People you immediately hate just based off their name
>jack
Whats your name?
OP
>>717767316
>mohammed
>LeShiniquia
>anon
>Hillary Clinton
>>717767316
skyler
>>717767316
>Victoria
>billy
>Sophie
>Sam (of either gender)
And my one autistic one
>kefka
Natahniel. It is the gayest name ever. I used to get really mad when I heard that name. Nathan is fine, Daniel is fine, Nathaniel is just down right offensive to my hearing. People call Nathaniel's Nat for short abd that isn't right either. I fucking swear man...
Jeffrey. Fuck you Jeffrey.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo8CrY_ZfFk
>>717767761
The fuck man, what do you have against Billy's?
>>717768037
A billy I knew who was my best friend raped me several times
I am a guy
>>717768169
>No longer friends
>>717767806
my cousins kid is called nathania. it rapes my ears every time i hear her name
>>717768169
Cool, did he prolapse you..hope so
Jonty.
>queer:the name
>>717767316
Moo-ham-mad
fucking sand jiggaboos
>>717768365
Nope,
I'll admit, he can suck a dick though, better than some women I've been with
The only silver lining to getting raped though
I hate jack because 80% of the time theyre disrespectful assholes who deserve a quick stab to the neck
anything excessively biblical
>malachi
>isiah
>noah
and so on
>>717768728
Because they are Jew?
>>717768968
no, because i was raised catholic and grew up with a bunch of bible named named idiot kids
>tfw nobody has mentioned your name but you were 100% certain that somebody wouldve said it within the first 10 posts
Ryan
>>717767316
craig, anything aiden/ayden, Kylie/Kayleigh, any of the nigger names (Sharquesha, Shafonda, Flo-rida, ETC.), white/asian passing people with fucking terrorist names, white trash names like billy joe for a fucking girl
Chad
>>717768037
Fuck you billy kingsley
>>717767316
Kevin.
Always fucking Kevin.
Every Kevin I've ever known has been a retarted fucking sperg
keith
>>717767316
Donald
quirky spellings of regular names piss me off.
like kaytee
or irish names that aren't spelled like they sound.
Aisling: pronounced ashleen
Fucking Justin man, every god damn time I meet a Justin they're the most autistic faggots. What the fuck man, kill yourself Justin.
>>717768728
>Noah
*Let's out audible whimper*
>>717767316
Jose, Muhammad, Tyrone, Chen....
Roland
Brett or Brent
and any made up nig nog names like Shaqualida or La-sha.
>>717770007
Unique get ya got there
>>717769957
What about like super old ways of spelling names?
Like Josef?
my own name... kenny
>>717768728
w-what about isaac
>>717767634
agreed.
>>717770109
Jesus Christ, Roland is an awful name
>>717770177
thats fine, its does the job. if you spelled it joeseph i'd have to stab you in the temple with an icepick
>>717767316
What's your name pussy?
Skyler. Reminds me of the short skinny kids that wear the shitty Nike shirt and have an annoying voice. Or that one kid that beat up the bus driver and tore a piece of the bus attendant's hair out. There are more stories of this kid that I have if any of you wanna hear them.
>>717770281
borderline
>>717767316
>Any variant of Tim
>Amber
>Jessica
>>717770510
good enough
Brad
>>717767316
Zach, Zack, etc.
Destiny / Hope / etc.
Anna
>>717770800
hilarious tatto mistake happened to someone i know. he had a girlfriend called destiny. he had a tattoo that spelled "density"
she was a bit of a chub so i guess it was accurate
Travis
any girl with a month for a name except may and april (french avril is acceptable too)
>>717771039
Jesus christ I'd add some shit to it like "volume x density = mass" just to look like a pseudointellectual retard instead of just a retard.There's always a chance someone could mistake the posturing for genuine intellect.
Tarzan
>>717767316
Original
>>717767316
Chris
Seriously..? No one has said it yet? Fine...
Steve...
Anyone who is referred to by initials and not their name
Indians or Filipinos. To wit:
Pilavullakandi Thekkaparambil
Or, it looks like it's Spanish, but not quite right:
Conchita Maragasan
Basically, it means I'm in for listening to the worst accents imaginable. And Filipinos who aren't 100% American born and raised are all mentally deficient in some respect...like the stupidest humans on the planet. Niggers are smarter.
