>kissless virgin

>>718709691
I'm 8! And I've always wanted a mommy girlfriend ;) Add me on kik. ken_jones09

>>718724523
Same, except I'm 20. I've been on a couple dates, but none of them have gone well. I'm thinking about going to a therapist or something to talk about it.

>>718724742
You're still young. Why do you feel like you haven't had sex yet?

>>718722953
>heavy drinking, small house party with American exchange students
>hey anon let's go to the kitchen or whatever
Naive cunt as I am when I'm drunk
And I can use a glass of water
> walk into kitchen , the bitch starts immediately making out with me
>it's just making out although it is scandalous enough already
>bitch drops on her knees unbuckles my belt
>before I know ir she's sucking
>feelsgoodman.jpg
> realize what's going on
> take out my dick, pull up my pants
>spaghetti starts dripping out of my pocket
>get out

Basically I don't approve my own actions but I'm not feeling guilty either. Other time was basically the same but in the toilets of a club, I did let that girl finish that time though.

>>718724523
Does not compute. "You're hot kiss me" "no" wtf

>>718717822
Those movies are terrible.

>>718724952
>I did let that girl finish that time though
girl lol

>>718719029
you need to stop texting her first for 14 days. she takes you for granted because you're too available. you "need" her, she doesn't need you, and that's what you like about her.

quit being a faggot and stop messaging this time-wasting cunt

>>718725024
I would feel major religious guilt

>>718724156
I was referring to the black guy that got the shit beat out of him by the vietnam vet beard dude

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Where is the "animal cruelty" anon ?.

Give me some good sources

>>718725191
Eh, I regularly go 2 weeks or up to two months without speaking to her. Remember, she is introverted as fuck. So it sometimes takes a bit until they can speak to someone normally.

I never text her more than twice a week anyway.

>>718724889
Probably the same reason as a lot of people on here. It's hard for me to ask girls out. Also, on dates, I always feel like I'm holding back and am uncomfortable. I'm sure if I get more practice, things will get better, but getting started pretty difficult.

Also, because I'm relatively attractive, I have a hard time committing myself to one girl because there are typically multiple people who are flirting with me at once. It's actually pretty frustrating because I end up doing nothing with any of them.

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>>718725303
same

>>718711575
Cudos

>>718725303
Epic Beard Man

>>718725301
I was raised in the church and the whole premise is that we need to be saved because we are sinners. Stop trying to be Jesus. You can't "good boy" your way into heaven dumbass. Sins are forgiven if forgiveness is requested.

>>718725444
Totally agree with the multiple girl flirting thing.
It's a blessing and a curse. God speed you beautiful bastard. I hope you get poon one day.

>>718725541
Great times were had by all

>>718722439
OK bullshitfag

>>718725577
I'm not christian.

My religion teaches to control your base-animal urges. If you have the urge to ram your dick in a woman, with hold, because it is a sin without marriage.

>>718724523
Had the same problem until I was 21.

When you're a hot guy and shy it's hard to figure out what attracts women. You can be awkward af and they'll still approach you but then that's it.
What helped me was reading guides from Pick-Up Artists in their forums and then go partying and practicing. Got laid first time about 6 months later.

>>718725139
I touched her va jay jay so probably it's a girl.
>her boyfriend was in the same club as well though
>she took all the initiative to the whole dick sucking affair

I feel a little bad for the guy because apparently she does this kind of stuff all the time

>>718725444
I used to have that problem and I ended up memorizing some conversation lines and just started using them. You can have the same discussion with the same responses to a bunch of girls. They are so stupid and air headed that it works out fine. After a few attempts and learning how to smile and make eye contact without looking like a dumbass, you can get women pretty easy. You have to remember, they are stupid.

>>718725421
you're still a faggot. if she doesn't wanna hang out, cut her off and put your energy into messaging 20 other girls, one of whom is bound to go out with you no matter how hideous you are

>>718725773

F A G G I T
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>>718725773
Well what is your religion then?

>>718726092
Muslim

>>718717540
Self fulfilling prophecy. Y'all are going to end BAD

>>718726206
Well shit there are muslims raping women all the time. As long as they are infidels it doesn't matter. You could fuck them and kill them if you wanted to.

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Im legit into animal cruelty.
I guess most anons are just conformers and for that manner they need to get of 4ch because it damages their brains.

>>718708180
I think im in love but shes a lying bitch who is bad for anyone around her

>>718726008
>if she doesn't wanna hang out,

That's the thing. I am not too that she doesn't actually want to do something, or if she's just too nervous currently. All other signs seem to point to it just being nervousness. Especially since shes inexperienced in relationships.

Also a friend was in the same fucking situation and the girl ended up reaching out to him without and prompting from him, so....

>>718726375
>>718726206
Agreed.

They rape infidels like they are pigs and treath their own women even worse.

Religion of peace.

>>718726281
I agree with you that it will end in a train wreck but wow what a life he gets to live until it happens. If he doesn't suffer from guilt it must be awesome.

>>718708180
Ive been fucking someone with a boyfriend and I have no one to talk about it with

>>718726375
Those are hill billies that fuck goats too.

