NEW ISLAND THREAD
THE RULES:
I give you a 10 number range.
You roll to decide what happens in the story.
You control one of the contenders or all of them, it's up to you, everyone can roll for everyone.
When rerolling, try to quote your original roll every time so it's easier for me to track the actions
Results too retarded or impossible to draw on paint will be ignored.
I change the result of your roll according to the number you get, then the map is updated and a new roll begins.
THE ROLLS
0: Total failure, nothing in your roll goes right.
1-4: Sub-par result, your roll goes a bit worse than expected
5-8: Optimal result, everything happens exactly as rolled
9: Jackpot, everything goes better than expected
THE MAP:
Left: Ancient pyramid
Right: supposed dormant volcano
Bottom: flat lands and forests
THE CONTENDERS:
Canadians: Red, starting left
Liberals: Blue, starting on small island
Arabs: Purple, starting right
>NEXT ROLL:
10 - 19
>>718609604
Canadians take over ancient pyramid and discover advanced alien technology.
Arabs climb volcano
>>718609604
Canadians create New Toronto on the coastline.
>>718609838
Roll
>>718610622
Why? Toronto is bad as is we don't need a second one.
arabs search for livestock
Volcano explodes. Every Arab is incinerated.
>>718610622
i want this
>>718610749
Canadians need somewhere to use ancient alien technology.
>>718610818
You did good son.
>>718611028
Then pick a better city or a different name.
>>718610818
/thread
Island full of Liberals sinks into the sea. No survivors
>>718611218
18 confirms again! :D
>>718610818
>>718611218
winrar!
>>718610818
>>718610818
>>718611218
18 bru
Canadians form government. New Toronto name change is proposed.
Liberals decide they no longer want to be cucks and reform themselves. They want strength through unity and gather under the banner of fascism.
>>718610818
KABOOOM!! Looks like the volcano was due, it explodes with a deafening thunder, a swift river of molten lava pours out the top and directly towards the arabs. Too busy fucking goats, they don't notice and are incinerated. Now that's a spicy kebab! Is this the end for the Arabs?
>NEXT ROLL: 30 - 39
Everyone dies. Island is vaporized in an unexplainable natural disaster
>>718611741
Liberals thinking the Volcano is a sign of the end times all jump in the sea and drown.
>>718611741
Liberals turn pink because muh gay rights
Liberals get cucked out of existance.
Fascism takes over and spreads across the main island bringing prosperity.
Liberals waste months to build a suspension bridge to mainland
Out of the pyramids a superior race of black men descend.
"We wuz kangz"
they enslave canada.
>>718612246
reroll
Canadians tap every fucking tree on the island
everyone fucking dies
>>718612246
reroll
>>718610622
roll
>>718612338
well shit
>>718612338
Winrar
>>718612338
GG.
/thread
>>718612338
sheeeiiiitttt
39 overrules 38
The kangz decend from the pyramids and save everybody.
Liberals start building a settlement.
>>718609604
Island is renamed to Africanada
>>718612332
The Canucks, hungry for a taste of home, set out to tap some island trees for some o dat sweet sweet palm syrup. But they're not used to the island heat, become exhausted on their search, and get lost. From their slight delusion, half of them cut off their dicks and tap their selves.
>NEXT ROLL: 60 - 69
>>718612815
A liberal male farts. Everyone on liberal island gets infected with the Bubonic Plague
The liberals outcuck themselves forming a glorious fascist society. They spread to the south of the mainland. Leaving behind the island barren stripped of everything of worth to forget about history of the cucks.
Liberals build the twin towers. They then sky dive from the top of the tower to reach mainland
>>718612995
liberals swim to mainland
some of them don't make it
>>718613411
reroll
>>718613377
For the rise of fascism.
Canadians find a tribe of giant dicked Indians. The Canadians kill the Indians and replace there chopped-off dicks
>>718613377
rerol
>>718613377
Roll!
>>718613758
roll
>>718613758
Reroll
Canadians find a tribe of giant dicked Indians. The Canadians kill the Indians and replace there chopped-off dicks
>>718612995
some liberals travel to mainland on rafts leaving small pop on mini island to build home base
>>718613989
roll nigga
>>718613989
rolling for this
A giant moose appears from the sky.
Blessings upon the canadians regrows them solid cocks. In return they follow the teachings of fascism.
2 of the self tapped cad's turn into the tap brothers and pledge to protect their brothers in anyway they can
>>718614152
rolling
Liberals form the islands first Ihop.
Canadians and Liberals make it a neutral zone.
>>718612995
a few arabs appear washed up on lib island burned but alive
>>718614152
rolling for maple syrup.
>>718614384
>>718614152
Roll
>>718614152
this
>>718614384
rollan
a new faction appears from the pyramid ALIENS
fuck op im running out of ideas here
>>718614152
roll.
>>718614152
Moose time!