Steve.
Steeeeeeeeeve.
Dean.
All the names within the US border. You guys sicken me.
Tom, Thomas, Tommy, Timmy, Tammy
John, Jon, Johnny, Jonny, Johnnie, Jonni, Jonnie,
Greg, Gregory, George
Steven, Stephen, Stefen, Stefon, Stefan, Stephon, Stephan, Steph, Stephani, Stephany, Stephanie
Kate, Katie, Katherine, Keri, Kerry, Keith
Eugene, Eugenia,
Dustin, Dusty, Dawn, Derrick,
I fucking hate this names.
Caden. Fuck that kid.
>Sandy
Bitch name.
>Vinnie
Name of faggot.
>Nicky
Make me want take off my ears when i hear that fuckin shitty-faggot name.
Fuck you Mitchell
>>717767316
Neveah (fucktard millennials name their babies this because it's heaven backwards)
Cash (some idiot country fan I know named their kid this)
Erin/Aaron because why
Braydon
Riley
Lindsay
Tyson
Kianna
Dillon
all horrible.
>>717769721
cuck detected
Chad, Todd, Tad
Nathan, Nate
My name's Diego. Anyone not like it?
Bernard or Gerald
I fucking hate Rebecca's.
>>717772081
>Dustin
triggered.
>>717772656
>You have to go back
>>717771834
how do you feel about AJ
>>717767316
I personally love the name Jack
>>717768728
Aaron here, fuck you.
Also I'm a satanist. How fucking ironic right?
kai
>>717767984
fuck I love this man
>>717767316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo
>>717772888
nice TRUMPS
>Also
take that White wannabe uggo hispanic with you
Mary
>>717772995
WHATS WRONG WITH KAI?
>>717772888
Jessica falk?
>mfw
>nobody has said my name
>I guess I'm a pretty cool dude
Austin, Dalton, Devon, and JT
Guy names for chicks. Like Devon. da fuq its so manly sounding
What do you guys think about Henry?
fat girl names like faith, destiny, hope, charity, etc
>>717773122
Kai was garbage
the original was mando cool
>>717767806
I worked with a Nathaniel who was SO annoying!
>>717773223
I thought JT was just a fake name for Cody's Uncle on Family Matters or whatever
>Cody
>fucking white trash name
>>717773217
What is your name?
>>717773237
gf's fat sister is named Aurora haha
Hiya. Joey here. Am I faggot?
>>717773372
my nigga.
Kevin
>inb4 "stop showing people my deviantart!"
Corey or Cory
Seriously. Anyone named Kory or Korey or any variation of this name is always the biggest fuckin faggots around.
>>717773386
Niggertits McGee
>>717773490
So fuckin' true
>>717773463
dad keep making fun of your girl cartoons?
>>717773519
That's a beautiful name; can't see how anyone would hate it
>>717773386
if I tell you, you'll just PRETEND to hate it
here is a Hint: "There are 507,184 people in the U.S. with the first name [...] "
>>717767316
Christopher, Chris, and any variation thereof.
>>717773553
Right? I can't think of a single person with this name who I do not loathe.
Hi I'm Cory. Ugggghh just fuckin die.
>>717773490
This is accurate
>>717769790
>Kevin
Hi, friend. Kevin here.
This is our king. Perhaps it will help you understand us better.
JP, TJ, PJ, RJ
Mitch
Doug's are usually bitches
Sahniqua and the usually nigress names
Jamal, Jerome
Muhammed
>>717767316
Ahmed
Pedro
Rasheed
>>717773742
>Disliking the name Christopher Walken
Go die of Space Aids, niggerfaggot.
Chris/Christopher
He's my boss, and I'm pretty sure he's on here so I'm getting fired tomorrow.
>Just busting balls dude
>>717769721
I agree. I don't typically hate anyone based on their name, but Chad just sounds like some douche-y bro-dude.
>ctrl + F
>No results for Benjamin.
It feels pretty good, I must admit.
As long as we're assuming they didn't choose their own name, nobody. Even if we're talking about people with ridiculous names like Gwyneth Paltrow's kid Apple or Frank Zappa's kids Moon Unit and Dweezil, so what? They didn't pick that shit, that's just the hand they were dealt.
