No mother fucking secrets thread. There is now. Secrets - tell

>>717764720
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

>>717765201

I know you are but what am I?

What's YOUR secret faggot?

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>>717764720

I used to fap so hard to this 1990's porn, back in the 1990's, that had this big titted chick getting fucked in the ass, but totally topping the guy. "Yeah, fuck my asshole you worthless piece of shit. You're not even good enough to fuck this asshole are you?"

I didn't know BDSM or any of that shit then. It excited the shit out of me because of how ironic it seemed -- getting railed in the ass is definitely getting "taken", but there is she getting her asshole reamed and just giving him shit.

Wish I could find it again. Something about "PEaches" in the title of the porno.

>yes, on VHS, you rented from the back room of your local video rental store. no porn vids on the internet yet. Talking 1991. Pre-internet web browser. yes, there was a day.

>pic not related

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>>717764720
Give me some advice /b/

How do I get a gf if I'm an ugly 5'4" manlet? I wouldn't say I'm completely beta, but I still suck at talking to people

>>717766559

how old?

do you have any money?

are you funny?

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>>717767029
I'm 19

Currently a student but living at home, don't work

People know me for being funny, but it's just a coping mechanism for my depression. My sense of humor is pretty satirical and ironic.

>>717764720
I impregnated my cousin

>>717767297

wait a few years. graduate, get a job, you'll figure shit out.

I mean, go for it now, but don't be surprised if your success starts in your mid/late 20s

you'll be fine

>>717767373

did she deliver?

>>717767463
yes

>>717764720
I spend literally every day thinking about people I'd rather fuck than my girlfriend of 4 years.

I've been Cumming on my sister while she's sleeping for over 2 years.

>>717767793

so you are your own uncle or something?

>>717768031
I said she's my cousin not my sister.

>>717768029

you think she's sleeping

>would you sleep through someone jizzing on you?

I fantasize about killing people. Pretty much always by strangulation/suffocation. Mainly by hanging or putting them in a vacuum bag until they expire. I've never killed anyone, nor do I necessarily want to due to the consequences, but I think about it often.

I think I could probably get away with it if I was careful, too... especially if I convinced them somehow (probably at gunpoint) to hang themselves or get in the bag voluntarily or drugged them first so there was no struggling to deal with.

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There.

>>717768111

nice quads

>>717768127
>I could probably get away with it
said every person now in prison

>>717768127

BTK baby. BTK

>>717768031
He's a lying faggot is what he is

>>717768127
Drugging them would likely show up in a post mortem, especially if you're gonna vac pac em, that just seals in the flavour

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Pretty much an alcoholic
No one truly knows me

Posted a thread the other day about dogs being scared me, pic related. Can you help being a bad person? Pretty sure my general nature is causing my problems

>>717768274
Of course, which is another reason I don't plan on trying it, haha. A lot of people get caught by doing stupid shit (BTK sent police a floppy disk), but modern forensics is pretty good at catching people.

>>717768114
Well I mean she doesn't react. She's a solid 7/10. But I doubt she knows

momfinger carfriend

>>717768367
1. >you're a faggot
2. >you're dog is a faggot

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Fuck me.

>>717768556

again, would ou know if someone was jizzing on you when you were asleep?

maybe your best buddy has been doing it.

would you know?

of course you would fucking know

>>717768277
His MO was actually pretty close to my fantasies... Case the house, break in and wait for them or just break in while sleeping, convince them he "has a problem with sexual fantasies" or is wanted (he mentions both in his confession) and then strangle them.

The main difference is I don't often fantasize about strangling them manually, more like hanging them or putting them in the vacuum bag and then watching them go out. Also I'm not about that "killing a child" thing.

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I hate that I'm balding

>>717768839

pussy

>>717768951
If it makes you feel better you look like you'd suit a shaved head

>>717768199
>quads
are you sure about that?

>>717768951
well at least you don't have to worry about getting haircuts anymore.

>>717768790
So you think she knows then? She never brings it up or even acknowledges it. She just breathes like she's asleep.

>>717764720
When I was a kid (maybe, middleschool, don't remember), I was a perfect goody two shoes little boy. My story went something like

> My cousin and I were in the woods
> Came across some old dude's property
> Had a shed, workshop, some heavy machinery
> ..
> Cousin found a bottle of spray paint sitting on the dude's workbench
> Walked up to the forklift the guy has
> And spray painted the window black
> ..
> We left, hopped the fence, walked back to our yard
> I was all freaked out
> And to make it worse, my mom asked why we hopped the fence, told us not to cross through the yards
> She didn't ask anything else
> PHWEW!!!!
> ..
> During dinner, my cousin noticed he had some black spraypaint on the back of his hand
> He showed me, whispered "shhh" at me, and hid his hand

For some reason this bothered me for months. I spent many nights having a hard time falling asleep because I thought we were so bad and did such a bad thing. I was such a pussy

I look back at this and just laugh

>>717768951
who is the cute girl beside you

>>717768356
Yeah, probably. My goal for the vacbag would be to tell them I was a robber and force them into the bag at gunpoint. I'd either have a breathing hole for them and say it was to keep them restrained and then block the hole, or tell them I was just going to close them in without mentioning the vacuum. Those things seal up pretty fast with a reasonably powered vacuum (look up vacbeds if you haven't seen one before), so once they're in it'd basically be game over, especially if they know I'll shoot them if they struggle too much or get out.

I think at gunpoint that'd have a reasonable success rate... could also stalk their family and tell them I'd kill their parents, etc. if they didn't get in willingly. Easy to get addresses and names online.

>>717769006
Sorry about that.

>>717769033

nice trips

>>717769128
but wouldn't she wonder about all the dried up jizz on her body? She probably knew what you're doing all the time, and she's not stopping you.

>>717769024
I see it but I'm still too scared to shave it all off
>>717769101
That's true
>>717769197
My niece

>>717769128

positive she knows

how the fuck do you bring that up? 11 year old girls don't know what to say or how to say it

>>717769101
When's the last time you got tested for autism? You think all his hair will just stop growing?

>>717769354
how old is your niece pray tell

>>717769163

had the same thing. but we were swinging on a guy's tree's branches - a weeping willow or some such shit. he came out and spanked us and we ran home. I was terrified for months that my mom would find out.

>>717769354
Hey man, just go for it. If you don't think it looks good, well... hair grows back.

