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/b/ what's the best way i should kill myself?

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/b/ what's the best way i should kill myself?
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Not at all, please.
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If you're on here then you're already doing it in a slow but entertaining way.
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>>718546562
tits or gtfo
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Not at all. Good and amazing things are coming for you. I promise.
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Allow me
Fantanyl
Opiates and Benzos
Liquor and Tylenol
Hang noose
Train
Gorilla cage
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>>718546842
Your a liar faggot
Suck oats from the tip of my cock
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i was born in the south and have no friends or talents. my life is anime and vidyas. my only bf was a fat fuck and the only good looking guy who ever liked me hates me and now everyone i used to know hates me. i'm a waste of space.
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>>718547001
have you got a nice body at least?
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>>718546562
google exit bag.
make exit bag.
kill yourself
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>>718546562
show tits or stay alive and gtfo
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>>718546562

old age
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>>718546562
can't you become a hooker instead? You're already dead inside, at least you might do something that a few old men will remember you for
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>make noose out of razor wire
>put head in noose
>superglue hands to head
>let glue dry
>jump off chair
>looks like you ripped your head off
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>>718547114
not really
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You are a beautiful woman don't
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>>718547349
don't kill yourself, your cats will miss you
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>>718547349
meh could be worse, better angle?
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Your welcome
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>>718547349
Nice enough. I'd pet all your pussies.
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>>718547349
Nice try, op.
Anyone with that many cats is too content to actually commit suicide.
/thread
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>>718547001
Ya look dutch, btw stop worrying about it. If you are sad just watch some anime or some stuff. Should cheer you up

Btw nice body?
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>>718547227

this
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>>718546562
Natural causes.
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>>718547001
LOL. Let me guess. You dumped fat fuck BF to go after cute guy and shit didn't work out so you went back to fat fuck BF and he told you to GTFO. Sounds about right?
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>>718547475
they arent my cats but they cheer me up. ive wronged so many people for my own selfish needs. i have no family or education or motivation to do anything. i sleep all day and stay up browsing /b/ and shit all night. i don't want to work. the world scares me.
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>>718547760
something like that
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>>718547832
if you browse /b/ then you know the rules. Get your tits out.
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>>718547832
YOUR LIFE IS PRECIOUS
TITS OR GTFO
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>>718546562
You should make like the millions of people on this site in its history who have threatened that, and who have never delivered, and do nothing. You already know the answers you just want attention. I'll give you my answer. Cover yourself in melted cheese, and dive into a pit of pet shop mice. Fuck off.
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In order to fully assess the situation, you should post more photos of yourself, body, face, etc. You will get objective feedback and good advice on how to better your situation.
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>>718547870
I wouldn't worry about it than. You have the same failing that all women have. You're a total cunt. Just do what all women do. Cry that you were wronged and some faggot white knight will come save you.
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>>718547760
>>718548033
i pretty much cheated on my qtpi ex for a fat fuck with more similar interests who ended up cheating on me so jokes on me eh /b/ im a fucking loser
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>>718548326
nice suckable tits though, so there's that
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>>718548326
good girl
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>>718548326
Please. Like women in this day and age need to be responsible for there decisions. Like I said. It's not your fault. All women are total cunts.
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>>718548445
exactly why i should kill myself :) that exit bag looks good.
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>>718546562
I can kill you with my testicles
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>>718548326
are you looking to fuck people over or looking to off yourself cleanly and quietly?

