that implies some shock, smome discomfrot, enough to be counted as PAIN, does it not? or do our understandings of pain differ? I'm not talking about vong-tier agony here
well it'd be the epitome of disrespect to ignore or pass by such an offer
stick ur katana in me
I want to feel the cold embrace of death
A EUROPEAN SWORDSMAN should never be slain by nipponcraft.
Decorum dictates that I must plunge headfirst into what is presented.
usually it happens after i had already started drinking, or after putting it into the freezer for a while
and no, it doesn't hurt me so i think our understanding of pain may differ a little in this case
maybe caitlyn is actually death in disguise
he just has cold hands
It's not like I don't WANT to.
You do not understand me. Assholes, such as they are constructed in the human anatomy, are genderless. They are exquisite or vile regardless of the vestigial portions of their possessors...in the asshole is true equality found, the potential for all to attain the highest of virtue.
But if it didn't at least cause dicscomfort surely you wouldn't need to put it down
>cold embrace of death
I dunno that's all I could come up with for not dying + being lewd.
is discomfort not pain writ small
oh well if he was death itself he'd be wielding a scythe, tradition demands it
Thankfully I've never dealt with such things, mostly because I hardly do anything with my ass in the first place and secondly being a bottom bitch nigga I am anal as fuck(HA HA DID YOU SEE MY PUN AREN'T I HILARIOUS???) about hygiene when doing lewd activities.
but it's 2017
bottoms are the master race of homosexuals, never mind the clear majority
but that IS pain. Just insignificant pain.
You have to want it so bad that it just happens.
Enough of your sacrilegious chicanery. The scythe is the ONLY true weapon of death. Nothing else serves, and it is DISHONEST BLASPHEMY to imply otherwise.
That has never made anything happen in my life.
I am already a heretic. blasphemy doesn't add much to my list.
Oh that reminds me I should ask kaz or Killerfish to draw a crusader katia. She'll be the most incompetent crusader ever, which is a tough gig since I believe the second crusade sacked the people who initially asked for a crusade to help them.
I don't think I have waited more than a day to shoot a gun I purchased. Urge to test "investment" too strong. Break that bitch down and put in a backpack?
I'm not sure it could fit in my backpack, even disassembled. And I couldn't cart it around in another container without arousing suspicion.
new backpack time : ^ )
Some russian dude told FBI that Trump pissed on a hooker, reddit calls for his impeachment immediately.
FBI and CIA say they cant give us evidence that russia hacked everybody but we should totally believe them
NBC/CNN run this as real news while simultaneously warning about the wiles of fake news
I cant fucking even
If I'm being honest, I don't want to shoot it that badly. I've gone shooting several times since my purchases, and those outings aren't as exhilarating as I'd hoped. Not that I regret my purchases - they're among the most important things I own - but shooting isn't valuable to me as an end to itself, except as an aid to competence (which I could hardly improve with a rifle at my tiny local range anyway).
You confined to indoor range (I HATE indoor range you feel so pressured to get done fast and it's loud and smokey)? I felt that way towards handguns at first, I always loved rifles and shotguns. As time went on and I got more competent with pistols, it grew on me. I guess I still don't enjoy pistol shooting except as a means to test and reinforce my skill.
Yeah, I live in philly. Of course I'm confined to an indoor range.
I think shooting without intent doesn't feel valuable to me. Paper isn't an enemy.
I only want to shoot people.
I'll keep both of you warm/.
ooooo buddy. My most enjoyable time is setting up random trash of the month out at ~400 yards in the field and seeing what happens. Also clay shooting with shotgun is a probably universal joy.
I'd rather jump into a fire, thanks.
Just gotta keep em in your pockets mang.
I'll throw you in, faggot.
I've gone skeet shooting before. I hated it because I was bad at it. I think it'd be ecstasy if I hadn't been bad.
and I'm not white anyway.
is that before during or after causing a 4 billion dollar drop in Lockheed Martin with a sentence limited to less than 120 characters.
Be sure to wear your arm warmers and thigh high socks.
You're the real faggot, Mr. "I've had gaysex."
you are white where it matters, in the nationalism.
you can fight with us but if we win they might try and purge both of us.
I mean, I can't really deny that.
civic nationalism is a false hope.
if the race war occurs, I will shoot some darkies and then hide in the hills. I might shoot myself. There is no place for me in a pure country.
Try trap, it's easier (or so they say). I enjoy being bad at both and trying to improve.
If there is every a political war: I say California should grant citizenship to every illegal alien as long as they kill 3 right wing loons.
You don't follow the stock market that much do you?
same, it's awful. But my feet get hot REALLY fucking quickly, and I end up having to vent those fuckers like reactor cores so uh
no shooting yourself, we can just make a gay anarcho-commune.
Monday, 12 Dec 2016 | 10:32 AM ET | 05:30
President-elect Donald Trump took a swipe at Lockheed Martin's F-35 program Monday morning, saying the cost was "out of control."
Shares of the aerospace company dropped more than 4 percent in early trade, but then recovered some of those losses, ending the day about 2 percent lower.
After the tweet, the company's market value initially dropped $4 billion.
The impact of Trump's tweet,
was more than $28 million.
you're white enough that whatever is left of america needs you. I embrace my own exile.
We'd most likely have no part in it. Californians as a whole don't really care what goes on in the rest of the country, considering we have a large enough economy to be our own country.
You don't have the right to call me a fagioli
I have slight hyperhidrosis with my feet. Nothing severe, but still, always a lil sweaty. I can agree with your feeling sometimes.
yeah but I'm not going to reproduce, I'm already corrupted.
they'll have to go on without me.
*silicon valley has a large enough economy to be its own country
My expertise is beyond reproach.
