Whats Your Biggest Sexual Deviance /b/ Mine Was Snagging this pic

>>718660616
I fap during thunder storms

>>718660616
I have sex with my daughters. It's not really deviant though, it's how it's supposed to be. Girls are made for getting fucked by their daddy.
>Mine Was Snagging this pic
Of some girl you knew and had set up the lose for it?

>>718660805
Yeah it was my math teacher actually

OP IS A FAGGOT

>>718660874
well now I am interested.....

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>>718660616
Wait wtf is hanging off her pussy? And if its jewelry does it protrude below her dress?

>>718661319

Who the fuck knows.

I am not a fan of "metal in the pussy area".

>>718661319
>>718661420
thats a tampon

>Have to stay at sisters place for a month between moves years ago
>Sis has 2 daughters, 8 and 12
>Lifts 12 yo into 8 yo's bed and I sleep in 12 yo's bed
>2nd night 12 yo climbs back into her bed beside me
>Hard as diamonds, couldn't sleep, did nothing
>3rd night she climbs in again
>Wait till she's asleep and start feeling her body through her pj's
>Repeat for a few nights
>Then she wakes up as I'm stroking her pussy
>Shit. Panic and stop.
>"Don't stop"
>She pulls my hand back to her pussy and I play with her clit.
>Next night she climbs in naked
>Diamonds
>As I'm sucking the small buds of her tits she grabs my cock through my boxers
>"I want to see it"
>Whip boxers off
>She stares at my cock and I ask her to stroke it.
>Starts stroking my cock, feels great.
>I ask her to suck it and she does
>Tell her to swivel round into a 69 and I start licking her pussy
>Licking and sucking her clit as she sucks my cock
>She begins grinding her pussy onto my face
>Going to cum, can't hold back any longer
>Cum in neices mouth and tell her to swallow it as it's good for her
>She swallows my cum and keeps sucking as she grinds on my face
>We made each other cum every night for the rest of the month

>>718661516

Great story. I question it's veracity, but still, great story.

>>718661319
Peirced puss with a ring and chain nigga

>>718661462
No its not bud

>>718661462

That's not a tampon, my friend.

It's something attached to her clit ring. Almost looks like a 6" screw of sorts. Who the fuck knows what it is.

Jerked off on a bus.

I made my ex girlfriend strip for a homeless man and suck me off in front of him while he played with her ass/pussy. Let him keep all her underwear.

>>718660734
that's pretty metal.

>>718661516
Not even your story
Seen it before

>>718661695
I do this all the time. Always sit upstairs towards the back with nobody behind/beside me. When we pull up beside another bus at a red light I stand up and wank as the people in the other bus watch. Also like play-parks.

>>718661785
Probably because it was posted by me before.

>>718661695
>>718661879

Dave Chappelle has a bit about some homeless guy jerking off on a bus.

"If a homeless guy on the bus busts a nut on you, that pretty much ruins the rest of your day."

>>718660616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg5j1bzm2c8

>>718661262
she was my math teacher. i got top of class and since my school was sponserd by a shoe company i got a $200 voucher and my teacher got a $100 for being the one with the best class average. she asks me to tag along with her on a Saturday since she did int have a car and i did the first thing i notice when i see her is a ball bearing thing protruding out of her dress. so i waited for the moment and struck a photo of her bending over

>>718662109
i dont get it

>>718662199

You fucked her right?

>>718662433
A year or 2 later she kissed me at a reunion but i was too much of a fag to go through with it

>>718662555

Well fuck, hope you don't pass another opportunity like that.

Got to contain the spaghetti anon.

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>>718662555
you utter chode... find a way to get back in contact with her. Lie if you have to

>>718662199
are you kidding me, she's practically presenting for you in that pic and you did nothing?

>>718661930
what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>718662803
well i wont be able to see her again shes doing 10-15 for fucking a 16 year old

>>718662884
A NUTS A NUT NIGGA
(not same person)

>>718662904

>not going for a conjugal visit

Post inmate code

>>718662904
that could have been you anon.
tsk tsk
i don't think i would be able to live with myself if i had of pass that kind of shit up.

>>718662199
that totally happened :)

>>718662865
eh i was 17 at the time am less of a awkward fag now

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>>718660616
>>718660874
>>718662199
>>718662555
>>718662904

Tune in next week guys for more tales of shit that never happened!

>>718662956
not allowed in my country totally would if i could tough :)

>>718660616
I like to drive around my college campus and masturbate in my car and flash all the Chinese girls because i know they cant go tell anyone because of the language barrier

>>718660616
Have a findom fetish and a woman worship fetish. Met a femanon on here, and sent her 200 USD for being female.

>>718663228
Post name then you raging idiot

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>>718663334
Femanon here. Need my email?

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>>718663334
what'd she say? pics of her?

>>718663435
Yes I do.

College in my town has a dance school, and I walk into the dance building, acting like I belong there, and stand in the hallway, and look in the big windows into the dance studios, where girls are taking lessons. It's the teens that get me going. Looking at those athletic, tight bodies, in those leotards.

