Hey guys, dump your best green texts. I'm trying to show

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>>717785020

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this thread could be good.

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>>717785343

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>>717785399
Long but worth.
>I hope this is the right story.

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Contributing

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Another one

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One more

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>>717785721

I am the friend, pretty new to the 4chins. Would like to say good work so far /b/tards

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>>717785391
topkek

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>>717786722
ya ya ya don't push your luck.

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>>717785958
ded

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>>717787777
QUADSSSSSS!!!!!!1!!1!!!!111!

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>>717787777

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dumping

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>>717787777

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>>717788315

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>>717788421

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>>717788449

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>>717788514

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>>717788545
Anyone still lurkin'?

>>717788668
Yeah need more keks

>>717785737

I.....I know the guy that this happened to......

Someome needs to post The Story of Neal

>>717785358
The real laugh here is that someone out there has a picture (and likely many more) of a dick with shit in it saved onto their device. The poster of the pic instantly becomes far funnier than their perceived trolling.

>>717789679
Right? At least I am learning what kinds of people inhabit /b/

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>>717790180

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>>717790212

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>>717790269

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Saw this gem a few days ago, still keking

>>717790362
>saw this gem a few days ago
>2015

>>717785557
weak

>>717785721
Fuck that's amazing.

>>717790110

>Fucking horror story

>>717785648
Burned my house down on a half ounce of mushrooms last year

>>717785127
I have no idea what is funny about this

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>>717791279
my sides are in so much pain right now

fucking kek

>>717785020
>has friends
>on /b/
REEEEEEE

>>717791279
Fucking 10/10

Posted in the other thread but it's dying

>be me yesterday
>go to taco bell with dad, eat a shit ton
>comfortable with each other, he rips ass in the truck on the way home
>get the chubbs but laugh it off

See I just recently developed a scat and fart, and hardcore toots fetish

>get home, he excuses himself to the bathroom, in there for 20 minutes
>diamonds thinking about him dumping his big meat burrito
>he gets out and I make a joke to light a match
>he goes into kitchen
>bolt into bathroom
>get down on floor, hold my nose an inch above the toilet water
>whacken off hard, my whole head was probably in the bowl
>forgot to lock door because Horn
>pops open, he just says oh sorry obviously completely surprised and doesn't know what to say
>notice his phone on sink he came back to get it

He saw my head in the toilet and me furiously jergens. I haven't spoken a word to him since yesterday, what the fuck do I do??

>>717794280
Kill yourself. After you smear liquid shit all over you lol

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Not a greentext, but more of what we've done

>>717791279
You're a saint

>>717788449
>brown man dance

>>717794280
Straight up tell him "let's both forget that happened."

>>717794982
I witnessed that. He actually showed a timestamp in the end btw

these are great

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>>717785020

>>717788986
No you dont, and fuck off with the dramatic pauses, faggot. Leave that on your furry role-playing chatrooms

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/k/ is just like /b/

>>717796996
waaaay too long

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>>717790071

>Go Box!

>>717790071
>my foreskin makes my penis look like a turtle

>>717796996
No. Don't post that one.
Stop.

>>717786225
fuck, this story tho, them feels

the band mentioned in the greentext made a song dedicated to the mad bastard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9awyXSf08o

>>717800777
>>717800642
plz more d&d stories

>>717790071
this is sad

>>717789679
Hi cancerous newfriend, welcome in /b/ !

Lurk moar before shitposting like a normie like you just did.

>>717802581
niggering rechapta?

>>717802749
Yeah you used to be able to type nigger and the other half of a captcha and it worked only one half of the captcha was actually what needed to match, man I forgot about doing that, good times.

>>717802749
>>717803120
This. You used to have to type two words for the captcha, one word was always bum and you just needed text to fill a place then the real word. One word was always basically unreadable so 4chan being 4chan everyone would just type nigger, then the real word.