>>717769354
>My niece

you're doing her, right?

>>717769545
8 or 9 I believe
>>717769625
Thanks man, might just do it tonight then

This little thing has always struck me as kinda odd.

In my Spring Semester I had two people in my class. A girl and a guy. They seemed to be good friends. I ended up hanging out with them once. After that day I never really spoke to the guy again, but I still spoke to the girl on a semi-regular basis.

For some reason on the last day of class the Guy very directly said "Goodbye (Name)" but he didn't say it either person near me, who he spoke to as well occasionally, if not more. But the girl, who I actually was friends with did not look at me or say a word to me at all.

It's just odd. This girl gave off, and still kinda gives off mixed signals. While that guy seemed to be trying to get her a sidechick (He had a gf at the time)

I spoke to the girl a few months ago and she asked about him. Apparently they haven't spoken at all since then...

So fuck knows whats going on there.

>>717769467
Maybe you should check yourself up for autism. A shaved head clearly looks better than showing off the sad state of what little bit of hair you still have left.

>>717769401
She's not eleven she's of age.

>>717769341
But I always try to jizz in covert places. Not like on her face anything. So that when she takes her morning shower it washes off

jerked off in church

>>717769832
Is shaving your head not a haircut you fucking retard? You think you shave it once and it's gone for good? Holy fuck

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>>717768951

your future anon

>pic related

>>717769592
>>717769163
When I was in 2nd grade (elementary school), on the bus ride home, my friend asked me to show him my underwear. He showed me mine first.

He was about a year younger, and looking back on it, I wonder if he was gay. Sometimes when we would play together, he would try kissing me on the cheek. But you know it's too young to tell at that point... I mean he could have just been a weird kid who was acting weird around the cooler, older kid (le moi, )

Anyway, suffice it to say that I showed him my underwear, on the schoolbus. I felt so guilty for doing it. While I was walking home, I thought about admitting it to my mom. Thank fucking god I didn't, can you imagine the jokes my family would make if that story came up?

>>717769765
>8 or 9 I believe

lemme reiterate this anon's question:
>>717769761

>>717770137
>He showed me mine first.
He showed me *his first

>>717769761
>>717770210
Hell to the no

>>717770099
No but anyone that's about to go bald should, so you don't end up looking like this >>717770114

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I'm contemplating suicide a lot recently
>inb4 do it faggot and stream it

>>717766559
when i was 12 i was 5'6

>>717770358
we all go through phases like that, it'll get better

>>717766559
Not every girl just goes for tall guys. Obviously it's easier said than done, but you seriously just have to put yourself out there and ask someone out.

>>717768367
ALCOHOLISM ISN'T REALLLLLLLL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>717770280
can i get with her? :D

>>717766559
Girl in pic?

>>717764720
I feel like the reason why I enjoy cringe threads so much is because deep down I know that if I didn't have a gf in high school I could have easily become one of those kids. There have even been moments in my adult life where I was just one drunk text away from making an appearance in those threads and that scares me. I think laughing at the betas and glowing in the schadenfreude is my way of killing that memory.

>>717770530
Doubt /b/ro lost everything to me a few days ago, fuck her

>>717769773
wow a 3 person class

>>717770500
I know, it's embarrassing being a short adult. My little sister had a female friend that was like 5'8" and she was 12. I had to go drop them off at her house.

>>717770778
Ask her not me

I'm genuinely disappointed that I might never get to fuck a family member.

I literally almost stabbed someone in the throat. Like, I tried to. I failed. They stopped me.

It was the best thing that ever happened to me..obviously. If I had succeeded I'd be in motherfucking prison and someone would be dead.

And it was my fault. It's an incredibly long and crazy fucking love/hate story (between the two of us) but this was someone I was in love with and thought they loved me back. Trust me, it's a long story, because that person actually does love me and I'm not bsing, they've since admitted it.

Definitely the worst/lowest moment of my entire life. And I have other pretty shitty moments. Christ, I can't even believe I really did that shit. I truly am a good, kind person, but some people have a super dark side.

There's a quote that I think fits this situation, sorta.

From Kill Bill:
"...and there are consequences to breaking the heart of a murdering bastard"

Now, I'm not a murdering bastard (...I almost was..), but I fully admit I fucking snapped in that moment I got rejected by somebody I had built something with for years. The shitty thing is I premeditated it to some extent. I had the knife in my pocket. But I dunno. I wasn't thinking straight.

I'm fucking ashamed and haunted by that shit, and this whole situation. We were able to work things out, amazingly, and like I said, this whole relationship has been the most insane rollercoaster you could imagine.

Sigh. Anyone who knows me would never ever expect something like this from me. I am known as a happy, charming, friendly person.

Some people really do lead double lives. I am walking proof of that.

I relate to someone like Walter White or Vic Mackey to a crazy degree. Characters like that really touch my soul because I know what it's like to half a really negative dark side. It's in stark contrast to my cheery, happy side. It's insane.

ps. I would not be surprised one iota to find out I am bipolar.

pss. I might be willing to share more if anyone is interested.

>>717769861

even more so. you think you would sleep right through me cumming on your face? feeling that hot slooge splash down.

>let's find out

>>717771094
uh, how?
if i send a temp email address would you help me out? think she would go for it?

>[email protected] if you want

>>717770978
You know what the fuck I mean. Those are the two others of importance.

>>717766559

Alright fag, let's talk shit:

> 1. Lose weight
Not strictly necessary, but it helps.Also, none of that working out shit... just eat less, it's way more effective

> 2. Don't try to get a girlfriend
I mean I know you want one, but don't carry that mindset when meeting people. When you meet a girl, just have the expectation that you'll be friends. If someday someone comes along that's right for you, fantastic... just don't have the expectation beforehand... it lifts a lot of weight off your shoulders in terms of nerves when getting to know people.
I'm a shy and introverted person myself, I know what it's like to be nervous and be shit at talking to people.

> 3. Fake confidence
I know this is cliche, but seriously. It doesn't really matter if you feel confident... you might feel anxious as fuck, but if you fake it, people won't give a shit. If you do things that you think a confident person would do, then you've tricked yourself (in a positive way) into becoming confident. Just take some risks (not like big fucking huge risks, just like you're leaning on the edge whether or not to go talk to someone, just do it).

