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You are now balls deep in the last female you've talked

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You are now balls deep in the last female you've talked to. Is this Awesome? Y/N?
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A 10/10 escort I emailed to make a booking with for Saturday night? I mean, I guess it's pretty cool. Saves me a few hundred bucks.
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Yay, I'm giving my wife the ol' in out! Color me happy.
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>>718646866
Jokes on you OP. I don't talk to females.
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>>718646866
Sorry, mom.

Dubs check'd
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>>718647489
You know you wanted too
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She is only 10yo, so yes.
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>>718647900
Just another Wednesday night. I'm only sorry because she's still in that coma.

Also, dubs check'd
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Absolutely horribly ugly co-worker, nahthanks
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>>718648160
you are already inside her so you might as well make the best of it.
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My gf, tight af so Y
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>>718648415
>tight af
cool virgin cliche, virgin.
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>>718648854
> Projecting this hard
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>>718649069
>virgin getting this mad for being called a virgin
lol
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>>718646866
>gf
I mean yeah it's great and all but there was so much more potential. It's like spending a genie wish on a slice of cake.
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>>718648396
if I already in her, she already covered in vomit
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It's my six year old daughter.

So no.
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>>718649264
what about the 2nd to last girl u talked to?
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>>718646866
She's 5, so no, this is pretty terrible.
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>>718649368
>>718649501
ya never know, it might actually be pretty awesome...
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>>718646866
>tfw I haven't talked to a girl since New Years Eve parties.
Unless you count the Cashiers at Tim Hortons or grocery stores but...fml
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>>718646866
-1/10 co-worker.
Not awesome at all.
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>>718649535
Neck yourself, m8.
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>>718649634
no u
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>>718646866
My ex.

Who I still talk to because I can't get over her.

I mean.

It depends on if I just magically teleport to being inside her right now with nothing else changing
Or if it's what she wants


Because if the former
I'm fucked, figuratively and literally

If the latter
All my worries are resolved
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>>718650170
God damn anon you made me sad
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>implying I talk to girls.
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Turns out I'm balls deep in my ex
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One of my best friends, incredibly awesome.
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"See you soon, Grandma."
Puts down phone.
Looks at /b/.
Oh.
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>>718646866
Coworker i want to fuck.
So this is going great.
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Boring... my gf whose I live with...
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>>718651762
You and half a dozen other dudes
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Old vietnamese lady at the Pizza Hut.

Shit.
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Some vapid cunt from tinder
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>>718646866
The girl who sold me a book earlier. She was a really cute blonde with braces, so yes, it's awesome.
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>>718652328
lol ok neckbeard
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Was gonna say my girlfriend, but just talked to my 83 year old grandma.. Guess its been a while for her..
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>>718652433
i fucking LOVE empire records

pick her up, get dinner, play gin blossoms and i guarantee she'll fuck you
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>>718652941
literally just happened to me too, except shes 86
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>>718648415
shes only 'tight' because youre a pencil dicked faggot
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>>718652515
barnes an noble?
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Great! Except we're planning to fuck on the low anyway
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>>718653258
Yeah? Thanks /b/ro
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No incest here
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>>718646866
-5/10 overweight lab technician

end
my
life
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>>718646866
yes, a girl friend of mine that i want to fuck for months already
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>>718653480
No, independent bookshop.
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>>718646866
coworker, pretty and all bu i'm not interested in her so No
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hell yea
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>>718654161
No one asked if you were interested in her. You don't have to be interested in someone to go in balls deep
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Ugh, my wife. Fml.
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>>718654249
Gross
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>>718646866
First sex best sex. I'm 25 btw
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>>718654249
Let me guess, she's loud, Vaguebooks a lot, and her family's of relatively low socioeconomic status? I may be wrong, but she has the look about her.
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>>718647489
came here to post exactly this
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My boss. She's kind of a milf, so that's cool.
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>>718653453
That literally makes no sense
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Hell no. Friends fiance is two inches too close to being a 15 yo, that and her stupid dog made me trip as I was carrying my computer dropping it on the floor. Thankfully the computer is fine.

