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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>>718491346
that implies some shock, smome discomfrot, enough to be counted as PAIN, does it not? or do our understandings of pain differ? I'm not talking about vong-tier agony here

>>718491364
o-oh

well it'd be the epitome of disrespect to ignore or pass by such an offer
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>>718491510
dishonorabu
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>>718490852
stick ur katana in me
I want to feel the cold embrace of death
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>>718490534


>>718490561
shooots it! You won't(?) regret it.
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>>718491510
but that's a FEMALES ass
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>>718491616
A EUROPEAN SWORDSMAN should never be slain by nipponcraft.

>>718491612
Decorum dictates that I must plunge headfirst into what is presented.
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>>718491510
usually it happens after i had already started drinking, or after putting it into the freezer for a while
and no, it doesn't hurt me so i think our understanding of pain may differ a little in this case
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>>718491730
so?
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>>718491732
maybe caitlyn is actually death in disguise
he just has cold hands
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>>718491845
females taste worse because they're worse psychologically.
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>>718491726
It's not like I don't WANT to.

>>718491730
You do not understand me. Assholes, such as they are constructed in the human anatomy, are genderless. They are exquisite or vile regardless of the vestigial portions of their possessors...in the asshole is true equality found, the potential for all to attain the highest of virtue.

>>718491763
But if it didn't at least cause dicscomfort surely you wouldn't need to put it down

>>718491852
what??????
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>>718491889
sounds legit
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>>718492007
the cold was discomforting
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>>718492007
>cold embrace of death
I dunno that's all I could come up with for not dying + being lewd.
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>>718492065
is discomfort not pain writ small

>>718492145
oh well if he was death itself he'd be wielding a scythe, tradition demands it
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>>718492242
he's 2016 death, 2016 death uses a katana because he's a weeaboo
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>>718491247
Thankfully I've never dealt with such things, mostly because I hardly do anything with my ass in the first place and secondly being a bottom bitch nigga I am anal as fuck(HA HA DID YOU SEE MY PUN AREN'T I HILARIOUS???) about hygiene when doing lewd activities.
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>>718492242
not all the time, for me the discomfort in that situation is the temperature of the bottle being in contact with my sensitive hands
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>>718492296
but it's 2017

>>718492309
bottoms are the master race of homosexuals, never mind the clear majority

>>718492340
but that IS pain. Just insignificant pain.
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>>718492423
I know, 2017 death is waiting to see what is popular before changing his weapon.
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>>718492007
You have to want it so bad that it just happens.
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>>718492423
i think our ideas of pain are different for this case
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>>718492530
Enough of your sacrilegious chicanery. The scythe is the ONLY true weapon of death. Nothing else serves, and it is DISHONEST BLASPHEMY to imply otherwise.

>>718492608
That has never made anything happen in my life.
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>>718492685
I am already a heretic. blasphemy doesn't add much to my list.
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>>718492785
True, you can't be executed twice.
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Oh that reminds me I should ask kaz or Killerfish to draw a crusader katia. She'll be the most incompetent crusader ever, which is a tough gig since I believe the second crusade sacked the people who initially asked for a crusade to help them.
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>>718492685
I don't think I have waited more than a day to shoot a gun I purchased. Urge to test "investment" too strong. Break that bitch down and put in a backpack?
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>>718493011
I'm not sure it could fit in my backpack, even disassembled. And I couldn't cart it around in another container without arousing suspicion.
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>>718493102
new backpack time : ^ )
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Some russian dude told FBI that Trump pissed on a hooker, reddit calls for his impeachment immediately.
FBI and CIA say they cant give us evidence that russia hacked everybody but we should totally believe them
NBC/CNN run this as real news while simultaneously warning about the wiles of fake news
I cant fucking even
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>>718493264
If I'm being honest, I don't want to shoot it that badly. I've gone shooting several times since my purchases, and those outings aren't as exhilarating as I'd hoped. Not that I regret my purchases - they're among the most important things I own - but shooting isn't valuable to me as an end to itself, except as an aid to competence (which I could hardly improve with a rifle at my tiny local range anyway).
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>>718493453
You confined to indoor range (I HATE indoor range you feel so pressured to get done fast and it's loud and smokey)? I felt that way towards handguns at first, I always loved rifles and shotguns. As time went on and I got more competent with pistols, it grew on me. I guess I still don't enjoy pistol shooting except as a means to test and reinforce my skill.
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>>718493925
Yeah, I live in philly. Of course I'm confined to an indoor range.

