No would you rather post? >Would you rather thread

Aight, Let's do this right.

Would you rather
>Put a toothpick under your big toe nail and kick a wall as hard as you can with that foot
Or
>Jack off with a sandpaper fleshlight for 20 minutes or at least untill you cum.

>>718533083
Sand paper

Would you rather abort your own baby (as a woman)
or
Have your vocabulary halved and be limited to using only those words for the rest of your life

>>718533443
Oh fuck...

Shit, I'd have to say abort the baby. I like making mouth breathers think I'm smart...

IDK if this applies here, but

Would you rather
>Be lactose intolerant to the point of being flu like ill every time you even take a bite of cheese
or
>Have to be a vegetarian?

>>718533443
Abortion

Would you rather be black with a small dick
or
be an Asian dropout

>>718533083
>>718533083
Sandpaper. I'm circumcised, so I have no nerve endings and it wouldn't hurt at all.

>Would you rather have the skin peeled off of your feet and covered in salt, then licked off by goats
or
>make your grandma cry by telling her you hate her cooking and that you'll never eat anything she makes again

>>718533696
FUCK BRO

Both are fucked...
Tiny dick black man means that you've got to be a nigger without the perks... and a dumb asian means you disrespect your family... but at least you have one.

>>718533953
I'LL NEVER MAKE MY GRANDMA CRY

>>718532937
This is from the movie Gummo?

>>718533953
Bro, not cool... I'd probably do feet skin being honest. I've only got one grandmother left, which doesn't sound like much, but I've got a stepdad, so I've lost 3 out of the 4. So I'd take the feet thing.

Plus I've been barefoot for years(Sept when I need to be shoed) and it'd be cool to have new smooth skin that's not black and ugly.

Lose your dick or be chemically castrated?

>>718534113
Real talk, I have no idea

Would you rather
>A) lick Hillary Clinton out and eat her ass

>B) take it balls deep from Donald Trump no condom and he wont pull out

>>718534227
Castrated as no boners, or infertile?

>>718534295
Balls deep from daddy trump.

I don't wanna catch whatever clinton has. And that's ignoring whatever she caught from bill.

>>718533953
Fucking skin my feet NOW don't make my grandma cry

>>718534295
lick her ass. then I can blackmail her foundation

>>718534295
if i had to choose then im takin it balls deep for my murica

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Would you rather go balls deep in a MTF trap or a FTM trap?

>Pic related

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>>718534732
FUCK THAT
Woman with a dick any day.

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>>718534227
What's the difference?

>>718534332
No libido

>>718535060
having a dick anyway

Feminism or cancer

>>718535086
PROBABLY that then. I'd like to not lose a liibido... plus if it came to it prostate orgasms are a thing.

>>718535146
Feminism is cancer.

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>>718533997
But you're asian so eitherway you got a tiny dick.

>>718535230
I mean I'd rather lose dick***

>>718535232
Yea, but you've got a tiny dick AND disapoint familly.

Would you rather have rape or robbery be legalized only for you?

never eat chinese again or never eat mexican

>>718535592
Robery. I know I sound like a cuck or something, but Money over forced pussy any day.

would you rather fuck your gf in your mom's body or your mom in your gf's body?

>>718535943
>Expecing anyone on 4chan to have GF
But... fuck. Seriously, I have no idea. Maybe mom in GF? IDK fucking IDK.

>>718535592
>
>>718535640

This. Money over EVERYTHING. Always.

>>718536057
Kuk, only poorfags think that

>>718533083
sandpaper - speed wasn't specified, I'd just rub it slowly and softly

>>718533443
abort abort

>>718533625
lactose - I prefer meat to cheese

>>718533953
dude... I legit can't decides, though what do the goats have to do with it?

>would you rather have a functioning vagina on your kneecaps or a row of penisis down your spine like a stegasaurus

>>718536256
Not really. Even richfags want to get richer.

And seriously, ROBERY being legal for you, you could get richer than anyone... however RAPE you're only ever getting pussy. I've been with many women, and other than one case, they all felt the exact same. Hoewever money can be used on anything. And can get anything.

