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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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>>718493612
Faggot.
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Ooh, cool.
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B-but anon, I want a boyfriend!
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>>718493612
Will my wife find out?
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doubt
but fuck it
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>implying girls go for neckbeards
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>>718493612
can it be a hot trap gf?
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>>718493612
pls
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yea, I wish... :(
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>>718493877
also, DUBS WILLS IT
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OP I hope this is true
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gib
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>>718493612
Nah.
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K
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>>718493612
pls
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>>718493612
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lets just hope
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Worth a shot
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I fucking better.
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a
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hope she has a dick
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Im building a computer and it will be done on friday. A girlfriend will only get in the way so if i get one, one of you guys or girls can have her
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right
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pls
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we shall see
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>>718493612
Sems legeet
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crying bcuz 5ever alone
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>>718493612
Lol I almost never reply to these threads because they're retarded but ehere
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pls
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>>718493612
Sweet
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>>718493612

Unfortunately, you have no power here.
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ye
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Oh..
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if I don't I will find you and kill you
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Pray
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>>718493612
couldn't hurt
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Pls let it happen this is my only chance
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me 2 thanks
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Got nothing to lose
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ITT: Beta Virgins
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>>718493612
no chance
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oh please god let it happen
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please let this be true im lonely
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My digits will confirm
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I'll make sure to kill myself tonight then
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I was supposed to have 3 girlfriends alredy man
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I just had one last week.
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>>718493612
yes
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>>718493612
could this girlfriend have a penis so she could bone me? cuz if not, drunk fat skanks i guess will do
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>>718493612
Im so lonely, if you are lying, I will seriously kms.
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>>718493612
Hope this works..
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Boing application
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>>718493612
Bull
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>>718493612
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going to a party soon, pls
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i coud die today cus i got cancer :S
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jic
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>>718493612
Bet nigga
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>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Lmao nvm about this shit
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Pssh, I already got a girlfriend, as a matter of fact she's typing right now!
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THREAD WORKED KEKERS I REPEAT THREAD WORKED I have a girlfriend now.
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Ok
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>>718493612
Pls
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why would any man want a girlfriend ?

we need several fuckbuddies

why burden oneself with a female ?
they not funny, not intelligent, not creaative, instable, completely selfcentered and ONLY mean problems, lies and shit, no real fun hanging around, boring or annnoying, a pure downer, literally a burden.

honestly.

wome are only good for ONE ting.
for everything else, ot's always a better time spent when you surround yourself with male friends.

im not even kidding.

be honest with yourselves and think abou it, evalluate it like a bot would do.
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sure why not
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k
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Requesting trap thanks
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>>718493612
Will I regret this?
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We are ALL losers on this blessed day!
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>>718493612
... liar ...
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yay
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K
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>>718494591
WHY NOT HAVE 2!!!!!!
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>>718493612
Fag
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I'll take death as compromise if that's cool
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>>718493612
01101011
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I'm going to roll until I get dubs
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Deus te ou├ža criatura. Ta foda.
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K
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roll
>>718493612
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ok
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>>718493612
.
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roll>>718493612
>>718493612
>>718493612
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>>718493612
cool
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>>718493612
don't play with my Kokoro
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Not
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Why have a girlfriend when I could have Jerusalem?
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>>718494790
Tamo junto, anao
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roll, i want dubs
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>>718493612
Sony Vegas movie studio pro
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Replied
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>>718493612
neat
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>>718493612
Blubb
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Finally
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>>718493612
wow thanks anon
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I would love a girlfriend

doesn't have to be a girl, can be a guy. I just want friends in general
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>>718493612
Roll
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>>718493612
yeah ok, i mean i don't think it'll happen but i mean why not give it a try? i mean i'm not desperate but why not? ok so i'll reply to your thread ok so i can hopefully get a gf by tomorrow ok thank you very much op for the opportunity i've been given good night have a nice and cozy dream
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Worth a shot
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>>718493612
Ok
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>>718493612
Last time I was lied to, but I'll roll again since it's still my best chance
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Dubs for a sexy one
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>>718493612
Maybe if there were repeating digits involved.
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>>718495121
Reroll
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worth a roll
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ya boi
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haha, no
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>>718493612
sure pall
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I'm so desperate and at this point I'm willing to try anything, I am talking to a cute grill so who knows.
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>>718495290
good luck anon
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Pls
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Roll for any number ever
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Oh golly geez
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Don't think it works that way, faggot.
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>>718495363
I'm sick of this one. Want a new one
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lawdy pls
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>>718493612
pls no
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>>718493612
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>>718493612
Yeah right!
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>>718495455
don't you dare fucking ruin this for me
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>>718493612
can it be a trap gf?
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>>718493612
Ayylmao
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About time. I was getting worried I was like one of you faggots.
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/roll
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>>718493612
hhnnnggg
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guys, these are proven to not work, don't waste your time
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My wife wouldn't approve
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O
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FINALLY
asrdfgdxfgxdgsdfg
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>>718493612
>Inb4 shitty manipulative bitch
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>>718493612
please be anzu
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>>718493612
I can dream
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>>718493612
Oh, please make it happen!
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Bls
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i hope soo
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>>718493612
surprise me
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Yuh
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>>718493612
Fuck it.
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Why not.
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Nagger
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>>718493612
here's a (You) OP.
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>>718493612
Hoodoo
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Please please please
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>>718493612
Rollin'
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hope so
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>>718493612
no nigger
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sure why not
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>>718494123
You just replied faggot, therefore you're a retard.
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51231
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/threat
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>>718493612
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>>718493612
Reply
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So desperate that I'm actually replying to this
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Nigger
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Lets hope
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>>718493612
K
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>>718493612
pliz gf
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>>718493612
make it happen