Lighten up, faggot.
ovuvuevuevue enyetuenwuevueugbemugbem osas
>>717773974
No no, you've got it all wrong. OP said people.
>>717774612
I don't understand how you could stand to be on the same planet as anyone from this board if you actually think the people here are being serious.
Vinicius
>>717773841
Your king is long dead and had a tiny dick.
>>717775669
WTF kind of name is that?
Blake is a fag name
Fucking Noah, has anyone ever met a Noah who wasn't a fucking faggot? I am convinced that every single Noah is a manchild whiny piece of shit
>Jared
>Amy
>Kim
>Sebastian
>>717774544
>CTRL + F
>No results for Justin.
I know that feel famalam
>>717776020
not an English name
>>717777244
how is it even pronounced? also, checked. AYYY
>>717776020
Sounds suspiciously Roman.
>>717775257
I don't understand how you could have spent any length of time here and thought that everybody is trolling and nobody is genuinely pathetic.
Pat
>>717777047
>Justin
>>717777490
vniçïus
vin-ee-see-ous
>>717777584
It is latin
>>717768693
Ex. A
Handsome Jack
Also, Joe. Every single Joe I've ever met has been an asshole to everyone around him
>>717778488
Checked again, sounds faggy
>>717767316
gandhi
Nice no one hear hates Andrews
>>717778488
vee-ah-do
qudasdsd sget
>>717767316
carter
>>717778488
checked
>Fuck You
Dustin
Every single one I've met is awful
>>717767316
presley
>>717767316
christ
>>717778715
The only two Andrews I knew were mentally challenged
I can't hate retards, /b/ro, it ain't their fault.
>>717779121
jesus
>>717778692
the only Vinicius I know is a total bro so I can't say that it is, but I only know of the one
>>717778999
checked
I'm not apologizing
>>717778879
oi voce e BR tabem?
>>717767316
bonaparte
>>717767316
putin
>>717767316
grey
>>717767316
>Hunter
>>717772081
>this names
>disliking Stephen
I'm fine with everything else, but Stephen? Understandable with the grammar
>tfw obscure name
trips getem
>>717779175
>Then I hate your shitty name too
>>717779353
>implying you know what it is
>>717779175
tabem sou heuehueheehu
>>717779461
t. Raphael
>>717779328
>what are you saying?
>>717773372
I know a guy named Cody
>White trash name
>he's from Florida
Oh... Makes sense all of a sudden...
>>717779414
>Implying I don't know what your name is
>Vladimir
>Vasily
>Dmitry
>Anyone that sounds slav
>>717779461
eyyyy
>>717779655
checked
then say it it Justin
Emily/Emilee
Jeremy or Steve.
>Ctrl+F Tony
>0 Results
You're good people.
>>717779548
DONT SHIT TALK ABOUT THE GUNSHINE STATE YOU COMMIE FUCKING LIBERAL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>717767316
Justin, Evan, Brad, Any girl named after a spice or stone, Stuart and Aaron
>>717779880
>implying I'm a Libtard
>implying I'm even from the US
>my free health care is better than your guns.
>>717779548
What is up with this Cody white trash guy in Florida? He gets mentioned every thread.
>>717767754
wtf bro why you hating?
>>717779822
ayyyyy limao
koeakeopakepoaka
>>717767806
Lighten up there, Nathaniel.
>>717780066
I don't know. This is the first thread I'm in tonight, haven't mentioned him before.
>>717767754
I had a step-brother named Skyler when I was young
I remember him being kind of a faggot
>>717778295
everyone is pathetic
>>717772992
how's the 8th grade going
>>717780108
>koeakeopakepoaka
what kind of nigger name is that?
Mines been said in the thread already and it's not that
>>717769470
fuck you
>>717780066
Nice get
>>717767761
>Victoria
aka Vicki/Vikki or Tori
either way, all variations of Victoria are fucking shitty human beings
Anything ending in -den: Braeden, Cayden, Aiden
Anything with an apostrophe in it
Tacky religious themed names, Heaven(ly), Faith, once heard a Nevaeh (heaven backwards)
>>717780051
you're not one of those frozen taters from Canada that all live less than 100 miles off of the U.S. border are you?
