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Ask someone currently fucking one of these anything.

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Ask someone currently fucking one of these anything.
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why black one?
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How annoying is it to clean and what powder do you use?
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>>718433599
why isn't the pussy that disgusting purple color that black human pussies are?
Also does it have ingrown pube bumps?
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>>718433599
does it feel good?
are you a virgin, if not does it feel like the real deal?
price?
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>>718433599
How pathetic is your life that you wound up buying this
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>>718433658
I generally prefer to fuck black women, but not always possible.
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Does it smell like shea butter?
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>>718433599
How much was it and you got a vid fucking it?
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>>718433716
why not? if it feels good on your dick why wouldnt you but it? Just because you own one of these doesnt mean you cant fuck irl or have a gf. my gf have a dildo, and i have a fleshlight. noting wrong with that.
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have your belongings started going missing?
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>>718433599
rate yourself! How ugly are you.
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>>718433599
can you give me $20 for diablo 3?
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>>718433599
are you blind?
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>>718433671
Easy enough. The hole goes all the way through, clean it in the shower. DOn't use powder,
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Have you pretended it's Condoleezza's pussy?
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>>718433673
They cost extra.
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did you name her
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>>718433599
I got mine used from the dumping grounds. You wouldn't believe what some people throw away!
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>>718433946
Does the material tear without powder?
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>>718433673
>purple
best black pussy is pink nigga
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Dat ass is pretty small for a black one
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>>718433599
Thought about getting one of these. Or a mouth and pussy masturbator.
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>>718433675
Really good, much better than standard masturbation. It doesn't feel like real sex, but it's a nice halfway house.
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How much EBT did it cost you?
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>>718434062
thats because the only white pussy you have had is fat white girls.

I'm sorry, but purple pussy is just disgusting. it looks like you're sticking your cock into a pile of stewed plums.
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>>718433716
It's fine. The reason I own this is that one of my female friends was saying how it's pathetic that girls can openly own all sorts of vibrators and stuff, but men aren't supposed to have and sex aids.

She basically said that I should get a blow up doll and give no shits about it. I ended up with this instead, which feels better and is easier to fuck.
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>>718434192
>it looks like you're sticking your cock into a pile of stewed plums.
...and the problem with that is...?
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>>718434304
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>>718433599
you just had to get the black one. racist
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What pornstar is it modeled after?
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>>718433769
Yes, I rub it all over before starting.
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white women are degenerate, go black. They also know how to take care of children
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>>718433784
£ 36.89, and no video.
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>>718433599
Where is the corpse of Jimmy Hoffa?
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>>718434297
Get a girlfriend, fuck her........
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>>718434451
link?
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>>718433850
No, I don't let anyone from Liverpool in my house.
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>>718433891
5 or 6 depending on the day. If I dress as a woman I can hit 7, but I need make up help for that.
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>>718433914
No, but to be honest it's not that great
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>>718434423
if white women are degenerate then what does that say about the ignorant porch monkeys that swoon over them in droves? also, if black women knew how to take care of children there wouldn't be riots in the fucking streets every night caused by imbecilic teenagers that were raised by these inbred fuckfaces. kys cunt
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>>718433918
No, but I've been short sighted since I first started to masturbate.
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Has it told you about the 8kids from the 8 different unidentified men?
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>>718433970
No, my go to list is Serena Williams, Gina Torres, Beyonce and Janet Jackson.
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>>718433996
No, she's whoever I think about at the time.
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>>718434008
Life hack, you can also pick up condoms from there, and as a bonus you know they have been tested.
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Have you ever shared it with a friend?
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>>718434024
Use the fucking powder. Fucked up my fleshlight cus i was too lazy to use it.
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>>718434024
The asshole has, but very little on the pussy. This was cheap, so I'm not that bothered if it does. If I had a doll, I'd look after that better than a woman.
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Is it cold?
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>>718434101
Depending on what you want, it might be worth getting both.This simulates sex, which is what I want most of the time, but the masturbators make normal jacking better, which some prefer.
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>>718434171
I've no idea what that is.
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>>718434192
Nothing wrong with fat white girls, especially if you like anal.
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>>718434355
The doll I'm thinking of getting is white, my quest for a solo orgasm cares not for colour.
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>>718435383
fair enough
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>>718434385
None, it's too cheap for that.
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>>718433599
Can u gift me? Argentina jujuy san salvador de jujuy cp 4600 av jose de la iglesia 1848 dpto 11 Nadia Molina dni 32632056
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>>718434463
Under the Cerne Abbas Giant.
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>>718434471
You realise you can have both right?
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>>718433599
>>718433599
How much? And where?
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>>718434495
Item is no longer available, but was from Ali Express.
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>>718434709
No, we don't really speak about your mother since her ass got too loose for me.
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>>718434889
No, but I've fucked it in front of the female friend who is responsible for me getting it.
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>>718434192
Fat white girls give the best head
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>>718435003
At first, it soon warms up.
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>>718435638
No, sorry.
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>>718433599
why not just buy a hooker and do the real thing instead of this thing?
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>>718436445
I don't know about best, but I've never had a bad blowjob from a fat white girl.
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>>718436730
STD's
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>>718433599
Pics OP
also show if it has an asshole
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>>718436730
This cost me £36, and can be fucked daily for that one off price, a hooker is at least £80-100 unless I chance a streetwalker again and that's an hour.