They sound like somewhat obvious shitty tips, but yeah they're hard as fuck, especially if you're antisocial/anxiety/whatever. I deal with those problems myself. Trust me, you'll make it.

>>717770280

why the fuck not? she is a hottie

would totally fuck that mouth hard and deep until I came straight down her throat

>you should too anon

I'm addicted to whisper

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>>717771258
God you're fucking retarded.

I like punishing girls.

The problem is I have to keep escalating it. I can start off with a light spanking but soon I have to be inflicting real pain and humiliation, and there's the danger of long-term physical and mental damage.

I'm a kleptomaniac and I enjoy stealing the most expensive items I can without being caught I've also stolen a bunch of panties from my 10 year old cousin

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I'm a piece of shit.
I enjoy treating women like shit. I enjoy making them fall in love with me only to play with their emotions and breaking their hearts after giving them a good amount of fuckings.
I go a little too rough when they ask to be degraded. I spank a little too hard, sometimes with closed fists, I choke a little too tight. I control them.
They always come back for more until they realize what a piece of shit I am.
I know it's wrong and I'm a terrible person for it but in the moment, it feels so fucking good.
Some of them were sluts, but some of them were genuine nice sweethearts with family values and other nice qualities.
Please help, /b/
I restrain myself from dating at all, and I have gotten some psychiatric help, but I am fond of personal advice from "real" people.

>>717771219

hang in there anon, you'll get your chance to kill someone and then pay the rest of your life for it

>>717771219
No one is interested you fucking autist.

>>717771570
Boo hoo. Fuck off.

>>717764720
I was sexually assaulted by 3 teenagers when i was 9, im a guy

>>717764720
When I was about 7 years old I was molested by two older boys in my neighborhood. I didn't tell anyone. A few years later one of the same guys molested my little brother. My brother told someone and the guy was arrested and is now a registered sex offender.

>>717771258
Uh nah dude haha
>>717771415
I'm not a pedo, sorry

>>717771594
I'm actually the most interesting person in the world.

I am Walter White.

>>717771587
Nah I'm good.

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>>717764720
>(Thanks OP. Don't really need to vent, but got some stuff on my mond

I'm in loved with my lesbian best friend. She doesn't have the slightest clue what so ever.

She thinks and takes everything at face value. So she is completely oblivious.

She knows she has a special place in my heart but that's all.

We've been through a lot with each other.

Got stuck in a thunderstorm climbing up a mountain. Got some dude arrested, helped out some stranded vegans and etc. (Just crazy stuff like that)

We've been through so many adventures. And there finally came a time when I sat back and looked at it all, and realized, I just want to see her smile. I feel safe and motivated when we're together.

It's just weird. I almost got married once to some chick before. Which you'd think that I'd know what love is.

The feelings I have for my best friend are things I've never felt before.

It's dumb, like retardely dumb. Never have I ever wanted to be married or have children.

I always wanted to dedicate my life to work, money, fun and fucking random women.

But this god damn chick man. To simply put it, I want to spend the rest of my life with this woman. I want to her to be my life partner and bare my children.
Shit's dumb. Be good and happy /b/. Don't let life keep you down.

I feel simultaneous hate, love, rage, fury, compassion, and frustration with people in general.

>>717769773
Any actual Ideasds?

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>>717771392
Thanks for the tips anon, saved.
>Trust me, you'll make it.
One day!

>>717771857
I think you've described every feeling that everyone has with everyone all the time

>>717771440
meh, it's a throwaway so w.e.

>>717771637
It's not funny nigger faggot. If you knew anything about dating you'd realize getting emotionally fucked with really fucks a person up.
I fucked up a girl so bad she literally went transgender FTM

>>717771570

find the right ones who really get off on that. sounds like you found a few. go with it. just leave innocents out of it

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>>717772210
lol

>>717772210
I didn't say it was funny. I said boo hoo fuck off because a guy who apparently gets laid a ton doesn't have a real problem compared to others with serious issues.

I dare you or whoever posted that shit to swap lives with me.

>>717771703
>not a pedo

how the fuck old is she? she looks legal, and fuckable as shit

>>717769216
That's some pretty aggressively fucked up nonsense swirling around in your cro-magnon brain.

How about sealing yourself and flicking on the ol' Dyson.

>>717768127
I think you've been watching too much Dexter my friend

>>717772564
She's 8-9 man.. lol

>>717772038
Reminds me of lyrics from the song Eve of Destruction:

My blood's so mad, feels like coagulatin'
I'm sittin' here just contemplatin'
I can't twist the truth–it knows no regulation
A handful of senators can't pass legislation
And marches alone don't bring integration
When human respect is disintegratin'
This whole crazy world is just too frustratin'
And you tell me over and over and over again my friend that you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction.

>>717772564
Wow if you think she looks legal you must be fucking blind

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I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

/b/ what do I do? Me and my ex broke up recently and I'm in love with her I know she's the one I want to be with but she doesn't feel the same way
Advice pls

>>717772633
Nah, that'd be silly.

>>717769773
nice secret, you self-involved faggot

>>717764720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo

>>717767297
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I'm so fucking awesome at life that when I fuckin failed at trying to kill someone, I got away with it scott free, and that person immediately forgave me, admitted they loved me, and ending up having sex with me 4 times while we were both drunk.

God I fucking rule so much. Fuck that, I am a God. I wouldn't be surprised if I lived forever.

I am simultaneously the biggest loser and biggest winner who ever fucking lived. My entire existence is a miracle.

>>717772647
Eh, I did watch Dexter but never really identified with the characters or obsessed over it or anything. It was a decent show for a few seasons.

Nothing to do with my fantasies, pretty much.

>>717770358
Kek'd

>>717771671
I was molested by a neighborhood boy. I had no idea I was being molested at the time. I really wish that I had spoke up because that boy is a police officer now.

>>717770500
Women who discriminate because of height infuriate me. We stopped hunting and gathering quite a while ago, get the fuck over it, we're all the same height lying down!

>>717773188
Um. Are you fucking serious? That's beyond fucked up. Was it like, rape?

Have that guy's fucking job.

>>717772938
Eh, Most here use these as more of a Vent or Advice thread. Just like that guy did

>>717773311
check 'em

71777777 is gonna be great

>>717771219
>I would not be surprised one iota to find out I am bipolar
You're bipolar, faggot, and you will ruin many lives. Understand your illness and manage it- it can be done (unless you're a self-indulgent fuck)

>>717773311
Even hunter gatherers probably don't do that. They're probably just happy to have met someone nice because there are so few people.