Hell enough money and you can buy pussy. However with enough pussy you can never get money.

>>718536256
Personally, I think it's the inverse. You have to be a poorfag/communist to not want money

>>718536389
Bruh, Would they both be functioning?

If so... neegasms vs spinegasm... HMMM... I don't wanna get mistaken for a mexican with my wetback, but wetknees is probably worse. BUT easier to hide.

Would you rather

>only be with the hottest chick you know, but she's a total bitch. have to marry and live in the same house. Sex whenever she feels like it

>be with a dude who's pretty cool, similar interests (no traps, trannies or the like)

>>718536516
kneegasm***

>>718536516
Everything is functioning

Vaginas don't bleed once a month a month though, but can get rubbed raw by the jeans and pants as you walk.
>also having to cover them with something when you wear shorts

Dumb pretty woman or wise ugly man?

Would you rather

>never be able to jerk off again without your mother present and watching

>have your mother know every time you've ever jerked off and to what it was

>>718536566
Hmm... Hot chick. I'm a bifag, but still say the chick. Being honest, the whole being dominated by a hot thing is hot.

>>718536660
Hmm, I'd have to say... kneeginas. I don't wear shorts, but they are easier to hide than the dickback, Plus, chairs... And as for rubbing raw maybe tape them up or something.

Would you rather

>have everything you eat taste like warmed up shit

>grow irremovable tastebuds on your ass

>>718536917
The second one would be less awkward and she would kinda expect most of the shit I've jerked off to

>>718536878
If it's BECOME that... I say the girl, at least then you still get laid.

>>718536917
Hmm, PROBABLY have my mother know... gross but it still gives SOME privacy.

>>718536961
Asshole buds.

Would you rather

>Lose any toe you choose via painless removal

>never be able to jerk off again

Would you rather

Never Return to 4Chan and have a girlfriend who fucks you like a prostitute

No girlfriend but free internet and bedroom with only 4chan on pc

>>718536961
The taste buds to taste dick :9

>>718537058
The toe with no doubt

can someone else (like the OP) make up some questions?

Would you rather

>always smell sweaty regardless of what you've done

>be fat forever despite any exercise you do

>>718537124
"don't forget, you're here forever"

Prob GF, I wouldn't need 4chan then

>>718537204
sweaty. i heard females like the smell of man sweat apparently

>>718537058
Bye bye toe.

>>718537124
Never return... though paying for sex with my own gf would be pretty lame.

>>718537204
I've been doing them. I was the first poseter in the thread that wasn't OP.
also Smell.
Would you rather...
>Only be able to fuck dogs
or
>Only be able to fuck men(Or women if you're gay)?

>>718537204
Fatties often find love unlike stinky people, so, that

>>718537249
If the immune systems are different then yes.
Deodorant is leading to less relationships xD

Would you rather

>Have to shit through your penis once a day forever

>Only ever eat cabbage for the rest of your life

>>718537328
If it's not painful then penis

Be born an Indian or Russian?

Would you rather

>only be able to think out-loud (anything you think you have to say in an audable voice)
>be mute

>>718537328
Shit through my penis, you'd probably die eating cabbage only everyday

>would you rather catch your girlfriend fucking a nigger and have to watch powerlessly

Or

>Be a virgin for the rest of your life

>>718537316
how do you make sure your immune systems are different? if she's healthy, she'll be more attracted if youre fighting a cold?

>>718537328
Well... fuck.
>>718537390
I'd assume it's painful. You need to get all of the shit out through a hole 1/20th the size...
And PROBABLY shit dick.

>>718537412
Russian. Then I'd be tough.

>>718537425
Out loud thinking. It'd be like being autistic almost

>>718537444
Is there an alt for nonvirgins?

>>718537444
I'll probably be the second one anyways but despite that, I'd NEVER be a cuck

>>718537495
not exactly. Your body will just know... Sweat smells due to microbes and such. Sweat is naturally odorless. So, yea, your body just knows. Just like woman can subconciously know when you're horny and are more atracted to you after you've jacked off(Given they don't know you just did. )


Would you rather
>Be a jew durring WW2
or
>Be a gay man in the middle east today?

