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I'm all of these things.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I'm all of these things.
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>>718568492
Bump
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sf a qt
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ur not a goat tho
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>>718568678
>>718568705
ALL OF THESE THINGS.

>>718568718
There is no such thing as a pure christian salazzle.
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Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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snek
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>>718568769
Maybe you'd find one if you let Jesus into your heart
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goat
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>>718568804
is this man a new meme?
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wisp
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>>718568925
He's invited by way of my butthole.
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>>718568769
but
a goat
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>>718568988
That's Michael Keaton and no.
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>>718569090
I am a goat.
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>>718569130
does that make me a muslim?
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>>718569171
Yes. Takbir.
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I guess that's alright, nasheeds are cool.
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>>718569089
Which is why you are not in a position to judge poor Christian Salazzle.
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SALIL AL SAWARIM

>>718569292
I know a slut when I see one.
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NASHEEDUL UBAH
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>>718569360
I could believe that if Salazzle's were male
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alright I'm done singing raghead songs

>>718569519
any salazzle that hasn't been catching the lizard dick of her entire salandit harem is just cucking them with a massive marowak bone or something. They're all whores.
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a lock who opens to many keys is a shit lock.
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>>718569606
They're not her harem, they're her flock. She gives them sermons obviously.

>>718569665
I guess SF's ass is really terrible then
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>>718569860
While catching dick behind the pulpit.
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i'm doing a course on law and I've gotten to the subject of family law and marriage and this was published in early 2005 before gays could marry in June of that year, it's kind of funny reading the note someone literally left in the book in pen saying that it's outdated
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>>718569860
not really by that measure.
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sf a loose butthole
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I may be a slut but I'm still pretty tight.
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>>718569937
Not before marriage

>>718570056
You should have thought before you made mockery of a good christian lizard.
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>>718570259
Nobody would marry a salazzle. They're homewreckers.
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>>718570329
Considering their pheromones can mind control, I don't think the Salandit in question is gonna have much of a choice

One moment he's sun basking on a rock, the next he's got a wedding band on one claw and is having heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.
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>>718570579
And 10 minutes later, his buddy is in the same place. Because salazzles are all sluts. ALL.
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>>718570649
Wow, so abusive. Are you just mad because you don't have mind control pheromones?
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he is probably
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>>718570775
There's no anger here. I'm calling a spade a spade.
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>>718570831
Definitely

>>718570835
You're harassing poor Good Christian Salazzle because some other Salazzle's just happen to have harems.
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>>718570982
You can take the salazzle out of the harem, but you can't take the slut out of the salazzle.
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>>718571157
She has overcome her nature, like a black man with a job
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>>718571248
>black man
>with a job
I'm sorry I don't follow.
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>>718571323
Rarer than a female Salandit, but it happens.
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>>718571449
There's a lot of blacks around here. I will have to observe them, jane goodall style, until I find one working for a living.
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my friend on fb only finds female salandits
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>>718571528
Maybe not THAT close observation
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>>718571647
Clearly he's a pussy magnet when it comes to poisonous lizards
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>>718571648
I do not engage in CLOSE RESEARCH with negros any longer.
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>>718571762
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>>718571648
You know, the people in charge of the Jane Goodall Institute wrote a very angry letter to Gary Larson over that cartoon. Jane Goodall herself didn't see it because she was in the field doing research, but later came back, praised it, and wrote a thank you letter to Gary Larsen. She even asked permission to sell a shirt to raise money for the institute with that cartoon on it to which Gary Larson agreed.
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>>718571996
Yeah, she wrote the foreword for one of Larson's books explaining that. Pretty good.
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>>718568804
Nice.
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>>718572093
Pretty funny that her staff at her institute got so pissed, and then she turns right around says she loves it, and thanks the guy who created it. Shows you how stupid people take themselves seriously and talk for others.
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>>718572251
Well, you know how some people are when it comes to taking a joke. I guess the people at the institute thought it would harm the reputation
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We've got forests, we've got cities, we've got beasts, and we've got men
We've got weapons and some mountains
We've got plenty to defend
We are thinkers, we are dreamers, we are killers when it's right
We have sex on top of prisons in the flick-flick-flickering light
Build a wall around us all let's build a wall
I'm not kidding, hey for real let's build a wall

>>718572420
It's more about taking offense for others. People are so ready and willing to take offense for another person.
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