I think shooting without intent doesn't feel valuable to me. Paper isn't an enemy.
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My hands do get cold easily.
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what about shooting items
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>>718494435
mine too man
circulation sux
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I only want to shoot people.

>>718494435
>>718494475
I'll keep both of you warm/.
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>>718494022
ooooo buddy. My most enjoyable time is setting up random trash of the month out at ~400 yards in the field and seeing what happens. Also clay shooting with shotgun is a probably universal joy.
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I'm just happy he gets to make himself look like even more of a dumb ass on Twitter.
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>>718494538
I'd rather jump into a fire, thanks.
>>718494475
Just gotta keep em in your pockets mang.
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>>718494538
just content yourself to wait for the coming political war.
I cant say race war cause the white libs will try to join blacks if it were the case so it'd turn into a l-v-r war.
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>>718494696
what if im not wearing pants
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>>718494696
I'll throw you in, faggot.

>>718494553
I've gone skeet shooting before. I hated it because I was bad at it. I think it'd be ecstasy if I hadn't been bad.

>>718494767
and I'm not white anyway.
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>>718494572
is that before during or after causing a 4 billion dollar drop in Lockheed Martin with a sentence limited to less than 120 characters.
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>>718494825
Be sure to wear your arm warmers and thigh high socks.
>>718494856
You're the real faggot, Mr. "I've had gaysex."
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>>718494856
you are white where it matters, in the nationalism.
you can fight with us but if we win they might try and purge both of us.
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>>718494945
I mean, I can't really deny that.

>>718495039
civic nationalism is a false hope.

if the race war occurs, I will shoot some darkies and then hide in the hills. I might shoot myself. There is no place for me in a pure country.
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>>718494856
Try trap, it's easier (or so they say). I enjoy being bad at both and trying to improve.
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If there is every a political war: I say California should grant citizenship to every illegal alien as long as they kill 3 right wing loons.

>>718494939
You don't follow the stock market that much do you?
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>>718495238
I don't know what the difference is.

>>718495259
Good thing mexicans can't fucking aim.
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>>718494435
same, it's awful. But my feet get hot REALLY fucking quickly, and I end up having to vent those fuckers like reactor cores so uh
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>>718495405
if betty singleton gets married, is she actually betty takenton
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>>718495127
no shooting yourself, we can just make a gay anarcho-commune.
>>718495259

Monday, 12 Dec 2016 | 10:32 AM ET | 05:30
President-elect Donald Trump took a swipe at Lockheed Martin's F-35 program Monday morning, saying the cost was "out of control."

Shares of the aerospace company dropped more than 4 percent in early trade, but then recovered some of those losses, ending the day about 2 percent lower.

After the tweet, the company's market value initially dropped $4 billion.

The impact of Trump's tweet,
per character,
was more than $28 million.

http://www.cnbc.com/2016/12/12/lockheed-martin-shares-drop-after-trump-says-f-35-program-too-expensive.html
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>>718495577
you're white enough that whatever is left of america needs you. I embrace my own exile.
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>>718495259
We'd most likely have no part in it. Californians as a whole don't really care what goes on in the rest of the country, considering we have a large enough economy to be our own country.
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>>718495127
You don't have the right to call me a fagioli
>>718495405
I have slight hyperhidrosis with my feet. Nothing severe, but still, always a lil sweaty. I can agree with your feeling sometimes.
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>>718495695
yeah but I'm not going to reproduce, I'm already corrupted.
they'll have to go on without me.
>>718495711
*silicon valley has a large enough economy to be its own country
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>>718495870
My expertise is beyond reproach.

>>718495890
You're just straight enough to persist.
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>>718496016
nein.
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>>718495387
skeet is where the clay goes across your field of view very fast, left to right or right to left. Trap it starts in the center of your field and goes to a random direction, but not nearly as extreme left-right. I can see why trap is easier but for some reason I'm better at skeet.
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>>718496016
That's why I need you, the expert in faggotry, to cover up the holes in my knowledge.
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>>718495890
Well yeah. New York City supports almost the entire state of New York, Dallas and Houston for Texas, Seattle for Washington etc etc. Not much of an argument there katia.
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>>718496078
This isn't negotiable. Every white WOMAN is valuable...and monogamy is essential to the long term stability of social bonds. Meaning every white MAN is valuable as well.

>>718496203
I have no idea which one I was shooting.

>>718496232
You honestly are tossing me a freebie with this one and I am refusing to take it because I am disciplined and virtuous and a drunken contrarian.
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gay
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>>718496432
Fucking
Alcoholic
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>>718496432
did the targets come from behind you/out of your vision? Or could you see the thrower directly in front of you ~20 yards?
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>>718496594
I've just made a new drinking game. It involves taking a drink every time you call me an alcoholic.