>>718614676
this
Liberal island, experiencing a lack of support, collapses into the sea. The fat liberals are soon devoured by a strange minnow-bobcat mix.
>>718614676
this
>>718612246
this
A new technological advancement let's the Cads have perogies.
An old soviet oil tanker washes up onto shore along with it's healthy crew forming a new faction
>>718615326
reroll
>>718613989
rolllll
Liberals build a tree house shaped like a headless moose. Canadians counter the insult by building a Beaver with a dead eagle in its mouth
>>718615326
one last reroll from me
>>718615673
never mind that was actually close so REROLL
>>718613952
Reroll
op jsut fucking pick something or thread is kill
Arabs come back as zombies and fuck goats
>>718615326
i am going to keep rolling till I win
>>718615646
Roll
>>718615957
Reroll
>>718615326
Again
>>718614990
Rolk
>>718616166
fucking finally
>>718616166
Thanks you
Canadians make a rail line to get maple syrup all around the island
>>718616166
PUTPUTPUTPUT
What's that?
Oh shit, cyka, it's the Ruskis!
They crash land on the shore where the Canadians once resided.
A new faction is born.
Helloski!
Also, part of the molten lava river starts to cool and solidify.
>NEXT ROLL 80 - 89
>>718616806
ruskis fix the faction text and recycle the sub into a makeshift HQ
>>718616605
Roll
>>718616806
Pyramid flies up and pee pee on island
It washes away half the population
>>718616806
Soviets convert some of the more radical liberals giving them a larger population and the liberals a smaller one.
>>718617083
I did it, for the third time!
>>718617083
YOU FOOL
>>718617118
REROLL
>>718617193
it worked last time so it's time to hope for another miracle
>>718617305
come on give me the roll
>>718617193
Reroll
>>718617193
give me the roll
>>718617193
Again
>>718617193
Again again
>>718617083
TRAINS MOTHAFUCKAS
>>718616806
Suddenly dinosaurs!
>>718617884
ohshit, those dinos may not go as expected...
Retarded dinosaurs?
>>718617884
>>718617083
>>718617683
So many rolls
>>718617083
'CHOO CHOO', the Mapleniggers say as they all board their island express. Oh shit! Just as they cross the recently solidied lava fields, the weight buckles and collapses from under the train, leaving it teetering back and forth.
>NEXT ROLL 00-09
>>718618011
Trains was first
>>718617193
I am bringing this into the next generation of rolls
>>718618257
Roll
>>718618080
Train line gets repared
>>718618257
Roll
>>718618257
I am going to roll till i die
>>718618080
the green cunt is heard through out the land saying "im gay" green cunt becomes the official island religion
>>718618080
JURASSIC PARK
>>718618257
Must get
>>718618374
Rolling for this
>>718618401
Looks like a shitty get tho
>>718618401
I GOT
>>718618080
nazi army plane crashes with hitler and a full platoon creating a new faction hungry for a german 4th reich
Canadians drive train into ruskis
>>718618401
wew what a forced meme you are given your just reward
Close, but no cigar.
>>718618401
The Ruskis take a liking to some of the libs, and extend a helping hand. After socializing a bit on the tiny island, the Russians try and spread their ideals on to the liberals. But the liberals are quick and offer many refutations, convincing most of the Russian faction to join their side. The remaining loyal comrades run back to their tanker, in fear after getting site of the liberals didlo collection.
>NEXT ROLL 90 - 99
>>718618501
roll for this
>>718619275
Damn it
uhh the Russians somehow convince all of the liberals to join there side and if it's a shitty role they just kill themselves
>>718619397
Winrar
bumpeeeee
>>718619632
Yea that sounds fine to me
listening to this right now https://youtu.be/6ltAVRyeqHk
>>718619275
A Canadian train hits the tiny lib Island so fast the island collapses and falls into the sea. The explosion of the train and the gasoline killed everyone who didn't get crushed.
>>718619778
Roll
>>718619397
well fuck
>>718619397
A Nazi bell crashes on the island on their way to Argentina. Hitler and some SS pour out. Its not South Ameroca, but the warm weather will do.
>>718616605
>>718617793
>>718618158
>>718618297
>>718618506
>>718618941
>>718619778
why do you have so many fucking canadian train pictures?
>>718620060
>NEXT ROLL 40 - 49
>>718619947
Never lose hope in trains
>>718620060
JURASSIC PARK FUCK DAMNIT
>>718619632
Roll
>>718620140
Winrar
All the liberals kill themselves.