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cant believe your showing friends this shit fiasto of a website

>>717802646
Hi cancerous newfriend, welcome in /b/ !

Lurk moar before shitposting like a normie like you just did.

>>717793186
He had to carry a rock and the DS made some shitty rock puns. That's what's *supposed* to be funny about it.

>>717803344
I remember the words, but didn't know this. I just tried to write both words. I wasted countlres hours doing that. fuck me

>>717802749
newfag

>>717788514
Can someone post Karl, king of ducks?

>>717794280
Pretend the tacos made you sick so you had to vomit but it tickled your gag reflex so much that it made you pop a boner cause it reminded you of all the cocks you love to shove down your throat, problem solved

>>717796996
What's this ? A caption for ants ?

>>717786225
soon as i saw the irish flag knew what was coming shit still gets me

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>>717790198
>ethnicity/purity

>>717805955
>>717806134
>>717806173
these are beautiful, keep em coming

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>>717806556

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>>717806713

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>>717806769

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>>717806872

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>>717806897

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>>717806990

>>717785127
shit tier
Try writing it for people who arent degenerate army welfare queens.

>>717785958
101 things that never happened.

Anyone have that long as story of a guy and his girlfriend, and his best friend. Ends with the girls parent dying and she having to move away, then an heroes because some douche raped her? If its any help I think he ends the story with "goodnight /b/, I'm going to drink a bottle of whine."

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>>717785020

>>717807892
i remember that one

>>717807892
whine, my favorite dhrink

>>717809009
u like to whine then?

>>717785391
>Arrive in her cat

>>717800776
Nothing quite like a game of grabcock.
Still can't fucking believe that was in 2012.

>>717785737
God this place is a shithole sometimes

>>717790275
How is it that there are still people out there willing to put their dick in CWC but none of the rest of you can get laid to save your lives? It's mind boggling.

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>>717785020
Have some Mason

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>>717785020
1

>>717808856
Any details on the name of the people or something

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>>717785020
2

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>>717813345
3

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>>717813384
4

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>>717813429
5

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>>717813478
6 and final
Can post "The Chronicles of Saladfag 2: Electric boogaloo" if you want

>>717785399
My sides

>>717785127
>forgets his rifle
wait wat

>>717785343
lame

>>717785737
Oh man that's fucked up.

>>717785801
>throw a piss bottle at her

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>>717785020
Don't let the thread die

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>>717814973

>>717785721
This shit is like breaking bad the porn version

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>>717815232
wrong image, don't judge me

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>>717815214

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>>717815348

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>>717815307
fuck, that's for /x/.

Third times the charm? (i should probably label these)

/r/ing the one with the guy becoming his own grandpa

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>>717815475
Motherfucker, that's for /x/ again. Whatever, i give up.

>>717815307
>>717815475
The camping one was still good to be fair.

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>>717815461

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>>717815839

>>717786225
The feel is reel

>>717785391
>> "shutfuck"
Lmao

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Made this a while back haven't had the chance to post 'til now.

>>717817275
>.gif

>>717806872
Ima take "shit that never happened" for $400

>>717817502

Only way I could get it to 2mb file size ma nig.

>>717786225
This dude needs to write a book conmemorating Andy. The post doesn't fit the breadth of his soul.

>>717785950
Quality

>>717790071
oh god i remember this

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>>717806897
sides in orbit

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gonna post a few, my folders not organized, so i can't say if what board it is from, most of it is /b/ i think

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>>717789315

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Hey Arnold, Let's do Meth!

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if anyone has the other capped neganpost i'd very appreciate it

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>>717791445
FUCKEN CLASSIC

>>717806872
Epic lol

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>>717789679
>someone out there has a picture (and likely many more) of a dick with shit in it

incredible, isn't it?

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>>717823692
second part, i don't know if there a third part

>>717794982
>we
>implying you had something to do with it
Faggot

>>717802610
Is this supposed to be funny?