Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
QOTT: Anime watching this season or just in general.
Took me a very long time to understand this.
>not having sexual feelings towards your wife
Not at the moment, but I'm pretty hyped for the Granblue fantasy anime that should be coming out early this year
Oh thank you, she appreciates it.
Loli da best no pedo
Yeah, as I said a few posts ago, I already told my parents about the shit and got back home today.
Maybe I should go into stationary but not right now
>public lewding is a requirement of that
Honestly thank you. That was a neat lesson I learned today.
Not a damn thing.
Friend recommended Drifters and Psycho Mob or whatever. He keeps mentioning some manwa called Tower of God or something. I want to watch LWA but I can't.
im hungry thats about it. you?
>Being hyped about generic gatcha game anime #2047
I need to finish Stardust Crusader so I can get to DIU
I'm on my lunch break, enjoying some delicious fast food.
I can't remember who was my first avatar, I mean, everywhere, not just here.
You know the rules, 2 homurolls a thread. I'll be using the time you take to get it to find a proper pic.
World of Warcraft the Anime.
I can smell thirst. That's why I know it
Well, did you look up how you usually deal the best way with this?
I mean someone said with alcohol detoxing can kill you, so I'd rather you be extra careful instead of extra fast.
No one expects you to heal over a weeks course.
>I hate cooking
>there's always so much waste
You are what you eat, I guess.
>disregarding medium heavy snowfall
Clearly you're mistaken!
I'm trying to have a civilized discussion here.
>one of humanities greatest early achievements
>triumphing over nature
But isn't the greatest humiliation of nature to literally fuck it?
Isn't there another KonoSuba?
KINMOZA MOVIE BLU RAY RELEASES MARCH 3RD
HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE
HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE
I mean I remember you being surprised at me baneposting.
Mob Psycho was great, drifters is basically dependent on how you liked Hellsing.
That "waste/are what you eat" makes no sense. If there's waste, it's because I'm not eating it. Try again.
I've never lived in an area with snowfall. I really would like to someday, at least for a while.
Retail heroes diss me for playing on pservers, pserver heroes diss me for playing on retail.
Fuck me right?
I haven't had fast food in a long time. Last I remember whenever I ate burgers from McDonald's I couldn't stay awake for more than 3 hours.
Ugh I am so jealous of you. I can't wait to save up enough to move myself and my 4 dogs to wherever it snows year round.
Wrathbaby please go, me and Iowa killing level 6 mobs at level 1 for levelling up while running/kiting was great fun.
That's because they want you to help keep the sinking ship afloat.
Not counting my chickens before they hatch.
I'd be pleasantly surprised if I could pull that off though.
You just have a naughty mind.
We don't have to go to such lengths. We've already fucked the planet and ourselves for the next century or so.
Well, not for the reason you'd think. It's because I want to look good in girl's clothing like the faggot I am.
I honestly don't know. I haven't downloaded this season's chart and have been down in the dumps in respect to following anime season, even though I really liked to some years ago.
That's why I might get into stationary. I know about the side effecs of withdrawal good enough. So I already looked into stationarie clinics near me
I watched Hellsing for the gloves and yaoi bait. Young Walter? Shota Alucard? Warrant Officer Schrodinger? Come oooooon.
Is there yaoi undertones in Drifters? Or is just just bold lines with RIP AND YEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE?
Little Witch Academia
I'm going to get a card but I can't remember the name of the one I'm thinking about getting right now
>RIP AND YEAR
Sorry, RIP AND TEAR
This is for visual reference.
>image obviously related
I'll off for lunch now
Jack in the box. Nothing special, but it gets the job done.
Just bundle up before going out. Find a cuddle buddy for indoors and wrap up into a double stuffed blanket burrito.
Is there no other way to detox more safely?
Oh its you again
Got a lot of work for my lab done!
There are a few characters who have no under tones about it
And Yoichi a qt
>little witch academia
Hi everyone! I'm back! I went to watch Yuru Yuri for a while, and I went out to request a prescription too- it'll be ready tomorrow!
Yea, I was that flaw as well, but I guess you got the point.
Now that sure is awful! The world is so beautiful and pure when it's all white. (No Nazi propaganda intended.)
You can always fuck some more for additional humiliation!