If anything, Islam demands man respects women. There is so much twisted info on the topic - i wont discuss hijab, so dont ask

>>718721144
I remember this

>>718716152
>P p p eople wonder w w w why I've never d D d ddated a gi gi gi girl. It's bbbecause im v v v v v very self c c conscious ab ab about my st stbst stu stut stut st st stutter.

My sister is my daughter

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>meet a girl at a houseparty in summer
>hang with her the entire night
>didn't get to bang because she threw up every five minutes, apparently vodka isn't her thing
>aside from the constant vomiting I really liked to be with her and hold her
>a few days later I texted her, and so the next few weeks or so, as a common friend
>invites me to her best friends bday, which is on the other side of the country
She lives about 200km from me which is a bummer
>at the late stage of the party
>with her on a roof of some shed
>staring at the stars
>had butterflies in my stomach this whole time
>eventually start making out, which I suck at so it doesn't last long
>fall asleep cuddling
The next day at her place, oh god I literally want to kill my self for existing - I was hung over and tired so my humour was shit+cringe like everything I said that day. Also acted like a 12 year old. She hasn't spoken to me since, ignores me etc. She was someone that I felt like was the only one for me. Now I want to die.
Yesterday was her bday. Asked her if she wanted anything special.
>Seen 15:45
Oh yes, the secret, I almost forgot.
Gonna kill myself soon enough, just tryna figure out the best way to do it.

On new years eve I made out with a cute 10yo girl for about 30 minutes

>>718726532
The majority of muslims are decent people. Turn off Fox news and right wing bigotry

I want to see my husband fuck my best friend. I don't want them to be in a relationship but I want to see him fuck her.

>>718726908/
fucking mommy?

I've taken a load from at least 14 guys from CL, one of whom I currently work with.

>>718717743
Me too <3

>>718727179
how come? what do u want them to do, how would it go down?

>>718727373
m or f? where do they load and what was the first time like?

Sniff, the Estonian youtuber is a cringy faggot. I would stuck a hammer up his puny white ass, cut him and light the fucktard on fire and hope he won't die so he'd suffer till the end of time.
And yes, it's personal.

>>718726968
You need to open your eyes. They are migrating into areas they have never lived in since the religion started. They will continue to do that and gradually change where they move to and breed like roaches. In 100-300 years, when your stupid ass is dead and gone, and your descendants have to start living under Sharia law, it will be too late.

>>718726968
hah
I'm sure you're right
(joke)

i love poop, i want to take a giant messy poop on a girl and smear it all over them and face fuck them into oblivion

>>718726908
My mother forced me when I was 11 years old and I got pregnant, my sister who already has 13 got into my bed a week ago and I wake up to kisses in the mouth and tells me that she is in love with me, I do not know what to do, my mother He died and I take care of my sister.

>>718727179
That should be extremely easy to pull off.
>start fucking
>"baby, there is something you could do that would really turn me on"
>"whats that, wife?"
>"I want to see you fuck Friend. It makes my pussy melt just thinking about it"
>"Is this a trap, wife?"
>"no"
>"call her"

>>718722157
>her period is irregular
>lets you rub her ass
>not just using you for emotional support

>>718727525
> Incoming...
M. All in the backdoor. First several times were me being on call, so to speak, for a buddy that went to the same college. His dorm room saw some stuff.

>>718727774
If you weren't such an idiot that might be interesting

>>718727897
lol I know she has issues. I'm her dad ffs. I obviously have them too. I'm just trying to play around with her and not do too much more damage.

>>718727916what was the best time? green text

>>718727777
>>"what's that, wife?"
Sounds like a dialogue from a low budget movie

>>718727777
Also, nice quads

>>718728198
I forgot to insert gif of shaking shocked "70s head

>>718709691
Pedo here. If you're checking out 2d loli threads or god forbid deep web CP what you want to do is abstain from Pedo pornography and try to lead a normal kinky as fuck lifestyle with an amazing sexy non pedo person instead. I abstain from it and I get no urge to look at it whatsoever. Looking at 2d loli stuff just triggers you into wanting to masturbate more to Pedo stuff and that's not good. Plus if you date a Pedo bf your kid has a way higher chance of being a pedophile too. You want to improve the genetics of your family tree so that pedo stuff is extinguished out of it.

Unless you want a pedo BF because he will *get you* for liking kids. But the thing is it's not anything you have to tell anybody. It's not this crucial bad thing that you can't open up to people about not being a pedo. And it shouldn't be this crucial thing you look for in a boyfriend.

Any negative associations with it are just ignorant social lies that are spread around. You were born that way and you can't help it and nothing is bad about you for having that. You're more than deserving of a regular attractive as fuck sex partner just like everybody else. Obviously you'll never do anything bad to a kid IRL

So if you're not going after kids and abstaining from the porn then just live a regular kinky sex life as a regular kinky person. Just stay away from pedo stuff in general.

>>718728467
>about not being a pedo
Fuck me I can't concentrate at all right now
I meant about being a pedo. Christ.

>>718722708
At liveleak, pretty easy to find

>>718728467
Sounds like 1980's advice for faggots.

>>718728198
A low budget porn that I would really like to see...

>>718728467
I guess you're right. My thing is that I like to be honest in relationships. I still like adults but I feel like I'll always be sort of a "closet gay" and I don't like that. I only look at loli and erotica and it doesn't go further than that. I just thought having someone like me would be fun and liberating to be around.