>>717773324
I lost my virginity to a policewoman when I was underage.

police are just as willing to commit crimes as the rest of us fam, they just know how to get away with it.

>>717771433
retard here. what is whisper, anon?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=manvDABtbxA i like to fap to this guys depressing rap daily. Also i finger my anus sometimes just incase i end up in prison from shitposing ;)

>>717771650
shit how did that happen? you must have top ladyboy features

>>717773730

greentext if true

if not true, greentext. but don't be a faggot about it

>>717773324
It was a pretty fucked experience sitting through sex Ed class after going through that. It felt like it was so after the fact that no one would ever believe me.

>>717773794
It's an anonymous social media app. You post thoughts over images. It's stupid as shit.

>>717773658
I do have a pretty big ego, deservedly so. I am awesome, and everyone thinks so. You'd think so too if you knew me, I can pretty much guarantee that.

The only life I've "ruined" was that person, and like I said, it's a long story. They fucked with me first. They tried to bully me when they first met me. I think bullies are pussies Well, I got the last laugh in this relationship. I bullied the bully. And in stark contrast to my relationship with that one person I've had a tumultuous relationship with for nearly 2 decades, I've enriched the lives of others.

I do manage my illness, by being awesome and nice to everyone. I don't really think I fuck with people unless they fuck with me first. I believe in the golden rule. I already said I treat people with respect, I wasn't lying.

I bet you a billion dollars if you knew the whole story of us two you'd at the very least fully understand where I was coming from, even when I crossed the line and did fucked up shit to that person.

>>717772842
>>717772793

the fuck you talking about. look at those bags under her eyes

My family and friends think I'm dead. 4 years ago I went on a cruse and one night, when we were close to shore, I snuck off the ship, swam to shore and started a new life.

>>717772872
sure you did Jack. I pinned Undertaker at Wrestlemania

>>717773730
Hot. Tell me more. This better not be some faggot made up story.

My sister and myself had sex when she was 12 I was 14. We had sex 3 times and fooled around a dozen more, we randomly stopped messing around and never spoke about it. To this day we never mentioned it but we do have like an unspoken sexual tension between us. She's very sexy now and she's 21 and I'm dying to get with her again.

>>717772979
>I wouldn't be surprised if I lived forever.

yes, you will

>>717773938
Rural trailer home, next to fields, cool teenagers wanted to hang out with me, parents always working, no guardianship, they made me lay down and countto 100 while we played hide and seek, they hid their dixks in my butt, and ive seeked helped since, wish i was joking but sadly am not, i sent one to the hospital years later on an unrelated note, dodnt know who he was until much later

>>717774228
For me personally I find incest revolting, but I can tolerate it from others. That's hot, tell me more.

>>717773188

gril or faggot?

>>717774183
So? I know for a fact that she isn't older than 10 because she's in 3rd grade

>>717773311

you need to completely supress that feeling. they will smell it on you like fear. don't even fucking think about how tall you are.

>5'7" walk and carry it like I'm 7'11"

>>717774228
post pics of her

>>717773817
>end up in prison from shitposing

if only

>>717774351
man that sucks. how long ago was this? how has it affected you over time?

>>717774148
>I do have a pretty big ego, deservedly so

it's called "delusions of grandeur"

>>717774571
Don't know if you're being sarcastic or not, but I think there's some truth to this

I'm 5'5" and was at walmart the other day when a mexican no taller than 5'1" walk past me aand I was legit intimdated. Dude's arms were ripped and he walked in there like he owned the place.

>>717774184

this is The.Most.Believable.Post.I've.Ever.Read.On./b/.Ever

>ever

>>717774571
Anon, I totally agree but I'm 6'3. I just have a couple of really close friend who happen to be pretty short, and it's some straight bs

>>717771570
Mr Toad? Is that you?

>>717774813
Except I'm telling the truth. It's kinda actually pathetic how much people ride my dick.

I'm basically used to it at this point though. It's like I've been a celebrity since I was a lil kid.

Don't be jelly. Well, I can't blame you. I'd be jelly of me too.

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>>717772979
This is your simulation. When will you realise. How many more hints do you need?
This world is your banquet, take what yu will.

>>717774814

not being sarcastic at all. I carry it. They call me Big Dave. Not ironically.

>>717774148
>I do have a pretty big ego, deservedly so
>mfw thinks his bipolar mania is "ego"

>>717774771
Im 32 now, i became a fuxk up, and i reacted violently when my masculanity was questioned, i hurt someone really bad and went to prison for4 years, i fought a lot in there, but i had time to think on the whys, im ok now, and am successful, own my own homeand have a happy marriage with 2 kids, still, i have anger issues, when i feel i dont fulfill my duties as a man, i know why i get angry, but i cant help it

>>717769216
Would you get into a fucking vacuum bag if a guy had a gun at you? In for a penny, in for a pound. I'd try and jump you, even if it meant I got shot.

>>717774382
Oh man I kek'd hard!

>>717774196
>>717773950
it'd make boring greentext. Completely consensual, she was a closet sub. first time was a bit awkward but it was the first of many. It's just that I was 16 and she was in her 20's.

she's engaged now (to another cop), but he's not into kink so she still sneaks over to fuck sometimes.

>>717774814
Thats because you are 5ft nothing. You in the small leagues nigga. Large ants scare you, if you can ride your chihuahua like a horse (you know you have) then i assume just about everything scares you. Even wind

>>717775077

If you do have charisma (do NOT mistake that for actually being great), go into sales. Make a fuckton of money.

I'm in sales. I made $340K in 2016.

