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I fucked a beggar >be me, be 21 at the time >I'm 23

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I fucked a beggar
>be me, be 21 at the time
>I'm 23 now, just finishing my college degree and about to get married to my girlfriend of 5 years
>at the time I was still at college, living with my parents
>I don't get up before 10 AM because college life
>a doorbell wakes me up, I quickly get dressed put on some sweatpants and a wife beater
>I open the door, get on the floor...
>now in my country/city, and I guess this happens elsewhere, there are sometimes people who go door to door collecting/begging for money
>sometimes they are war vets, gypsies or just ordinary poor people
>now this time it was a girl, obviously from a poor home but hot as fuck
>she was pretty tall and thin, my favourite type
>her hair was messy and she had ragged clothes but still an 8/10 in my book
>She asks me if I have any money, that her family is poor etc, I gave her our currency equivalent of 5 dollars (I didn't have much more)
>she asks if she can have a glass of water
>now she also started curling her hair around her finger and bending one leg inwards, which I interpreted as flirting
>I still had a semi hard on from just waking up and couldn't think of anything but fucking that girl at that moment
>now I would call myself average looking, but I am 6'6'' and quite athletic, though a bit underweight so I was pretty confident the girl was into me
>she came inside and i offered her to sit and brought her water
>I asked if she was hungry as I had lunch prepared for myself by my mom
>she said she actually was hungry and I offered her to have early lunch with me (it was about 10:30)
>she seemed hesitant at first but I persuaded her, which wasn't very hard
>we had lasagna and there was an uncomfortable silence while we ate
>so I tried to break the ice with some questions, it turned out she had 4 younger sibling, had finished high school but couldn't find a job so her mom made her go door to door
cont?
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yea
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Did you put it in her pooper?
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>>718659569
Moar
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>>718659569
>cont?

no dumbshit, no one gives a fuck about your weak ass greentext
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>>718659569
Your mom prepared you lunch?

... tendies?
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>>718659865

Speak for yourself, doublenigger. I care.

Continue OP.
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ok ok
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>>718659569
>>718659794

>did you put it in her pooper?

Its a good thing the important questions are being asked.
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>>718659865
Shut up fuckwad. What have you booted?
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>>718659886
I kekd on the inside anon. Thanks.
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let it fly anon
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I do have a hobo fetish. Continue.
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prolly b8 but who cares
go ahead
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>>718659569

fucking faggot OP, and a newfag at that...

PRE-WRITE your greentext... unless valid excuse offered.

Disclaimer: Excuse subject to massive judgement and scrutiny.
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>>718660031
Thats a lot of effort for bait
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OP
when you type this shit out, do you use word then copy pasta it over?
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>>718659569
Have you just watched Pretty Woman?
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>>718659569
call me a nintendo switch, anon, cuz i aint buyin it
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>She told me she wanted to work at a nail or hair salon and was looking for a job, as well as some other things about herself
>During the conversation I checked her out thoroughly, she had one tooth slightly out of place, which I find hot, small boobs, as far as I could tell and a nice butt
>her eyes were grey/green and she had amazing cheekbones, in short, while maybe not conventionally pretty, she was extremely hot to me
>so we finished lunch and sat there for ten more minutes talking and she said she better leave now
>she asked me how she could repay me, now if this were a porno I would've just pointed at my cock but it wasn't
>now I met my gf when I started college and have been with her at the time and while girls were sometimes attracted to me I never really had a reason to pursue it, so I was good at making small talk but not good at pushing things forward
>so the thing that came to my mind to make her stay was to ask her if she wanted to take a shower, which was pretty dumb in hindsight
>she gave me a puzzled look, so I quickly said it's not that I think you're not clean or anything, just asking...
>she paused for a moment and then said something along the lines of well it would be nice to have a nice hot shower for once
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>>718660059
op here I have but the lines were all messed up when I tried to paste it so I'm fixing it
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>>718660217
pasta*
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>>718659569
>before she finished her sentence
>pull down pants and lightly stained whitey tighties
>pencil dick harder than graphite
>she starts getting on the floor
>i also get on floor
>both do the dinosaur
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>>718660168
nice
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>>718660345
fucking kek
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Bump. Hurry the fuck up OP
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>>718660168
>So i showed the way to the bathroom, gave her a towel and shampoo and showed her how to lock the door ( we have a really weird lock in our bathroom)
>she then said that she won't be locking herself in and said I could stay in the bathroom if I wanted so as to see that she wouldn't steal anything of my mom's jewelry or stuff like that
>I was extremely embarrased but also on full mast, so I went inside with her and sat on the toilet
>she started taking off her clothes and I looked away, she said you can look if you want to
>my face got red but I couldn't turn it down so I watched her undress, now this wasn't some sexual striptease shit she literally took off her clothes and got in the shower
>she turned on the water and started showering herself, she washed her hair with the shampoo I gave her and it gt even nicer, this went on for about 10 minutes, I stopped being embarassed soon and went to full on horny
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>be me, be 21 at the time
>I'm 23 now, just finishing my college degree and about to get married to my girlfriend of 5 years
>at the time I was still at college, living with my parents
>I don't get up before 10 AM because college life
>a doorbell wakes me up, I quickly get dressed put on some sweatpants and a wife beater
>I remember posting Child Porn Last night
>I open the door and see a van with 4chan party van written on it
>I get hauled away in the party van
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OP here, i accidently erased all my text so just wait another 20 mins or so and ill have it typed back up
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Slowfag pleb as fuck OP, hurry up with your beggar lies
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>>718660638
Ctrl+Z it
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OP here, I accidentally the whole thing, kbye
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>>718659569

