Is it just me or does Stephen King look weird to anyone else

>>718565270
(((Stephen King)))

there's your answer

>>718565270
He just has weird facial complexions

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He looks like a who

he looks extremely weird to me... but who gives a fuck.. he has written some cool shit though.. non the less, when he remade the shining i stopped seeing him as a talented man... goddamn kubrick made a masterpiece and he did this to it?

>>718566983
Lolololol

I hope you're trying to troll, because if you're that stupid... Just lol

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>>718566551
cannot unsee it now

looks like fetal alcohol syndrome. underdeveloped upper lip, beady little eyes, etc

>>718565270
He's not a cool guy though - he's an asshole with mental problems and a past history of addictions.
I've had to deal with him in my local supermarket where I live in Maine.

>>718567233
I think he meant the Shinning TV mini series. Because yes, the acting sucked and it never should have been made.

>>718567599

I saw Stephen King at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>718567599
No autograph, eh?

>>718565270
he's got the face for a nice thick mustache and beard. he looks weird because he doesn't have one.

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>>718565270

>>718566551
I thought that was big red from the thumbnail

>>718567680
I see you've met him too.

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>>718567747

>>718565270
is it me or didnt we see this thread already

>>718567599
I live down the street from him. never thought i see another anon from maine on here.

He's a fucking libtrad paedophile enabler. Ever read it?
Yeah
.. gang bang between 6 boys and 1 girl.
All under 12

I'm from pol and I hate Steven kibg

a friend of mine's cousin met Mr. King once.
Mr.King flatly refused to suck his dick.

>>718565270

kinda looks like a fallout ghoul but with good skin

>>718568000
English. Do you speak it?

>>718565270
Hi Stephen

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>>718568000
>trips

The reason is because he wears thick glasses that make his eyes look really small.

>>718565270
hey OP you punk ass bitch
why do you keep making threads about this old fart whose face looks like your moms wrinkled old cunt!

FUCK YOU

>>718567993
I hate that stupid fucking gate. Used to deliver newspaper in the neighborhood. Got tired of trying to get them to land where he demanded they be, so I'd toss them in the grass to get wet or on his roof if I could.
He's an asshole. Complained enough to get me written up then fired.
Fuck him and his stupid gate.

>>718568243
kek

>>718567680
haven't seen this copypasta in a while

>>718568000
>paedophile enabler
>.. gang bang between 6 boys and 1 girl.
>All under 12
>>paedophile enabler
>ALL UNDER 12

So where was the pedo?

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>>718565270
He got weirder looking after being hit by that car, but he's always had an intense creepy guy look. Love how good he is at making you fucking despise a character.

>>718568040
better*

I hear he has dogs that go after your balls

>>718565270
he need bigger glasses, that´s why he looks weird.
or
>>718567741

>>718568284
working for BDN? They suck as employers, my buddy did that for them they cut out 50 bucks of his paycheck because he was late delivering during a snowstorm. He is a dickhead though. he just got an honorary professor position at umaine. I used to get high behind his house in highschool.

>>718568451
The boys of course. Dumbass peadophile protector, you're as bad as that filthy writer. Visit /pol/ if you want your fucking pig eyes opened.

>>718567599
I saw him the other day at the store. He was a real prock to somebody for no reason and put a few people on the spot. I avoided him at all costs. I was late for work just so I didn't have to get harassed by him and his ego. Guy must have a 14inch cock or something.

>>718565270
It's the huge distance from his mouth to his nose that makes him look apelike. If he grew a stache he'd improve his looks greatly but I don't think he cares.

>>718568600
You're smoking on his property and he's the dickhead?

>>718568451
The paedo was the middle aged man writing that book.
Also including a full page where a man talks to his daughter about wanting to put her previous pubescent cunt in the oven until it was hot and plump enough to eat

>>718568844
you can't like own the earth maaaaaaaaan

>>718568000

1) ever read what
2) please proofread response so people can understand whatever nonsense you spout at us

>>718568845
But you said paedophile enabler. So he was enabling himself? Or are you fucking retarded?