And I'm not even charmismatic

>>717767297
: . , * (°), ~ d¡ŁDø(+)R°N1¢s ~ :: .. - `_— "»„ . : : . , * (°), ~ d¡ŁDø(+)R°N1¢s ~ :: .. - `_— "»„ . : : . , * (°), ~ d¡ŁDø(+)R°N1¢s ~ :: .. - `_— "»„ . : : . , * (°), ~ d¡ŁDø(+)R°N1¢s ~ :: .. - `_— "»„ . : : . , * (°), ~ d¡ŁDø(+)R°N1¢s ~ :: .. - `_— "»„ . : : . , * (°), ~ d¡ŁDø(+)R°N1¢s ~ :: .. - `_— "»„ . : : . , * (°), ~ d¡ŁDø(+)R°N1¢s ~ :: .. - `_— "»„ . : : . , * (°), ~ d¡ŁDø(+)R°N1¢s ~ :: .. - `_— "»„ . : : . , * (°), ~ d¡ŁDø(+)R°N1¢s ~ :: .. - `_— "»„ . : : . , * (°), ~ d¡ŁDø(+)R°N1¢s ~ :: .. - `_— "»„ . : : . , * (°), ~ d¡ŁDø(+)R°N1¢s ~ :: .. - `_— "»„ . : : . , * (°), ~ d¡ŁDø(+)R°N1¢s ~ :: .. - `_— "»„ . : : . , * (°), ~ d¡ŁDø(+)R°N1¢s ~ :: .. - `_— "»„ . : : . , * (°), ~ d¡ŁDø(+)R°N1¢s ~ :: .. - `_— "»„ . : : . , * (°), ~ d¡ŁDø(+)R°N1¢s ~ :: .. - `_— "»„ . :

>>717775325
Gonna have to fill me in on your faggy 4chan lingo. I dunno who or what the fuck mfw is.

Actually don't, cuz I could give a fuck less.

>>717775375
What sucks is knowing the reason, and knwoing why i react like a retard, and not being able to control it, i guess itsnot being able to control when i rage

>>717764720
: . , * (°), ~ d¡ŁDø(+)R°N1¢s ~ :: .. - `_— "»„ . : : . , * (°), ~ d¡ŁDø(+)R°N1¢s ~ :: .. - `_— "»„ . : : . , * (°), ~ d¡ŁDø(+)R°N1¢s ~ :: .. - `_— "»„ . : : . , * (°), ~ d¡ŁDø(+)R°N1¢s ~ :: .. - `_— "»„ . : : . , * (°), ~ d¡ŁDø(+)R°N1¢s ~ :: .. - `_— "»„ . : : . , * (°), ~ d¡ŁDø(+)R°N1¢s ~ :: .. - `_— "»„ . : : . , * (°), ~ d¡ŁDø(+)R°N1¢s ~ :: .. - `_— "»„ . : : . , * (°), ~ d¡ŁDø(+)R°N1¢s ~ :: .. - `_— "»„ . : : . , * (°), ~ d¡ŁDø(+)R°N1¢s ~ :: .. - `_— "»„ . : hurray for dildotronics!!!

>>717775465
I was being serious. I'd never do immediate family incest, or with anyone I consider myself close with, but side cousins and shit that I don't see is another story. And hearing someone else's incest story doesn't repulse me since it's obviously not my family. But yeah, I find the idea of actually wanting to fuck your sibling or parent gross, personally. I think it's fuckin' nasty, and it has nothing to do with looks or any of that. I can't see my family that way. It's a really gross thought.

my secret is im an elite hacker but i cant tell my family or friends

>>717775577
that's good money. what kind of sales?

>>717775928
methamphetamine

>>717775872
yes, but someone else's family= diamonds.jpeg

Anyone know how to hack a girls phone I like ?

>>717775928

biotech. I have a Ph.D in a STEM, but you don't need it. but it helps get to the top of the food chain

>>717776049
Kek

>>717776176
Nah. It's still not my fave. I'd just as soon never ever see incest and have all people fucking be unrelated. I get no extra enjoyment out of incest, but like I said, I'd tolerate see others doing it if the people aroused me. Others specifically enjoy the incestual aspect of it, when that's precisely the thing I don't enjoy.

>>717776185
I don't think that's easy to do or look up. I'd also like to know the same actually.

>>717776513

I fucked my mom but she never knew because she was asleep the entire time.

>>717775375
respect, anon. sounds like you've worked hard to move past it.

is the anger negatively affecting you / your family? can you get more help?

Was quite a few years ago but one night I was driving home drunk at like 2:30am and I hit a 10yo mexican kid who was riding his bike in the middle of the road. I stopped, looked around and didnt see anyone who might have seen it and I drove off. the kid was rolling around in the road so he was still alive.

>>717776176
You can kek at this though: I would fuckin nail a hot cousin of mine. She's like 21 or under (10 yr age dif) and she's just my type. I've even made mild pursuits at her. I only see her once a year at best so I don't feel that weird about it. Now if I was raised around her or something that'd be weird.

But, for the record, I had crushes on cousins I grew up with, but they were just crushes and nothing too serious.

>>717776775
....ugh. Yeah I don't get this sort of thing at all. Clearly we're wired very differently but goddamn.

I have my own fucked up shit I like so I'm not really judging you but man I personally think that's nasty.

I'm an escort. Occasionally I have had semi-famous people for clients

>>717777184

I'm going to get 7777777

but not in this thread

>>717777418
no i am!

>>717777418
I don't really 4chan, I don't know the lingo. Fuck does that mean?

>>717777572
fuck u its me!

Trump will be impeached within 5 months, kek wills it.

me

>>717777690
nvm

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Niggers must hang

Rolling cause why not

>>717777418

got it

>>717777777

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This is my secret

>>717778125
Prove it.

>>717776235
>mfw bumping into biotech sales anon again

we need to stop meeting like this bro

anyways, company? so i could know/get an idea on which companies are legit and do sell decent products?

I want my wife to ride a couple friends cocks

>>717778472

never

>>717778480

hi friend

>>717775433
Depends, are you the same size as me or are you some tiny 100 pound girl? Because I'm hardly a small person. Also, it depends on what you tell them beforehand and how disoriented they are if they were just woken up and shit.

If you can convince them you aren't there to kill or hurt them, especially if they don't know it's a vacuum sealable bag, I think there's a decent chance they'd get in. And if they didn't I'd just kill them, and that would be that.

i have stinky salad farts right now

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>>717771819
its this simple next time your with her in a private place preferbly a little tipsy lean in and kiss her
2 things will happen:

1) she likes you and shes the only one she will go straight for; you get married and live happily ever after

2)doesn't go for it and you never talk to her again, you stop wasting you time with a dyke and find the other identical person of her thats not a dyke in the 3.5 billion woman on earth

if you dont do this as soon as possible your wasting your time and you may have already missed out on the special one that actually loves you back....

if you feel that way about her anon i wouldn't be surprised if its reciprocal her brain should be programmed to love men unless shes a mutant

>>717768029
Post pics of sis

>>717779203

cucumber?