Pussy next
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>>718546562
Secobarbital. Dissolve 15g in any liquid and drink it. You will die painlessly after falling asleep. Say 15-20 minutes roughly but it is usually faster. This what the Dignitas clinic uses. You can get it from Mexico or some vets carry ot as well.
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>>718548326
BUT YOUR TITS ARE NICE
WHY WASTE THOSE PAIR
ALSO FULL BODY PIC WITH FACE OR CAT THANKS
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>>718548326
show unwiped asshole pls x
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>>718548564
I'm guessing you don't have an older sister or mom. This shit should have been taught to you by the time you were 10. All women are total cunts. So you're killing yourself because you are a women? Makes no sense. Just do what I said. Play the victim. A white knight faggot will scoop you up.
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>>718548326
post more nudes if you're going to kill yourself anyway it's not like it matters right?
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>>718546562
Moar facepics
> I will contribute on it
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>>718548326
Yea you are. Kill yourself bitch.
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>>718546562
Have cats eat you alive
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>>718546562
Don't kill self pls
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>>718547001
Hmmm, what are you goodat? You should try to do something with your life which you can do well. Writing? Sports? Helping others?
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That's odd. Tits were not posted, and yet people are still in this thread? Could've sworn it was winter.
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>>718548564
Use a gun.
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Lol id say 7-7.5/10 you are fuckable. You will be fine dw about it
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>>718547001
I want to rape you in the anus.
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>>718548326
Timestamp.
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>>718548877
tits were posted dumbass
>>718548326
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By patiently allowing the natural order to take place and waiting to die one day unexpectedly
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>>718546562
Post pussy or gtfo fagget
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Fuck tits and pussy, post moar cats
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>>718547001
low self esteem is such a misleading fucking thing. dont waste yourself. you're far from adultry. who cares about achievements.

also
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>>718546562
By choking on my cock while I stare at you deeply into your eyes while I watch you gag, gasping for air and while you on your way out, watching your eyes roll back from asphyxiation, I'll dump a load deep into your throat, so that you can go into your next journey with a protein meal....
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>>718548940
Those aren't tits. If they were, they'd have a timestamp.
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>>718547832
I recommend that you look for stable relationships, people which you can trust. Perhaps some kind of counseling.
Do you have kik? If you want I can try to help you out with problems. My kick is darkeningredmoon
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>>718547001
>>718547573
wtf ben je Nederlands ?. Weet je waar Amsterdam ligt ? Kom daar maar eens heen.
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>>718546562
OP what kind of anime you like ???
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>>718548780
there's a lot more to it than that which is basically the reason everybody hates me. my reputation is ruined and it's not like i had much of an identity anyways. i've hurt so many friends and family members without realizing it and now it's too late and i'm alone. i cant leave the house because of social anxiety and have to share a house with my alcoholic brother and his faggot friends. i have a mom but she was never around much and my dad left when i was young.
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>>718548326
if you do an hero, can i have your eyes? they're pretty.
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>>718548991
Wow!
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>>718546562
living is better than rotting in a box and being maggot food
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>>718549053
See told ya. White knight appears. Go talk to that dude.
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>>718548888
quads wins
>>718546562
shoot yourself
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>>718549123
Oh. Yeah I take it back then. You should kys OP xD
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>>718549123
let brother and friends fuck you, film it and post it on /b/
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>>718546562
You sound just like me. We could be perfect for one another. Srsly dont kill yourself. Life is fucking shit but i love it. Rob a bank or start a drug cartel or fucking anything. YOU ARE FREE NOW!!! Be free a raise some fucking hell!
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>>718548888
Checked. Fapped.
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>>718546562
ITT: cancer
sage goes in all fields
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>>718549123
Were are you from ?
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OP is clearly a faggot
Kys
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>>718549024
I second this
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>>718549123
Kik-anon here. I think that you should try making a good new start. I don't know what you did to your friends or family. Are it unforgivable things? Otherwise you should try to apologize and make it alright again.