Fortunately, I don't stay long enough to draw attention to myself, and I don't fap until I get home again.

>>718663456
Whatcha gonna give me? Im the one in the middle.

>>718663507
fap in the car bro. its fun

>>718663519
Gonna depend on what happens after we start emailing each other.

>>718662555
Sorry you missed out on banging your teacher at your one year high school reunion.

>>718663507
mmm-hmmmm

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>>718663575
Lol I'm not savage enough to rob you man. I'm a dude.

>>718663724
Kinda figured.

>>718663644
i had a 1 year reunion at my high school does not seem that out of place to me

>>718663705

Yep! Hnnng.

I can't believe I can just walk in there and see those girls dancing. The windows in the studios are HUGE (basically floor to ceiling). And they have about 8 studios. You can walk up and down the hallway, and look in on all the classes going on. Kinda made for parents, I suppose, but it works well for my purposes, too. ;-)

>>718662925
you wanna nut in an animal too?

>>718663838
Stand there with a boner.

>>718663974

Er, not sure that would be a very good idea. ;-)

Most times i cum in my sisters food .
Its like her daily supplement i guess
I love it when i bring her porridge with some fruit and my cum in it and shes like " wow this tastes great ! " and thanks me.One time i thought she knew because i didnt mix it properly but she ignored it and ate it all anyway

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>>718663787
Femanon don't exist on the internet.

>>718661462
Looks more like a zip tie attached to the clit ring.

>>718661700
No one?

>>718664135
>he's never seen a camwhore thread with a timestamp

>>718664169
Who hasn't done that?

I used to fuck my Chow Chow mix.

Since she was very young i trained her to be okay with "sexual contact", and to assosiate being in my bed with "Oh, I'm going to cum". Eventually it got to the point where all I'd have to do is take my dick out for her to become intensely horny, and begin licking it, hoping I'd help her get off too. The best part is, she was what some of us beast fags call a "humper". What that means is when you're inside her (finger, dildo, or dick), she'd start thrusting her legs up and down so as to "hump" in a sense. So she'd basically fuck me reverse cowgirl, and all i'd have to do is lay there and cum inside her. Often times, she'd cum multiple times, and i'd only cum once, but that's okay. I took a lot of pleasure in simply pleasuring her.

>>718664242
Yeah sure. Everyone makes their high school girlfriend strip in public for a homeless man.

>>718664196
That's a figment of your imagination created by the government,set dormant in your brain you fool. REEEEEEEE

>>718660616
Fucked my therapist once in a fit of desperation,I deeply regretted it afterwards. She had a family and everything, never visited her again.

>>718660616
I eat my own cum from time to time... In general CEI videos get me...

>>718665501
Jesus tell me more
how did you convince her?

>>718665501

I surely want to fuck my therapist. She's fresh out of grad school (29 years old), and is cute as all get out.

Well, she'd lose her job if she fucked you, so... Good luck with that.

>>718665740
Well she'd lose her job if she fucked you, so... good luck with that.

(i know i said this already, but i didnt tag you first, so here... Tagged, faggot)

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>>718660616
I'm a zoophile. . .

>>718665848

Of COURSE nothing can happen. I just worry that she knows I have a crush on her. (She MUST know.) I can almost hear her saying, "I think your feelings for me are interfering with your therapy. I'm going to refer you to a colleague."

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>>718660734
Kek

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>>718662904
Post full name and pics or you're lying.

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>>718666135
I know who he is, pic related

>>718663241
Omg lost

>>718660616
>>718660616
>>718660616
THIS IS A BULLSHIT PICTURE. NOBODY GOES TO A SHOE STORE AND TRIES ON HIGH HEEL WHILE STANDING UP? EVERYONE SITS WHEN THEY TRY ON SHOES...

>>718665679
Anybody like me? hetero with gf and cum eating fetish?

>>718661695
Got a bj on a bus

>>718666732
Virgin

>>718666732
people also try walking around in shoes and adjusting them to fit?

>>718660616
Anyone else wanna just reach up and give horn a tug?

>>718661516
How old were you in this (fictional) story?

>>718660616
cumming into my mothers food

>>718667163
*fictional & stolen

Spanking naughty girls and boys on their bare butt.

Fucked my cousin when I was 14 and she was 12. Two years later got jerked off by same cousin while girlfriend watched and played with herself.

Years later, mid 20s, fucked wife's best friend while she watched. Tried real hard to push for a poly relationship with the three of us, didn't take.

In teens used to have a jerk off list. Tried to jerk off in as many unique places as possible. List included things like grandmother's kitchen, school bus, school bathroom, school yard, store fitting room, etc. Got to 100 places before I stopped keeping track.

I could probably go on.

>>718660805
jelly AF. How old?

>>718667704
Same anon, thought of another good one.

Really hated one of my college roommates. One day after he got drunk he left his laptop in the kitchen. Used it to watch porn, jerked off and came all over the keyboard. Used one of those cake icing spatula things to spread it out evenly and let it dry. Got hard when he used it the next day and complained it was all crusty.