>>717776798
It affects my son and wife more than anything. I try to make my son as tough as possible, i know hes too young 6, but i need him to be as tough as nails, i know im wrong, but i see my reflection in him and i cant help it, my wife, is my best friend, i could tell her the worst fetishes and shed understand but this is a secret i can never talk to her about, i get really angrywith her, for no reason, i cant help it, ive been more chill recently, but i sometimes loose it, ive been thinking of seeking counseling but, like here i can talk about it anonimously, i cant see myself talking to someone face 2 face

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>banged my cousin
>have had a severe opiate addiction since i was 14
>have had a disgustingly terrible life but am not to stupid to see school is a a way to pull my self up from this filth and am graduating in a year

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>>717778617
Want her?

>>717776928
If this was in Escondido I'm pretty sure you put Christian Mendoza's little brother into a vegetative state. Good job though, he was a fucking prick.

>>717779680
Hell yeah I do, moar

>>717779680

of course

>would fuck her mouth hard and deep until I came straight down her throat / 10

>>717779682
nope, that wasnt me.

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>>717779792
More?

>>717779917

fuck you faggot. post or don't. we don't need no fucking dramaqueenattention whores in here

im bi

>>717780205
we all are.

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>>717780205

>still not gay

>>717779467
Tbh anon, this is the first time i actually talk to anyone about it, and as cliche as it sounds, it took a bit off my shoulders, i probablu will never be ok, but sometimes when i see my kids growing in a healthy environment, i feel normal or at least what i think is normal for a bit

>>717764720

i created the universe with my bare hands and fucked god.

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>mfw i have secrets that are so secret I cant even anonymously share here

>>717780702

whoa

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>>717780702
>>717780702
We've seen some pretty crazy secrets in here and I shared that I was this fucking close to stabbing someone in the throat. Don't be a pussy.

I haven't checked this whole thread yet but I wouldn't be surprised to see a rape, murder, or CP confession in here.

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I nearly killed a child when I was in the fourth grade by throwing a dinnerplate sized rock onto his head

>>717781422

did the kid get retarded at least?

fuck bagels

>>717772564
You must be a dumb autistic retarded nigger if you think she's any older than 12 in that picture

I am secretly a pedophile. It all started when I was 12 years old and convinced my sister to let me dry hump her. This went on for a little while then stopped. I first noticed I liked children when I went to disney world and universal studios a few years later. I have no intention on fucking a child, but if there were absolutely no consequences for it, I would. I am only 16 years old. I have jerked it to nonude models before and some other stuff you can find on youtube. But its really whatever now. Idk what it is about little girls that turns me on. They're just so innocent. I guess thats what it is. Its gotten to the point that I roleplay while masturbating. I pretend Im like a father or a teacher who fucks their student or child. I prefer 8-15 yos. 4-7 if a nice ass is included. I know im a terrible person for it, and feel ashamed about it after I jerk off to them. I want to get help for it, but if my family found out, they would get rid of me. Oh well, looks like I'm stuck.

>>717781905

fuck fucking bagels

>>717768367
well, the cat doesn't hate you because cats are just a feline you

sorry to be a little harsh

>>717781720
Nah, I dont remember, he bled all over the place though and I never got in trouble cause I pulled a cartoon and just walked off with my hands in my pockets and whistling

>>717782031

they all look under 12 to me. even when they're 23

I had to make some boys strip naked for my job once but I got inadvertently hard.

>>717782387
What do you do...?

>>717782144
You can't control the lust you have. But you can control your actions. I'm am literally the exact same as you everything you described I feel the same way but I know it's wrong to act on the lust.

>>717782448
I am an aide at a center for young delinquents.

I want to get ravaged.

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>>717782584well atleast they had reason to be naked, you just so happened to be into little boys thats all

I've been waiting for five years for my parents to die so I can kill myself without being a burden

>>717782600
how is that a secret or even difficult? like 50% of the population wants to be ravaged and the other 50% want to ravage

Fingered best friends sister while she was passed out drunk. She was moaning and like pushing my hand down towards her pussy so I thought she was awake. Dont really regret it but i cant really tell anyone xD

>>717782893
Submissives and dominants o boy

I'm studying to be a surgeon, and boy, do
I feel those murderous urges.
Stabbing preferably

I'm in love with my step-sister

>>717782387
>once
>once
>once
loll k

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>you will never find out how he was able to just fuck her like that
>you will never figure out how she could be that sheltered
I just want answers, /b/.

I let my friends wife blow me. I guess thats pretty weak but man that girl can suck a dick. We ended up fooling around abot twice a week for about 6 months. I would have felt bad about the whole thing if he was a good guy but he was cheating the whole time too. So i guess i let his wife use me. Man that girl can suck a dick, it's been 15 years and i still think about it, lmfao.

>>717776928
What the hell was a kid doing at 2:30 am. Oh wait he was Mexican

>>717784241
lol actually they think he and a friend has just broken into a car and stole some cds and shit out of it. his friend had it all in his bag and they couldnt prove the kid i hit was involved but we all know he was. true story

>>717783040

thanks Jack

>>717782747
I was just feeling a bit guilty because they were visibly embarrassed about being naked in front of each other. Adolescent boys can be quite shy.

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>>717779282
Sorry for the delayed response. I was making dinner.

It's... different though. I'm not sure how to explain it. She's not a full blown lesbain. She just prefers women over men.

But the thing is, she only dates the butchy man hating ones.

The ones you want to punch in the face. It fucking drives me livid when they get brought up or we talk about our past. Or if we some how run into when we're at dinner.

She has a thing for dating just, mean fucking people.

I don't get it. I mean, I'm not neckbeard hoverhand faggot. (At least my perspective) Who gets walked all over, but i can't stand manipulative fuckers.

All my early and mid twenties I've just dedicated my life to my career, partying, education and going on badass adventures.

Last one I went on I ran into a mother fucking bear, moose and wolves. All in the same time period.

I should tell her soon though I guess.

It's just, I'd fucking hate ruining something like this. She's never had someone teach her how to work on cars or how to shoot guns or have someone you can rely on. You know, like a friend. So in the end, I friendzone myself cause I feel bad of the bullshit she has to go through.