I 've had social anxiety too, I think best to do is to try to go outside for 5 minutes each day. And try to do normal stuff, go to the store, practice talking to people and chat again.
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>>718549123
I'm hearing a lot of pathetic whining but I'm not seeing any pussy, hurry the fuck up
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>>718549024
Does op have pictures of this happening?
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>>718549123
i think you are hot, bullshit to kill yourself you can always start over
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>>718549291
>tries to sage
>doesn't sage
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>>718549123

social anxiety is all in your head.

you need to find a place of your own, who cares what people say. if you dwell on negativity from people your never going to be positive.
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>>718546562
Why would u like to kill urself?
Btw, bleach is a good and classic option too
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>>718549233
glad you see it my way.
>>718549181
guess i gotta shoot myself.
>>718549315
north carolina
>>718549124
the only thing i ever liked about myself
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>>718549123
It's the social anxiety. Like I said. You don't have to off yourself for doing what every other women does and gets away with 100% of the time. Your best bet is to get some shit to help you with the anxiety. Self medication booze weed. Or go get pills from a head doctor. Oh if I didn't say it you are hot as fuck though. I most assuredly would.
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>>718549178
I 'm not a sjw, but if I can help her, I 'm ooen to talk to her on kik.
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>>718549123
You look like a man.
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>>718549398
>implying
sage goes in all fields
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>>718549450
Not to mention. Pretty hot nice tits. Amirite
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>>718549489
>tries to sage again
>bumps thread
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>>718549123
sounds like melodramatic attention seeking bull shit. judging by the type of pics you take of yourself, you know you're decent looking
>now it's too late and im alone
too late for what? apologies are never too late, if people dont accept them, you shouldnt want them in your life anyway.
>cant leave the house because of social anxiety?
yeah? guess what, fucking everyone has some form of social anxiety, it's called the fucking real world. grow a pair and get the fuck outside every once in a while.
>have to share a house with my alcoholic brother and his fagot friends
that does suck. your goal in life from today onwards is to get your own fucking place and not be dependant on any one.

the world doesn't owe you, nor anyone else fuck all. it's up to you to make the best of it
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>>718546921
Bumping for harambe. RIP my friend.
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>>718549546
are you literally retarded?
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>>718549435
I recommend a decent pistol, easy to hold and position, put gun right between eyes, lightly squeeze, pretty pictures on the far wall, no more problems.
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>>718549435

get off the couch, go see a movie or something.

got a car?
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>>718549123
Live stream suicide on Facebook.
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go to another country where no one knows you
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>>718549123
Pretty typical white poorfag story. Start stripping for money but dont be an idiot. Use it as a means to an end. Get an education. Something simple like nursing, or accounting. Find a way to get inspired and make something of this train wreck.

Right now your life will have no impact at all. You are in control of that. You can have an impact, but you have to have passion about _something_. Anything really. Just get out and do something. Go to the library.
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>open thread
>femanon is bitching
>ctrl+f tits and timestamp
>no tits, no timestamp
>thread has existed for an hour
What the fuck is wrong with /b/?
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>>718549595
Are you hitting on me?
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>>718549450
sjw !== white knight, faggot
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>>718546562
Break off the blade of a knife.
Turn your head up.
Swallow.
Wait :)
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>>718549123
I "suffer" from social-anxiety but it doesnt really stop me from living and trying new paths etc etc
There is endless of ways to escape form your present situation as long as you stop holding yourself down.
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>>718549604

you should test your recommendation on yourself.

see if it works.
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>>718549652
She posted tits already faggot chill
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>>718549123
Moar pics including timestamp
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>>718546562
The best way to kill yourself is through self exploration.

Now that death is not an issue. You should take more risk. Travel to a dangerous place, Make friends with dangerous people, go train hopping and dine with bimbos. Live like your future doesn't mean a fuck. Be a nun. Be a hooker. Do charity work. Something you never dared to do because you expect some result.

Go live you stupid idiot and maybe you'll find some reason to.
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>>718546562
If i told you that im a decently rich 18 year old looking for a human Pet would you consider it?
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>>718549703
without ts
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>>718549703
Are literally a faggot?

