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Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>718403303 The rules

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:>>718403303

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
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cut me klonata
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Hello all! How is everyone???
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>>718412245 (Chara)
I l-love you too, Chara.
>mfw
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still here
and


>>718412245
nah premium tanks are different from regular tanks in a few ways. you can only buy specific tanks not just any tank for real money. these premium tanks train crews faster earn more money and are cheaper to repair. downsides being all the xp you earn is banked xp and these dont go up a tank line. the one i got is a tier 8 japanese medium tank. its cool
>>718412472
hi mavis
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No one can compete
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>>718412423
It's not that great. Really helps you relax, but alcohol in general taste kinda bleh. Then again, you don't drink alcohol for the taste.
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>>718412510
i still want to cum in that cup
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Hello everyone.
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Claimed
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Hello everyone! I got half an hour to kill.
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useless human being, reporting in.
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>>718412504
aww~ that's cute

Are you okay?

>>718412510
Sounds like fun and a lot less work

>>718412617
I never understand why I would drink alcohol... If I don't drink it for the taste for what else?
To forget? I won't forget. Maybe the evening, but nothing else
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>>718412762
Post lewds
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my phone auto corrects all my shitty memes now

it's great
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>>718412795
what's under the eye patch? :o
>>718412867
this
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>>718412854
Eh, you have to drink a lot to forget. I drink on occasion just to relax and let myself rant.
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>Gently shrugging off responsibilities

Winning girl Mina claimed.
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>>718412658
yeah
>>718412688
hanako. i fell asleep before you got on yesterday. i am sorry.
>>718412762
welcome then.
>>718412854
oh yes I love this thing already and my grinding has been so destroyed its amazing.

has anyone read Mahou Tsukai no Yome? im not sure of the english name but i was thinking of starting it
>>718413009
hi
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>>718412963
Another eye patch
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>>718412854
Being drunk is fun, you don't gotta get blacked out, just tipsy.
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>>718412854
http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/Fuck_you_NSA.swf
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>>718413152
and under that? :o
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>>718412795
rattle me
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>>718412911
They deserved it o:
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>>718413042
Hey there, you.

>>718412854
>I never understand why I would drink alcohol
Oh my, is Chara straightedge?
>A young, innocent person, not yet tainted by the trials and tribulations of life
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>>718413241
you deserve to die :o
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>>718413004
I don't think I'll ever get it though...
I like strawberry codka though. Tastes sweet

>>718413009
Sup Wina?

>>718413042
Oh my, that's always fun! Getting way too much exp for this

Nope, never heard of that anime/manga

>>718413194
I'm as funny sober as other people are drunk

>>718413205
>loading
shit needs long

>>718413333
Haha, I wish.
I just don't like alcohol. Instead of drinking I play games.
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>>718413333
>quads
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-squeaks and claims Ika again.- <3
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>>718413506
no one likes you
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>>718413506
-eeps and posts picture too-
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>>718413206
...An eye.
>>718413230
>Rattle?
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>>718413537
-is sorry you're unhappy and brings you a cup of darjeeling tea- <3
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>>718413468
Yes but you make me not want to o:
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>>718413042
Tomoko. No worries love, i got on late so i thought that was the case. How was your day?
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>>718413476
Its mostly about destressing a bit and letting yourself all the little things going wrong.
>>718413537
But i do
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>>718413476
I thought you would enjoy it though.
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>>718413581
now cut me
>>718413506
-jumps on you-
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>>718413476
One day m8, one day.
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>>718413333
how are you this uh whatever you are having
>>718413476
oh yes and the money i earn is absolutely ludicrous normally earn 10,00 to 15,00 for a good round. im earning about 60,000 for a good round in that thing. thanks anyways about the manga thing
>>718413506
pics?
>>718413635
yeah i fell asleep looking at my phone hoping you would get on soon. lots of nothing but thats ok
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>>718413737
-squeaks and falls over-

>>718413869
-looks sheepish-
>>718413559
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>>718413737
...I'd rather not. Don't even know who you are.
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>>718413629
I'm glad you like me so much :o
>>718413581
what's wrong with your eyes?
>>718413616
please leave the threads
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>get mail from amazon
>prepare for one bottle
>open it
>three bottles
>mfw payed for one

>>718413205
>>718413695
Why... a german song?
>because my thoughts are breaking the walls

Although, it does sound nice

>>718413669
Hmm...
hmmm...
I still don't like it. I got my vidya to flee from reality

>>718413811
They told me that ever since I turned 16
>legal to drink here when you turn 16
>legal to drink everything when 18
heck, even my friends tried to get me drunk