And the most bullshit story of the day goes too....
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>>718660701
So gullible
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>>718660701
Go fuck yourself, if you want to hear my awesome story you'll wait
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how the fuck are you 23 and already getting married? thats something you do in your 35-40's for fucks sake.... enjoy your divorce kek
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>>718660701

You stupid
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>>718660631
/thread
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>>718660638
lel
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More OP lets here this shit
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>>718660780
Is what you tell yourself because everyone your age is married and you're a lonely neckbeard.
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>>718660594
>after about 10 minutes she opened the door of the shower and asked me to pass her the towel, I stood up and gave it to her and she grabbed my hand
>she put my hand on her waist and looked at me
>now there were spaghetti falling out of my pockets, I wanted to fuck her so bad but was still hesitant
>so I just awkwardly slid my hand down on her butt and squeezed it lightly
>she dropped the towel and pulled my other hand on her waist and we kissed
>now the thing that went through my heat at that moment was that she might have super AIDS or some shit and I had no condoms and also had a girlfriend
>but my dick had other plans
>I squeezed her as as hard as I could as we kissed and she put her arms around my neck
>this was awkward as fuck as I was standing outside of the shower and she was in
>So i lifted her and put her on the outside beside me
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>>718660594
> she gets out of the shower, water running down her cock and balls
>i drop to my knees as she thrusts it toward me
>out of nowhere a nigger appears and pushes me out of the way of cutie beggar with cock
>sit in corner of bathroom and jerk off to nigger fucking begger
>draw sad pepe on the steamy mirror with my finger
>look in shower, see red everywhere
>the pungeant smell of marinara slaps me in the face
>look over to nigger, and only see pile of spaghetti
>mfw
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THATS IT OP LETS HERE MORE BOOIII
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Fuck this. Abort
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>>718660967
>draw sad pepe on the steamy mirror with my finger