I got shit loads of Bros and friends who'd do anything for me.

So it just surprises me to see people not have a strong and loving network of friends.

But maybe I'm just lucky.

>>717784198
Man that's depressing.

>>717771219
Should I believe someone when they tell me that they're a horrible person?
Even if it seems like they might just be depressed and self-loathing?

>>717771392
Not op but thanks for the tips

>>717764720
I want to be depressed. Ive overcome it once and i lay awake at night longing for the darkness to consume my mind and I hate myself for it.

>>717764720
I'm 26, my ex is 27 and I just broke up with her late last night.

Because I've been having six with a different chick for over 3 years, and she turns 18 tomorrow thank God.

Other than that, I purposely dropped 5 hits of acid out of the vial onto some sour patch watermelon candy. Gave it to a random minor at a party, he ended up in hospital and that's all I know.

>>717784198
fug....that sounds like i could be that guy tbh

sometimes i bump threads

I let my nephews shower with me and my gf when they stay at my place.

So ive been thinking of asking a girl out on a date for coffee, something simple in more of a "I want to get to know you better" way, not "hey be my girlfriend". Went to the same hoghschool ~3 years ago but never talked, we has tons of mutual friends. She came to our two recent partys and talked to her shortly on facebook for a little bit but she drops off and doesnt reply after a few exchanges. I still want to ask her out, just to get a difinitive answer instead of wondering "what could have been"

Advice please?

Its a long read

Dad beat the idea I'm an idiot not verbally got a peice of plank and beat me with it in second grade. The most I can say about me being smart is I'm not retarded and everyday I don't think of myself highly in terms of brains. If I fuck up and I'm aware that I fucked up my dad goes to talk a lot of shit and makes me feel even shittier than I think I am. I mean dam kick a man while he down. Graduated uni had a part time gig pay was ok and boss is a cheap bitch. Boss needed someone for some labor work reccomended my dad. Now before I reccomendde my dad he occasionally makes a comment. But after doing some work with my boss the comments are more frequent. End up leaving the job cuz I'm tired of the noise. I'm still looking for a job. My dad finally wants to talk to me as an equal goes and say some shit about accepting a low pay when he been trying to push me and projecting himself to get a master to make more money.

>>717764720
Good morning op

>>717785987
story?

>>717787823
Continued

Holiday dinners is an excuse for my dad to talk more shit to me. Even though when me and my brother had a shit relationship he would say the table is a place for peace. Speaking of brother cant even turn to him for emotional support cuz he forsake me and act like Im not doing anything. When really I'm self teaching myself some things and looking for a job. Goes off and scoff at it results to nothing. I really do hope his art degree doesn't help this fucking weab of a brother. Thinking that study abroad to Japan is cheap. Being at home is terrible I would generally sleep till noon so I don't see family and if it aint that cold go for a walk until 10. Family have no faith in me and it just makes me not wanna leave my room. I end up developing some damage to one of organs from drinking. I only eat once a day cuz I don't see myself being worth it. The only thing that's keeping me from saying fuck it drink myself to death. Let my student loan fuck my family is my homies have faith in me and despite me not being the most socially acceptable they accept me for the weird, the racist, the stupid, and sad shit I say. They really means a lot to me and it hurt a lot when dad goes to say they'll be leaving me cuz they will end up not accepting me despite knowing them for 6-7 years

>>717771554
what did u do with them?

>>717787298
Ask her out in person. Read her reactions. If it seems like she's apprehensive, don't force it. "Oh! No worries. Another time then". Not "Come on, just coffee" or anything cringy.

>>717768031
kek

>>717788190
Oh yeah if she says no then thats it, im not going to force it. Big problem about that though is I have no idea when i'll see her in person again, it might be a while and I dont really want too much time to pass.

>>717788604
if no, murder-suicide is an option to think about

>>717787974
k ill make it short n sweet cuz tired
Disclaimer: it may or may not be me, idk, but sounds eerily similar

>My HS senior year, 4 years ago
>studying all the time (haha yeah right) na really i was just playing vidya all the time and stressing over being a lazy shit
>anyways spend a lot of my time in the morning before class starts in the library surfing the web on computer and doing, u guessed it, playing games
>meet this group of weirdos/weeaboos who hang there
>meet a girl who looks like an irl loli (has some sort of growth deficiency thing, so SEVERELY underdeveloped physically)
>hit off with her, and me being a internet-perv all my life i know wat she is; read: legal loli
>flirt with her a lot, eventually it's just me and her most mornings in library and the weirdo group moves elsewhere
>ask her to sit on my lap, she enthusiastically obliges
>one day get bold
>me and her on surfing on computer while she sits on my lap, i open up notepad
>type up question on the screen like "can i grab your ass?" shit like that
>she gives greenlight
>over a couple weeks we do this thing
>ended up graduating that year
>she was still a junior
She is 21 atm i believe. Yes, still looks like she is 11-12. Over the next year into college, I had no social life, still don't mostly.I remember her, so I get a girl i used to mess with who was also a Junior becoming a Senior to find a way to get the legal-loli's phone number. Sort of hooked up with her, fucked her butt a couple months ago, been trying to continue doing it regularly, but she is reluctant and I am a tad busy doing other shit at times and so is she.

>i did mention some weeks ago to her that she is gonna be my "fuck toy". i was trying to sound hot, get her turned on.. she didn't like it

>>717787974
>>717789246
and i have to add, due to her Growth Deficiency disorder thing and looking like a little girl, she is obviously an outcast.
and in HS I was on the social level above normal, meaning near to the jock levels. Think the Bender kid in Breakfast Club. Fairly well-known, mostly neutral attitude towards me.

so me being her "only male friend" wouldn't sound so far-fetched either because of the fact that back then a talked to her alot about her own interests/life/etc.

and her being "clueless of masturbation" sounds kinda similar too, because when she sat on my lap, i would get throbbing boners, and she knew it, and whenever she wanted me to get it again, she would just sit on my lap, and press down a tad. that was enough for me. still is, for her at least.

god i wish i can try to get her wanting me that badly again

My girlfriends younger brother killed two people both unprovoked, stabbed both victims. first was a wasted father of five. second was Muslim girl. Mad, just imagine seeing national news about your crime and keeping it a secret for like 5 months then doing it again. I guess ama for next ten minutes or so

>>717790633
Jesus... how do you feel in retrospect?

