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If you can suck a dick why cant you sip a dick?
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>>718652855
i sip ducks all the time
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Got the cocaine blues.
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>>718652912
Oh. I didn't check my phone.
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>>718653005
derp
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Giv me sum sips, wem.
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>>718652964
Sing your song anon
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Nibi, give me your address and I will mail you some trashy pictures.
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wem has AIDS
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>>718652964
same.
discovering i'm the last one in my family to not have a cocaine habit.
whats your deal
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I cant decide whether this headache stems from lack of food or coffee.
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>>718652855
I'd love to answer your question if you weren't such a newfag cancer shitposting faggot
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>>718653137
yes
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>>718653045
There isnt a single minstrel alive or dead that can beat Cash's rendition.
>>718653135
Discovering I'm the latest in the family to have a cocaine habit, and bein' broke.
Thats just the melancholy talking though.
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>>718653137
Take a fucking nap dunce
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>>718653271
Kaybe said you smell like dirty laundry soup.
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>>718653024
Do you want to know something absolutely stupid?
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>>718653338
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK
I REFUSE.
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Also I found that comic I was working on what I misplaced months ago. It was sitting in a pile of scribbled notes about aesthetics.
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>>718652855
The same reason you cant sip a lolipop.
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>>718653358
he wouldnt be wrong
he smells like chlorine
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why does evverything have to have a dick? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>718653463
You have signed the contract. You may never complain again.
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>>718653568
dicks are great
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>>718653562
He spends a lot of time around old ladies in pools. He teaches them to do the b-b-b-breast stroke.
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I will write 21 short stories based on archetypes of the tarots major trumps
All shall end in suicide
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>>718653568
Imagine the feeling of warm throbbing mass in your mouth. It only seeks pleasure in you.
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>>718653636
I AINT SIGNIN' SHIT, YOU'LL HEAR FROM MY LAWYER ABOUT THIS
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Just distribute them by the Bradley Center, The Rave, or the Riverside. Ill find one eventually.
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Admitted to my femboy boyfriend I was a virgin. He said awww I get to teach you how to fuck. Considering an hero from embarrassment
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>>718653734
>ch-ch-china
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>>718653810
You may have a good lawyer, but do you have a mega-jew-4000-mensch lawyer.
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>>718653880
Thats why you find another virgin. Id smiggity-smack the shit out of someone if they thought they were going to "teach me how to fuck".
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My little china girl~
If you are so insecure in yourself and so blighted by savage thought that virginity irks you, suicide is the answer, save the world from yet another waking dead.
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>>718653977
He's so jewish his nose is disputed territory with the palestinians.
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>>718653029
sipsip
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>>718653104
es true.butt aids
>>718653429
yas
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>>718654368
Kat, can I tell you that absolutely stupid thing now?
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>>718654248
Oh shiiii-
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>>718654368
Like a sippy cup.
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>>718654057
Is it even worth it then? Like...losing my vcard to this guy who says that?>>718654067
Are you indirectly talking to me?
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>>718654424
When you said use blanket, I thought you meant to piss in it
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>>718653880
Who even has these kinds of conversations.
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>>718654443
My friend has been repeating that term "SIPPY CUP"
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>>718654440
I hope you have a good line of credit
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>>718654448
You decide if its worth it being the bitch of a bitch.
Id tell him he can go fuck himself because he'd get no fuk from me.
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>>718654505
People who have real life relationships sorry you don't understand
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>>718654448
Who else?
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>>718653880
how did you meet?
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>>718654430
tel meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>718654443
is it spill proof like one too?
>>718654464
grodyyyyy
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>>718654505
People with nothing important to do...
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>>718654601
My Les friend gave him my number back in highschool
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>>718654573
No.
The way you phrased that conversation just doesn't happen. Not unless your... Special.
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>>718654583
Coolio
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>>718654519
He's giving you subliminal messages.
>>718654604
Ya you gotta sip it for awhile b4 you get the milk.