Fuck you OP.
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Thicc latina from the MacDonalds drive-through.
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>>718657633
>MacDonalds
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Shit..... told a derro abbo woman i didnt have any smokes.
/b you fucked me up again
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>>718657823
What, you've never been to old MacDonalds farm drive thru?
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>>718652004
kek
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cute black girl I met earlier today

im ok with this thought
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girl on the right, pretty awesome
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I last talked to my girlfriend, so thats pretty normal to be balls deep in her
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My daughter damn
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>>718649634
IT'S AWWRIGHTTT!
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Err, my HR lady at work? I don't want to be lectured on why being balls deep in her is inappropriate behavior...
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>>718646866
Wait wait wait....
If I talked to her, but she didn't talk back, does it count?
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She's a bit of a sjw but Y
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Well its my girlfriend of five years that I just had a child with. Been there done that, pic related
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>>718646866
do animals count?
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Considering the last woman I talked to is a dyke it would most certainly be awesome as fuck!
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My sister
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I don't know how it would affect the job interview I just had with her but other than that yeah I'm pretty psyched, she was very doable.
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>>718646866
She's a feminist and I hate her. Pretty hot to finally be able to 'oppress' that bitch.

Well, see you guys in 15 years.
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>>718647478
>have autism
>go to super marked
>only 3 checkstands
>oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
>only one is open
>the cashier is female
>turn 360°,then walk away
>better come back on Saturday
>maybe it's more full then
>maybe a man will be on one of the checkstands
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>>718646866
In person or over the Internet either way pretty good
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Oh god yes my cute tiny lil sister
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>>718646866
>My sister
Well shit
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>>718646866
i always wanted to do my sister
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>>718651762
>>718652328

Daaaamn
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>>718646866
>2 girls from work

Do I get another cock now? Also Y for both
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>>718652328
Hahaha sheeeeeeit
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>>718646866
yes,
my best friend ive been secretly in love with. known her for 10 years
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>>718646866
So my wife? Yeah I'd say that's awesome I suppose
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younger sister
Y
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I''m 30, she is 17.

Met her on pof.
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>>718663722
She knows she just doesn't care
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shagged this indian chick which i met 1 month ago
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>>718664068
>That hair
Kek
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Fuck yes, I was just sexting this 18-year old I have occasional phone sex with but haven't met in real life.

So I'm good with this.
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>>718646866
A police officer...
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>>718664068
Pretty sure she was on Jersey Shore
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My gf. So meh, it's alright I guess
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>>718663995
yeah unofortunately i know thats true
but just having her to cuddle and tell her everything makes it so much better. best thing i have in life that i dont get to stick my dick in
but thats what my gf is for
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>>718664388
those nips are GOAT
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>>718663961
Moreeee
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>>718665168
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Ok
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>>718664068
you fucked snooki you sick bastard
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>>718661521
Oh I have a pic of her. Cant she lactate?
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>>718653336
Tell her you line her and power on through Cunt
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>>718650170
Ur an fggit
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Mother in law :^(
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>>718651762
Sno?
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>>718652212
I would eat her farts
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>>718646866
Fuck no
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Not again
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8 year old cousin.

Damn, /b/.
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>>718667180
winrar
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>>718664068
Shnooki want smoosh smoosh
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>>718663961
Get naked you filthy whore
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>>718666039
ur gf wears an engagement ring
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>>718646866
Yes, because now I got a cock and balls!
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Fucking the 17 year old sister of a girl I'm "friends" with. Bruh I ain't mad. This girl has tig biddies
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my uni professor, she old and ugly but hey my grade might improve
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>>718653453
Wouldn't she be even tighter if the dick was regular size or above?
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>>718646866
Yes, oh mama
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>>718646866
Mfw I can't remember the last girl I talked to.
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>>718649566
fag
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>>718651762
Nudes 4 the /b/rothers
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24yo sister. Blonde, blue eyes. Ok.
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>>718664068
Lol'd at Indian.
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>>718666039
Do you suck and bite on ur Gf's titties?
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oh wow! I'm cheating on my gf but that's hot! I talked at a 8/10 babe at university
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>>718648415
thats your dads ass bro...
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>>718648415
you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your tiny dick every night just so you can cry yourself to sleep?
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>>718649368
This is /b what do you mean no.
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a room of 1st graders