>>718620086
I honestly don't know
>>718620235
Roll
>>718619632
Reroll
More trains
>>718620060
Hitler uses the voodoo to summon Al Gore and builds Jurassic park
>>718619632
Again
>>718620140
I NOW WORSHIP THE TRAINGOD
>>718619632
Again again
>>718620435
A LOYAL FOLLOWER
>>718620414
This
>>718620060
The crew from LOST make their way back to the island
>>718620764
Wtf
This ffs
>>718619632
Again again again
>>718620764
jesus stop adding people
>>718620764
Again
>>718620860
Never
>>718620764
Rolling for this
TRAINS START FUCKING RAINING FROM THE SKY
>>718619632
Again again again again>>718619397
>>718621074
I have raised you well
rolling nazis building concentration camp (with railroad connection) to catch some red army
>>718619632
Come on give the roll
Canadians crash their totally sick train into the nazis and kill them all
>>718620949
Stop populating the island!
>>718619632
Give me the roll
Canadians secretly summon a train God from the pyramid.
>>718620949
The LOST niggers materialize by the pyramid, with super secret pyramid powers.
>>718621348
>NEXT ROLL 20 - 29
>>718621191
We ere never meant to leave, Kate
>>718621340
rolling for this
all hail the train god
a sanghelli dropship drops off a load off elites
>>718621191
and some niggers
>>718621348
The Nazis all get sex changes and change their name to THE FAGLORDS, much like time lords but with feminine penises
>>718621504
rerolling
>>718621348
Your fucking kidding me.
They wander onto a railroad and get gored by an oncoming freight train.
>>718621448
SACRIFICE TRAIN BLOOD FOR THE TRAIN GOD
>>718621566
This
>>718619632
Again please
>>718621632
SACRIFICE ACCEPTED.
LOST NIGGERS WILL DIE
>>718621624
WE GOT IT BOIS
>>718621624
winrar for the trains
>>718621624
The LOST niggers wander on to the tracks and accidently bump into the teetering Canadian train, pushing it off the ledge and into the lava. The LOST niggers fall in with them and both factions die.
>NEXT ROLL 50 - 59
>>718622144
a canadian survives and makes his way to the pyramid to summon the train god
>>718621504
this
>>718622269
roll for the trains
It's over
RIP CN
>>718622144
the remaining soviets try to convert liberal island to communism by force. they find some ak-47s in their boat and wage war upon the liberals, whose only weapons are their dragon dildos.
>>718622144
The black smoke monster uses his powers to reveal the guys from LOST never really died, but that instead they had been the Nazis the whole time and as such are still alive, the Nazis never existed
>the island works in mysterious ways
>>718622482
roll
>>718621504
last try
>>718622504
Roll
not the fucking trains
>>718622482
rolling
One lone Arab manages to reproduce his race with a goat, making goat people
>>718622144
The Nazis are devastated by the loss of their favourite TV show characters and wipe out everyone else on the island
>>718622144
The soviets convince the liberals into going them in taking on the fascist threat
>>718622698
Reroll
>>718622691
Rolling
>>718622698
Rerolling
>>718622144
russians repopulate and start a small village
>>718622698
Again
>>718622698
rolando
>>718609604
The lone jew kills a wild boar with a shiv made of melted-down gold coins
Goodbye, brothers
>>718622698
Fucking auto correct "joining" not going.
>>718623044
I will get this roll
New intelligence obtained by the liberals reveal that the Russians have Donald Trump in their boat. In a fit of rage, the liberals assemble an army of hipster pussies and go to war against the superior soldiers of the cold
>>718623044
Again again
>>718622144
Dead migrants wash up on shore
>>718622978
its was good while it lasted brother
i leave as i started
>>718623044
Again again again
>>718623250
Fuck
>>718623159
Winner
>>718622855
To avoid the gulag, the proletariates procreate. 'Ivan' is the islands most popular name for babies.
>NEXT ROLL 70 - 79
>>718623159
Winner
>>718622978
https://youtu.be/462KBuAhncU
Liberals bomb themselves and blame arabs
>>718623412
fuck its a 12
>>718622144
Hey OP how about we pretend that this >>718623250 never happened
>>718623379
Every baby named Ivan mysteriously dies.
>>718623379
russians open missle silo.
>>718623159
Rolling for new get
>>718623379
Liberals have HUGE gay orgy
Nazis go on a rape spree on the liberals
>>718623379
jews come out of the pyrimad
>>718623555
Leads to aids boom in liberal island
>>718623379
Russians form the red army and declare war on Hitler and the nazis
>>718623555
Trips cannot be ignored OP
Big dicked aliens crash into the pyramid revealing a shit load of treasure and become a really really rich faction
>>718623379
Russians develop vodka distilleries and the liberals all become vodka dependent alcoholics
>>718623476
The liberals accidently overloaded one of their ejaculating dildos, causing a massive explosion. Half the libs die in an wave of thick fake cum. They are confused, are they to blame? No! It was those dirty Arabs! Are they starting to get uncucked?
>>718623642
Rolling
>>718623959
>NEXT ROLL 30 - 39
>>718623959
russians make missle silo
>>718623959
pyramid can fly because we wuz kangz technology