You're just straight enough to persist.
skeet is where the clay goes across your field of view very fast, left to right or right to left. Trap it starts in the center of your field and goes to a random direction, but not nearly as extreme left-right. I can see why trap is easier but for some reason I'm better at skeet.
That's why I need you, the expert in faggotry, to cover up the holes in my knowledge.
Well yeah. New York City supports almost the entire state of New York, Dallas and Houston for Texas, Seattle for Washington etc etc. Not much of an argument there katia.
This isn't negotiable. Every white WOMAN is valuable...and monogamy is essential to the long term stability of social bonds. Meaning every white MAN is valuable as well.
I have no idea which one I was shooting.
You honestly are tossing me a freebie with this one and I am refusing to take it because I am disciplined and virtuous and a drunken contrarian.
did the targets come from behind you/out of your vision? Or could you see the thrower directly in front of you ~20 yards?
I've just made a new drinking game. It involves taking a drink every time you call me an alcoholic.
let's go with the former. If I could see the thrower, I was too stupid to notice it.
You'll become an alcoholic at that rate.
I'm off to play gaems
We all must make sacrifices for white america. Mine is exile, if not death. Be grateful that yours is more benign.
There's another one.
Have fun, darling.
You seem confused, I'm not disputing that it dropped and it's kind of silly that you felt the need to link that. But it also gained a nice little percentage chunk throughout the year for basically no reason, probably because of hype around how many nations were going to be buying the F-35. Then people got scared and for no reason. Those programs are largely already underway and you can't exactly just stop them. Trump ain't going to do shit to Lockheed.
I'm pretty sure California would have to care, it'd be targeted one way or another.
I mean we're all a bunch of rowdy cunts but we mainly just yell at each other, less so other people.
And he can (and does) still make himself look like a dumbass on it. I'm not sure how those things are contrary to each other. Every president's words are powerful, written or spoken. That doesn't give them some kind of intellectual immunity.
Nobody was debating intellect. Impact was the topic, I believe.
you did skeet then.
>got scared for no reason
The project is hugely over budget. It's late.
Then Canada cancels it.
Then the US Navy cancels two carrier's worth of orders.
Then the media goes all apeshit about how a ground support/multirole lost in a simulation to a dedicated fighter.
THEN the president of the largest customer says he wants to cancel it.
Average stock trader sees a lot of negativity (deserved or not) around this company's biggest product perhaps?
The way I see it, as a neutral boy who disagrees with both parties, is I just gotta wait 4 years and hope that someone capable runs then.
is a shite city, yes. Your point?
Not true, I appreciate the FUCK out of it. It's also mainly what I do since anal is so much work and I'm lazy.
that's uh, that's subjective
TAKING OFF YOUR PANTS MAKING OUT AND RUBBING DICKS IS A LOT EASIER THAN CLEANING+LOOSENING+LUBING+CLEANING SAID LUBE AFTERWARDS
do your partners possess autocleaning assholes or something
so is all perception. Honestly, trump could run the country into a crater and I'd probably still support him right up until he lost in 2020. Victory is virtue.
I didn't say I didn't like the thought of it, I didn't even say I didn't like the act because the very sparse few times I've done it, I have enjoyed it. I'm just a lazy cunt.
Honestly, once you've been with someone for...what 6 years now, you just get so used to it that it's not really that important anymore. Like it's still important but not to the degree where it's like "YEAH I'M GETTIN LAID LET'S MAKE A NIGHT OUT OF IT"
That is how male sexuality functions in general.
I cannot imagine interacting with a human being intimately for 6 years. I can barely handle it for a week.
I'm like prime cunt. I don't even want what you have because I'd hate it, but I'm still jealous of it. I am jealousy made manifest; actually, I should've made that my FMA avatar instead of greed.
>The project is hugely over budget. It's late.
You mean like every new frame that's ever come out?
> Average stock trader sees a lot of negativity (deserved or not) around this company's biggest product perhaps?
I mean, that's basically what I said.
at the bottom it goes on to someone whos supposed to be George RR Martin talking about how he's never going to finish writing game of thrones
Over half the fucking book is following Brienne trying to find Sansa. Last half of the book is a agonizing grind of treachery and villainy and right when things are so bad it looks like it might be getting better, he literally raises a character from the dead just so he can kill a character in what amounts to nothing but a misunderstanding.
And who does he kill??
Fuck. Him. Fuck him for wasting my god damn time. Fuck this stupid shock value writing of his. At least the series put an epic feel to this bullshit. The way she dies just fucking infuriates me and the book ends. Then everyone wants to spoil it for me "she's not ACKSHUALLY dead just yet"
NO fuck off I'm done caring
Thanks for giving a shit anon :)
But i was sunbathing.
Hey man, how are you?
>not having a trusty pair of thongs next to the chair
I don't even remember the last time it happened to me. It's weird how you can feel the venom pulsing with your heartbeat.
Jokes on you I don't have a chair, used a beach towel.
point stands, flip flops or thongs or whatever you want to call them, are useful
Yeah but that requires spending money i don't need to. One sting in fucking 20yrs is not a reason to get thongs.
Nah ice did the trick very well. It's just a minor annoyance i got stung.
last time I got stung a wasp got mad at me for mowing the grass
mother fucking bugs
Last time I got stung I think I was hiking or something, near a river
but they're also good for wearing around the house if you're a lazy cunt and forget to vacuum cough cough or for taking out the garbage but you don't feel like putting actual shoes on because you're just taking out the trash
Wasps are a whole level above bees when it comes to little flying stinging things.
How'd that go?
I still go barefoot. The tiles are cold and i keep my house clean. What king of sty do you live in?