... just... just eat the right kinds of meat.
Or consider not being gay.
Finally home, I love you Chara! Bbl! ^^
>i have to go food shopping with my dad so I won't be back for a long time, sry...
See you later then
Tbqh no. If you are addicted enough to ethanol, you run the risk of seizuress amd shit. Look it up. Ethanol withdrwal is like heroin withdrawal, only worse for the person who has to go through it
Oh.... Interesting, so that is what tenderized meat is. Have fun Steakman!
FUJOSHIT GET OUT REEEEEEEE~
I didn't notice any but I'm notoriously blind, for your yaoi fix though did you see last season's Yuri on Ice?
just imagine I didn't give up on writing it halfway though
You're a little confused here. So did you get to name your warlock Wo?
I don't care if Arena-Tournament sinks, it's what it deserves after the previous owner sold it out to the meme server.
>pure when it's all white.
Maybe not intended, but Nazi confirmed.
Yeah, that's kinda the reason I would like to live somewhere like that. I used to visit family members in Big Bear and always loved it. For the longest time when I was a kid, all I would want for my birthday was to actually see snowfall, not just go somewhere and have snow be there.
It's not bad. I'm waiting for a Panda Express to open and I'll be all set for my gluttonous fast food desires.
I had completely forgotten about that, and actually haven't even gotten into the fresh realm yet, since there's an 11k queue day and night
>Yuri on Ice
What do you think I am? A faggot? What next? FREE! ?
i dont really like asain food all too much
I mean, hey, as long as you're heading in the right direction, I think you can afford to be a little hopeful.
Google it nigger
Do you remember the number at least
What if my cuddle buddy is halfway across the world
what then tomoki
Its a long report
Shoo get out
Yuri on ice a great
Watch it. Its good
Hey Chara, how're you?
Best of luck!
But karen, it snows up here.
I am your cuddle buddy right~?
I'm too salty about the bait and switch name
Really? I'd kill for some good sashimi for lunch instead of fast food, even if it cost me more.
I guess... well, I guess you're SOL? But don't worry, I don't have a cuddle buddy, so you're worlds ahead of me.
How're you cutie?
>Or consider not being gay.
My world has changed. I have never considered that.
Yeah, I could, but vegetarian diets are relatively inexpensive.
I don't know if you're trying to turn me on, but you are.
I think it is, strangely enough.
Maybe just a little, I don't want to bring myself up just to be slammed down again though.
That was meant for Chara, I am Flan. Nice to meet you! ^-^
That's what you get for playing on servers that are above the surface on the iceberg tier.
I'd much rather play on a small server where everyone knows each other and there is a strong sense of community.
I'll pass. Completely. I was joking about the yaoi stuff. I still may watch Drifters simply because it will be something to talk to my friend about.
I wish he was a moe fag but he's not. God damn shonen shitters.
ugh, sounds horrible in every possible way
means it's just more satisfying
i dont know what that is but i like hamburgers with french fries shoved into them
Cuddle me shiki-san
Then let's stick needles into each other.
A little is fine, gives you a reason to keep going, yes?
Yea, well, fascism is a pretty good system compared to be capitalism and communism, to be fair.
Didn't it ever snow in Big Bear?
Further question: Who the fucked names a city big bear?
Then he is a really bad cuddle buddy.
But... but why?
I always liked you!
I guess that's true. But maybe one fine day you'll find a piece of chicken in one of these dumpsters. Ganbatte!
>turn me on
Can I also humiliate you by denial? Because I can actually do that from here.
Oooh, that's not bad, how very american!
How about California Burritos? I love that shit.
Shit outta luck.
Well thank you anon. I am trying my best to write like I'm normal but jesus I am drunk like a madman already, just hoping to go asleep and have some left for tomorrrow morning
Why isw she so beautiful and perfect, even though she is best tulpa
As I said alreadyt, you guys don't have to ferl ssorry, i am just a fag etc
there is this one food stand and they make some very tasty steak burritos with all kinds of stuff in it
I'm a bigger fag, trust me on that!
Oh, I'm sorry Yui, I overread you. How are you?
Let's reenact the audition, dibs on being the girl.
It is the most misnamed anime ever. When will yaoi in air come out? An anime about two girls skydiving
I'm good. Just chilling
And yeah, veggies are cheaper than meats
It is actually pretty good
Will finish it tonight!