She hasn't posted any tits with timestamps.
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>>718549698
Why? My life's fucking amazing.
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>>718546562
Taharush.
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>>718549435
You look like an European girl.
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>>718549389
whatever
>>718549639
i'm too lazy and i know i can't change that even if i tried. i have no people skills whatsoever. i feel like my purpose in life is already fulfilled and i've reached my end anyways.
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>>718546562
If that's you, then on my dick.
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>>718549652
this
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>>718549857
God damn I need you on my dick right fucking now
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>>718549450
im sure your rite
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>>718549675
depends, will you tongue my anus?
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>>718548326
Why are Dutch chicks like this? You need to find a find who will slap the shit out of you and have babies.
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>>718549913
I'll fuck your problems away girl holy shit I love your asshole
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>>718549123
This is no place to talk about it. Ppl on /b/ are hateful and disgusting. Myself included. But you don't need to kill yourself because of something a chronic masturbater types on his laptop because he thinks it's a fucking game. Pick up the phone. Google Suicide help and talk to someone. They are out there to help you. It WILL help. I've been there too.
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>>718549857
nice. cute butthole too
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>>718549914
Yes. Yes, I will.
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>>718549760
>>718549785
Damn it's easy to get replies from faggots
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>>718549954
>find a find
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>>718549562
I disagree:

I have anxiety problems and people around me. She has some of that introvert way of looking at the camera. I regonize that. The real question: OP is probably a fag, her little brother, another old dirty bastard, greatgrandchild of Adolf Hitler.
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>>718549913
I wanted to genuinely help you with your situation, but if you post pics pointing to your butthole to me I wonder if I should still offer you help.
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>>718550057
all of the above
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>>718549913
masturbate for us
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>>718550117
that picture's been on /b/ all night
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>>718550018
>replies to my post
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>>718550117
immense faggot detected kill yourself immediately
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National Suicide Prevention Lifeline 1-800-273-TALK (8255):
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>>718549703
Posts with tits/pussy are named differently. I'm gonna venture a guess that those posts are of a different person. There is no timestamp on OP or on the nudes, so I'm also going to guess that OP is a fat neckbeard and you're all just playing along. Faggots.
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>>718550117
wow you were pretty quick to turn your back on her, what a cunt
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>>718547001
>i'm a waste of space
nailed it. stream your suicide.
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>>718550007
Well that settles it.
Consider yourself wooed.

Unless it matters that I occasionally an alcohol?
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>>718550159
I didn't look through the rest of /b.

Sorry OP, I 'm still here to offer you help.
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>>718549857
Why do you think your life is over ?. What is your age. This pussy looks quite unexperienced and tight. You sure you just dont need a gigantic cock ?
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OP is this you? facebook com /futachair
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Where the fuck is the timestamp, you faggots really believe this shit?
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>>718549857
Become an webcam preformer. let /b/ know how to reach your profile
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>>718550175
Touche my mans can't hate Leo
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>>718550195
I said that because pointing to your butthole can be interpreted as saying: my ass. But it isn't her so I take back what I said. I also don't like girls posting such explicit pics as that one.
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>>718546562
Death is nothing OP. Nothing. I would take being ass raped by monkeys in the congo over infinite nothing. This is all you got. Who fucking cares if it sucks
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>>718546562
In my last year of medschool, depresive as fuck and thinking about suicide, beacuse Im like that. Depresive mode strike me every few years. Came to me that the only thing that got this feeling away was hitting the gym, so i lean on that. Try to seek help if you feel like losing, there is nothing wrong in accepting you have a mental sickness, because in the end, depression is exactly that, but in the end the only person that can get you through it is yourself.
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>>718550222
It matters not. Your trips do, though. Checked.
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>>718549954
She is not Dutch. North Carolina
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>>718550194
I literally having nothing better to do right now but you wanna argue with a retard like me go ahead XD
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>>718550325
>i don't like girls posting such explicit pics as that one
So much respect you have for women bro! You'll definitely get a girlfriend if you do that!
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>>718550195
This anon felt in love
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>>718549123
>my reputation is ruined
You think those fucking nobodies you hang out with are important? They're not. Just ditch them and move on. Find some new people. Learn from whatever stupid shit you did and otherwise leave it in the past. Why are women so concerned about how they appear socially, but then act like dumb cunts anyway?
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No timestamp and you keep feeding, wow, lots of virgin here
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No timestamp? She's baiting
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>>718550325
so the first instance of her doing something a little risky and you turn your back on her, the girls obviously going through some stuff, the pics are likely a part of that, and instead of help you pretty much told her to fuck off because of explicit pics? You're probably the worse person in this thread
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>>718550278
looks like OP and says North Carolina
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>>718550551
>>718550601
this
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>>718550551
Not many girls around these parts but sheep pussy is as good as any other
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>>718550603
futachair ? is some failed artproject by a turk ?
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>>718550351
>argue with a retard
I'm on /b/, why else would I be here?
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If you do commit suicide, blame it on 9gag.
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>>718549913
hurry up and make that pussy drip you fucking slut
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>>718550351
>XD
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>>718550278
>>718550603
oh shit did we find op
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OK is baiting you retards. I've seen her pics other places. This is now pickle thread
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>>718550736
They DID post that they were retarded, you fucking moron.
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>>718550652
more like a failed "human" being
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>>718550602
I already apologized for that. I said it was the context of pointing at your butthole, but like I said I apologized for saying that.

