Hey guys, dump your best green texts. I'm trying to show my friend the wonders of /b/.
Long but worth.
>I hope this is the right story.
ya ya ya don't push your luck.
The real laugh here is that someone out there has a picture (and likely many more) of a dick with shit in it saved onto their device. The poster of the pic instantly becomes far funnier than their perceived trolling.
my sides are in so much pain right now
Posted in the other thread but it's dying
>be me yesterday
>go to taco bell with dad, eat a shit ton
>comfortable with each other, he rips ass in the truck on the way home
>get the chubbs but laugh it off
See I just recently developed a scat and fart, and hardcore toots fetish
>get home, he excuses himself to the bathroom, in there for 20 minutes
>diamonds thinking about him dumping his big meat burrito
>he gets out and I make a joke to light a match
>he goes into kitchen
>bolt into bathroom
>get down on floor, hold my nose an inch above the toilet water
>whacken off hard, my whole head was probably in the bowl
>forgot to lock door because Horn
>pops open, he just says oh sorry obviously completely surprised and doesn't know what to say
>notice his phone on sink he came back to get it
He saw my head in the toilet and me furiously jergens. I haven't spoken a word to him since yesterday, what the fuck do I do??
Not a greentext, but more of what we've done
Yeah you used to be able to type nigger and the other half of a captcha and it worked only one half of the captcha was actually what needed to match, man I forgot about doing that, good times.
This. You used to have to type two words for the captcha, one word was always bum and you just needed text to fill a place then the real word. One word was always basically unreadable so 4chan being 4chan everyone would just type nigger, then the real word.
cant believe your showing friends this shit fiasto of a website
Pretend the tacos made you sick so you had to vomit but it tickled your gag reflex so much that it made you pop a boner cause it reminded you of all the cocks you love to shove down your throat, problem solved
Anyone have that long as story of a guy and his girlfriend, and his best friend. Ends with the girls parent dying and she having to move away, then an heroes because some douche raped her? If its any help I think he ends the story with "goodnight /b/, I'm going to drink a bottle of whine."
Have some Mason
6 and final
Can post "The Chronicles of Saladfag 2: Electric boogaloo" if you want
Don't let the thread die
fuck, that's for /x/.
Third times the charm? (i should probably label these)
Motherfucker, that's for /x/ again. Whatever, i give up.
Made this a while back haven't had the chance to post 'til now.
gonna post a few, my folders not organized, so i can't say if what board it is from, most of it is /b/ i think
if anyone has the other capped neganpost i'd very appreciate it
>someone out there has a picture (and likely many more) of a dick with shit in it
incredible, isn't it?
second part, i don't know if there a third part