No real reason.
>I'm a bigger fag, trust me
I challege you to a fag off!
*I put on my goldfish mask, flapping my gills seductively*
Well just don't get nvidia
fucks your computer hard
Shiki wants to be a girl?
I hope you are working on your cardio, reduced your protein intake, and are working towards <15% body fat.
Drifters? Free? Yuri on Ice? I'm a bit lost here.
Going fine so far. I ate some noodles with meat today.
What about yours?
>Challenge on who the bigger fag is
You win by default m8
Eh. Went to the landlord and had a fight with him because I was too lazy to translate the papers he needed and ate some fastfood ramen a few min ago.
How about Mexican food, do you like that? I mean, if you're a fan of meat I would assume that you'd be all for that food
You're welcome! And you can call me Yui. I post in here quite regularly now, although I am a little quiet so you won't see a great deal of me.
Nice to meet you, Flan!
It's okay, it happens! I've been okay thanks- today's been up and down since I ran out of anti-anxiety medication yesterday, but I'll have some tomorrow and I'll be fine again. Now I'm just chilling watching anime.
A little motivation never hurt that is true.
I'll try not to give into desire that hot minute.
That would hurt me more than beig tied up.
Do you still have a fetish for normal conversation?
Good to hear.
as long as its not too spicy i will generally like it.
Why would you even need to translate the papers for the landlord?
That sounds strange really
Oh, you are on anti-anxiety medication? That sounds bad. Social anxiety? Or a symptom of another disorder?
There are plenty of dishes that aren't spicy, or that don't have to be. Mexican food a best
ya blew it.
Nah I'm going more for the pure auschwitz look. Karen would like me more as a boy anyway.
All of them.
You up to anything?
ill still take a hamburger or pizza first
>Not liking spicy food
What kind of faggot...
So... cardio... reduced protein intake... a body fat ratio of less than 15 percent... and short hair?
I still think I am going to pass on FREE! and Yuri on Ice.
It's a long story. In my town everyone who knows eachother do little things for each other. Like for example I can sometimes come into the cafe I come to a lot and have a free pizza on the house just because the owner is happy to see me or something. The landlord helped me catch that fucker who climbed over the wall into my garden once and I agreed to help him with papers. I didn't do it because I was doing shit on the net again yesterday. So yeah, of course he got mad because he needed the papers today.
i like jalapenos on some stuff and thats about as far as ill go. im a bit of a wimp when it comes to that stuff but sour stuff is really good
There are some really well made pizzas, so I can't blame you if your preference is that
Oh, okay. I will just leave then Q_Q.
I can't wait to hear all about how you're a little tired lately and how your day was.
More like cardio and no food intake.
There is nothing wrong with short hair
Sounds like a lovely little village then.
Ah, that's a shame really... were you able to do the papers fast at least?
Not sure if that's a good thing though!
>Not having your food so spicy you shit a hole in the floor
What are you even doing with your life?
i remember having a pizza and french fries thats good. also this is probably the most fat thing you can do but you get a chicken tender and roll it into the pizza. i havent been able to do that since i was a kid though
This is why you make your own food purchases, so you can eat like you want.
Of course, it can get to be a bit unhealthy. Adulting is hard.
Aha, you see, I can smell erect penises, from miles away!
What if I tell I didn't do anything particularly noteworthy?
Wanting to read some of Junji Ito's stuff, but instead finding myself caught in this mess.
Wigs could work.
I wear a wig sometimes when crossdressing.
Long Hair > Short Hair
And too short of hair is ew
If you want
Pls no! Was just a prank
Still, getting first place is nice
What mess? Talking about gay stuff and nutrition?
As long as it looks pretty
Id rather not do that.
no im pretty aware that its horrible but they make stuff taste too good when you mix it. same for soda
Just general anxiety and mild depression. The two seem to work hand-in-hand. If I'm feeling down, I might think of some kind of dark thought because of my depression, and then I'll get worried about it because of my anxiety.
I've had a lot of therapy over the past 7 months and I'm good at controlling it and keeping my cool now, but it doesn't get rid of the actual feeling of anxiety, which is just uncomfortable and unpleasant, and definitely makes your day harder than necessary.
