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Australia thread? Ausfags what you up to?

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Australia thread?
Ausfags what you up to?
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designing drones, but no one seems to care about my revolutionary new design so when your all burning ill be flying away in my drone
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Nothing much. Just wrestling with giant venomous spiders while rabid roos try to kick in my door.
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>>718418896
i killed a kangaroo with a samurai sword once, it was pre cool
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>>718418896
fckn srs?
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>>718418745
Aus fags where you guys from
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>>718419178
from Aus
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>>718419246
yes im an ausfag and can confirm im from aus
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anyone know any tumblr cross dressers in melbourne that I can contact?

>>718419178
melbourne.
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>>718419178
Sydney cunt
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>>718418745
Hanging out at my girlfriends house, uts fucking hot tonight lads
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>>718419178
Out where the river broke
The bloodwood and the desert oak
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Ausfag here. Can confirm am from Aus
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>>718419178
Gold Coast
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drinking

its too hot today

tomorrow supposed to be worse

50-50 might chuck a sickie
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>>718419521
Get in and send pics
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>>718419178
The Mountains
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Bloomin' onion
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>>718418820
u can't fly drone in australia because the eagles fucking hate shit in their airspace
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>>718419571
real australians dont drink, ever. period.
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>>718419664
Fuck you
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>>718419759
Fuckin what cunt?
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>>718419759
Yeah rightio
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>>718419759
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Oh yeah I'm making some sausages on the bbq

definitely not from New Zealand
no
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>>718419796
>>718419798
>>718419867

hate all you want, its the truth
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>>718419926
Those are some late night snags man, fuckin hell

I haven't had dinner yet... fuck
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I'm on a farm in NZ on my Christmas holidays. Oh wait I'm a kiwi...
Fuck you, you dingo cunts!
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adelaide cunt
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>>718420046
wtf did u jus say u cunt wtf is rong wit u i swer to fukn god ill bash u cunt fuk me jesus christ almighty wat a fuckn wombat ya mother would be ashamed of you you piece of shit fuk me dead
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>>718419999
Sweet quad titties
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>>718420129
How many cunts did you kill today?
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>>718418745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg5j1bzm2c8
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>>718420178
Chur bro
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>>718419867
HAHAHA back to Melbourne with you.
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>>718419543
Kek
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Whats the best city in Australia? I need a place to travel by caravan
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Phillip island cunnys
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5082 standing by
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>>718418745
Watching porn with my wife waiting for her new rabbit vibrator to charge.
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>>718420739
go from melbourne to the gulf of carpentaria
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>>718418745
This cunt is stuck in Kalgoorlie Western Australia. Any other bum fuck nowhere aussies on here?
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>>718420739
Look up the Great Ocean Road, fucking brilliant m8.
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>>718420897
That's the way to do it, get that rabbit charged
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>>718420943
Im not the anon who you replied to but fuck thats big on my bucket list
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New internet, 2640 here
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Brisbane here
smoking a mix wishes it wasnt going to be hot all week
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Ausfag here from Brisbane
Trying to devise a plan to kill giant cunt of a rat. set off 3 fucking massive traps on 4 diffrent occasions with no results, I know how massive he is cause I can hear the Fucker walking around at night, don't want to poison as will fucking stink like shiet for weeks until I find him,
on the other hand cunt is literally eating my bed
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>>718421465
i have a plan for you friend, stay tuned
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>>718419520
Ayyyy
Fuck me Sydney is expensive
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>>718421465
Burning the whole house down generally works
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>>718418745

Brisbane reporting in. Smoking some weed, watching AGDQ in the air con cause it is still to fucking hot!
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>>718421465
Sure it aint a fuckin possum?
Would explain the escapes.
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>>718421508
Unbelievably expensive. Dont reccomend
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>>718421556
Grew up here, CBF moving elsewhere. Oh well.
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>>718421551
can confirm is the most giant cunt rat I've ever seen
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>>718421465
heres ur trap, thank me whenever
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>>718421556
sucks if you're into riding bikes too.
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Im seeing family in sydney. How can you fuckers live in this shit.
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>>718419543
since no one else did ill do it

nice one mate, fuckin bitta midnight oil
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>>718419555
me too anon
broadbeach
you?
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>>718421675
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>>718421687
Aircon, mainly.
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>>718421745
4220, Burleigh
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>>718421678
If you like riding bikes i hear Canberra has lots of trails and bike paths
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>>718421465
Ambush it, with food.

I once flogged a magpie in the face with a nun chuck because it kept shitting on my washing.

Some food in the left hand, nunchuck in the right, that magpie didn't know what hit it. I'm not sure how exactly but the other magpies learned from it, and ones I didn't flog with a bit of wood wouldn't come near me afterward, where they would before.