>>718660805
Are you the same anon I've seen posting in secret threads making this claim, and talking about your wife being aware and having played with one of your daughters once, etc?

My wife was molested by her father as a child. Secretly turns me on when she talks about it. She'd get triggered as fun if she ever knew.

>>718667786

9 and 12

>>718668083
Shame it'll be harder for your children to have a normal childhood because of her victim mentality and likely prudish nature.

>>718668139
Great ages. Any tips you could offer?

>>718660616
i like to masturbate to pics of my wife's friends

>>718668337
Those are some pretty big assumptions.

Victim mentality, no. Prudish, very much so when I first met her, but 7 years later we good. We've had threesomes, we watch porn together, have sex in public, do some BDSM, etc.

Also, just for the record, no kids, no plans for any. I prefer my freedom.

>>718668609
Perhaps but usually by her age they have been brainwashed into a state of paranoia about anything remotely sexual involving children. No kids? Probably for the best.

>>718668791
I'm all for you fucking your kids. You do you, man. But trying to pass it off as "the way it's meant to be"? That's the fused up part. Stop deluding yourself.

You're an incestuous pedo, and that's all. It's fine, like I said, you do you. But don't try to sugar coat that shit.

>>718668936
>You're an incestuous pedo
>It's fine

it ain't fucking fine

>>718668994
well whatcha gonna do bout it?

>>718668936
That isn't what I'm alluding to. What I mean is that often if someone has been through abuse they are conditioned to be hyper sensitive to anything that could remotely be connected, however tenuous. This results in a parent that can stunt their child's development because their fears are transferred to the child; and the child is given a false perception of the world or their body. It happens frequently and is destructive.

>>718669164
you know its more your edge lord complacency about having sex with your own daughters that is cringeworthy. you're up there with hardcore religious people in terms of how much you're holding back humanity with your down syndrome like retardedness. enjoy your hellish karma dude.

>>718669210
Oh, that I can agree with. I've watched my wife's sister do exactly that to her own daughter and it's awful. It has also taught her daughter to do this thing where if she gets mad at a male she accuses him of having touched her, because she knows her mom will lose her shit. Tried that shit with me once, led to a huge argument.

Luckily, my wife has never been as crazy as her sister, and frequently acknowledges and berates the fucked up shit her sister does, so if we ever do have a kid, I'm not overly concerned.

>>718660616
>fapped into or while wearing my sisters thong
>fapped into some random girls panties (stolen from dorm laundromat)
>went on grindr and sucked off some dude in his car
>went on grindr and let a dude fuck my ass in my home

>>718669532
I sucked two dudes off from Craigslist while my wife was out of town for business.

Couldn't get the smell of the one guy off my hands for days, no matter how many times I washed them and showered and shit. I was terrified she was going to smell it when she got home.

Collect used panties from dumpsters, wash, organize, store them. fap in front of my window fully naked at night and letting girls see me, spying on neighbours (couple asian girls just moved in next door and haven't bought curtains yet). General perv stuff you'd expect form a 45 year old man, except i'm v21.

>>718669659
yeah i was grossed out right after as well. actually threw up. but the thought of it still turns me on. it's some kind of homo cognitive dissonance.

>>718669514
That has happened to me too, which is precisely why I have become so aware of its frequency. I cannot blame the girl. It's her family that has instilled such dysfunction. I still miss her.

>>718669405
Retardation is thinking non-white people are equal and should have the same rights as whites, allowing women to destroy everything under the guise of equality and non putting down actual retarded people.

>>718669852
okay edge lord...

>>718660616

>>be me
>>have good old fashioned missionary sex
>>best sex ever
>>rarely get to do it
>>it's now my sexual deviance

>>718669916
I'm being serious, anon. There are far greater blights on the planet than the small number of people who happen to diddle their dear.

>>718670083
you're turning your 'dears' into the same thing you despise, male hating social retards with pedo daddy issues. who will gather with other social retards later and slow down the world even more. good job.

>>718660616
Wow you took a photo of Lexo? Excellent. I really believe you. Oh wait, no I don't, unless you're Mr Lexo in which case cool.

>>718670487
Not if you kill them first.

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I like to sit in my wife's lap and suck on her tits while she tells me I'm a good boy. Then I fuck her like a "big boy". We both get off on it.

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>>718670716
>12yr old edge lord detected
this has be fun kid, hope my burns didnt hurt your feelings too much :'(

>>718670945
I wish I was 12 but no, my feelings aren't hurt. Why would they be?

>>718662199
>believing this
>not reverse image searching

This place is shit.

>>718671004
It's no different than facebook. Retards taking stuff at face value and then going on about it.

"Random nude with a imgur filename" - "whoo show us more anon".

They should gas every "moms basement". 4ch would be left with about 10 posters.

>>718660616
holy shit is that a chain on her snatch ring?

>>718662865
Sorry I have autism. How do you know its a sign it could have been just hot and she might just needed a tampon.