Welcome to my new fetish /b/ Post what you got

>>718608020
nice b8 m8

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>>718608020
you should watch evangelion

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>>718608675
Wow holy fucking shit, looks like they got her back.
Pretty cool; like the opposite of what you'd find on a rekt thread.

>>718608020
i love jacking my pud to pictures of naked women immediately affter theyve suffered life altering tramuatic brain injuries

What in the fuck.

>>718608184
Wtf is that? Warts?

>>718609094
>pud

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>>718608020

Porn whores faking defibrillation?
Eh, I've seen worse anyway. Not sure how it gets anyone off, but then feet make no sense to me either.

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Im currently addicted to cannibal / vore / cooked alive porn.

>>718608675
Never pressed the buttons on the paddles.

>>718609420
>a fib or v fib
>only a nasal cannula for O2
What?

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>>718608950
its a porno you fucking moron

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well this one is real

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>>718609922

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>>718609963

>>718609641
The fact that they are using paddles in the first place suggests these are fake.

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>>718610054

why is every chick naked when they are trying to bring them back. Is this normal?

>>718609922
Something is not right in these pics.........

>>718609922
>apparently awake
>OPA
What

>>718608135
your body doesn't move that way, this must be a fetish porn vid, those aren't real

>>718610292
/Thread

>>718610233
Yes, topless at least, but the ones with the paddles are probably fake.
Also
>bring them back
It doesn't work like that. You can't shock a flat line. TV lied to you

paddles
lol

>>718610276
OPA, no fixed dilated pupils, sure some discoloration over the sternum, no indentation, weird that they are trying to get a BP on a patient wit h no cardiac output. I see they got round to the ET-Tube at least in the last pic

>>718608020
>>718610368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GwCSxu58II&t=271s

>>718610233
>~10 images mostly from pornos
>every chick

these are all staged, you autistic dumbasses

>>718610681
I'm just wondering why they would OPA on an apparently awake patient. She must be out and had no gag reflex just eyes open.still, I'm used to them being clearly out cold if you're going OPA or EGA

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my fetish

>>718610701
Not watching, cause work. What's it showing?

You need to remove shirt to apply the pads, and you can't shock a flatline. All I was saying. I mean you can shock a dead person I guess, but it won't do anything

>>718608184
That's a nice fucking pussy. Yum. Any moar of her?

>>718609922
that's kinda sad. she dead. I'm guessing she od'ed. the bruising on her sturnum is a give away that somebody was doing cpr for a while before they got her to the er

>>718610925
Could be that a BLS team brought her in, but not having a gag is very possible, have seen it first hand. Supposed drowning in my opinion. Could be that her pupils are fixed, but not dilated. Not to sure though

>>718611488
If it's real she isn't dead or they wouldn't be shocking her. She is/was in one of the two flavors of shockable fibrillation, if real.

>>718610862
What does that have to do with somebodies fetish?
So are all women in porn enjoying getting pounded.

>>718608020
cmon guys let her rip

>>718611300
Russian or something Defib a chick. Real footage

>>718611653
BLS should know better than to put in an OPA if she isn't completely unconscious. Not pinpoint pupils either so it isn't opiate OD. No narcan for that bitch

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>>718610701
anyone can explain what is going on in the youtube video?

>>718611917
BLS dude, we all went through that. Some make the profession look like a joke. The pic where she still has a pants on has fluid by her head, so I am leaning towards drowning. But yea, no narcan for her.
Those fuckers wake up swinging. lol

>>718608020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWD56d3b94c

>>718612063
in short it is a full on resus. They parts I saw just now. No time to watch the whole thing.

>>718611735
beyblade kek

>>718612063
No clue. Put a pocket pussy on that thing and i know what it is. My new reason to never leave home

>>718612063
Apparently Defib as >>718611847
Said.

Basically, their heart isn't beating properly, in fibrillation, so they are shocking her, defibrillation, to knock it back into a normal rhythm. The electrical impuls that tells the heart when to beat isn't working right so other parts of the heart say "well FUCK the guy upstairs, I'll set the rhythm!" Then the other ventricle does it, and so on. Hence the term "bag of worms" or Fibrillation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSg01LR3RqM

>>718609829
sauce I demand

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they sure don't do a good job blurring

>>718612253
That's why you give em just enough so they don't die, but not enough to wake the man up lol

>>718612872
Protocol...... makes some things fun and some not.