Fuck magpies.
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3931 checking in.
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Your future PM here. Hello, anons.
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>>718421889
Mornington yeah?
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>>718422005
how fast can you down a pint tho?
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>>718422005
bob kater?
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>>718422044
Too right
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>>718422080
3922 here. Your neighbor across the bay
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>>718421828
Canberra is a mad spot for riding.

Also smoking billies, because there is not a lot else to do.
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>>718422045
Like Bob Hawke.
From SA, Carlton Draught, my time was 6.7 seconds.
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>>718422109
Fuck. The other bay.

How are the tourists treating you
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>>718419178
Emerald queensland fucking kill me i live in the middle of nowhere
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>>718418745
>tfw cutfag
>tfw my dick looks like a pathetic shrimp
>tfw no real sensation when fapping
>tfw inferior being
>tfw mankind's laughstock

Why did ((they)) do that to us? I just want to be a real man ;_;
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>>718422053
No, anon. Not Bob.
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>>718422196
Dude theyre so fucking stupid. Cunts are the worst drivers
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>>718421290
damn. prick.
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3048 checkin in
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>>718422221
Anon, I will outlaw circumcision as PM.
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>>718422221
>tfw missed quads by 1

haha you suck
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>>718422274
>>718422222
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>>718422274
>tfw when quads are not the same as quints

you also suck
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>>718422274
Quints, dick head
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46 degrees where I live tomorrow
Wish me luck
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>>718422274
You dun goofed m9
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>>718422342
u want me to quint your dick head? sounds gay af bruh
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Truckiefag driving to radelaide from Sydney
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>>718419951
Based on what shit stain?
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>>718422416
thats like 2 hours if your a sick cunt and drift the whole way
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>>718422245
farrrrrk
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>>718422416
what towns/cities do you stop in?
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>>718422416
Remember to buy and drink a Farmer's Union Iced Coffee at your first Radelaidean stop; or you're a poofter.
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Kalgoorlie district.........at your service
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>>718421465
Set one of these up you cunt.
Depending on the size of the rat you may need a bigger one.
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>>718419178
Broadmeadows, Melbourne
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>>718419759
Kek you for real?
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Fuck this threads good
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>>718421465
Cats dude, got a few for the farm and holy fuck, killing brown snakes and shit
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>>718422557
Wagga balranald mildura renmark
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>>718422612
Mmm being from Perth i'm a Browns man myself, but Farmers Union is a close runner up
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>>718422612
Fuic strong coz im hard af
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north queensldander here

sup cunts
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>>718422718
Broady Boys brah, do you go out on Friday nights to shank cunts that look at ya?
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>>718423463
Rooty Hill? Yuck.
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>>718419178
4109
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>>718419178
Perth cunt.
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Jacking off to pics of guys in uniform as always.

4500
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>>718421290
fuck it. nbn?
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>>718419543
Top kek, bendigo here, in melb for the night then back tomorrow
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>>718421465
try one of these
http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/like/262762238194?lpid=107&chn=ps

lots of asian restaurants around where I live in Brisbane... no surprise you can buy them in all the gook supermarkets
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>>718424434
Do they have these everywhere?
<
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>>718418745
Trying to avoid getting turned off by my ugly chink wife.
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>>718422714
Can confirm those cunts work
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>>718422495

You need to get yourself some NBN.
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Someone in brisbane should give me a cop uniform or something

I'm a fat cunt, so it should fit

I'll shout you a few cases of beer for it
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>>718424544
Not that many, the head office is there, they have a melb office too because they cant get any cunt to live and work here
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throw another shrimp on the barrrrbeeee
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>>718419759
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>>718418745
20/20fag here. Great game tonight
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What a proud nation!

pic related
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visiting Australia in a couple months
Sydney area
Going to stay for a couple weeks mostly to see my best friend. but she wont be able to hang out 24/7. so looking for people to hang out with or things to keep my self busy with. what do?
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>>718424755
Triggered! Fuck you cunt its a prawn not a fuckin shrimp. Real aussies eat yabbies anyway!
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Aussie is shit. Nz fag here. Saying holden is fucking shit.
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>>718424844
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4101 here...
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>>718424672
live in Canberra by any chance?
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>>718418745