pl.. please
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Can i have a cute guy? :(
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Please work
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>>718493612
sure why not
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I am not really sure, but I take the girl from pic no problem OP
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Please kill me
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My only good picture
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>>718493612
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Hey what up guys its Scarce here
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OH AIGHT
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Im desperate
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>>718493612
Yeah right
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cant hurt
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Ok where is she
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>>718493612
Okay. Can it be her?
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oh boy
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>>718493612
K den.
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>>718493612
k
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So I guess this is it for me eh? Wizardry approaches.
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>>718493612
haha, thanks OP
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Girlfriend Get
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Fuck your traps, take your mental ilness and fuckoff
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can't hurt
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Someone. Anyone.
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IF op lies he/she will be raped
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>>718496738
and then, he fell off the roller coaster and broke every bone in his body
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>offering incentives to post instead of threats
Is this the dawn of a new age of shitpost?
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Go
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>>718493612
i seriously hope..
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>>718493612
ok
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Oh ok
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>>718493612
You only can dream... you only can dream
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>>718493612
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yeah sure ok.
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>>718493612
ok
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K
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>>718493612
gimme pls
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>>718493612
Nice!
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i've been single since 6 months... i need some love ASAP
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>>718493612
I want my trap
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Alright dude.
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i already have one
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>>718493612
But is meme magic real?
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yeah right
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OK baka
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>>718493612
OH GOD
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k
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>>718493612
pls
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I've replied to two of these threads before. Third time's the charm? Maybe
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Maybe I'm not crazy
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Tits
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poor desperate loners
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>>718493612
doubt it
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>>718493612
skrt
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>>718493612
I want a trap.
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>>718493612
Where od I meet girls that don't have tons of tattoos or wierd piercings or unnatural hair? I want a normal boring girl, damn it, I love boring.
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So many replies
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>>718493612
A man can dream
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>>718493612
cool
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This is the third time but i still have faith
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PLS GIB ME GF
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>>718493612
it could happen.
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For reals?
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>>718493612
You better not be lying op
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>>718493796
I can be yours baby :3
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We've all sunk to a new low
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how come all girls are either boring af or are batshit crazy
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>>718497443
disgusting fuck
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>>718497385
And you're now one of them
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uff
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...
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Tfw you're married and have 2 sub/slaves on the side that both know you're married but don't care because you brainwashed them to think you love them and still post in shit threads like this because the more the merrier... KEK.
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>>718493612
pls
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don't you dare lie to us
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fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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>>718493612
please god
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>>718497703
You wife the boring ones and fuck the batshitcrazy ones on the side... dummy.
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>>718493612
I will never make that mistake again.
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ayy
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sweet
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw7QbpDbqXU
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>>718493612
already have one
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>>718493612
Plsssssssss OP
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>>718493612
Does a NEW one count? Lets hope so
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>>718493612
mommy pls
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Pretty sure this isn't real.
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>>718493612
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Yea right. ( still replies because Imma faggot an need all the help I can get)
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why not
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>>718493612
that would just be worrying, as i'm not even talking to any girls atm.
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hopefully
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im desperate at this point
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>I don't believe this
Prove me wrong anon, and could you make her a qt?
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There is always hope
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you never said itd be a girl i'd like
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rlly
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>>718493612
pls
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mint
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>>718493612
Might as well give it a shot.
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reary?
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>>718493612

Don't lie to me, I've been burned before
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>>718493612
Lolz
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>>718493612
I just lost mine
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Ez
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wew lad
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but im a gay fag
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Ayyy
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still have one. Why not have two
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ok
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Sweet
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I didn't know it was this easy!
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>>718493612
Hope so....
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Lol. JUST in case
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I doubt it, but sure
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lies
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w/e
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Hah
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Roll for hope
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Sweet :DDD
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>>718493612
I'm tired of her
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>>718493612
pls
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>>718493612
Bitchhhhhh better suck my dick
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Yes!!
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>>718493612
you sneaky bastard
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Fuck it why not
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a boy can hope
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>>718493612
Girlfrend pls
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>>718493612
Ok
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>>718493612
why not
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>>718493612
lies
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>>718493612
fuk
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Please
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>>718493612
Bah. Riff raff. Street rat. I don't buy that.
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I'm going to end my life
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>>718493612
It wont happen because Im a piece of shit
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doubt
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>>718493612

yes please
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I hope this is true
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Bcuz posting on /b/ can only be the most autist thing I do today
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>>718493612
why not
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lol k
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>>718493612
rep
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Pls
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I got a match on Tinder as soon as I opened this thread. Do it anons!
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Amazing bait
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I hope so. A girl may still like me
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>>718499444
But I did get trips.
False alarm all. Tinder match is a bot.
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return
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Fuck it why not
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