>>718496665
let's go with the former. If I could see the thrower, I was too stupid to notice it.
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>>718496432
julian
vaginas.
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>>718496713
You'll become an alcoholic at that rate.
I'm off to play gaems
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>>718496742
We all must make sacrifices for white america. Mine is exile, if not death. Be grateful that yours is more benign.

>>718496779
There's another one.

Have fun, darling.
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>>718495577
You seem confused, I'm not disputing that it dropped and it's kind of silly that you felt the need to link that. But it also gained a nice little percentage chunk throughout the year for basically no reason, probably because of hype around how many nations were going to be buying the F-35. Then people got scared and for no reason. Those programs are largely already underway and you can't exactly just stop them. Trump ain't going to do shit to Lockheed.

>>718495711
I'm pretty sure California would have to care, it'd be targeted one way or another.
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>>718497189
I mean we're all a bunch of rowdy cunts but we mainly just yell at each other, less so other people.
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>>718497189
ok but we were talking about his twitter.
it is powerful.
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>>718497400
oakland
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>>718497412
And he can (and does) still make himself look like a dumbass on it. I'm not sure how those things are contrary to each other. Every president's words are powerful, written or spoken. That doesn't give them some kind of intellectual immunity.
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>>718497727
Nobody was debating intellect. Impact was the topic, I believe.
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>>718497829
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frotting is very unappreciated
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>>718497727
thank for that shit tier image, faglord.
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>>718497829
>>718494572
Uh, no. Considering I was the one who stated that originally.
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>>718497950
Oh, you're right. Never mind. You two have been discussing different things all along.
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not my fault dev is dumb
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>>718496713
you did skeet then.
>>718497189
>got scared for no reason
The project is hugely over budget. It's late.
Then Canada cancels it.
Then the US Navy cancels two carrier's worth of orders.
Then the media goes all apeshit about how a ground support/multirole lost in a simulation to a dedicated fighter.
THEN the president of the largest customer says he wants to cancel it.

Average stock trader sees a lot of negativity (deserved or not) around this company's biggest product perhaps?
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The way I see it, as a neutral boy who disagrees with both parties, is I just gotta wait 4 years and hope that someone capable runs then.

>>718497465
is a shite city, yes. Your point?

>>718497931
Not true, I appreciate the FUCK out of it. It's also mainly what I do since anal is so much work and I'm lazy.
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>>718498361
Duly noted.

>>718498383
Someone capable ran in 2016. Fortunately, he won.
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>lazy sex
jeebus nigga
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I'd rather just do oral if time is an impediment to anal. Frotting is too egalitarian.
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>>718498445
that's uh, that's subjective

>>718498467
TAKING OFF YOUR PANTS MAKING OUT AND RUBBING DICKS IS A LOT EASIER THAN CLEANING+LOOSENING+LUBING+CLEANING SAID LUBE AFTERWARDS
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I love not having to worry about that
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>>718498725
what're u, not gay?
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>>718498756
do your partners possess autocleaning assholes or something

>>718498725
so is all perception. Honestly, trump could run the country into a crater and I'd probably still support him right up until he lost in 2020. Victory is virtue.
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>>718499003
no the egalitarian bit

I'm so good looking I can pretty much get away with treating everyone like a whore
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>>718499138
treating everyone like a whore makes you more attractive, depending on your target audience
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if your gonna be gay make a night of it, man
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>>718498975
I didn't say I didn't like the thought of it, I didn't even say I didn't like the act because the very sparse few times I've done it, I have enjoyed it. I'm just a lazy cunt.
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>>718499331
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>>718499251
well yeah but see that audience isn't really attractive to me

I need a challenge
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Honestly, once you've been with someone for...what 6 years now, you just get so used to it that it's not really that important anymore. Like it's still important but not to the degree where it's like "YEAH I'M GETTIN LAID LET'S MAKE A NIGHT OUT OF IT"

y'know?
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>>718499596
That is how male sexuality functions in general.

>>718499633
I cannot imagine interacting with a human being intimately for 6 years. I can barely handle it for a week.
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>>718499626
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>>718499633
holy fuck real advice where the fuck did this come from
>relationship highfive
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>>718499722
That's why you're a cunt subby (^:

>>718499785
thanks fam
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barry might be in a long relationship but he's still just a californian.
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note to self: dump gf after 5 years
>>718499723
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at least he isn't a LESBIAN
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>>718500013
I'm like prime cunt. I don't even want what you have because I'd hate it, but I'm still jealous of it. I am jealousy made manifest; actually, I should've made that my FMA avatar instead of greed.
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nice meme
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>>718500134
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>>718499626
what's the source on this one?
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coast people are weird. THAT INCLUDES KATIA
>>718500181
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>>718500292
you're not wrong
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did I kill it
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>>718500169
oh
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>>718498361
>The project is hugely over budget. It's late.