Applying for new jobs on seek because my fucking job is a cunt of a fuck that has been fully infiltrated by super-massive-cunty-fuckwits who perpetually cunt up everything and are mostly a bunch of cunts.
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>>718424672
you need to not post your fucking IP address on the internet, let alone /b/
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>>718425075
see you at work bitch
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>>718418745
Been watching an Australian show, Wilfred. Australia looks like shit.
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>>718425172
reminds me when I watch babadook. SA looks trash.
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>>718425172
it kinda is
But the food is good
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>>718425075
whatcha do?
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Happened in sydney

http://theync.com/axe-attack-captured-on-cctv.htm
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>>718420046
Go fuck a sheep
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>>718421834
Yeah fuck collingwood
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Checking in from Brisbane.
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>>718426777
4155 here
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>>718426777
Nice... but you know the rules. tits or gtfo
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>>718426969
You fucking retarded m8? There's tits there but it needs a fucking timestamp
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>>718426969
4170
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Listening to records and pissing off the neighbours.
4101 represent.
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>>718427066
Wow I live like 2 suburbs away from you, wanna meet up?
21/m
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>>718419178
6155
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touching myself to two abos going at it
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Drinking the lords own emu export. 6065 reportin
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>>718427139
Wwyd?
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>>718427282
>Pull that hair
>Spank that ass
>Wouldn't make you cum and tease you till you called me daddy and begged
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Anyone here work in IT in brizzy?
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4680 tannum sands
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3073, maggots
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>>718427271
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>>718424854
Go to the pub, I always talk to random blokes
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>>718427441
Sounds about right except I can count to Centrelink not 90
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>>718427342
Yee, what are you after?
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>>718427282
>>718427338
Still down?
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2560 cunts
eshayzzzzz
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any of you sydney cunts heard of the cunt who jumped off a cliff at manly on tabs
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>>718428196
no hahaha redhot
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>>718418745
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>>718427791
On what planet do you think this girl would be posting her own pics?
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Townsville here, truest of the aus
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whats it like to live in some shithole place like canberra or pretty much anywhere other than the east coast?
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>>718428348
Dat moment of reverse image search
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>>718419178
canberra, best city in the world
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>>718428585
Such a shit moment
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>>718428699
Fosters is shit
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>>718428725
repeat dat nigga
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>>718428725
Fosters isn't even Australian
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>>718419759
fucking faggot cunt what r u on about
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2650. Wagga Wagga.

So good they named the cunt twice.

Lurker since 2006.
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4700, any cunts here
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>>718428667
Do you have a fence?
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Australia is built on immigration, other than there british masters ofcourse.
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>>718419543
How do you sleep at night?
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>>718429716
no such thing as a 'true australian' lol i mean i guess, if you're some multicultural degenerate drunk;
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How do australian guys feel about australian asian girls?
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>>718429600
yes... why?
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>>718429915
Theres a brothel near my house thats 100% only ausasains. Doesnt bother me.
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>>718426777
>>718427066

Not even the same tits you cuntrash
pull ya fucking head in you dick

You desperate degenerate fucking ass clown
erry pub is open til 2 in the morning and your tryna pull a root on 4chan

Just drink bleach raymond
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>>718429915
2wongs dont make a white
No fuck off
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3195. Melbourne is the fucking bomb, wouldn't want to live anywhere else
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>>718427741
Wondering what the job market is like here, I'm a graduate from Europe and just did the whole backpacking thing and kind of want to try seeing if I can get a job here. Any tips/recommendations?
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>>718430236
Get ur RSA and RSG u can pick up work in a bar pretty easy.
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you guys got any good Australian hentai?
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>>718430299
Fuck im a sped, didnt read >>718427342
mb mate
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>>718430236

Best tip

FUCK OFF WERE FULL
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>>718419246
Same.
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Fuck u lot!!! I'm camping out at Bunnings! SAUSAGE SIZZLE!!!!! Fuck yehhhh carrrnts!
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2582 checking in
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Matt is that you up in Sydney?
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>>718421290
not even gud
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>>718418745
>>>718421290
>not even gud
You're an absolute fucking poofter
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>>718424280
Fully sick heckik cunt gets it whatta lad, nah fuck that shit im not some sand nigger thanks
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>>718424861
I eat all 3 on the barbie actually
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Oh, you guys are from a little down under!
Is it where women glow and men plunder?

Shit, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover.
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>>718418820
Join me.
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4127 here, where can I get some uppers?
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>>718432913
Shittest cunt
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>australian thread
>mfw no cane toads
>>
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>>718433052
Hey bro im at lake dennis park on some pretty hectic shit if you wanna join me
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>>718433172
(((You)))
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>>718433477
What cunt
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Melbourne oc
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>>718432913
holy shit, is that a camera that transmits to goggles? how far can you fly it? madly want to get into this
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>>718418745
went yabbying today, caught a fuck load
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>>718433844
As far as you want it. All customisable for your needs and less than $100
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>>718418745
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