Sevens for this
>mr. Early, cool guy
>real old, real shy
>has bird, is sick
>feelbad, beat dick
>one day, Early home
>too soon, something wrong
>comes over, real sad
>bird dead, feelssobad
>leans in, 'it's done'
>mfw Early's bird gets the worms
Let's see if we can predict the time it will arrive.
I predict 01:05:33
You're right I actually messed up. It's taking about 8 minutes per 1,000 posts. So about 4000 posts from there, 32 minutes and then deduct several minutes to account for higher post rates as it approaches.
I'll go with that
>4 days later
>haven't showered, 4chan servers shut down from overload
>bunch of normies hear about the legendary 717777777
>log on try to enter the contest for the legendary septuple
>mfw Chad wins
>mfw Chad too busy getting head
>mfw winning post is "whats a dubs"
>17, first time on 4chan
>hear a lot about it on YouTube
>go to /b/
>mfw birth name is Chad
It needs to happen in a fresh thread so there's more room for replies