>>718413869
that's five to six times as much as normal!
That's fucking bonkers!
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>>718413939
Functionally speaking, nothing.
Just different colors.
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>>718413902
just kill me -_-
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>>718413899
aw i see
>>718413946
yeah its probably just the bonus and normal being x2 from the premium account. anyways i think ive tried enough to talk to someone about something thats uninteresting. thank you.
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>>718413939
Can't help it ;-;
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>>718413946
It sounded like a song of defiance. And their vocals are pretty solid.
And drinking for flavour is what I do.
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>>718413946
I played a Dark Souls drinking game with my friend,combined the two.
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>>718413939
-thinks you need a slice of blueberry cake, too and brings it to you quickly.- :<

>>718414129
o///o
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>>718414014
eye see, what anime is she from?
>>718414124
King me mai
>>718414179
you need help :o
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>>718414238
dude, seriously

grow up
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>>718414129
No problem.

>>718414184
It's more like a standing up against injustice
The dude at the starts says something along the lines:
>You are not getting out of here now
and then they start singing about their freedom to think

>>718414234
that sounds fun. Maybe I should try a drinking game once? Oh wait, I'd need a friend close enough and interested

damn
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>>718414084
MmmmNo.
>>718414243
Rewrite.
Feels odd being able to answer that in just a word.
I picked her before the anime was out, because her primary source is a visual novel.
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>>718414405
why not
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>>718414435
Why would i? As i said, don't even know you.
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>>718414243
Yes I do
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>>718414510
you should be able to tell who i am :o
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>>718414238
uh ok?
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>>718414405
oh what a cutie she is then, what is rewrite about?
>>718414517
me too :o
>>718414537
klonata?
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>>718414383
So yeah, a song of defiance. Though it feels like part of a musical.
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>>718414537
I have it narrowed down. Don't know though.
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>>718414588
slachi? :o
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>>718414588
Are you cold too?
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>>718414279
-puts a sprig of mint on top of your slice of cake to make it look extra nice-

>>718414570
^.^
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>>718414625
what is the most likely?
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>>718414632
maybe :o
>>718414704
there's no helping you

bye
>>718414679
Yeah I'm under a blanket
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>>718413476
>I just don't like alcohol
I cry like a bitch when I'm drunk, so I avoid it.
>Play games
Hey, whatever the alternative is, amiright?

>>718413477
Winners get digits.

>>718413869
It's night.
Technically, it's morning.
Regardless, I'm doing alright.
Shrugging off things I probably should be doing. You?
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>>718413869
I'm sorry, time kinda got away from me last night.
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>>718414804
Me too but it's not enough o:
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>>718414588
That's... hard to answer.
Generally speaking, it's the events happening around a certain thing that is a spoiler to really explain in anything resembling detail.
That said, i've not watched the anime because i'm an awful person, but i was getting the impression from the part i did watch that it's significantly different from the VN, so any info i have might be useless.

>>718414736
I don't know. The three people i'd guess you are all seem to be poking around so i can't guess easily.
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>>718414704
uh yeah ok
>>718414862
well im just playing tanks. what kinda stuff?
>>718414906
its fine. i wasnt up late myself
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>>718414601
That's true. Wouldn't mind seeing the musical at all. Looks rather interesting.

>>718414862
That sounds sad and I'd like to hug you when you do.

Yeah, I like the alternative much more. It's more fun and you even get a good feeling out of it when you beat bosses
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>>718414804
-wonders if you would have preferred raspberry cake and looks a little dejected. Will have to make more time.-

:<

>>718414961
.-.
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>>718414927
:o
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>>718414907
so what should you do? :o
>>718415125
Stop being a retard already -_-
>>718414927
You didn't describe anything lol
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>>718415040
i dont think i can pull a conversation from emoticon face things
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>>718415213
D:
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>>718415196
I don't know.
I can't solve this problem alone.
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>>718415372
cant fault me
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>>718415388
who is this anyways? :o
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>>718415125
Not going to tell me then?
>>718415196
Yeah, sorry. Like i said, accurately describing anything can be spoilery.
I can copy paste what people who are paid to write relatively spoiler free stuff say?
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>>718415196
stop calling me a retard -_-
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>>718415553
no:
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>>718415505
ö~
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>>718415564
you're actually stupid
>>718415634
oh whoops I'm a dingus :o