So while it definitely is bad that I have it, it's not a crisis or anything. Normally it's just there in the background, and that's only on a bad day.
I finished half of them so after a tea with him he said it's ok, said he knows I am a busy man. I nearly choked when he said that. But I did half the papers at least. I really want to check out that new restaurant that has opened called "Hell's Kitchen". I would assume they do spicy foods in there and I am a fan of that. Speaking of spicy foods....
How spicy do you like your foods then?
That would get me extremely moist.
It's too late, I am already gone!
I'm no flexpert, but starving yourself is bad.
Find out what your daily caloric intake should be and add a 500 calorie deficit. For instance, mine is ~2400 calories a day to maintain my weight and blah blah. Adding a 500 calorie deficit puts me at ~1900 calories a day and if I keep my fats low and proteins high I should lose about a pound a week.
Stay away from calorie dense foods (like fast food, microwaveable stuff, "pre-made" processed meals and foods) and up your vegetables.
Eh, I think I will. I doubt I'll even be able to watch Drifters and LWA regardless. Still might try tho.
It's how they get you: make food delicious.
I should be way heavier than I am, thank goodness for fast metabolism
>They seem to go hand in hand
Yeah, depression side effect is anxiety.
Ah... that must suck... for some reason I'm either lucky or dull enough to not notice the anxiety part.
That sounds a lot less bad then when you first told me.
What's the reason you got depression and anxiety if you don't mind me asking?
Well, you are a busy... shitposter at least who likes to come up with different personas.
Hell's Kitchen sounds really spicy. Am I the only person who doesn't like spicy food?
Shoulder length is obviously the best choice
Sorry but I'm doing the exact opposite, I'm generally maximising my calorie intake going by calorie/$ before anything else.
poorfag student for life.
Noooo! I loved you!
Find a way dude
Hehehe.. muh personas..
You are not the only one. Tomoko just now was saying how he dislikes really spicy foods. And with me it's different, I just like to have a reason to drink during food intake. The spiciness helps a lot.
That's a convenient thing right?
And that's a rather crazy range!
same food just runs right through me
Eat more vegetables and stuff with fiber. Will make you feel "full" while keeping your calories manageable.
Personally I'm a fan of broccoli. You also can't go wrong with beans, brown rice, whole grains (OATS), whole milk, eggs, and skinless chicken breast.
Ah, that makes sense. Is alcohol actually good against the spiciness? I never tried that out and I don't drink too often, so...
Also, how many personas did you create so far?
trust me, the issues over the last couple of months hasn't been not feeling full, it's losing several pounds and now having basically every bone visible.
If I somehow get fat, it's a great victory.
Long hair > short hair
And this is why you are weak.
I also really like them pinned-up.
I too loved you like a wise and helpful senpai, but your betrayal has lead to this!
Honestly I wish it wasn't like that for me. I'd probably be a bit more careful with how I eat, and going to the gym wouldn't be so frustrating.
I'm not too sure, really. I was bullied a lot in school and got really lonely in high school, and when I think back to when I was about 14, that seems to be when I started feeling down. I'm also trans, so that could be part of it.
I transitioned a few years ago so I tend not to really get depressed anymore, and if I do catch myself feeling down I'll be proactive about it. Anxiety's my only real issue these days.
How about you? What's your story?
Eat more. Not just "eat more," but eat more effectively.
You need MORE calories to grow. Calories from FAT is what you want then. ( 9 calories/gram)
You will still get protein and carbs ( 4 calories/gram) but if you want to grow, then you need more calories.
Seriously. Calories calories calories. You want calories if you want to grow.
I don't know what your nutritional daily value is, that is something you need to find out for yourself as everyone is different. That being said, you may only be taking in 2000 calories, but your lifestyle may have you burning 2200 calories a day. This could be from walking around, working, just daily life. In your case, you want calorie dense foods which are basically foods that don't "fill" you up.
Potato chips, candy, soda, fast food, all that noise.
Oh, bullied... how old are you if I may ask
JUST! How many do we have here now?
I can't remember much before I turned 15. Like, only fractals and pictures if anything. With 15 I had the first time I didn't feel like I was in the right body and since then it's only been downhill for me...
But I found some really nice and supporting people here who I can talk to about my problems.