I 'm just an asexual male which doesn't like too explicit pictures.
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>>718546562
Join the Islamic State and martyr for Islam
You will be granted with the miracles of Jannah.
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>>718550278
>/futachair
in that case her name is Camilla

this is b8

confirmed
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>>718550795
do you even filename you cancerous nigger
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>>718550795
yeah going to admit I was baiting you, but you are entirely too nice about this. It's getting to the point where it feels like I'm putting down old yeller
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>>718550795
"asexual male" didn't know white knights were asexual
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>>718550706
I want before I kill myself a huge black cock inside only. Sorry.>>718550706
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>>718550768
Where fagot ?
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>>718550795
>>718550905
you fgts all homo again now? <3
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>>718546562
just stop breathing...
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>>718550924
>Sells her soul to the kike lies before her death.

You will have to sit in the back of the gaschamber in Hell.
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>>718550924
so just grab a flashlight or something, you can't be that fucking stupid right, close your eyes think of black dick and post some pics
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>>718550905
So OP confirmed the bait ?
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>Be depressedfag
>See depressed qt on the chan
>Boner rises
>Have a BBC
>10/10 would whiteknight if I lived anywhere close
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>>718551042
that's not OP dumbass
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>>718550908

kidding right ?
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>>718550962
nah man but $20 is $20
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>>718551009
>>718551018
those guys felt for the bait.
> Im not OP
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ok this girl is literally the hottest ive seen this year and shes gonna kill herself

great

GREAT
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>>718546562
Are you still in this thread ?.

Confirm your name is Camilla ?.
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>>718550843
confirmed. found her g+ with that name: plus google com / 109471290612119793098
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>>718551110
I admit swallowing that bait without hesitation.
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>>718546562
come to my house so i can use your dead body for sex.
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>>718551110
>>718550905
>>718550962
>>718550795
Ok is there anyone in this thread that isn't a troll right now, because if we're all going to circle jerk I at least want to pic my partner
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>>718550278
Where did you get that from ?!
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NO FUCKING TIMESTAMP
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>>718546562
Helium bag. I was thinking for cheapest option would be to rent a tank over the weekend which is a lot of helium for the smallest option at 80 bucks. The rest can just be like a valve to gradually release the gas and bam your dead in like 10 mins. I'd probably do it when I'm going to bed so that I can dream forever. Everyone knows there's nothing after death. The worse part of living is having to wake up to this poor life we call reality.
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>>718551250
I live in Durham and know a lot of people. I've seen her post before.
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Any faggot considered that this is the chick's ex boyfriend pretending to be her? No tits/timestamp, but we do get tits. I'd assume he has a lot of pictures and wanted to roleplay as her.
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>>718551313
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>>718548641
looking to fuck people over. Should I be an hero and wait for Trump's inauguration to be an hero for the people?
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>>718551313
pretty much everyones already considered that you dumb fuck, but if we play along he posts her tits
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Do blackface in Compton
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>>718546562
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>>718551370
Only if you announce that toxic social pressure from lefties made you kill yourself
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>>718550795
okay faggot let's talk. I'm depressed as well and have considered suicide. My post was the helium bag method.
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>>718546723
We are cancer
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>>718551370
sure why not just make it big public and messy
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>>718551462
umm why not tell it to the public directly? JFK was killed yet the Mr. boots gain fame. What should I say?
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>>718551309
Ok. Confimed.