This is for masturbation, hookers are a once in a while treat.
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>>718433599
Even your fuckdoll is a used up roastie
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pics
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What size is it, say compared to the real thing?
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>>718433599
>Ask someone currently fucking one of these anything.

Why are you such an amateur?
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>>718438466
Turn her over, show pussy, and timestamp

Also, how much did you pay for this?
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>>718438466
nice, wm 140?
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>>718438466
How long has it been since you had real pussy?

Does she have a name?

What's your height & weight?

Why did you buy it?

How much did it cost?

Does anyone in real-life know you have that?
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>>718438466
Why are you such a beta?
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>>718438466
Goes through the effort of showing his wife, says ama and doesn't reply to genuine questions.
Why'd I even bother?
>>718438733
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Where did you find a severed black pelvis? Inquiring minds want to know.
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>>718439224
give me a minute dude.
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>>718438435
Small, child size.
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>>718438466
Because they are fucking expensive.
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>>718439224
technically he was just mocking OP
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>>718439279
See>>718438574
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>>718438574
here you go. $2kish
>>718438587
wm161
>>718438733
Had real pussy from a 10 year relationship from 2003 to 2013. 16 to 26 years old. I got fucked over. Never want to deal with a woman again.
Her name is Judy. As in Big Booty Judy.
Her height is 5'1", and she weighs 99 lbs
This is my third one bought it because I love fucking dolls. Its a fetish for me always has been. even in the said ten year relationship I was in, I was fapping to videos of guys fucking dolls. As soon as we broke up, I bought my first one.
It cost $2kish.
1 friend knows. He approves. And hes my insurance policy. If something should happen to me, he knows what to do.
>>718438790
meh. whatever
>>718439224
I didnt even say ama though. I was quoting the OP.
>>718439374
Mine is 5'1" brother.
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>>718440475
Define 'got fucked over'? What happened?
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>>718433599
Is it secured to a table? Are you typing one-handed?
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>>718440701
Meh we both got fat after highschool.
I was happy being a fat couple.
Fast forward 2013, She went on a crash diet, Lost like 60 lbs, started getting attention from dudes. Mean while Im still like 70 lbs over weight and sped my days sitting on the couch in my underwear playing The Last of Us.

I just popped a viagra so I wont stop after 1 nut. About to spend the next four or five hours ravaging this ass. And when my dick eventualy goes down, Ill be taking another.

Later /b/
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>>718440984
No, it's on a pillow on my bed. I was typing one handed, finished now though.
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>>718441207
Do they just smell like rubber? I like how women smell.
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>>718433599
Does life really boil down to guys putting our dicks into holes?
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>>718441676
Pretty much yeah. Mine is pic related
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>>718441207
Do they come with the piercings or did you add them?
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>>718441676
Basically.
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>>718441676

For guys who are basic af, yeah. For actual men, no. It's just a nice byproduct of aspiring toward co-creating a better world.
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>>718433599
Put a horsehair tail on that thing & I'm goin' to town on it!
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>>718442307
Brony detected

Welcome to /b/
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>>718440475
probably because you're a fat sack of shit that spends $2k on fake flesh to fuck.

And you wonder why you "got fucked over"
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>>718433671
corn starch after clean up.
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>>718433599
It will STILL manage to get pregnant.
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>>718441804

That's nice. I got one too. A tad tight, but still awesome.
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>>718442054
If every woman that every man wanted immediately gave herself to him, could we still have a meaningful existance?
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>>718442979

You'd have to split a bunch of women into pieces and there would be a lot of leftovers.
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>>718433599
You ever creampie that puss and then eat it? That would be fucking hot
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>>718433599
>currently fucking one of these
How do you post and keep the rhythm going?
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>>718443333
As soon as I cum, my desire to eat cum vanishes, which is fucking annoying.
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>>718443396
on my knees. Not the quickest responses mind.
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>>718443614
I'll eat your cum baby
Can you show me a pic of your sweet cock?
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do you eat your own cum out of it after fucking it ?
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>>718441207

Where did you buy it?
Did you have to pay import duties?
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>>718433673
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>>718443711
Neat!
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>>718444304
Ali Express, no import fee.
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