>>718532937
would you rather

>break every bone in your body and then die

>look at amy schumer for 1.6 seconds.

>>718537412
Russian

>>718537444
catch, I can always dump that bitch

Would you rather

>have a pocket that always has the amount of money you need to purchase something (limit of $10 000

>be able to do actual magic (Harry Potter) but you have to keep it a secret, if anyone finds out you lose it

>>718536917
I'd be genuinely fine with either. I'm assuming in this that she can arrive very quickly when you need to jack, if I have to wait a long time then the second one.

She's walked in on me more times than I can count, and I didn't stop then, it was only her that it bothered.

>>718536389
Do the penises each have a set of balls?

>>718537623
... Shit... If you said Schumer nude I'd say die, but I think I may be able to survive 1.6 seconds fully clothed.

Would you rather
>Never be loved
>Not being able to love

>>718537623
Depends... do I just have to look or will she be talking for the whole 1.6 seconds?

>>718537657
Money pocket.

Would you rather have
Superman's powers
or
Batman's intelect and money

>>718537615

FUCK this is the hardest one.

Time period doesn't even matter. Gay or jew is bad enough. Gay I guess. At least you could try to get that shock therapy or something to change back

>>718537721
Batman ez.

Would you rather
>be able to stop time for up to 1 hour once a day
Or
>be able to teleport anywhere you want once a week

>>718537623
I jerk off to Amy Schumer every few days, so I'll take looking at her, and then some.

>>718537721
Batman intelect and money.
Being superman i'd probably just an hero the whole world and then life would be pointless

>>718537657
Pocket money

>Would you rather watch your parents have sex everyday for a year?

Or

>Would you rather have sex with your parents once? (Doing everything your parents are into, no 5 minute shit)

>>718537718
she vocalizes a single tone for the full 1.6 seconds.

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>>718537718
>>718537677
>>718537623
Little reminder... this woman is playing BARBIE in a live action movie. The liberals have gone too far.

>>718537615
Probably gay, can hide it better

>>718537676
Yes

>>718537702
probably the second, first would suck balls

>>718537721
Superman - easy choice.

Would you rather
>Work as a horse dildo tester (test them on yourself, have to test one every hour, have to insert at least 25cm into yourself)

>kill puppies (have to kill 100 a week)

>>718537915
>Stop time
>Commit crimes that lead to you having money
>Use part of the the money to travel wherever you want

>>718538001
kill puppies. at least you keep your dignity

>>718537941
NIGGA NAWWW

Fuck... Maybe parents once... but NO AH, fuck.

>>718538001
Dildo tester.

>>718537915
STOP TIME, I've always said it was the best power.

>>718537915

Teleporting how far? If it was anywhere in the world, i'd probably have a weeks holiday any time I felt like it. But if I wanted to go home wsiting a week would suck.

Then again, if I could stop time for an hour each day I could fuck a few people without them knowing

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Would you rather be in a human centipede with a fat black trannys asshole attached to your mouth or..
Be locked in a room where the floor is a sandpaper conveyor belt that constantly moves for 23 hours a day

>>718537941
watch I think, eventually it'd become less awkward and it means my dad gets some sex everyday

>>718537915
stop time, probably use it to get an extra hour of sleep though if I'm honest

>>718538120
SANDPAPER

>>718538120
The sandpaper would at least kill you and stop your suffering

>>718538120
how long does each one last?

Would you rather
>have every movie you watch slowly turn into 2girls1cup

>have every song you listen to slowly turn into Friday by Rebecca Black

>>718534732

A good display of some retarded tattoos there. Dat date of birth in roman numerals.

>>718538260
I actually like 2g1c so, no problem with that

Would you rather

>lose the feeling in your penis

>lose the sense of taste

>>718538260
Hahahaha hahahaha best one of the thread. 2 girls 1 cup for sure. I'm a musician so the second is a no go

>>718538260
30 days of tranny shit eating or 30 days of sandpaper room.