I'm just in bed still
>>718415553
He's just acting dumb, makes sense since he's literally 15 -_-
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>>718415581
I'm going with one of the lucky star twins or sachi.
That accurate?
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>>718415493
(@ . @)
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>>718415774
me too, that's why I'm on my phone.
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>>718415774
i'm not 15 and you know it -_-
>>718415835
yes :o
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>>718415863
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>>718415901
your waifu is 15 :o
>>718415869
I need a snuggle buddy ;-;
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>>718414961
>Playing tanks
Hah, should have known.
>What kinda stuff?
Schoolwork, mostly.
As for the emoticons, don't give them the time of day. You'll get nowhere talking to them.
>>718414981
>That sounds sad
It's not, in hindsight it's kinda funny, honestly.
>Hug
Eh, I'm not usually a hug person.
>Good boss feeling
I know that feeling.
It's good stuff.
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>>718416025
=v=
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>>718416083
she is -_-
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>>718414961
Still, i'm sure there is something i could do to make it up to you~.
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>>718416083
Me tooo ,-_-,
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>>718416097
i mean yeah i do it a lot. fun. ehh in between tanks why not?
>>718416098
>
>>718416248
well my shoulders and back are aching a bit. I would really appreciate a good rub
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>>718416097
>It's kinda funny honestly
I don't believe you
>I'm not usually a hug person
too fucking bad, you'll get huged when you cry in front of me
>good stuff
Yes... Dark Souls was worth it.
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>>718415901
Ok. Which?
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>>718416396
idk why but I'm really in the mood right now ;-;

wish I had you right now in bed
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>>718416397
-brings you a deviled egg made with home-made dijon mustard and sprinkled with a sparse dusting of hungarian paprika-
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>>718416397
>I do it a lot
Hey, that's great, as long as you enjoy it.
>Why not?
Eh, I guess if they're your type of person.

>>718416402
>I don't believe you
You really should, I happen to enjoy looking back at things and laughing.
>Dark Souls was worth it
Goddamn right it was.
Good fuckin' game.
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>>718416573
I'd be in the mood if I had you too.
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>>718416643
i dont really like deviled eggs but thanks
>>718416725
i would have to reconsider how much time ive played this game if i didnt like it. 2,903 battles. well yeah its a bit silly but i think its nice enough
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>>718416845
v.v
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>>718416397
I would be happy to give you a good rub. I shall massage all those aches and pains away!
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>>718416795
playing with myself definitely warmed me up :o
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>>718417019
i did say thank you
>>718417050
I wouldnt want to get up
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>>718417068
It didn't work for me, and it's been a little while already anyway.
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>>718416471
Klonata
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>>718417209
hmm wanna chat a bit then on discord?
>>718417223
no :o
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>>718417363
Alright let me get it for my phone
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>>718417183
That's good, because it just might turn into a full body massage.
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>>718417464
The app is annoying sometimes sadly but ok :o
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>>718417524
never had one of those before
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>>718416845
>2,903 battles
Oh my, how long does a battle generally take?
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someone lull me to sleep.

カラミチーマス
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>>718417808
Okay
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-hears a knock on the door and looks up curiously. Sonata wanders over to greet the visitor but sees no one when the door opens. Feeling confused he looks around until he notices down on the ground three thirsty squirrels holding out mugs-

0.0!!

-He scrambles to the kitchen and makes a lot of noise before returning with a steaming carafe of hot chocolate, pouring a few drips in each of the squirrels' thimble-like mugs-
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>>718417779
depends on what you play but generally id say about 7 to 10 minutes for a normal game but some can last up to the timer which is about 15 minutes i think
>>718417808
i dont know how?
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>>718417980
Read that as 'zero point zero!!!'

Kinda killed the story a bit for me.
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>>718418210
-gives you hot chocolate-
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>>718417808
https://youtu.be/fYkhL7zsL3o
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>>718418029
At bare minimum, that's something like fourteen days.
I'm glad you've found something you enjoy.
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I found some new pictures.
Someone give me puns with
win
won
winning
any variant thereof in them.
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>>718417907
you again
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>>718417698
I'll do my best to make sure you enjoy it.
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>>718418453
well its a free game and considering i only spent $51.50 id say thats pretty good
>>718418491
im bad at that unless i see the pic
>>718418515
from you im sure id enjoy anything you would give me
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>>718418676
$51.50
Goddamn, boy.
>Unless I see the pic
It's official company policy never to post a pic without a win joke or reference in it. If it helps, it doesn't have to be relevant to the picture.
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>>718418491
How are you enjoying the WINter?
> I tried

>>718418676
Aww. So, would you prefer your massage with lotion, or just dry?
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>>718418453
Lol worst girl.
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>>718418912
i spent the 50.00 yesterday actually so yeah. Not really im bad at thinking up random win stuff.
>>718419209
well you are giving it so I think whatever you decide will be fine
>>
-passes out complimentary blankets before finally going to sleep in the broom closet.- <3
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>>718419267
uh night i think
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>>718419209
>I tried
Gave it your best, I may just use that.