If you're Canadian, you have no place to shit talk florida, fam...your country is ground zero for SJWs and communist antifa attack helicopter identifying trans galactic cluster snowflakes
>>717767858
fuck you, mayne
>>717780190
>step-brother names Skyler
>step-brother Skyler
>brother Skyler
The fuck? The only Skylers I know are feminist whales.
fuck you bryce you ugly hick fuck
>717777777
>>717777777
If your name is Michael youre trash
>>717780575
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NEWFAG FAIL
>>>717777777
>>717780257
more original than jamal
>>717780413
>implying I live less than 100 miles from the border
>implying I identify as a helicopter
>implying it's snowed more than fucking once this winter like come the fuck on I want to go snowmobiling
>>717769470
not Ryan's, but I knew a guy named Ryne once
He was a cock
>>717780640
fuck you
>>717769721
memes aside, I've only met one guy named Chad and he tried so hard to be a tough guy it was so laughable
>>717780693
and Ryce was asian?
>>717769790
One of my bet friends and a cousin of mine are both named Kevin. I'm finding it hard to argue with this post.
>>717780140
Then he's been giving blowjobs behind the Piggly Wiggly's because I saw someone make that exact same post you just made before on more than one occasion. He needs to get his shit together.
>>717780678
It's Josef
jews
j
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w
s
Fuck you Darren for fucking up my bowling score in high school.
>>717780955
I'm going to go kick his ass. He promised me he was straight last time he sucked me off
>>717767316
Agreed, fucking hate people named Jack
>>717780686
I implied no such things! Unless, you're admitting that your a mentally ill Canadian tater...are you?
Then you're all of those things. Canada is such a piece of shit. I fucking hate Canada. Smug little fuckers thinking theyre tough shit because they live off of the U.S. and then send us their frozen potatoes to thaw out and run amuck all over the U.S.A spreading their snowflake diseases like herpes
Barack...Osama..Saddam...Adolph...Fidel...Anakin..
>>717781111
checked quads
>>717781209
I admit I'm Canadian, and I'm smug about it. I'm just as smug about being Canadian as you are about being American.
>>717781052
>implying josef stahl
>>717781111
Yeah fuck you Darren
>>717781209
Go back to /pol/ and brag about how "America is the best country" from the faint glow of your monitor in your otherwise dark basement room that your mother has allowed you on pitiful amounts of rent.
>>717780620
Hey, fuck you!
>>717767316
Muhammad.
Fuck off you little Pedo bitch!
>>717771195
yep
>>717781395
How can you be proud knowing that C16 is going to be passed (if it hasn't already) and your "free speech" (canada never really had a right to free speech to begin with) will be taken away?
Your country is a joke. It's a Banana Republic full of feminized men, butch lesbians, tranny fetishists, and people wearing santa outfits.
>>717781655
checked
>also
see>>717781799
>>717768728
this isn't the 200s anymore faggot, get over it
>>717767316
my names steve and i smoke a lot of pot and drink a lil too much
how hates steve's I always figured steve's were kinda goofy/funny but maybe annoying as shit after a while
I personally hate I think it is Patel which is an indian last name and basically means they have money I think. Lived with 2 indian dudes for a while in college and they were cunts (nice but literally didnt know how to use a dishwasher cuz they had maids in india, shit like that)
>>717782056
who hates steves* my b
>Austin
>Corey
>Cody
>>717767316
always thought the name roy was for fags
Collin is my name and it has not been posted yet.
>>717773372
>Cody
>white trash
Pick one
No hate for Alex
>>717784444
he's a stupid nigger
>>717784732#
Dont insult quads you self-rightious fucking nigger
>>717780340
>>717768728
How do you feel about jesus
>Marshall
stupid fags only named Marshall
My first name is Merlin.
Anyone have problems with that name?
Everyone seems to like it or at least make Merlin the Wizard references
Dakota
Timothy/Tim/Timmy
Spencer
Steven/Stephen
Chloe
Jessica
Brady
Josh
Victoria
anything a fucking hippie would name their kids.
anything a fucking dindu name their kid (Daquan, Shanaynay, etc.)
>>717779868
A Jeremy here, trust me I hate my name just as much as the next guy.