Would you rather

>only have friends who use l33t speak and sprout memes in real life

>have no friends

>>718538337
FUUUUUK I'm a food critic, so I'd lose my job. But I also like getting laid. So Fuck me man. Just. An hero time.

>>718538337
Prevent 911 or prevent feminism?

>>718538423
meme palls

>>718538403
I reckon I can survive the sandpaper room

>>718538337
I agree, that's a straight an hero right there.

>>718537961
"The film, to be released in summer 2018, is an Enchanted-style mix of animation and live action which sees Schumer evicted from Barbieland for eccentricities.

She then has an adventure in the real world, and, according to Deadline, realises that “perfection comes on the inside, not the outside, and that the key to happiness is belief in oneself, free of the obligation to adhere to some unattainable standard of perfection”. Barbie then returns home to save her fellow dolls. "

oh dear god kill me now

>>718538337


Lose taste, assuming it stops cravings

>would you rather get raped by a big black nigger

Or

>watch your girlfriend get raped by a big black nigger but being unable to intervene?

>>718538444
Prevent feminism. After about 1980 that is. After that it went down hill to full blown manhating.

>>718538444
Didn't mean to quote the other guy

>>718538444
feminism, easy

>>718538480
KILL ME

>>718538495
Get raped assuming no diseases.

>>718538468
How? No sleep = kill

Be a strait black man

Be a gay white man?

Rosie O'Donnell or Queen Latifah?

>>718538480
has science gone too far!?

>>718538495
If he's raping me can I struggle?

>>718538337

Lose sense of taste, eat disgusting high protein food, get ripped as fuck, have sex.

>>718538590
one hour of proper sleep, and I can do cat naps in between. the sandpaper moves slowly. >>718538610
Gay white man
>>718538638
rosie. I reckon she sucks cock good

>>718538663
this guy gets it

>>718538444
Feminism

>>718538495
Get raped

>would you rather have a micropenis and rich

Or

>have a big dick but unable to pleasure a girl?

>>718538751
>implying I care about her pleasure
big dick, become porn star, girls fake it on camera anyway

>>718538751
So no matter what I choose I can't pleasure a girl unless I go full lesbian.
Fuck that rich I guess.

Would you rather

>lose hearing in one ear

>lose your dominant hands thumb

>>718538638
>>718538638
Queen Latifa..

>>718538733
Isn't Rosie gay?

>>718538751
DAMN... Micro I guess... Idk. I mean if I was rich I'd go full sexchange and then be a rich lesbian.

>>718538610
Straight black y not

Would you rather

>live in a house full of feral cats for 2 months (full as in 200+)
Or
>sleep with your parents very night for 6 months

>>718538810
Hey, I had the same idea KEK
>>718538846

>>718538870
Cats... at least then I'd be getting lots of pussy.

>>718538751
Well if I have a micropenis I won't be able to pleasure a girl and my self esteem would be low. I don't think being rich would fix it

So, big dick. Unable to pleasure a girl and make money using my dick.

Would you rather

>Be a white man living in a black neighbourhood

Or

>Be a black man living in a white neighbourhood?

>only browse 9gag
Or
>Only browse the default subreddits

>>718538953
Black in a white neighbourhood. You're safer there. Plus most white people don't hate blacks. Plus with the libtard shit you'd be a god.

>>718538981
What are the default redits?

>>718538953
Black in white I mean c'mon so eZ

Would you rather
>shit every time you sneeze
Or
>cum every time you blink

>anal sex with Kylie Jenner
Or
>500k

>>718538981
9gag is pretty good.

>>718539062
cum, though it'd get stale
>>718539088
500k, then pay 20k go fuck her anyway.

>>718539088
500k

Would you rather

>be a deaf/mute millionaire
>be a blind/paraplegic billionaire

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Would you rather ride a water slide naked that's laced with razor blades or...
Peel the skin completely from one finger with a potato peeler?

>>718539088
>>718539111
>>718539155
DAMN these gets.