>>718608135
i'm no doctor or anything. But i think that the heart should be at the left, not in the right of her chest....

>>718612991
True... still I just don't bring them totally out of it. I don't like boxing matches in the back of the ice cream truck at 70mph

>>718613426
Gona have an very interesting ECG there mate.

>>718613468
That's how you use a defib, it's never directly over the heart. That's is fake anyway, and it doesn't work on a dead person

>>718613468
Are you referring to the placement of the welding paddles?

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>>718608675
>>718608738
>>718608862

>using defibulator paddles on top of ekg wires
>young fit girls having heart attacks with makeup on

>>718608950
This guy is fucking retarded.

>>718609617
>suction cups
>craftsmen tool chest
>dfib with computer monitor ontop of it
>a fucking beat mixer maching next to it

Holy fucking shit my sides, I really hope they did that to fuck with who ever watches

>>718613772
I think he is, and I'm already on it. A post ago

>>718613591
We have set dosages. Not cool. So yea we usually end up with an unconscious to conscious to unconscious patient, got to love BLS ketamine. >>718613913
Saw that.

>>718613691
that would make sense, i guess.

>>718614065
It's been a while since I used narcan. It's 1 to each nostril if I recall, but I always dial it back a bit if I think they will come out swinging

>>718614513
We go IVI.

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>>718608020

>>718609922
>well this one is real
>>718609963
>>718610054
they are not, newfag. staged degenerate porn.

>>718608020
why did they leave the tube in her mouth? is she dead?

as an EMT this is so hot even if fake

>>718611847
Brazillian

>>718608862
Fake; you can see her breathing.

>>718608020
Pretty much just HIPPA violation thread.

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Boom

>>718614660
Really? IVI? You mean just IV or there another I I don't need know about? We do atomizer or whatever it's called. 1 in each nostril. Though as I said I do a touch less if I think they will wake up and want to fight. I'm on an ALS ice cream truck so I'm with a medic.

>>718615920
Yeah I agree this is pretty fake. Perfect makeup and combed hair in every one of them.

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For all my EMT and paramedic fags out there. This is now an EMS thread

>>718609567
whats exciting about this? honest question

>>718618165
>doctor?
>yes?
>why did you rub baby oil all over the patient
>it helps the medical process*fumbles with phone camera*

>>718609567
Is it porn though?

>>718618165
This one... Is real. Too much of the right equipment not to be...

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>>718610054
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>>718615045
>all the fucked EKG lead placements..

>>718619255
Exactly. For defibrillation, you'll need RA, LA, and LL

>>718618165
I work in the OR and you can tell this is real cause the anesthesiologist is on his phone ignoring the patient.

>>718618165
>>718619113
could be coached

> I.V. pumps
>i.v. tubing
>correctly placed bp cuff in relation to pulse ox, ideal atleast
> dvt cuffs for the legs
going to say possibly real or very well researched atleast

>>718619407
>>718619255
Firefighter paramedic fag here. Yes we fucking get it. Just enjoy the tits. Who cares. I'm here to fap not lecture proper lead placement.

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>>718608020
Get in the eva shinji

>>718619636
Yeah... RN here. Really oily but could be chlorhexidine? I don't work OR tho.

>>718608738
You can tell she inhales right before the paddles touch her

>>718619407
no, the pads have their own sensors and can assess the rhythm. Starting a 3 lead is only needed for visually identifying and interpreting the rhythm. You'd ideally want a 12 lead EKG though for any cardiac related problem. however the problems in these photos is actual placement problems and incorrect leads.

>>718618165
She's a well oiled sex machine.

>>718619803
Lmao
>EMT B here
Just doing some more pre req for medic school... damn wish I could go in now

>>718620043
yeah, probably.

>>718620121
>>718619803
EMT-B as well, where you fags work? (houston texas here.)

>>718620621
NM

>>718620076
Unless hot babe is being paced, the 3 lead will allow sensing to the defibrillator.

>>718620702
good shit.

>>718620621
Seattle - RN

>>718620775
well , yes.

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>>718609567
Erwin Rommel is disgusted at you.

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>>718610950
does he punt it up inside her vagina and into her liver?

>>718610054
Aw man this is real. Theres all female paramedics, that's a bit to professional for a porno ya think?

This oddly turns me on... Makes giving CPR to fat faggots like you guys tolerable.

>>718610681
How bout thinking more like they tried the correct approach and are just doing everything that can work

>>718621939
That and the sternal bruising from CPR.