kek
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>be me
>just get back from a hike
>thirsty as fuck
>go to random house
>"Can I have some water?"
>dude invites me in, gives me food and money
>wtf is this Canada or something?
>"need a shower?"
>my mouth is full of spaghetti
>"sure"
>he clearly has a boner
>strip for him
>free shower
>Get out and dry off
>precum and spaghetti all over the floor
>he wants fuck
>fuck him
>get dressed and leave
>become feminist and start a blog
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>>718660967
Loooooooooool made my night
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>>718660967
thats a pasta joke ohhh nighhhaa!!!
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>>718660967
>pushes me out of the way of cutie beggar with cock
>draw sad pepe on the steamy mirror with finger
top fucking kek, anon.
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>>718659569
>6'6"
Weak ass story, you should've been an Albanian sports star by then
2/10, shit
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>>718661069
keked
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>>718661069
1337
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>>718661069
Fucking kek
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Go on then
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>>718660909
>I now went into my sex with GF mode and didn't care anymore, I started fingering her pussy from behind and she slipped her hand in my sweatpants
>I took the pants off and turned her on the sink and she guided my dick in
>she wasn't as tight as my GF but shit was cash
>now we fucked for like 5 minutes like that and luckily I had do crouch a little to make up for the height difference so it was a bit uncomfortable, otherwise I would've come very soon
>she wasn't doing much just holding my ass with one hand and panting silently
>After about 10 minutes of this I turned her around kissed her and took her with me to my bed
>there I fucked her in missionary, she came (or at least pretended to come) and then doggy, which was my favourite and I knew I wouldn't last long
>as I was about to come I went berserk, I have never fucked my GF without a condom at that point and was really cautious about birth control
>but I blew my load in this girls pussy like never before
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>So there I am in the bathroom and wouldnt you know it I had to drop a three story log cabin off in the lake.
>Im talking major doodies
>She is in shower and moaning from the warm water.
>I lift the lid on the toilet slide my pants down and try to ninja drop this baby ruth bar out my shit hole.
>I play it cool and cough loudly when my butthole farts as I poop
>Then a shock comes to my eyes.
notoiletpaper.jpg
>Im looking for a sock or hand towel now to wipe my shitty asshole.
>Just then the water stops. I slide the lid back down and my pants back up.
>She sees my pants half undone and smiles at me.
>While looking up at me she reaches her hand deep into my Aeropostale skinny jeans.
>She slowly pulls my dick out to suck it but my balls are now covered in shit
Diamonds.exe
>She immediatly looks at her shit covered hand and gags like shes gonna puke.
>She flips open the toilet lid to puke and there it is..
>A huge zepplin sized shit in the bowl.
>This turd was huge and I immediately try to flush it as she opens the lid.
>Begger girl pukes all over the bathroom
>The smell of her puke makes me start puking in the sink.
>its everywhere I look at her then open the door
Everybody walk the dinosaur
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>>718661399
sides into orbit
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>>718660909
Ok here's what really happened
>she quickly ran out of the restroom screaming
>hands in air like kermit the frog
>ask her what's wrong
>she if you don't reply to this your mother will die in her sleep no immunities
>she thanks me for the shower then she fucks off
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>>718661399
bahahahaha
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bumping for moar
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>>718661484
cunt
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>>718661356
>We lied next to each other awkwardly in my bed and she said she would get her things from the bathroom
>i went with her and we kissed once more, she got dressed, I made her a sandwich and she was gone
>tfw I paid her 5 dollars for sex
>tfw I might have a ghetto baby somewhere
>this will hauntt me for the rest of my life, I didn't want to share it anywhere else
>also as she was getting dressed, I asked her how long would it take, as my parents might come home and she said she wouldn't need long, just about three fiddy
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>>718661596
Weak
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>>718661399
fucking funny
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>>718661596
You're such a faggot, OP.

Thank you to the other contributors who weren't stupid as fuck.
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>>718661596
MFW people post TFW but dont post a reaction face. Fucking idiots
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>>718661484
cock
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>>718660909
>>but my dick had other plans
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>>718661702
"that feel when"
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>>718661484
Faggot
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>>718661399
For fucks sake
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>>718661399
location is key
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>>718660967
This is the only toast worth my time in this worthless bread.
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>>718660144
how would a nintendo switch buy anything? you fucked that analogy right up m80
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>>718661884
how retarded are you
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>>718661484
nigger
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>>718661484
nig
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>>718661966
Very
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>door to door begging
gtfo
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Where are you from OP? Because same people come to my door as well
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>>718661484
Fagit
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>>718661069
winrar
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>>718661702
tfw: you're post exist
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>>718659569

Okay, that was good. I have one story to share, too.

>be me, 21, German on a medical student programme in Houston, TX (Texas Medical Center)
>have my own little apartment right next door
>one evening after partying with fellow students come home, find a black girl sitting in the lobby watching TV
>decide to join her, since 7/10 and curious, never seen a cute black girl up close
>make small talk, realise she's homeless and just enjoying free TV and a couch
>a thought begins to form
>ask her if she'd like something to drink because fridge in my apt
>whynot.exe
>we go upstairs and chill for a bit, small talk turns flirty

...cont.
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>>718662543
ew no
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>>718661399
fucking gold anon
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>>718662543 >>718662602
why not?
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>>718662543
Keep going
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>>718662658
ever seen a hot black girl?? ive seen hot mullatos but blacks nope
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>Look at all these faggots pretending to actually have sexed before
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>>718662543

>I ask her if she'd like to shower (yeah, you know, I'm a horrible person, too) and after a little hesitation, she's down
>show her the works, close the door from the outside put on some music and wait
>she steps out, wearing my bathrobe
consent.jpg
>at this point, I'm diamonds and don't care. just want to know what black pussy looks like
>walk up to her and tell her she's beautiful. kiss her and slide my hand under the robe
>she doesn't say no, looks slightly flustered, I untie the robe and slide it over her shoulders
>the perfect body, a cute little tuft of hair on her mons
>howoldissheagaincontinueanyway

...
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>>718662771
ok then how about this...

