NEW ISLAND THREAD
I give you a 10 number range.
You roll to decide what happens in the story.
You control one of the contenders or all of them, it's up to you, everyone can roll for everyone.
When rerolling, try to quote your original roll every time so it's easier for me to track the actions
Results too retarded or impossible to draw on paint will be ignored.
I change the result of your roll according to the number you get, then the map is updated and a new roll begins.
0: Total failure, nothing in your roll goes right.
1-4: Sub-par result, your roll goes a bit worse than expected
5-8: Optimal result, everything happens exactly as rolled
9: Jackpot, everything goes better than expected
Left: Ancient pyramid
Right: supposed dormant volcano
Bottom: flat lands and forests
Canadians: Red, starting left
Liberals: Blue, starting on small island
Arabs: Purple, starting right
10 - 19
KABOOOM!! Looks like the volcano was due, it explodes with a deafening thunder, a swift river of molten lava pours out the top and directly towards the arabs. Too busy fucking goats, they don't notice and are incinerated. Now that's a spicy kebab! Is this the end for the Arabs?
>NEXT ROLL: 30 - 39
The Canucks, hungry for a taste of home, set out to tap some island trees for some o dat sweet sweet palm syrup. But they're not used to the island heat, become exhausted on their search, and get lost. From their slight delusion, half of them cut off their dicks and tap their selves.
>NEXT ROLL: 60 - 69
The liberals outcuck themselves forming a glorious fascist society. They spread to the south of the mainland. Leaving behind the island barren stripped of everything of worth to forget about history of the cucks.
some liberals travel to mainland on rafts leaving small pop on mini island to build home base
op jsut fucking pick something or thread is kill
Canadians make a rail line to get maple syrup all around the island
Oh shit, cyka, it's the Ruskis!
They crash land on the shore where the Canadians once resided.
A new faction is born.
Also, part of the molten lava river starts to cool and solidify.
>NEXT ROLL 80 - 89
'CHOO CHOO', the Mapleniggers say as they all board their island express. Oh shit! Just as they cross the recently solidied lava fields, the weight buckles and collapses from under the train, leaving it teetering back and forth.
>NEXT ROLL 00-09
the green cunt is heard through out the land saying "im gay" green cunt becomes the official island religion
nazi army plane crashes with hitler and a full platoon creating a new faction hungry for a german 4th reich
The Ruskis take a liking to some of the libs, and extend a helping hand. After socializing a bit on the tiny island, the Russians try and spread their ideals on to the liberals. But the liberals are quick and offer many refutations, convincing most of the Russian faction to join their side. The remaining loyal comrades run back to their tanker, in fear after getting site of the liberals didlo collection.
>NEXT ROLL 90 - 99
A Canadian train hits the tiny lib Island so fast the island collapses and falls into the sea. The explosion of the train and the gasoline killed everyone who didn't get crushed.
A Nazi bell crashes on the island on their way to Argentina. Hitler and some SS pour out. Its not South Ameroca, but the warm weather will do.
I NOW WORSHIP THE TRAINGOD
Canadians crash their totally sick train into the nazis and kill them all
Canadians secretly summon a train God from the pyramid.
The LOST niggers materialize by the pyramid, with super secret pyramid powers.
Your fucking kidding me.
They wander onto a railroad and get gored by an oncoming freight train.
LOST NIGGERS WILL DIE
The LOST niggers wander on to the tracks and accidently bump into the teetering Canadian train, pushing it off the ledge and into the lava. The LOST niggers fall in with them and both factions die.
>NEXT ROLL 50 - 59
the remaining soviets try to convert liberal island to communism by force. they find some ak-47s in their boat and wage war upon the liberals, whose only weapons are their dragon dildos.
The black smoke monster uses his powers to reveal the guys from LOST never really died, but that instead they had been the Nazis the whole time and as such are still alive, the Nazis never existed
>the island works in mysterious ways
New intelligence obtained by the liberals reveal that the Russians have Donald Trump in their boat. In a fit of rage, the liberals assemble an army of hipster pussies and go to war against the superior soldiers of the cold
its was good while it lasted brother
i leave as i started
To avoid the gulag, the proletariates procreate. 'Ivan' is the islands most popular name for babies.
>NEXT ROLL 70 - 79
The liberals accidently overloaded one of their ejaculating dildos, causing a massive explosion. Half the libs die in an wave of thick fake cum. They are confused, are they to blame? No! It was those dirty Arabs! Are they starting to get uncucked?