>>718568845
the fuck are you going on about?

>>718568497
Probably trained from his morbid, paranoid, now-old-man mind. Kek

>>718565270
This is how you know a man was born to write horror.

>>718568964
I'm retarded. What I should have initially written was that he writes some material that doesn't sit well with me.
Y'know... group sex between kids ... incestuous rape fantasies
>drop them pants slutchild
>>718568989
Have you read "It"?

>>718568844
Behind his house, on the outside of the fence, past his property line is public property. He smokes and used to do lsd. I doubt he would've cared about a couple retarded teenagers smoking. He is a dickhead because he thinks his shit dont stink.

>>718565270
he's not.
he's a raging liberal cunt who likes to use the word "nigger" in all of his books and then shit post on twitter about how evil donald trump is..
300 books and like 4 of them are decent.

>>718569312
Where can i read that part in particular except the book?

>>718569312
>>718568845

It's fiction. It harms nobody. Chill the fuck out.

>>718567570
yeah deffo

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>>718569312
>Have you read "It"?

I will now.

>>718569312
>Have you read "It"?
no, i read literature.

in any case, the story is fiction.

>>718569496
>It's fiction. It harms nobody. Chill the fuck out.
The Bible.. the quaran?
>>718569449
How should I know?

>>718569858
>Uhmmm aaaahhhh I read literature

You sound a proper fuckin queer, mate.

Besides. I read that particular book over 20 years ago when I was little more than a kid myself

>>718565270
wasn't he in a car crash that caused his appearance?

>>718566014
This
He's a weird guy
And the older he gets, the weirder his face looks

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>>718567680
That's hysterical, he doesn't live in LA. He lives in Bangor Maine.

>>718570166
>mate
trash

>>718570299
newfag

>>718568919
It
He meant It
With Lennywise

>>718565270
Giant ass mouth coming towards, tiny eyes, baby smooth pale skin. Take you pick.

>>718570458
I forgot Michael Jackson nose.

>>718570318
>trash

How's the struggle with your social ineptitude going?

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>>718570318
Why are you so bad at comebacks

>>718565270
years of alcoholism.

>>718571265
It's because he's a liberal piece of shit fucking faggot

>>718565270
Looks more retarded than Dean Koontz

>>718571145
Proto GITS Batou?

>>718565270
A dump truck fulla money still can't buy you good looks...

>>718567680
You have an excellent command of writen english.

>>718567680
They don't have Milky Ways in Banghor.
Only shitty Mr. Goodbars

>>718567599
>>718567680
>>718567791
>>718568284
>>718568480
>>718568611
>>718571362
>>718571626

Honestly I wish I could have met him before '99. He himself has admitted that the car that ran him over fucked him to pieces. I just want to be able to talk to the mind created some of the fucked worlds and trips into psyche I never would have experienced. But alas, now he's a shell of his former self.

>he admits that after crash his books are garbage
>he admits that after crash he's a deadbeat asshole
>he admits that after crash he became worthless subhuman
>he admits that after crash he even hates himself

I want to punch this asshole in the nose
for wasting my time with the last three
Dark Tower novels.

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>>718565270
Looks like a monkey jew

>>718567680
>15 milky ways
i member this

>>718565270
He does look weird as fuck, but as for seeming cool, I don't see this.

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You are not alone, apparently.

http://andinothernews.tumblr.com/post/155628555769/king-features

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>>718565270
are you going to post this every day now?

>>718574422
>>718565270
FAS

>>718568000
The only reason they were all under 12 is I wasn't there.

Makes me so mad..

Them beedy fucking eyes and chimp face, his books are for the most part shit, the only reason he made it big was he had no competition at the time and cornered the market.

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>>718565270

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>>718565270
Lovecraft is better than this faggot. End of the story.

>>718577455
Lovecraft is overrated af

>>718577527
Stephen King is overrated as fuck

>>718577747
nah. King is just hack.

>>718566983
He didn't remake The Shining, he wrote Dr Sleep which starts about 30 years later. It's actually almost better.

>>718577780
nah. King is only an eccentric pussy compared to Lovecraft.