this is b8.

"she" did call me fagot and hero.
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>>718547001
Tomorrow is a another day. There are other people out there to meet. You might feel that way now, but that will eventually go away. Sort of like hunger. Once you're hungry you have the urge to eat. Once you eat you're satisfied. Then you might in to other things. Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. You're worth not than you know. Chin up. Get some help. Talk to someone. Don't listen to the rest to the idiots on hear about ending it. There themselves are the ones that need help. /b/ Has all kinds. Even if this is just bait, or a need for some sort of attention, you are worth more than you know!
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>>718551494
Best inauguration of all time? Any mastermind's have greentext plan?
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>>718551547
pics or it didnt happen
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>>718551476
Mind to add me on kik?
Apart from that, what can you say about your situation?
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I took the b8.
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>>718546562
I'm young selfish and depressed op.
We should collab with our feelings on a more personal level. Guarantee I'm better looking than at least ur fat fuck boyfriend
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>>718547001
There has to be a reason why people hate you. From that post you seem to only care about a person's looks over who they are and about their feelings. You don't seem to know what love is and I feel like you're not really trying to be liked. You don't need to kill yourself. It's never too late to start trying to be a better person.
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>>718551625
Nah I didnt screenshot it. Try it yourself.

add facebook com/futachair and some autistic borderline kid will talk behind her profile pic with you. Obviously b8
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>>718551642
yeah what's your kik? mine is DonaldTrump202.
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One does not simply bait for attention on /b/
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>>718550278
twitter com / futachair
found her twitter post history adds up
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>>718551763
i call bullshit honestly. look at your message history on facebook. you're a lying faggot.
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>>718551856
why care about who OP is m8. Just give OP suicide options. It's not like this is an army request.
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>>718551916
so we can actually help her if its real dumbass?
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Go suck a cock
Fuck till you faint
Smoke a joint
Joint a pothead group
Life is good
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>>718551902
This was OP. Literal.

Judge yourself if its an kid with autism ..
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>>718551950
>help
>white knight more
I don't come to /b/ to receive help. If I wanted help I would go to a counselor.
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>>718550924
You're dutch, you can find a black dick anyday just by walking by some refugee camp late at night.
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Are you hosting a LAN party? Can I join?
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>>718551902
Don't do suicide kid. Ive been through same and fucking pain all my life. I really dont feel why people consider suicide. Even If I end up raping a three year old in public on national television in some pink morphsuit. I see no reason to consider suicide ever. Change the mindset.
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You're beautiful, please don't kill yourself.
Also move to another place if the only person that wants to be your boyfriend is a fat gaming faggot.

This seems like gr8 b8 tho.
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>>718549123
Strangers can be pretty good friends. I'm on a similar situation and I don't give a fuck what others think of me. You have your whole life in front of you.
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>>718552222
quads don't lie although why wake up to a shitty world?
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>>718552168
I rather throw a grenade in those ref. camps.
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>>718552292
Please do that.
Allahu Akbar the Allahu Akbars that would be fucking amazing.
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>>718552222
Nice quads bro
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>>718546562
I hope you are bullshitting for the lulz with your fat frikies friendos.
You look nice and fuckable, so may be you are just depressed, go look for help, it is just a chemical misbalance in your so fucked brain due to too much shit you watch on Internet, go outside and be open and friendly with any guy you'll fuck and the next day do the same until somebody really want to keep you with him.

