Welcome to the crossroads /b/, I'm your humble servant.

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>>718443242
i want to leave this place, please.

give me the power to strike down the shitposters and roleplayers of /b/

>>718443386
Try again friend, rolling is free.

i refuse to believe that there's a bad side to you paying for me getting a steam game. So do it you cuck. rollerino

>>718443418
roll for excalibur shitposter bane

>>718443520
Sorry, better luck on the next roll, wish harder.

I want the future I dreamed but never worked toward

>>718443801
I want to make that happen, but I need dubs foist.

I wish to go back to 2005.

>>718443242
roll for being the best guitar player there ever was

>>718444043
I could make that happen easily partner, but I need dubbs.

>>718443242
I wish to control the will individuals.

>>718444211
Ahhhh those are what I'm looking for, you may control individuals named William, bill or simply will.

>>718443242
I wish to become a successful blues musician. In return I will trade my already traded soul.

>>718444423
There seems to be a conflict of interests, it says you ready traded your soul to a co worker of mine.

>>718443242
I wish that my dick has feelings, please

I want immeasurable wealth and powers beyond what anyone can comprehend.

>>718444729
I want to make it happen but you need to get me some dubbs

I want to know everything

>>718444804
Wish harder my friend, I believe in your ambition

>>718444896
REROLLING !!!!!

>>718445050
I really want to make this happen for you my mortal friend
:)

what's the price op?

>>718444640
Is your office in the astral plane? If so then I might have worked out a nonverbal contract with a friend of yours.

>>718445148
Nothing really, wouldn't know it's missing.

>>718445184
You'll have to fill out the proper forms and get him to sign it and it must be notarized.

>>718445535
Does that include a $5 gift card to hot topic?

>>718445661
You've done this before haven't you?

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gimme 500 € on steam

>>718445843
Give me dubbs

>>718445938
here are the dubs

500 € on steam

>>718446020
Try again, I believe in you.

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i want the foot fetish cunts that keep posting on /b/ to piss off

i wish /b/ goes back to the way it was

>>718446212
Please keep rolling like your life depends on it.

i wish to know the price boss

I just want a smile

ROLLL

>>718446299
Your soul, thanks for the dubbs.

>>718446313
Reroll :(

is it over now?>>718446388

i wish to get my sould back

>>718446394
I want you to smile too, keep wishing

I want the power to levitate when ever i want.

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>>718446511
Sorry no refunds but here's a gift card

>>718445823
A blues man can get in to anywhere.

i wish to be able to read minds

>>718446631
thanks dad also if i lost it why not go for 1 million dollars aye

I want the power to mind control anyone.

>>718446718
r o l l

>>718446669
HOLY TRIPS

>>718446777
HOLY DOUBLE TRIPS

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Whatever

I wish Trump Makes America Great Again

>>718446722
It is yours, but you can only use your gift in a vegetative state

>>718443242
give me the ability to see in the future

while i'm at it gimme some o' dat knowledge for everything

op dies for good

>>718446777
>HOLY TRIPS
eh? when did >>718446669 become trips?

>>718446935
Try again, I really want you to know everything

i wish i could turn into a werewolf at will

>>718443242
I just want the motivation and drive to do something with my life

>>718446777
Why did you waste your trips? How will I know who can claim these trips?

>>718447002
also i got dubs on 1 million dollars op thanks

I need 100 million dollars USD

I want to fuck Mia

>>718446935
rolling my reply

>>718447141
Everyone you know and love is going on a cruise, and they have revised their wills to leave you as the soul heir.

OP how do i activate my newly discovered power?

>>718447250
Reroll

1 million dollars

>>718447283
And again

i wish a working maus tank would appear in my back yard

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>>718447079
Re-roll for my only wish

>>718447300
You got it!

>>718443242
I need a few ligaments back to normal. I could have been a contender...

>>718447274
Here's what you do, get a frying pan, or any heavy object really, and begin hitting the ole noggin until you see stars, it should boot up some time after that.

>>718447330
Please.