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>>718654533
Gotta go to Israel for a moment BRB bby
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>>718654604
It was a good piss
Soup?
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>>718654712
wowee! seems like a lot of work but i am thirsty
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>>718654712
Uh oh. No more SIPPY CUP!
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>>718654780
did you take pics?
am about to try to sleep
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>>718654708
Buh
>>718654740
God's chosen people can't save you now, I've got Moloch on my side.
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>>718654702
Well I told him I'd fucked before, yeah, totally, and then we were telling our virginity loss stories and I told him, like I'm sorry but I honestly never have before
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>>718654740
stare into the abyss......
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>>718654853
Nu :c
Do eet, use blanket - to stay warm, not to piss in
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>>718654853
Or actually do piss in it if you wanna
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>>718654543
I'm thinking this is the option ima go with, I want it to be on equal terms
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>>718654930
>Well I told him I'd fucked before
Why?
>and then we were telling our virginity loss stories
Who. Does. This?
You know these aren't conversations people have normally, right?
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>>718654996
i doughnut want to piss on my blankets or bedding.
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I want to meet a cute furry gay guy outside of the internet, what do I do?
hello "the above, but online"
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>>718655088
Then I will :p
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>>718655118
go to a con and hang yourself in the lobby
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>>718654913
It's not the people I'm here for, but their curly sideburns! The purest form of jewelry power!
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>>718655181
i will destroy you if you did...
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A pipe dream, eh?
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>>718655084
Because Im in the armed forces and ive been trained by my friends and superiors to have an autistic amount of pride, so I lied to not look like a fucking loser... and yea the conversation admittedly made me feel a bit awkward
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>>718654822
Guess you're going to have to get sippin.
>>718654827
He will be dispoint
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>>718655387
ssssiiip
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>>718655296
Destroy me hard papa wem <3
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>>718655025
Yeah, I dont recommend idiot fags.
>>718655084
Who the hell doesnt?
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>>718655387
Never make him disappoint. Except for when I do.
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>>718655461
grodyyyy dont call me papa
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>>718655322
You're not picking up what I'm putting down.
>>718655477
Not you and I for sure.
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>>718655477
Finding irl femboys are so fucking hard to find honestly, god this is gonna be a bitch
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>>718655564
bb wem then! Are you gonna destroy me even harder now?
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>>718655551
What about when you dont?
>>718655591
Im not dating you though.
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>>718655663
obliterate you
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>>718655591
I answered your questions, wiether rhetorical or not I did, you're obviously not contributing with advise, picking apart my situation by telling me basically I'm retarded for this doesn't help me
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>>718655721
Doooo eeeeeeeet
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>>718655710
Heckin' good times. Very wet
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>>718655788
but after sleep
beyee
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>>718655869
Don't forget or I'll piss in your bed. Nini <3
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>>718655598
Better the moment to be a bitch then you be a bitch.
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>>718655710
On your demand.
>>718655747
>my femboy boyfriend said 'aww I get to teach you to fuck' what do I do.
Just. No. I can't form words
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>>718656001
What?
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>>718656142
My demand of what?
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>>718656001
How to*
Who the fuck
Jesus people like you can't just understand shit and help
People like you are why I stab my bed with a combat knife
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>>718656228
You do that because you're a fucking maniac and need help. Maybe you shouldn't even have internet if this is how you react.
>>718656227
I guess your disinterest is a better thing to say instead of your demand.
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>>718656418
Typical woman, always indirect.
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>>718656418
Fucking right ok
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>>>/soc/24803917
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>>718652855
Greetings 4chan. You do not know me, but I know you. I have been watching for a very long time. I am here to save 4chan from those that plan to destroy it. Soon, there will be an awakening.
~4chan Guy
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>>718656649
Sorry I suppose.
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if only yuki wasnt a disgusting female with a VAGINA
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>>718656998
You're making him happy saying that.