>>718419260
>Fifty in one day
Oh boy I limit myself to ten a day with any game I play.
You and I appear to be two radically different people, haha.

>>718419236
I'm sorry, who's your waifu again?
>Take
>It
>Back
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>>718419593
well ive kinda played this game for months and i figured the benefits this would give me it was worth it. I just checked the tanks that would be on the monthly bonus xp and its my tier 8 tank. they are just begging me to get the tier 9
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>>718419715
Hey hey man, I ain't the money police.
Just make sure to spend responsibly.
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>>718419260
In that case, i think i'll do the majority without lotion, then to finish give you a quick rub down with the the lotion.

>>718419593
I am terrible with puns most of the time.
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I dont know what I want to do tonight
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>>718419593
Suck

My

Dick.

Bitch.
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>>718419829
ehh i wont buy anything again for a while. this gives me plenty to do
>>718419884
im sure id be nice and relaxed after all that
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>>718419593
Also that crooked AK stock tho.

>>718419912
What are your options?
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>>718419884
Doesn't have to be a pun, necessarily.

>>718419912
Get inebriated and play vidya or listen to music.
Or both.
Or play music, if you have any instruments.

>>718419920
Hey, look man, no hard feelings here. We're all winners, especially me. I just, uh, real quick gotta ask:
>what made you pick the worst girl from the worst gen?

>>718420082
It ain't my art but I like to think she can't take care of guns and just pretends to shoot things in the woods.
>>
>>718420082
Keep watching vids, play games or sleep. Currently watching the 2013 minecon autism
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>>718420183
Already getting inebriated.
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>>718420287
Then
>get even more inebriated
>like, fucked up
>once you've done that
>play music
>listen to music
>play vidya
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>>718420379
I have to be somewhere in the morning. Rather early. Its to fix up my bike.
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>>718420026
What would you like to do after that, watch a movie, play a game, sleep?

>>718420183
Well i have to think of something within this WINdow of opportunity. That would be cute to watch.

>>718420185
Oh wow i can only imagine the level of cringe that entails.
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>>718420579
well id be in a nice relaxed feeling so maybe just watch something while snuggling up to you would be very nice
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>>718420531
Did ya crash it?

>>718420579
>WINdow of opportunity
Haha, that's it, now you're talkin'.
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>>718420687
WINston
WONtaku
WIIn U over
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>>718417907
Not helping

>>718418029
Exactly

>>718418391
I had a feeling you'd do that.
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>>718420806
>Win You Over
I like it.
I may be able to find a place for Winston, as well.
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>>718420687
No. Just need to adjust the chain and replace a part while doing a service.
>>718420579
Its a hell of a lot of stuff they cant answer. Its fucking stronk cringe.
https://youtu.be/D4jN2NmQn9c
>>718420824
But angry ticks do fire out of my nipples.

Moved on to Man At Arms, then the DMC AGDQ run from yesterday.
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>>718420662
It's like you read my mind. Have anything in mind you would like to watch?

>>718420687
It's a WONderful day isn't it?
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>>718421114
nothing in particular. i dont watch too much stuff so anything really will do as long as im with you
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>>718421083
>No
On one hand I'm happy for you, because I know you take care of your bikes.
On the other, that response was nearly as cool as the details of a crash could have been.
>I also know nothing about bikes

>>718421114
It's a little close to pic related's filename.
Still, I've done stuff that's more similar, so-
It's in. I'm liking these.
I have room for one more.
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>>718421083
You have any drinks that can knock me out?
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>>718421217
It rattles like a mofo when its moving, I could lose power to the back wheel soon if the chain comes off and the clutch cable is old and worn so I could either have clutch permanently on or permanently off.
>>718421276
I have a 58% whiskey.
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>>718421369
I don't know what the clutch thing means, but I assume permanence ain't good.
The back wheel thing is pretty self-explanatory, though. Good luck, fixing it up.
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>>718421369
I want five shots.
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>>718421466
Clutch means changing gears. If its engaged I can ruin my gearbox while changing gears and its almost impossible to stop while running. If its disengaged I go nowhere.
>>718421525
>shots
Nigga you drinking a glass of this. I wont have anyone shotting whiskey.
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>>718421583
Oh my, thanks for explaining that.
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>>718421083
I feel so bad for the people who have to do the Q&A panels.

