How many of you have done this?
I was in a tent in my backyard one night (you know, testing it out for a real camping trip), and I decided I wanted to fap.
Well, didn't have any tissues for cleaning up or anything, so I jizzed in my hand. Was too lazy to open the tent and wipe in on the grass, so I decided for the sake of practicality, the best idea was to eat it.
Wasn't actually that bad. I mean I figured that if women can fucking deal with it when giving BJs, I can fucking deal with it too. And it wasn't bad at all... not exactly pleasant, but not revolting either.