Are you intimidated by him?

Are you worried about your girlfriend at all?

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When i was about 13 I was staying at my dads and me my uncle and cousin all slept in one room because we were watching movies. I got next to my cousin who i think was a few years older than me and started to take off her pants and touch her. Ive always been a super horny person since i was little and i couldnt help myself.
I got a comb from the restroom and put some sort of jell on it for lube and shoved the handle side in her ass. she didnt make a sound.
I was too scared to put my dick in to anything at that time. so i got her hand and gripped it firmly around my dick and started making her give me a handjob... but heres the catch.
I stopped making her jack me off but she kept jerking me when i stopped. and she would loosen up her grip but id tighten her hands and she would have that tigghtened grip still when i let go of her arms.
i dont know if she was awake to this day.
boutta month ago found out that my "dad" that ive known to be my real father was not and that guy is living in europe for work.
Wasn't even incest. She was probably awake.
Im still fatherless.
And i have a big problem with being a weirdo silent ninnja when people are sleeping..

>>717790945
Well I got with her after it happened. I so I cannot reflect on it. Like seriously and no. Is he got 27 years. I do think about my gf mental state from time to time. I she been through a lot. But she loves me unconditionally we need each other

>>717789836
Post pics of her

>>717791345
That makes me happy to hear man.

Just keep.doing your best then and keep her smiling anon. Keep it up.

I've been in an inappropriate relationship with my female middle-school student for about 7 months. Still haven't gotten /b/radded.

I have thought of killing myself almost everyday since I was 13.
I tell no one because it will only worry my loved ones and display weakness to anyone else.
My personality puts me beneath pity, and my looks invite abuse.
In due time, I will find a therapist and work through these issues.
If that doesn't work in the next couple of decades, anyone who would miss me will be safely dead or estranged, and I can finally carry out my plan.

>>717791345
>like seriously and no
Sorry in bed on a really shit phone

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>>717791702
Do tell.

>>717792051

>was her PE teacher
>helped her train to pass fitness test via a lot of jogging with a few other students
>drives her home after, thinks nothing of it
>months later, finally reveals to me that she wants me because I'm oblivious
>we did something inappropriate on school property
>freaks out, comes to /b/ for advice
>/b/ responds with real advice, so I don't turn myself in and keeps her from telling on me
>had a discreet relationship through the summer
>mutually decided that society would never let us be together (I do really like her at this point), and breaks up before school started up again
>she goes out with this guy at school she knows that worships her
>I started seeing someone my age
>spoke and texted less and less
>sent her a link to the song "We Don't Talk Anymore" with a sad face because I missed her
>later that night, she showed up at my door, just like the lyric in the song
>we spent the night together
>she breaks up with her boyfriend, wanted me to do the same with my gf
>I didn't want to, because I was torn between love and a chance to go back to a normal life
>She was upset, but said she understood I wanted to not feel so guilty all the time, and that I shouldn't cheat on my gf so we should just break up clean
>broke up with my gf the next day
>we had a nice winter break together
>I don't mind marrying her when she's an adult

>>717777391
are you dude or gril

are they all married or closeted?

>>717780578
good for you bro, keep on keeping on, you're giving your kids a better life than you had it sounds like

>>717787078
that's... weird.. do you like dudes? or do you like seeing them get hard over gf? or what?

>>717788032
how black are you?

Brb cheating on my gf with a woman ten years older than me for about a year. She has no idea. Came close to being caught one time when the older one was sucking me off in the kitchen while my gf was in the shower kek. May post older one pic if interest

>>717794014
yes, interested

>>717793410
You said before that you still hadn't broken up with your girlfriend, but now you're saying you broke up with her the day after your student broke up with her boyfriend. FAAAAKE.

I film my sisters pissing then upload it
Also i fap in public and cum in my own ass

https://youtu.be/bAMKwm0uOIg

>>717794252
face is meh. lets see her body, maybe its better.

>>717794257
anyway I can take a look at the vids?

>>717794156
I didn't say I broke up with my gf the day after she did. She wanted me to do the same for weeks, but I didn't. It wasn't until she said she just wanted me to do what's best for me and just break up with her that I made my choice.

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>>717793698
their parents are conservative jesusfags who shelter them from reality, especially when it comes to nudity/sex. trying to help them realize it's not some evil taboo sent by the devil to be ashamed of. She is the 1st girl they have seen naked up close

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>>717794517
Its all urs friend

>>717794723
Damn okay, she actually has a really nice body. Don't blame you for smashing. How old is she? Guessing no more than early 30's.

My last girlfriend was such a cunt my dick actually sucked up,inside my body whenever she was around. Used to be a great fuck. Lost all interest in her. I tried to,explain to her I didn't like the constant bitching and complaining. She is OCD and has anxiety. Takes it out on everyone else. Doesn't take responsibility. She didn't get it.

>>717794957
Correct. She is a total cum slut too. Addicted to fucking her. Gf has no idea and I feel great about it kek

>>717794759
how old are they / how old is she?

>>717795306
7 and 9. she is 19, im 22

BUMP LIMIT!1!!!!!!!!!

>>717795246
>>717795170
Fuck man, she has a huge mouth, bet she loves sucking some cock.

>>717795534
Massive isn't it. She got ganged years ago too

>>717795534
Saved that pic, or the other of her?

>>717795596
>>717795641
Saved the body pic, she's beautiful. Fuck, wish I could get a chance to tap that.

>>717795754
Very good anon. Going to repost body pic anywhere??

>>717774148
>I bet you a billion dollars if you knew the whole story of us two you'd at the very least fully understand where I was coming from, even when I crossed the line and did fucked up shit to that person.
get fucking typing

I need some advice /b/ros,
>Be me 23
>Live with best friends family since mine sucks
>Girl same boat as me used to live here
>Solid 9/10
>We are both regarded as family
>We playful flirt all the time and never thought anything of it
>New year's we were both drinking
>She was shaking her ass in front of me seductively
>Then we cuddled for hours on the couch and she fell asleep
>When she woke up, it was late and she wanted to go to bed upstairs
>I was staying up since I was host, so she came back and cuddled for an hour more or so

I think it could just be her looking for attention since there was about 6 other guys there at this point of the night, but I can't stop thinking about it, what you think anons, just friendly or should I be taking steps to further our relationship?

>>717795878
oh yeah man