Right now you are confused, and it disappear with the time, just give your self the time you need, and enjoy your young age, your body and make somebody else happy too.

PS. I never watch those gore shit, it provoke PTSD and you fuck up your brain. So if you do it, I'll just ignore you and start thinking you where just an egoist idiot, surely you have family that love you or friends.

Be well.
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>>718552283
WHY THE F NOT. really. There are plenty of people who live a stable live and cant tell the latests new of this week. There are also a lot of options to spend the rest of your life with like why not becoming a grope-artist or for example shooting cats for fun and take pictures of their crying owners and put it on the internet.
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>>718546562
If you're going to kill yourself you might as well try some freaky shit before you do. Ask your Mom if she'll have sex with you or something?
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rip op
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>>718552283
Nah kidding: tbh. if you start living day by day without the fear of the end: life becomes quite surreal and easy to relativate. Until 45+ surprisingly stuff can suddenly change your life forever. Suicide is for frustrated borderliners. Its even more of an adventure to kill others instead.
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>>718547001
there is no waste god does not fear for you
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>>718546562
Find an underground BDSM club, let them literally fuck you to death
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>>718552512
Exactly !
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>>718547832
Better to have a shitty life than no life hoe... Read up on satanism and find a hobby that you like suicide is for morons
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>>718546562
If I came to that point that I actually seek help for suicide I'd just plan a week or a month to do all fucking idiotic shit I cant even dream of.

> burning a church to the ground
> raping a girl in the park at night
> ....
> etc. etc.
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>>718549913
Why waste that delicious pussy and asshole. I'd fuck you every day if you want.
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>>718552608
well what do you suggest I do then? I can't go on living I'll tell you that much.
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>>718546562
I dont know who OP is but I certainly go fap
on that cunt.
> pic related
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>>718549857
well I hope that pussy stays alive
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>>718552815
People who are truly suicidal do not think of harming others atm. They have underlying issues which they think too much about hence depression. If you can easily change your mindset, i am sure you are not depressed.
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>>718547349
Is that nico in the kitchen?
I'm sure he can talk you out of this.
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>>718550193
faggot
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>>718549123
how old are you and where you live?
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>>718552890
Look at you inner child. Didn't you have a dream growing up? Remember, if you keep on living you have everything to win. If you kill yourself you lose everything.
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Op can I have your possessions?
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>>718546562
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>>718547349
what anime is that?
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>>718552890
Depends on a few things: summarize your condition. Not in details: just enough to give me some perspective.
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>>718546562
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>>718553117
Dude I was physically abused as a child because my dad hated his life. I literally had no joy growing up although when I was younger I though nothing of it. Now I am grown up in my prime and have nothing to live for. I am dead inside.
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>>718553214
>>718553231
I would like to add as well that I may suffer from a mental disease genetically. I do not want to get diagnosed.
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>>718548703
sounds legit
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>>718553324
Boo fucking hoo. Get off the fucking computer and get some fresh air.
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Don't wank till you die of sperm overdose or your balls explode
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>>718552979
this guy actually knows these people XD
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>>718553231
That sucks but try to change your life and explore the world around you. Leave the past behind you. Give me your email, I'll make you love yourself, trust me.
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>>718553460
I'd rather not. It's 10 degrees outside.
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>>718553324
I wouldnt care about a diagnosis. It can really help you out to find some youth with similar problems at meet-ups etc etc.
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>>718551856
Bitch just blocked me on Twitter. Wanted to help her.
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>>718553606
its warm faggot be greatful
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>>718553324
If you're physically abused you may start practice some fight sports or boxing. Start at one side of town move to a gym at the other side and gain just strenght and some escape for all that anger. At the other hand start focusing on a complete new life: youve had the worse part already, it only gets better.
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>>718553699
hahaha you fell for the b8
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>>718553523
No it's fine /b/ro. I appreciate the kind words though. If I live any loner than I plan to, I may explode. I am becoming someone I can't control. If I was to relate to a movie in regards of my mindset right now, I'd go with Patrick Bateman in American Psycho. My mind is changing that drastically to where I don't know who I am anymore. This makes me depressed. How would you guys feel if you cannot control yourself but once was able to? It's like there is a demon within me that is controlling my actions. At times I can decide rationally but I am starting to self-destruct.
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>>718554023

It sounds like schizophrenia.