ill make this work
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>>718649566
where is the video this girl an hero herself?
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Could do much worse.
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Balls deep in my wife? Okay.

Suppose it's a good thing I've been practically asleep on the job all morning.
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Rip my mom

I'm gay too
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My boss... would be fun , i guess
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>>718653453
You just have proven what a dumb faggot you are. If you penis is bigger, she feels tighter, not the other way around. Your IQ has to be really low. Cu wagecuck. ;)
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>>718647222
talking <> email, faggot.

also checked
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My mom, I have an incest fetish too, but I dont really want her, just someone to act like her.
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My boss's phat GF?
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My mom
Not really
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My girlfriend.

Great.
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Jimmy john's delivery driver. 6/10 cute, shy redhead a foot shorter than me. I'd fuck her until she couldn't walk and fill her with cum.
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It's not terrible. My coworker, nice tits and ass but awful face
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By best friend's girlfriend, and she's a psycho.

Do not awesome
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Super attractive classmate so yeah
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>>718646866
Vietnamese lady at the donut shop.

Pros
Young, big tits, good figure

Cons
Braces (can be a pro in the right fantasy), always talking in broken english

I would fuck the shit out her just to hear her talk dirty in broken english
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>>718646866
i actually was balls deep in a woman the last time i talked to a female
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Well mom, let's get to it.
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My manager? Uh.. i guess?
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>>718673989
Heh, sounds good to me, lets switch
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>>718646866
Hot ass girl I've been talking to and sexting for a few months...

Fuck yea
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>>718646866
My girlfriend. Been there, done that.
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My new co-worker. Thanks Anon.
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>>718664388
>>718666039
What camera do you use?
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A black cute as fuck virgin I met on ps4. We both like eachother a lot but I am 32 and she is 15. Not going to prison famo. But yep for thia fantasy it works for mee.
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>>718646866
That would be my GF.
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My sister. Yes because she's attractive and probably freaky, but no because she's a bitch.
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The last female I talked to has a boyfriend who's a very good friend of mine and whom I smoke a lot of weed with.

This is absolutely not awesome.
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Some chick in a wheelchair. No idea if everything works for her down there so I don't know.
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My best friend's girlfriend so no. Not awesome at all
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>>718675494
But not 'no' because she's your sister?
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>>718675068
dat chin though
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One of the project managers at my company. Fuck yes she's petite blonde and has an incredible ass.
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>>718675851
What if he never found out? Don't tell me you haven't thought of it.
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>>718676039
You don't have to lie to us, we're all degenerates here. Get off your high horse and admit you want to fuck your best friend's girl. You've already thought of it before.
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>>718676112
I may have thought about wanting to fuck her once or twice, but he's just too nice of a person for me to do that, even if he were to never find out.
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>>718676352
What if she initiated it? What if she was the one who took off your pants, shooshed your protests, and shoved your dick in her pussy?
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>>718676445
That's rape my man.
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>>718676505
And you'd like it.
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>>718662670
To be fair, you don't really have to talk to cashiers. They just say "that'll be 69.99" or some shit and you dont have to answer. Is that considered talking?
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>>718677831
That's considered rude.
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>>718646866
My girlfriend. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aekiMlGQDLY
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>>718676099
Not every guy likes a good handlebar I guess.
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>>718676080
Where the fuck am I?
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>>718646866
No.
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So I'm balls deep in the girl me gf wants to jave a 3some with...
It can only end well B)
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>>718678666
Satanic trips confirm, OP must have this 3-way.
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