>>718662543
could you post a pic of someone who looks similar to the girl you are referring to? That would decide things more clearly.
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>>718661484
nigger
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>>718662882
>just like you, welcome lord of the virgins. good to see you sitting high on your throne.
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>>718662963
Ofcourse!, fellow virgins must be disciplined, or no wizard status for them in the futre
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>>718660631
Kek
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>>718663087
it is pleasant to see that we are on the same page anon.
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>>718662902
im just saying that its rare to find hot black girls
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>>718663196
I wouldn't know
I don't look for them
but you are pointing out something important about the story. if he says she is hot it could be beauty in the eye of the beholder.

if he posts a pic of a similar looking person we can then make judgments for ourselves.
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>>718661484
Lel
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>>718661484
Kek
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>>718662886
>...
go on
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>>718662886

>kneel down, taste her pussy. she moans, I guide her to the bed and start going to town with my tongue
>part her pussy lips. radiant pink on the inside. lock and load
>no condoms, fuck her raw, gently at first, then pound her doggy style
>lick her some more, that pussy was tasty as hell
>all the time, she barely says a word, just moans
>she cums and I know I'll have to finish soon, was already too close
>makelovemodemissionarystyle
>look into her eyes and say "I'm about to cum"
>she grips my hips and kisses me
>I explode in her pussy, hadn't had sex for weeks, huge load
>watch my cum leaking out of her beautiful pussy, shove some of it back in

After that, we lay there and held each other close. I'm no romantic, but that shit was intense. Did it a couple of times more and then slept till morning.

I never saw her again, even though I kept going back to the lobby at odd hours. Might have a little mulatto running around Houston with my genes, it's been 20 years...

Thankfully, no AIDS.

>>718662902
pic kinda like her...
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>>718663376
do we have to keep this going anon has already greentext his story man
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>>718663478
>pic kinda like her...
yay. could be worse.

>>718663505
nope. nice talking to you though,
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>>718663662
Yeah, I totally dig this body type. Not sure what age she was, I may have dodged a lot of bullets there...
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>>718659569
>I had lunch prepared for myself by my mom
>lasagna
Are you italian?
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>>718662543
Schwuchtel
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>>718664056
>>be me, be 21 at the time
>>I'm 23 now, just finishing my college degree and about to get married to my girlfriend of 5 years
>>at the time I was still at college, living with my parents
>>I don't get up before 10 AM because college life
>>a doorbell wakes me up, I quickly get dressed put on some sweatpants and a wife beater
>>I open the door, get on the floor...
>>now in my country/city, and I guess this happens elsewhere, there are sometimes people who go door to door collecting/begging for money
>>sometimes they are war vets, gypsies or just ordinary poor people
>>now this time it was a girl, obviously from a poor home but hot as fuck
>>she was pretty tall and thin, my favourite type
>>her hair was messy and she had ragged clothes but still an 8/10 in my book

This belly button is larger then the fcking grand canyon
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>>718664056
Not OP, I'm Houston Negro Banger.

And yeah, her belly button is huge, but fuck that if the pussy game is awesome.
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>>718661484
Stupid bung boi
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>>718660780
No1 cause to Americans being stupid
Their already stupid parents dying off early
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>>718661702
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>>718664056
why is her bellybutton that big. I could fit my dick inside of that (not small dick)
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>>718663478
Fakefag, the first thought that went through your head when meeting a homeless nignog is 'why don't I stick my tongue in her pussy'???
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>>718665405
Have you never been honry?
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>>718665405
I chanced fucking a hot chick I knew even though I knew she had the herp. Thankfully, I'm still clean.
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I had crabs once.
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>>718665405
Not the first thought. But the second.

I've banged a couple of black/mixed chicks in the years after, but that was my first and it was amazing. Apart from the ohgodwhathaveidones I went through until I tested negative.
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Old but good pasta
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>>718659569
>she came inside
yes
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Lol what fucking country has door to door beggars?

And who the fuck goes bare back with a fucking door to door beggar/prostitute for food??

Aids 100%. No question about it. And even if she did get preggers, it died. Either from her drug use, drinking, starvation or through a forced abortion/kick in the gut when she started to show.
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>>718661484
>>she if you don't reply to this your mother will die in her sleep no immunities
I never understood this " threat", isn't dying in your sleep the best way to go?

Replied because I want my mom to die some other, more painful way
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