No variants of nick (except Nicky) have been said. Feels good
>>717786354
So far most the Nicks I have met are chill, one pissed himself that's all I got.
>>717786354
Nick is a pure name.
felix
vince
jared
victoria / vicky
>>717767316
Todd
>>717786472
>>717786517
I feel loved
>>717767858
>t.Psycho Kid
I Am Ermantrude Is My Name. You All Very Funny Comment.
Jesse
Gustavo.
Why would something that sounds like goo be a good sounding name?
Stephanie
Emily
Donald
Garrett
Brody
Brady
Grayson
Kai
>>717769580
>any of the nigger names
>flo-rida
>kek
Jason
>>717767316
madison
>>717772614
>>717767806
>Mfw my name is nathan
>parents werent gay enough to add the -iel at theend5
Hipster kid names
Trevor
Wyatt
Jaden/Kaden
Mason
Skyler
etc
>>717767316
Fuck you OP
>Tiffany
>Vicky
>Felicia
>Anything ending with "the ___"
>Brad
>Zarah
>Muhammad
>Anything strting with "Sha" or ending with "sha/ah"
>Trayvon
>>717789455
>Trevor
Knew that would be mentioned sooner or later.
>shaniqua
>Samuel
>Rebecca. Anyone called any of these should be shot on sight
>>717785931
>Josh
Fuck you too.
Naming your child any form of destiny a girl at my highschool was named destanee
>>717767316
Mitchell
Matthew
>>717789455
u f0kin w0t m8
>>717772992
Heh, pretty fuckin' ironic kid.
*adjusts trench coat*
*puts on glasses with transition lenses*
*jumps really high and disappears*
>>717786517
True
>>717786875
Never met a bad Nick. The love of my life is a Nick.
andrew.
all the ones ive ever met are self absorbed dickheads.
Nothing against Michael/Mike?
>>717790776
I know a crazy religious assclown named Mike who beats on wives.. so fuck him.
Know a guy who hates the name Brandy. His cousins called him that when they dressed him up in girl clothes as kids. So he raped one when he was about 10 and became a degenerate junkie who thinks he's a magician.
>>717785931
Same here.I'd rather have been named after my great grandpa, Samuel.
Josef here, holy shit this threads still going
>>717791893
I'm honestly impressed, I've never seen a thread on /b/ last over 12 hours.
>>717791969
well it's only been 4 hours so far
Barack
>>717792094
I'm thinking of another thread... I feel retarded...
excuse while I an hero...
>inb4 RECORD THAT SHIT
Gary
>>717792236
HAHA GARY!
Can't believe no ones said Emmanuel yet
Can I list names that are cool as shit?
>edna
>jose
Fuck those, they've made my life miserable
>>717792290
YES
>>717778715
Fuck you Andrew everyone hates you
Gregory
Calvin
Melvin
Donovan
Melman
Hyukusuk
>>717773490
>>717767316
Any New Zealander named Hilton
>>717784994
>not getting memestar
>cltr+f
>sas
>getting no hate for my name
>>717785545
>Dakota
Fug ya then!
Holy shit, op here. How is thread still alive?
>>717797030
Asking the real questions here, write that down anons.
Anton.
The fucker is always a tard.
>>717784444
Alex is a good name.
Angel.
The ones I've met are actually fairly nice, but it's their parents that get to me... they are usually stuck up and spoil their little 'angel'.
fuck Tammy
People named sas
>>717767316
ben
fuck zaree
Sharkeisha
>>717799912
same
>>717768169
>several
might have been time to go to the cops after the first if you didn't want/like it
Glad I haven't seen my name come up haha fuck Raymond's though
Idk what it is but guys named Travis are always douche asses
Please fuck me
>your wife will never find out
Ha, my name hasn't been said yet. Ok I'll give you guys a shot, starts with an "M" and contains an "A" in it.
>>717800492
Mario. Get out spic.
>>717800523
Lol, not Mario nor am I a spic.
>>717767316
>"The Situation"
>>717800492
Mexican
>>717800492
Mustang
>>717800579
>>717800587
No and
>Mustang
KEK. Nope
>>717767754
Dated a bitch with that name
Typical whiney fucking millennials, I bet she voted for Hillary
>>717800492
Nigger Faggot.