You mean like every new frame that's ever come out?

> Average stock trader sees a lot of negativity (deserved or not) around this company's biggest product perhaps?

I mean, that's basically what I said.
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>>718500292
hey, I'm not a coast people!
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sf r u jealous of people who aren't jealous
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I am going to go to bed before I begin confessing to murders or something.
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I'm coast to coast.
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>>718501137
I'll never tell where the bodies are hidden though
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quick someone pick a letter between a-z
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y
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p for penis
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alpha or omega
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t for taint
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>>718501444
is this the one you want me to put a mistletoe on
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>>718501503
Sure.
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yall suck
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A for am is a faggot
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y..you too...
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It's really sad seeing a floor littered with depressed passed out drunk Alabama fans.
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>>718502160
don't say mean things!!!
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>>718502309
NO BULLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>718502195
ROLL TIDE XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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I watched as the most big burly redneck men you could imagine struggled to keep their screams from becoming sobs.

It was delicious.
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http://grrm.livejournal.com/515302.html?thread=25561062#t25561062

this fat mother fucker
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>>718501682
20 billion hours
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>>718502893
this can't be real
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>Whoa, hey guys.
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>>718503106
Amazing.
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>>718501791
I should go try out the new character.
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>>718503150
Unfortunately.
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>>718503299
it was actually a 2300$ commission.
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we all know that George has no plans on continuing the books and thank god because they sucked
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>>718503150
what are you talking about
I dont want to read large ass shit about football
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...okay
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>>718503658
at the bottom it goes on to someone whos supposed to be George RR Martin talking about how he's never going to finish writing game of thrones
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Time to get squeaky clean, toodles.
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>>718503729
its true a feast for crows made me viscerally angry. the ending was cringeworthy
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>>718503970
what about it bothered you though
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Hey, everybody, if you've ever jacked off to a pic by Adam Wan I just want to tell you he had sex with a minor. Alright see ya.
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I stepped on a Bee today and got stung.
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>>718504636
>But who gives a shit?
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>>718504195
Over half the fucking book is following Brienne trying to find Sansa. Last half of the book is a agonizing grind of treachery and villainy and right when things are so bad it looks like it might be getting better, he literally raises a character from the dead just so he can kill a character in what amounts to nothing but a misunderstanding.

And who does he kill??
>Brienne

Fuck. Him. Fuck him for wasting my god damn time. Fuck this stupid shock value writing of his. At least the series put an epic feel to this bullshit. The way she dies just fucking infuriates me and the book ends. Then everyone wants to spoil it for me "she's not ACKSHUALLY dead just yet"
NO fuck off I'm done caring
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>>718504636
Don't walk around barefoot when outdoors?
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>>718504779
Thanks for giving a shit anon :)
>>718504828
But i was sunbathing.
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>>718505071
Hey man, how are you?
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hey buff-kun

I am sorry for your pain.
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>>718504907
>not having a trusty pair of thongs next to the chair
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>>718501444
more like t for trips t.b.h. family
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>>718505161
I don't even remember the last time it happened to me. It's weird how you can feel the venom pulsing with your heartbeat.
>>718505191
Jokes on you I don't have a chair, used a beach towel.
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>>718505457
point stands, flip flops or thongs or whatever you want to call them, are useful
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>>718505457
oh well, baking soda perhaps? At least you aren't alergic.
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>>718505665
Yeah but that requires spending money i don't need to. One sting in fucking 20yrs is not a reason to get thongs.
>>718505708
Nah ice did the trick very well. It's just a minor annoyance i got stung.
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last time I got stung a wasp got mad at me for mowing the grass

mother fucking bugs
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Last time I got stung I think I was hiking or something, near a river

>>718505887
but they're also good for wearing around the house if you're a lazy cunt and forget to vacuum cough cough or for taking out the garbage but you don't feel like putting actual shoes on because you're just taking out the trash
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>>718506586
Wasps are a whole level above bees when it comes to little flying stinging things.
How'd that go?
>>718506719
I still go barefoot. The tiles are cold and i keep my house clean. What king of sty do you live in?
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last time I got stung I sprayed every nest and killed ery wasp I found on that job from then on.
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>>718503313
they're pretty neat, just played a game where nobody played her though
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>>718507308
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