>>718539165
Deaf

>Get anal pounding from a silverback gorilla for 5 hours straight and be known as gorilla guy all around the world and no woman will ever have sex with you

>have your dick removed

>>718538846
does she then use a strap on on me?

>>718538870
feral cats - can't do parents. I jerk off to fall asleep

>>718538953
I live in africa already so white man in black neighbourhood

>>718539062
sneeze

>>718539165
deaf mute

>>718539175
Razer slide assuming I lie.

>>718539228
Is it smooth skin removal, or is it sex change?

>>718539228
The anal pounding.
Hung gay guys would be lining up to pound the ass that can take it all.

>>718539306
forceful rip off

>>718539228
prob dick removed

>>718539228
>The erect gorilla penis is only 3-6 cm long, whereas that of a chimpanzee measures 8-18 cm in length.

I'd take the Gorilla

>>718538953
White in a black neighbourhood

My life could always change because of society. There's nothing to say i'd hang with niggers. I would rather be a white man and poor than a well off shit skin.

Would you rather

>Shoot up your school and never get caught but live with the guilt

Or

>Be kept in an old mans basement being fed his shit for a year snd molested daily

>>718539351
dick removal it is.

>>718539406
I don't see any negatives with either option, are you sure you know how this game works?

>>718539228
I'll take the pounding thanks.

>be a world famous musician
>be a world famous actor

>>718539406
Guilty school shooter it is.

>>718539456
I'd say he's just a newfag

>>718539483
Actor.

Would you rather

>never be able to jerk off again

>only get handjobs from an over enthusastic 19 year old who has know idea what she's doing and can't learn

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>>718539406
>guilt

>>718533083
Fleshlight if I've been saving up
>>718533443
Abort easily. I'd do that shit anyway
>>718533625
Lactose
>>718533953
Lol grandma, no doubt
>>718534227
I mean... i guess castrated
>>718534295
Hillary
>>718534732
MTF, pref with cock
>>718535146
One in the same
>>718535592
Robbery for sure
>>718535943
Gf in moms, way less weird
>>718536389
Kneecaps. Less visible

>>718539533
Are you stupid?

>>718539533
Handjobs are the least fun type of sexual act though... but yea fuck it, I've been there done that, didn't cum for 20+ minutes, but let's do it.

>>718538423
I am living the second option currently....with the exception of my normie wife

>>718539406
shoot up a school

>>718539483
Actor

Would you rather

>have a Gundam
>train with Goku

>>718539587
What?

>>718539703
GOKU ALL THE WAY. Assuming you do have Ki abilities.

Would you rather

>Be a fat SJW LBTQ BLM supporter

Or

>Get cancer

>shave Obama's pubic hair for 1 year
Or
>Kiss trump passionately during 24 hours

>>718539673
t. micropenis or never had a good handjob

>>718539587
If you've ever been in situation 2 you'd know that it's actually pretty hard.

As I've said... been there, took over 20 minutes to cum, and handjobs are the lamest form of sexual activity, best being blowjobs, second sex... Sex is worse than blowjobs.

>>718539774
... Is it deadly cancer?

Would you rather

>everyone has death notes and knows how to use them

>be the only muggle in a wizard world

>>718539774
what's the difference?

>>718539774

Soo be cancer or get cancer and die a slow inevitable death?

Rather die.

>>718539859
Muggle, less chance to dies.

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>>718539774
Get cancer or be cancer... I'll take the she option, at least then I'll have a chance of having Anita Sarkeesian shit in my mouth

>>718539748
Misunderstood it, I'm the stupid one

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>>718533443
My vocabulary is virtually, or at least relatively, unlimited.

I could get by perfectly well with half my current vernacular and still have twice the vocabulary of the average person.

>>718539813
I don't have a micropenis so that's out. Must not have had a good handjob. Which is what the person's mentioning anyway.


BUT seriously, Handjobs are the worst form of sexual act. Seriously, you can do it yourself with almost the exact same result. You know what you can't do? Suck you own dick.