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milk my knot daddy
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>him
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>him
yuki is a pretty princess female who deserves many head pats
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It's kind of weird to be talked about when I'm right here
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>>718657742
who are you?
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ammm when are you going to stop being a gigantic faggot
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>>718658012
whenever I stop craving dick
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So if you throw holy water at a gay guy do they melt?
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>>718658046
so soon hopefully
>>718658056
ye
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>>718658090
never im afraid
>>718658027
thanks, I had to get an attachment to reach that far
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>>718658212
nah just fucking end it all tbh fam
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>>718658261
Hes talking about humping your pussy.
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And the attachment is because his dick is too smol.
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>>718658212
suck my chubby
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>>718658283
im afraid that wont be happening any time soon either
>>718658261
yeah its made of plastic, and it adds some length, ya know?
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Nibi spitting hot fire
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favorite song?
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dont have one, but I really loved Ring of Fire when I was a wee lad
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me irl
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Cant sleep
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amm tell me stuff im bored
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>>718660261
ummmm
shave or trim?
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>>718660319
shave
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>>718660358
what a fag holy shit
what have you been up to lately?
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>>718660426
work and runescape
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>>718660540
where do you work?
and >>>>>>>RUNESCAPE
jesus christ you a tranny too?
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>>718660570
warehouse. Stacking pallets with boxes for some store
Nope - a guy looking guy
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>>718660623
whos into GUYS, how disgusting
sounds like a decent, boring job
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>>718660796
I dont need money. I work 2 days a week which ranges from 10-20 hours
waiting for runescape servers to update so we can go back to raiding
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>>718660862
why dont you need money? autism bucks?
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>>718660973
at uni. Get paid $100/w for that and have a lot of money in savings
Pretty much just getting more money to piss away on new computers
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>>718661028
wish I got paid to go to school
gib monies
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>>718661203
I also dont have to pay my uni debt until I earn $55k+ a year
have like $21k in saving FeelsGoodMan
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>>718661265
can I come live with you for free and be a neet?
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>>718661293
you could probs live in the yard yeah
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>>718661325
cool ill get the tent, as long as I get free wifi and power
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>>718661398
have fun with the hundreds of spiders and snakes and 105 degree heat
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>>718661424
change of plans fuck that ill stay home
ausy can burn for all I care
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>>718661565
at least you have trump soon
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I'm bored
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>>718661592
is that a good thing?
who even knows anymore
>>718661656
castrate yourself
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>>718661693
Well you could have niggers and mudslimes
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>>718661718
we have one of those things and still a few of the others
at least im not australian
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>>718661834
yeah you'd be debt free which is dope
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>>718661693
Sounds boring.
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>>718661873
I still am debt free ;)
>>718661952
masturbate, play games, watch agdq
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>>718661977
gdq has been fairly boring so far
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>>718662003
its the best bloc tho
the shitty game bloc
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>>718661977
Burned out on all that, kinda feel like trying to date but I need a job more than I need a boyfriend.
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>>718662181
meh. Seen all of it before. Only good parts are the cringe
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>>718662187
lol
get both?
>>718662220
the wolf sim is best
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>>718662274
I dunno, I'd hate to find a qt and then be like "Oh yeah I'm still in the closet and I'm a stone-throw from being homeless"
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>>718662397
then you get a shitty job and never meet anyone, whats it matter
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>>718662456
You wanna be my qt?
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>why not do something with your life
>lol idunno im pretty autisitc
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>>718662397
>"Oh yeah I'm still in the closet and I'm a stone-throw from being homeless"
Same here. :/
At least you can sympathize with only hanging out until five in the afternoon when my dad comes home.
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>>718662538
no you probably arent my type
>
>>718662541
yes u r
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>>718662582
nah my life isnt garbage
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>>718662582
Nerdy builtfat bear who's really into videogames?
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>>718662611
no your life isnt but you are!
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>>718662682
ye for sure
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night faggots
>>718662672
still probably not no
maybe
>>718662716
love you too boo, im off to bed
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