Do you believe that people planning conspiracies on you ?

Talking about you all the time ?

A specific person form a far distance like the government can control or influence your thoughts ?.

ever had those beliefs ?
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>>718553889
I am very grateful for the warmth.
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>>718553492
um, maybe. it kind of looks like nico; he loves cats. last i checked he had a female roomate (they're not in a relationship, just roomates) and they both struggle with addictions and mental health issues, but as far as i could tell they actually keep each other stable.

haven't seen either face to face in years though.
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>>718554023
You should talk to an Psychiatrist, not any other health practitioner than a Psychiatrist.

Medicines can change/help prevent to let that develop even further.
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>>718554023
That seems like you're having a psychosis. That is indeed hard to control. Find a shrink immediately.
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>>718554444
Qads you must do it now
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>>718554023
suicide is still not the solution for it. so basicaly your morals devaluating you as an human being. Psychotic or pshycopath thoughts don't do any harm until it changes to actions. With psychopath actions: a lot of people can live a life perfect. You may choose your victims more selective and carefull (go for pedophiles, kill them).
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Choke urself on my dick
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>>718554428
No, never. I don't follow conspiracies nor do I believe in them. I just feel possessed at times. Not edgy possessed but literally bi-polar almost although I can say that I was still there. I could still feel conscious within myself but my body would say things I do not intend. It's quite odd and freaky. It has been happening more lately which had lead me to put in my two weeks for work and withdraw from society and even my family.
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>>718553699
youre a creep bud
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>>718554444
Second Quads must prevent it
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>>718554444
good now wish me warm travels its been 0 c for a month straight now. It's a record
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>>718554782
Yo I don't want to hurt anyone. I rather kill myself than hurt anyone.
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>>718554023
I guess almost every human being had that feelings and state of confusion, it is just a storm, please Anon, kik me, (cranky.brainiac) lets talk a little, lets find something in common to chat for a while. Just think about all the people really interested on help you is here, forget the faggots. If not me, any other guy that sounds sincere to you. just calm down and think that you have a future, it is just that you can't see it right now, it is outside, go look for it, be positive, if you believe in God, go find some help there, if you don't, kik me.
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>>718546562
Snu snu.
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>>718554553
>>718554612
I don't believe in medication. I've been thinking for a while now, I don't want to have my future kids suffer my same fate of which will surely happen if I continue on living. It sucks being depressed but then again it also helps me cope oddly.
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>>718554817
>. I could still feel conscious within myself but my body would say things I do not intend.
Im not a psychiatrist/professional but try to call or make an appointment by e-mail with a psychiatrist. The only reason people go to college, get their degree in psychiatry is because of people with such odd moments, mentally. They are made to help you out of this pure anonymous without the stigma spread by others of mental health. Nobody have the right to judge based on some diagnosis while they havent been through any shit in their lives.
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>>718554924
just a joke. dont hurt others. besides it proves that haunting thoughts shouldnt make you more worried. Let us know: ITT or you found an contact number of a psychiatrist. Whoever it is: those guys help people their lives.
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>>718555009
Thanks for the kind words. You can't save someone who doesn't want to be saved. I just want to really say goodbye to the internet hence this conversation. I'll probably lurk for a couple more days but I don't post as I don't like attention and don't want to mess up if the police gets a tip. I'll probably have my last supper with my brother who I dearly love. The rest of my family members can all go fake their emotions about me after I pass. I think steak and fries will suffice for a last family meal.
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