>>718421169
We can just pick something random then, i don't really mind what we watch. It's the time spent with you that's important.

>>718421217
*WINk*
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>>718421583
I want five glasses. Three ice cubes.
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>>718421748
well then how about some porn
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>>718421748
Oh, WINk.
I could do something with that.
You underestimate your pun skills, brother.
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>>718421757
>ice
>whiskey
Nigga you high?
>>718421677
No problem.
>>718421748
Its so cringey to watch. All those kids.
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>>718421911
Do it.

>tbh I know nothing of any type of alcohol
>I just think it can knock me out
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>>718421965
Whiskey is meant to be savoured. But if you want to be knocked out I suggest a half half coke or pepsi. Large glasses. Down it fucking fast. Then lay in bed and wait for oblivion while feeling rather warm.
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>>718421820
Oh my, if we watch that then it won't be long before the snuggling turns into something else. Which i would be perfectly fine with.

>>718421855
Oh good, i thought that one felt pretty weak. Thanks, i owe you WON.

>>718421911
I wonder what they will think 10 years from now as they look back on this.
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>>718422353
i figured the snuggling wouldnt last that long to begin with. might as well speed it up right?
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>>718422353
>Owe you won
You genius bastard.
That covers everything I've got tonight, 'preciate it.
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claimed
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>>718422929
now what would you like to watch that will really get you going?
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I'm outta here.
Goodnight, all.
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>>718423133
night
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>>718422301
I'all keep that in mind. How did you find out tha works?

>mix it with the sodas?
>or fucking chug the soda?
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>>718423025
I...think that maybe you should choose.

>>718423133
Goodnight.
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mai waifu <3
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>>718423504
i wouldnt be good at picking things. I wouldnt know what you like
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>>718423651
Just pick something you like.
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>>718423930
most anything will do for me
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>>718424007
Same with me, i'm not really picky about what i watch.
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>>718424296
well then uh how about between normal and hentai which would you prefer?
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first of all, fuck yeah dude. i smoke weed every day of my life constantly as soon as i wake up until i fall asleep at night. secondly man, why you cutting so deep dude? why'd you have to go there bro? i'm totally chill dude. im so fuckinmg chill. i chill all the time. im constantly chilling dude so why dont YOU chill cause youre clearly the one with a problem here dude. i mean dude im just tryna get nuts in here i mean i am constantly blazing dude. i mean maybe youre right though dude maybe you probably are dude but like whatever man i see it when i see it but most of the time i dont dude like i dont know its a constant struggle when youre tryna blaze it 24/7 every single day of my life dude.
>>
>>718423321
Mix it with the sodas. Gets absorbed as a gas as well as a liquid.
>>
>>718424432
Mi Liu plz.
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>>718424476

you people talkin dank kush in here? i smoke myself dank hits everyday of my life all day like to the dome straight bong rips you know what im saying? i'll take acid or shrooms if i see them and stuff when they show themselves to me though dude you know what i mean dude isnt that fucking cool as fuck dude i take mushrooms and its like wooahhhh but like dude i just let that shit find me dude i dont like fiend or nothing dude i still get high everyday though dude like everyday i know some dudes who like heroin when they can get it and that sorta is not my scene at all dude im like all zen and shit about it though those dudes i mean i wish them good karma duder but like they should just chill out dude
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>>718424476

I'm actually me, just bored.
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>>718424547
Its a step down from you normally. Im concerned.
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>>718424602

Well.
>>
>>718424602

Is okay, I'm just mocking that faggot Kirino.
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>>718424404
Hmm probably hentai, it seems more enjoyable at the moment.Though we could switch back and forth if you'd like.
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>>718424703
Huh. Right. Its still not like you to be that all over the place.
>>
Theres some serious gay shit going down in here

Nice
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>>718424735
well im sure we could find something appealing and I think watching something like that with you it wouldnt be too long before you were more interested in me
>>
>>718424762

What do you mean?
>>
>>718424917
Normally more eloquent and concise. You just ram the jugular while staying calm.
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>>718425001

I'm not myself when I'm hungry
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>>718425126
Eat a Snickers
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>>718425126
Here. Have a snickers.
Better?
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>>718424916
You're right, it wouldn't be long until it just became background noise. I would soon focus all of my attention on you~.
>>
>>718425278
>>718425278
>>718425278
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