You are now balls deep in the last female you've talked to. Is this Awesome? Y/N?
>tfw I haven't talked to a girl since New Years Eve parties.
Unless you count the Cashiers at Tim Hortons or grocery stores but...fml
Who I still talk to because I can't get over her.
It depends on if I just magically teleport to being inside her right now with nothing else changing
Or if it's what she wants
Because if the former
I'm fucked, figuratively and literally
If the latter
All my worries are resolved
Turns out I'm balls deep in my ex
Hell no. Friends fiance is two inches too close to being a 15 yo, that and her stupid dog made me trip as I was carrying my computer dropping it on the floor. Thankfully the computer is fine.
Fuck you OP.
What, you've never been to old MacDonalds farm drive thru?
Wait wait wait....
If I talked to her, but she didn't talk back, does it count?
Well its my girlfriend of five years that I just had a child with. Been there done that, pic related
>go to super marked
>only 3 checkstands
>oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
>only one is open
>the cashier is female
>turn 360°,then walk away
>better come back on Saturday
>maybe it's more full then
>maybe a man will be on one of the checkstands
yeah unofortunately i know thats true
but just having her to cuddle and tell her everything makes it so much better. best thing i have in life that i dont get to stick my dick in
but thats what my gf is for
Mfw I can't remember the last girl I talked to.
Do you suck and bite on ur Gf's titties?
talking <> email, faggot.
Vietnamese lady at the donut shop.
Young, big tits, good figure
Braces (can be a pro in the right fantasy), always talking in broken english
I would fuck the shit out her just to hear her talk dirty in broken english