I would like to have an old Jaguar. Like the 80's XJ.

>>718447411
Holy shit yes

>>718447334
rereoll

>>718443242
Help me get my money situation in order. I'm tired of being broke.

>>718447420
Rerolll

>>718443242

I wish OP was raped by 50 niggers and dies of super aids.

>>718447458
Please, I'm rerolling for my sanity

>>718447440
fuck all i want is the tank reroll

>>718447300
A briefcase falls off the back of a shady looking vehicle in your near future, wait for it in the ghetto dressed as a clown.

>>718447265
i don't get this also there's no sea here so fun times amirite

>>718447528
Fuck I need help, please grant wishing humble servant

>>718443242
I wish to live forever young.

I wish I can be the richest person in monetary terms in the world

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGT01_e6m3Q
dubs for hiphop

>>718447525
You die of super aids, and if I were you, I'd start locking my doors

>>718447597

roll

please motivate me to lose finally lose weight.
trying to do so since 3 years.

>>718447533
OP WHERE IS MY TANK

i wish to know why op is a faggot

>>718447569
Try again, I'm on your side.

>>718447572
roll

>>718447656
It's being delivered to your location via "air mail"

>>718447533
>>718447440
>>718447334
op did not deliver op is a faggot

>>718447700
What would complete your life?

>>718443242
I wish OP free of his servitude :)

i wish that op comes and tells me the dankest meme in 2018

>>718447743
op its too heavy to be in a plane i wished it would appear in my back yard op did not deliver op is a faggot

>>718447796
What i rerolled for to live forever young.

>>718447794
The second two on your list are not dubbs. Your wish is revoked for being a massive cunt.

>>718447355
Why am I unheard?

>>718443242
I want more money. I need a girl in my life

>>718447877
Stand outside and wait for me, I will meet you in an hour.

>>718447935
You may reroll, waste of a wish really.

sex with a sexy lady

>>718447945
r

>>718447890
op is still a faggot

>>718443242
I wish the bourgeoisie away.

>>718447945
Just a girl then.

op kills himself

>>718448013
I still need dubbs, you're not very good at this are you?

>>718448050
roll

>>718443242
Tally ho! The fox!

skinny little girl gonna come my way

>>718448071
roll

>>718448112
1 off again.
Roll

>>718448066
Goodbye mr devil

>>718443242
i want some beer, but i guess im gonna get it anyways because we are going to the pub

>>718448066
You didn't read the fine print friend, you wasted someone else's wish

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>>718447890
the post with the wish was a dubs op is a massive faggot

>>718448004
Fine, I'll wish for something stupid then

I wish for the power to throw lightning bolts like the almighty Zeus

>>718448144
op grants you his wish but you will die in 15 days

>>718448173
It is not. These are not the dubbs we seek.

I just want to be fucking happy for the rest of my life.. that's my only wish..

>>718448264
Reroll once to hope for dubs

>>718448300
you got it but you will die in 1 hour :/

>>718448183
I am legally bound to inform you that while that power is available the bolts only come out of your ass.

>>718443242
I want a better job

>>718448355
What would you like friend?

i want op to stop being a faggot

I wish you would give me 30k

>>718448396
Reroll

>>718448445
And I want newfags such as yourself to go back to work in the sodomy mines.

what is the true religion op

>>718448499
Your job will be available in one week.

>>718448553
roll

>>718448553
I want to tell you

1 TRILLION DOLLARS

>>718448604
roll

>>718448479
30k

I want to legally earn at least a million dollars.

I also want to be the best Clarinet player ever, because fuck yeah clarinet.

>>718448553
rolling

>>718448553
roll 2.0

>>718448648
30 kkk

i wish to fuck your mom

op is gone

>>718448355
As long as it's an hour filled happiness I don't care

I want to fuck OP in da ass!!
Second wish, throatfuck him til he bleeds!

>>718448678
So your second wish is to be a faggot!?

>>718447092
I claim them

Make me the lizard king. There is no such thing as coincidence in this perceived, collective life.